#funny science

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[littlepepene]

SCHOOL DOODLES BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO ON PC!!!

omg the french brothers are so silly and totally not suffering

[hotesttrash]

Things my bio professors have said (in no particular order)

Prof E (Lab)

Dr.D (Lecture)

“It’s all a bunch of BS, bad science.” Prof E

“Where are the corpses?” Prof E

“Who hasn’t play Tetris, you heathens!” Dr.D

“Survival of the good enough.” Dr.D

“Dead shit.” Dr.D

“You don’t find an ape attractive. If you do just, don’t say anything.” Dr.D

“You don’t look at a tree and go “ooh~ an, oak”. Dr.D

“In some instances, Stupidity” Prof E

“I’m drugged to high heaven right now.” Dr. D

*is dying* Dr.D

“Who likes cheese? You’re weird.” Dr.D

“Fungi are just generally weird.” Dr.D

“Motherfuckers this is how we grow food!” Dr.D (about climate change)

“Everyone stand up. Except me because I’m lazy.” Dr.D

“Anyone who making it is going to be a cannibal .” Dr.D

“The best thing you can do is not reproduce.”Dr.D

“You’re going to pollute the environment you live in, I hope you breathe it in and die.” Dr.D

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[furryfeet]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[toadbreath]

forgor his pants. how embarrassing

[saraichinwag]

How Much Does A Fart Weigh?

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[newtonpermetersquare]

[familythings]

The Sahara: From Desert to… Lakes? What’s Happening?!

Hold onto your sun hats, folks! The Sahara Desert, famous for its endless dunes and scorching sun, just pulled a surprising trick. Recent photos from NASA show the Sahara is not as dry as we thought. Flooding has turned parts of this vast desert into lakes! Yes, you read that right—lakes! Let’s set the scene. Picture the Sahara: hot, sandy, and dry. But wait! NASA’s Landsat 9 satellite snapped…

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

Science? On c'mon we all know it's geography

[germaphobephysicist]

Jeff, this is NOT a bad joke. It's the greatest one I've heard.

Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are on a road trip…

and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”

“No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies.

The cop says “You were going 80 miles an hour.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”

“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrödinger.

The cop tries to arrest them.

Ohm resists.

[rebeccathenaturalist]

Me if I were a dog.

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