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New Blog - History Of The Humble T-shirt. From Plain White To Colorful Graphics. What Your Tee Says About You By Rick London
T-shirts have an interesting history in America and around the world. From its humble beginnings as an undergarment in the late 19th century to becoming a fashion staple and a means of self-expression, the journey of the T-shirt is worth exploring. The T-shirtâs origins can be traced back to the United States Navy in the late 1800s. Sailors would cut their one-piece union suits into two separateâŚ
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Con O'Neill as Gerry in Learners (2007)
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#con o'neill#learners (2007)#a fairly common character style for con to play#the cheating husband who accidentally gets the lady knocked up#but his character is pretty funny#and the bringing the owls to the vet scene in the end was sweet#the green teeshirt peach shirt combo is quite the look#seeing Mathew Baynton as the young police officer threw me#unexpected ghosts appearance
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Everybody loves poodles
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Late Night Bite-Cute Classic T-Shirt
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âď¸ "I Could Be a Morning Person if Morning Started at Noon" â Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt đ
Struggling with early mornings? Same. Thatâs why this tee is a must-have! It's all about combining humor with ultimate comfort.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is as soft as a dream. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while Heather and Sport Grey mixes in some polyester for extra durability. With a classic fit and a crew neckline, itâs perfect for any occasion â whether youâre out and about or just hitting snooze one more time. đ´
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Just stumbled upon this wicked cool t-shirt design featuring a ghost with a clever skull pun! If you're into unique and spooky apparel, you might want to check it out. The design is perfect for those who love a mix of humor and the supernatural.
Here's the link to the shirt: Ghost's Who Walks Skull Pun T-Shirt
Support some cool creators and add a touch of spooky fun to your wardrobe. Whether you're gearing up for Halloween or just love rocking quirky tees year-round, this one's a must-have!
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The thing about Eddie is that heâll do things on impulse, often in a moment of unearned confidence and optimism. Which is why last year he ordered a gross of Hellfire Club teeshirts. One, he thought the word gross was both funny and appropriate, and two, he was sure at the time that the club would really catch on and grow like wildfire, so heâd need a lot. Besides, they were cheaper by the dozen.
Which is why he still has over a hundred shirts in cardboard boxes under his bed. Steve found them when he was searching for the lip balm stick he dropped on the floor when Eddie tackled him just for fun, and Eddie had to explain, and he felt sort of foolish about it.
��But they donât all go to waste,â he said quickly. âIâve got so many I can wear one to school every day. Promoting the club.âÂ
âOh thank God,â said Steve. âIt wasnât the same one all the time. I used to think you must smell so bad, if you never washed it.â
âI guess at least you were thinking about me,â Eddie said, slightly miffed.Â
âYou were like a cartoon character always in the same outfit,â Steve mused, with a look of fond reminiscence.
âAll that time I was suppressing my raging crush on you, and you were thinking I was like a smelly cartoon character?â
âA cute smelly cartoon character,â Steve assured him. âI always noticed you were cute. I just didnât have the guts to do anything about it back then. And hey! I can help promote your club now.â He pulled his polo shirt off over his head, causing a sudden bump in Eddieâs heart rate, then pulled on a Hellfire shirt. âThere we go,â he said, tugging it down and pushing a hand through his rumpled hair to restore it to its former glory. âHowâs it look?â
Eddie tackled him again, but with lips and tongue this time.Â
#steddie#time period really unclear#are they together earlier? is steve still in school? it matters not#eddie munson is a smelly cartoon character#tune in next time when they realise if Eddie changed the BAND's name to Hellfire Club they'd have ready-made merch
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MAROON - ETHAN LANDRY PT. 1 đˇđĽđŞ
âThe burgundy on my t-shirt when you splashed your wine into me, and how the blood rushed into my cheeks so, scarlet it wasâ - Taylor Swift
Content includes: mentions of murder, alcohol, pretty much it for this chapter!
Pt. 2 of Maroon | Pt. 3 of Maroon | PT. 4 of Maroon |
(A/n: This is the first chapter of a series! Itâs gonna be ab 5-7 parts? Iâm not sure yet. Hope you enjoy! )
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Your whole life you'd felt like an outcast, no friends, a broken family. You'd move around your entire childhood, you never had one place that you called home. You knew you couldn't get too comfortable anywhere you were.
That was until you moved to Woodsboro. You were there for your last two years of high school. Becoming friends with a group of "popular kids" but what you didn't know was that at the cost of having friends was death.
"Y/n, you okay?" Tara waved her hand in your face. "I- yea I'm fine" Your lips were agape, picturing the sight of the dead bodies you had seen in the past. You took it harder than everyone else. Sam kept trying to get you to go to therapy but you refused. You didn't think anything was wrong with you. But the situation changed how you looked at everyone and everything.
You couldn't trust anyone, nowhere was safe. You felt like there were eyes on you at all times. And you never dared to pick up any calls from unknown numbers. "I was asking what we should get for dinner? Everyone's coming over in a bit" "Oh uh, I'm fine with anything"
It was just a normal night to everyone else, but to you, the moon was the same as it was on that night. It was full, and it messed with your head. "Y/n...it might be last minute but do you wanna go to a party? It's Halloween themed and I know you've been wanting to wear your costume" She smiled at you.
She knew you would say yes, everyone loved when you were drunk. You were the same person from before the murders, the same funny, sweet, Y/n that gave no fucks. You let loose, you'd dance with anyone who asked and took whatever drink was handed to you.
"Yea, I'll get ready" "Nice" she squealed, leaving you alone. You kept your door open, finding your pink butterfly wing teeshirt, pairing it with a green mini skirt. It was simple enough but still cute, tying the shirt in the front to make the "slutty" aspect of Halloween come into play. You had a little flower crown, carefully placed butterflies all over it, a green bow in the back.
You did your makeup with care, adding glitter and gems to the sides of your eyes. "Hi Y/n...we're leaving soon" you responded to the unfamiliar voice, looking up quickly "Oh, hey Ethan...right?" He nodded. You'd be lying if you said you didn't think he looked silly. He was wearing a cardboard hat, grey tape around the edges to give it a "cleaned up" look.
"Yea...Ethan Landry" "And what are you supposed to be, Ethan?" He was really cute, he had a shy look in his eye, his cheeks covered in pretty roses blush color. "I'm a Knight" "Your armor isn't really shiny" he looked confused and kinda offended at the same time.
"I- I'm just kidding, sorry. I'll be out soon" You smiled up at him. He had pictured your smile in his mind and it was so much better than he had imagined. You were always quiet and serious in Econ class, but you looked so good with a smile on your face.
Luckily, Ethan would be getting to see you smile all night, the first one when you took your first shot of the night. "To the Fab 5, and! To Ethan, my roommate" "Chad ew, don't call us that" Tara cringed. "Yea! And Sams not here so it's not the full 5" you laughed. "Okay, okay whatever. Cheers guys" You took the small glass to your lips, burning liquid smoothly going down your throat, tossing away old memories and letting yourself go.
"Let's dance!" You dragged Tara to the dance floor also known as the living room, the smell of smoke filling your nose. "Does Sam know you're here?" "No!" She laughed and you shook your head. "You know she's gonna track you down, right?" "Nah, she won't find me"
You stumbled back to the kitchen, Ethan scrolling on his phone silently. "Hey, E...you drink?" You held up a bottle tauntingly and he shook his head. "Uh, no" "yea, I saw you spit out that shot" you smiled, turning back to the table of alcohol, pouring two shots of vodka. "Here" you handed him one, his shaky voice thanking you.
You liked Ethan, sure you'd only known him for a couple hours but he reminded you of yourself. Getting dragged into new friend groups where they don't quiet except you, feeling left out of jokes since he hadn't been here long. "How long have you been in New York?" You strike up a conversation, Anika stealing you back after the long chat. "Got eyes for Landry, huh?" "He's cute" you shrugged with a smile, taking a drink from the red solo cup in your hand. "Chads gonna freak"
Her eyes widened and so did her smile. It finally felt like you were trusting someone, opening up, and starting a conversation. You knew the next time you'd seen him he'd be confused by the lack of energy you'd have. In reality, the alcohol was what was giving you that boost.
You sat down next to the two girls, Mindy explaining her logic behind being at this party and the small chance of almost being killed again. "What about you Y/n? Aren't you a bit paranoid?" "Yeah, I guess. But I feel safe around you guys" you smirked. "Oh also Y/n, I don't Trust Ethan at all. He looks too innocent" "Isn't that the best part?" You laughed, Mindy with a disgusted look on her face.
"I'm gonna go stand in line for the bathroom" You blew kisses at them as you walked away, walking around to find the bathroom. You felt yourself lose balance as you walked, someone catching you as you felt liquid splash on your shirt. "Ah man, my shirt" You held onto the randos chest, trying to stay balanced. "Shit, Y/n...you okay?" You looked up with drunk eyes, Ethan looking down at you with concern.
"Yeah, I'm fine. But my shirt...not so much" You frowned, blush rushing into your cheeks as you looked at him. You untied your Tee, the Maroon color splashed all over your top, making it look like someone had stabbed you. "Is that wine?" He shrugged. "I'm not sure, this girl just gave it to me" he smiled, helping you hold yourself up against the wall.
"Thanks for catching me, I'm not completely drunk, these heels are just uncomfortable to walk in" You slipped off the gold shoes, Ethan standing next to you uncomfortably. "Uhm, let's get you a new drink, yea?" "Oh, no no it's okay. I wasn't gonna drink it...uhm it's fine" he stumbled over his words quite a lot. You couldn't tell if he was just nervous or if this is just how he was all the time.
"Ethan! My man!" Chads hand slapped over the poor boy's shoulder. "Whoah...Y/n, you look like you just got attacked...again" "Very funny Chad" you glared at him. "Hey uh, not to interrupt this throuple but your services are needed" Anika turned the corner as Chad sighed. "I'm needed, I'll be back" "Throuple huh...I think I'd like to just have fun with you, E" You held back a laugh, walking away with a smile and an awkward wink.
Ethan was left a flustered and confused mess, following to find Chad. As for you, you'd finally find the bathroom. Looking at your wine-splashed shirt. It was a familiar view. But instead of blood, it was an innocent drink. You lifted your shirt, your fingers tracing over the two, deep knife scars.
You were lucky to only get two lousy scars, compared to others...you told yourself you didn't have room to complain. After all, you were alive, you made it through the night and you took it to your advantage.
You snapped out of your trance as you heard a familiar voice. Sam, oh shit. "Excuse me" You struggled to push through the crowded hall, bumping into Ethan once you got to the scene. You moving to stand by his side. "Oh shit" you cringed as Sam took her taser to the man's crotch.
"Sam? Are you fucking kidding me? You're stalking me now?" You And Ethan watched in confusion, the dude now on the floor. "Holy shit! It's that psycho girl!" The room filled with laughter, grabbing Ethan's hand as everyone chased Tara.
"Is this like a regular thing in this friend group?" The group walked in unison, you And Ethan behind everyone else. "Yea," you sighed, feet aching with your shoes in your hand. "I like your flower thingy...by the way" "Thanks, made it myself" you took it off your head, handing it to him before stealing the cardboard hat from off his. "Trade me?" "Oh uh...yea" he placed the crown on his head awkwardly, trying to fix his hair as you slipped his hat over your head.
"Looks cute on you" The pink flowers matched with his soft personality, and his flushed cheeks. You on the other hand looked very strange, getting looks from the people that were once staring at Sam and Tara.
"Tara..will you stop?" Sam struggled to catch up with her sister, Tara not giving a fuck. "I cannot believe you did that, you embarrassed me!" "That gut was a dick! He was gonna take advantage of you" "So?!" You rubbed underneath your eyes, knowing that they were about to get into an argument yet again.
It was always like this, they argue just to never make up and argue again. It's a continuous cycle that has never ended. "So?" Sam repeated in shock. "If I wanna hook up with an ass hole that's my decision?! It's my decision" "Okay.." Sam scoffed.
"It's not about you!... You..you were out of my life for 5 years and then you can't leave me alone for 5 minutes" Sams's only and most used "comeback" was that Tara wasn't going to the councilor, That she wasn't dealing with what happened to her. You wondered if she thought the same thing about you, you were worse than Tara with the subject, you had completely blocked out any idea of it with anyone. Sure everyone knew what happened in the back of their head, but it was for the best if no one mentioned it.
"Hey...guys come on" Tara ignored Chad, trying to get them to stop. Tara rambled, even you thought her words were a bit harsh. "You just follow me here and you won't let me out of your sight" "Just...trying to look out for you" You could tell Sam felt defeated, rethinking her actions. "I know...I know you are. But you can't do it for the rest of my life, you have to let me go"
Next thing you knew the smell of cherry coke filled your nose, a drink splashed all over Sam by a random girl. The two were already at it, Sam trying to aggressively go after her, Chad pulling her back. "The fuck is wrong with you?" "You know what you did!" "I didn't fucking do anything!"
You waved at Ethan to follow you, chasing behind Mindy and the rest of the group. "I'm so fucking tired of this!" Tara's eyes watered in frustration, Chad rubbed her back Anika and Mindy holding hands as they walked. You only now realized how alone you were. Sure you'd have some flirty moments with Mindy or Anika but they were purely platonic, you'd never had an actual partner.
"Y/n, I heard what you said to Ethan, not that drunk huh?" She laughed. "He knows I'm kidding...or not. Right E?" "What?" He caught up and you smiled to the ground. "You talked to my bro? Damn, I guess you two would make a good pair" Chad laughed. "No, I don't trust him. He's weird, he always stutters when he talks. He's definitely hiding something" Mindy scoffed.
"I'm right here..." "No, he's just like that with Girls, Man has never experienced female contact" Ethan rolled his eyes, sighing. Mindy also rolled her eyes, she was always stubborn, especially when she was convinced someone was dangerous. "Well I'm gay, so I don't know why he's scared of me" "Maybe cause you're really intimidating, Mindy" Tara turned back, a broken smile back on her face.
"You are...kinda really rude too" "Am not, your face is just annoying to look at" your eyes widened. "Okay you two, cut it out" You all finally got to the apartment, running into your room to take off the wet, uncomfortable shirt. You placed Ethan's hat on your bed, finding a long sleeve and pj pants to switch into.
"Hey, here's your thingy back" he knocked on the door, handing it to you. "Oh, thanks" you grabbed his hat off the bed, giving it back. "I- I think I'm just gonna take it all off, restricting" you agreed. "Yea...plus the party's already over" "I...I'm really sorry about your shirt...by the way" "It's fine, ill just order another one"
"Y/n, hey I think you're gonna wanna see this" Chad called from the living room, you And Ethan rushing to his voice. He called out to Sam who was downstairs, the two of you meeting in the living room in shock. "Cute boy...nice" Quinn smiled and you smirked.
You stared at the Tv, "Also found at the scene were various Ghost Face costumes..." you heart dropped to your ass, you could feel tears start to form in your eyes. "I'm not doing this shit again" you rushed to your room, Sam chasing behind you. "Y/n...Y/n come on we can leave, I'll get tara" "Guys! Wait no! Hold on! No wait, let's talk about this for a second" the two of you had already made your way to the kitchen, knifes in hand.
"This might not have anything to do with us" "Are you serious?" Sam asked. Great, another argument. But this time you sided with Sam. This definitely had something to do with all of you. "It's Halloween! Everybody's wearing masks" "Tara! Tara, this isn't a coincidence!" Your eyes were wide, looking at her trying to find where she found the audacity to say that.
"Tara...we knew him" you spoke up. "He was in one of our classes! We Barley knew him" She scoffed. "Chad, Mindy back us up here" your eyes creased, heart pumping as if you'd just run a marathon. "I mean it is a little bit..." "close to home..." Mindy finished his sentence. "Quinn! Your dad's a cop right? Can you call him and see what's going on? Before you make the dumb ass decision to abandon my college education, and flee the fucking state?" Everyone looked up at Quinn, her Phone to her ear as she called.
You froze as you felt your phone ring in your pocket. Everyone's eyes on you. You slowly took it out, looking at the contact. "Who is it?" You let out a small sigh of relief. "It's just Gale, probably excited about the new book opportunity" you held your face in your palms. "Why'd everyone just freak out when her phone rang?" "You gotta keep up My Dude" you felt your heart beat faster, holding back tears.
"Sam, my dad wants to talk to you" you rushed to your room, closing the door behind you. You fell against it, tears spilling out. You thought you'd finally escaped it, but now your progress was ruined, you were back at square one. It was only bound to get worse, this was just the beginning.
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jennifer jareau x black!femme!reader
includes derek and savannah morgan, emily prentiss, luke alvez, tara lewis, emily prentiss, matt simmons, penelope garcia and spencer reid. no mentions of rossi or the others. mentions will.
After two years of dating JJ, mostly behind closed doors, you finally meet JJ's friends.
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Unspecified age gap, but reader is an adult. Reader is related to Savannah. Mentions of divorce. Mentions of coming out. Nondescript mentions of sexual conduct. Mentions of drunkenness. Hints at past-Jemily. No use of Y/N.
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not really sure how i feel about this. sorry. it's not my favorite thing, and can't say im super proud of it tbh. but, it kind of helped my rut.
JJ found herself tinkering with the watch on her wrist. Tonight was going to be an important night. You were finally meeting the team. It had been on the books for weeks, and it had taken months for you to have been able to mention it with her eyes nearing jumping out of their sockets. They were her family, after all. And, you? You were special. She wasn't sure what she was worried most about, them not liking you or you not liking them.
She sighs, pushing herself off the frame of the front door. You should have been out of the bathroom right now.
"Are you almost ready?"
You dropped your arms, just enough that the mascara in your hands is no longer close to your eye. She's called out to you, not even five minutes ago. Three minutes was generous, even. It was starting to get a bit, frustrating.
"Jennifer!" You call back with nothing else to really say after. You just want her to hear in your tone how tired you are of her asking. After a moment, you hear footsteps, and you huff. She steps into the bathroom, and you look up in the mirror. She's ready, and she looks good. Casual enough, jeans and teeshirt. Her make up was minimal, but she looked gorgeous, as usual. You speak up before she does, "Baby, stop bugging me. I'm getting ready, okay? We finna go to a bar, not a dinner reservation. Can you just stop rushing me?"
JJ ignores the question, zeroing in on your middle statement. "Exactly, we are going to a bar to meet them. So, what's all this? You don't have to go all out for them."
"You should know better than to think I'm getting gussied up for anyone but me." You retort, finishing up your mascara.
"You look beautiful, already," she sighs, leaning against the bathroom doorframe, "Can't you just, wrap it up? Your makeup looks about done."
You twist the cap back on your mascara and look up at her with a smile as you know what you're about to say is not going to be music to her ears. "My makeup is done. Now, I have to do my hair."
JJ groans, turning her body away from you. Her back, now, flat against the frame, she leans back against it. Eyes closed with a deep exhale, she slides down a wall. You have the most beautiful, artful head of hair ever. And, damn, if you didn't do a damn good job about making it into any masterpiece you wanted. But, God, did it take forever. She texts her team that you guys are going to be a little late, tells that they she would like them to meet you while they are at least mostly sober.
Emily reads JJ's text and sighs. She slides her phone into her back pocket, annoucing, "Beers only, for now, guys. They're going to be here a little late, and JJ wants us to be fairly sober when they get here."
Matt takes a swig of his bottle, "Did she say how long they were gonna be?"
"Uh, no, but she said her girlfriend was doing her hair," Emily answers, shrugging, "So, it shouldn't be too much longer." Derek and Savannah exchange looks before laughing. Seeing as Savannah had introduced JJ to you, she and Derek were the only ones who knew anything about you. Including how you looked, and more particularly, knew it would take a bit of time for you to do your hair. Emily squinted, as did the rest of the team, "What's so funny?"
Savannah amused, shakes her head while Derek answers through his laughter, "Nothing, I'm just saying that, if JJ wants us to be sober when they show up then we should switch to water."
The team talks amongst themselves, enjoying their night out. The first night out in a while, that they've gotten to enjoy Derek and Savannah's company. So, they make the most of it, while they wait. In fact, they were having such a good time, they had completely lost track of how long they had been waiting. The filled their drinking gap alternating between beers and water, and occassionally, ordering a round of shots. Then, the door opens, and Penelope gasps about someone so gorgeous she felt blinded. The team follows her line of sight, set directly on the door. As Savannah jumps up excitedly and moves around Derek to approach you, JJ walks in right behind you, after having just held the door for you. You grab her hand the moment she's close enough.
"Damn," Luke exhales, "JJ's girlfriend is.." He trails off, catching himself before he finds himself on the recieving end of pointed looks and the back Garcia's hand smacking his chest.
Maybe it's because he cut himself off, maybe it's because everyone's too busy staring with their jaws knocking between their ankles but neither reactions come. Instead, they just hum along while Emily lets out a quiet, "Tell me about it."
Derek laughs, "Pick your jaws up off the floor before they get here and JJ catches your eyes."
Matt is the first pull his eyes away and thus, respond. "Aw, c'mon, JJ doesn't really strike me as the possessive type."
Emily, getting flashbacks from years ago, tears her eyes away from the couple, getting this far away look in her eye as she murmurs, "Oh, yes, she is."
Matt, Luke and Tara give her a curious look as Reid, Derek and Garcia exchange looks because they know where Emily's mind went. Before Emily went to London, things between the two of them, made team nights out really uncomfortable sometimes. Even moreso, when Will was with them, confused as they were. How JJ didn't realize she was gay until two years ago will forever be something that confuses them. When they get closer, they stand in anticipation to greet the stunning couple. When they are within earshot, the group clammers over the sound of each other's voices to greet JJ, who's arm is tight on your waist because Luke still has that glazed over look in his eye when he looks at you. Dumbstruck and in love, and your body is going to pay the cost of that later.
"I'm sorry we're late," JJ says, after greeting her team back.
You smile, "It takes work to be this pretty."
"No, it doesn't," JJ argues, "You're always that beautiful."
Penelope squeals, "You guys are so cute." She locks eyes on you, pointing, "You, you are gorgeous."
You laugh, extending your hand to her, "You must be Garcia," and when she excitedly confirms, shaking your hand with a vigor you should have been expecting but was still surprised by, you introduce yourself to her. Letting go of her hand, Emily introduces herself to you and you make your way around the group. Before getting around to Derek and hugging him instead of shaking his hand.
"Oh, so you know two know each other?" Emily asks.
JJ's eyes sparkle as she bites back a laugh, looking at Derek and Savannah both, "You guys didn't tell them?"
Reid squints, "What was he supposed to tell us?"
"You were being so secretive about your relationship, I didn't say a thing." He answers.
You answer Reid, "They," pointing to Derek and Savannah, "introduced us."
"Wait," Tara asks, motioning between you and Derek and Savannah, "So, how is it that you know each other."
JJ immediately goes cherry red as you look at her, seeing if she would be willing to answer since she brought it up, and all. You laugh. She's still mildly embarrassed, certainly not ashamed, but it's still a fact that flusters her.
"She," you start, pointing to Savannah, "is my Aunt." Derek laughs as jaws drop and JJ's eyes become wide and glued to the floor. Luke and Tara start making cradle robbing jokes at JJ's expense, and you didn't think it was possible for her to become more red, but she did. You defend her, "To be fair, it took me six months of relentlessness for her to see me as the adult woman that I am, so please, hop up off my woman." And, you laugh, but you're kind of serious. You've never loved age gap jokes from the outside, and you weren't comfortable enough yet with JJ's friends for you to find them funny.
Savannah slides back into the conversation, "Okay, also, to be fair, I became an aunt rather early in life. So."
Now, they're dying to know how you two met, exactly. Which makes JJ's blush deepen because she does remember the first time she saw you. You think those six months of your effort was because she didn't see you as a woman, but it was really more because she was trying not to see you as a woman. The moment she saw you, she isn't going to say she fell in love with you, but she definitely imagined herself fucking you. In so many ways, so many positions. She imagined the way your moans and whimpers would sound in her ear, imagined how your sweat and arousal would taste on her tongue.
She had only recently truly realized she liked women; it's why she and Will separated, why he went back to New Orleans, and she hadn't even verbalized her newfound self discovery outloud to herself, much less to anyone else.
Furthermore, she had been leaning heavily on Derek and Savannah during this difficult time, as he and Savannah were helping her out with the boys. So, the very last thing she needed to be doing so imagining all the ways she could possibly having their niece screaming her name, but that's what she was doing. And, your sizing her up and giving her those flirtatious glances did her zero favors. Then, you started giving her more than suggestive glances, and she thought the devil sent you to her. So, not wanting to complicate her friendship with the Morgans, she did her best to keep a respective distance, but you made it so hard every single time she saw you. Because you'd openly wanted her just about as much as she wanted you in her mind.
Eventually, the two of you found yourself to be alone, and JJ did her best, but the chemistry was electric. After six months of trying to do the right thing, she had ended up absolutely railing you in your bedroom. And, you were caught as soon as Derek and Savannah came back home with the kids. So, as JJ blushed and blushed and avoided every eye in the room as you weren't shy about it at all, though, thankfully, you did spare them all the sweetest details.
"A go getter," Matt nodded, thinking back to when he met Kristy, lifting his beer to tip at you, "I respect it."
Emily's mind did some quick math, "Wait, is she the reason you came out?"
"Well," JJ looked at you with that lovesick twinkle in her eyes, "She certainly helped."
"I wasn't sure you would ever come out," Reid chimes in. And, everyone mutters their agreeance. If what Emily, Derek and Penelope are doing can be considered muttering.
"Aye," you speak, defensively. JJ looks slightly offended, and slightly is enough for you to say something, "Some journeys are longer and harder than others. She came out when she was ready."
"Protective, too," Tara notes, looking at JJ, "I like her." And, she's not the only one to say so.
The conversation shifts as they pry to get to know you. Penelope fires a million questions at you, and she's pushy about you answering. Apparently, she had tried to look you up, but you aren't active enough on your socials to give her much insight. She was firing questions at you a mile a minute, and you were just as honest as you needed to be. You were losing track of how many questions you'd answered in this, and sensing your tiredness, JJ slides in to your rescue.
"Penelope," She cuts her off mid question, "This isn't going to be the only time you see her," She gives that smile, the one does when things are tense. Or, when she's nervous. Or, when she's forcing herself to be polite, "Leave some mystery to her."
"Right, right," Penelope concedes, "I'm sorry. I've just waited so long to meet you, and now that I'm meeting you my excitement has not wound down because you're so stunning, and you two are stunning together, and JJ has been so happy. I've never seen JJ this happy, not ever since I've known her, and I didn't even realize she wasn't quite happy until I've seen her truly happy, and seeing her happy just makes me so happy," she leans forward, takes one of your hands in both of hers, "I am so happy that you make her so happy. Thank you for making her so happy."
Your eyes soften as her ramble comes to an end, and when you look at JJ, she's give you that puppy eyed look she only seems to fix on you. You steal a small kiss from her, and Reid averts his eyes out of respect while the rest of the table coos at the two of you like children do.
It makes you keep the kiss short. JJ rolls her eyes when she pulls away and looks back at them, but even so, there's a fondess to the action. She switches the conversation, though. Takes it to something more casual and pulls the focus away from you and y'all's relationship. Things amongst the group settle easy then. You guys have plenty of drinks and you have so much more fun than you expected. You didn't expect things to go badly, but you honestly hadn't expected to mesh with everyone so well.
By the end of the night, the only person good enough to drive is Derek, and you all find yourselves cramming up in his SUV, heading back to his place for an impromptu, drunken sleepover. With the exception of Matt, who has Kristy come and pick him up. When you back to yours and your Aunt Savannah's house, you give Reid, Tara, Luke and Penelope some blankets for them to set themselves up and pass out in the living room while you and JJ go curl up in each other's arms in your room.
"Your friends are nice," you murmur against her neck, drifting off to sleep in her arms.
JJ -- both too tired and too drunk to revel in the newly formed bond between her favorite people -- simply falls asleep right after you with a faint smile on her lips.
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Finally, SunnySide Up
Let's think about her design, shall we?
I will admit I didn't get the chance to watch tubbo's stream, so I'll do this based on mostly vibes. So please, do add facts about her on the comments if u can
Ok, let's do this:
Parents: Lenay, Tubbo, Pol and Slimecicle
1 mom that we don't know much about (she could be one of the rabbit hybrids? Maybe, or just a plain gal)
1 human male dad haha he's a filmaker, tho
1 mystery dad that people like to headcanon as goat/satyr a lot or a robot. But could be just a real boy. He is an engineer and has a really cool steampunk vibe going on
1 aberration of green slime and goo dad that can shapeshift into whatever.
She uses She/they.
Uses english, but I don't know about any other. Please enlighten me.
Those sunglasses definitely sparkles with coolness.
Pure swag. The coolest girl around, Leo will have some competition. As her dad would tell you, she's a material kinda girl. I saw someone say that their signs are not yellow, but plated in gold, which is awesome.
She wants to build a train/restaurant with Tubbo. She also likes money.
Dripping in confidence and materialism. Can't wait to see what trauma she's hiding behind the swag and sunglasses. So incredibly sassy and funny and smartpants bitch ass brat child (Affectionate)
If I was to guess favorite color I'd say gold and black. But I have no idea.
For hair: I do absolutely adore the short dreadlocks tighted into a sun shaped bun, with frosted golden tips. Its perfect.
I do see her in a leather or black jeans jacket. Also, completely black outfit, but really expensive colorful sneakers. Maaaybe, the tshirt could be gold.
No stamp or patterns on the teeshirt or pants, just patches and pins on the jacket.
And, I have seen people put a big ol sun on her tshirt, like Lenay has a big potato in hers, but i'd love to put that to the back of her cool jacket instead, what do you think?
About their eye color.. idk. Could be blue, since most of her parents have blue eyes. Or it could be like a cartoon character where we never see her eyes.
And idk how to incorporate a slime thing on her character. She's above goey things, you know?
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Sweet Things
Flufftober Day 1: Bakery AU
Bucky Barnes x f!reader
Word Count: ~0.8k
A/N: This is my first time doing a writing challenge like this and I've already written the first couple of days worth of content. I'm really excited to see how this goes. As always, if you liked this please reblog! It goes a long way and keeps my posts from dying.
divider credit: @royallaesthetics
Waking up before the sun was probably your least favorite part of your day. It was, however, a requirement to own your own bakery. Recently though, your favorite part of your day was him. You didnât know much about him, just that he was very handsome and he always came into the bakery at the same time, ordered the same thing and his name was Bucky.Â
Bucky had started coming into the sweet shop about two months ago. He walked through the front doors of your business in a nice neutral teeshirt with a blazer over it, a crisp pair of slacks, and some leather shoes that pulled the outfit all together. He took a cursory glance at the homey decorations that covered your walls, the plants that sat in the corners, and the mismatched cushions that laid on every chair, and ordered a black coffee and a lemon poppyseed muffin. He didnât say anything to you besides his order and a quiet thank you as he left. He came back the next day at the same time and did it all over again.Â
For the next few months, this routine persisted with him gradually being more open to small talk on the days when you needed to brew another pot of the dark roast he seemed to love. These moments were your favorite and youâd be lying if you didnât intentionally forget to start the pot a few times in order to get those extra few minutes with the very handsome stranger.Â
Today was different though. He showed up at the same time, like he always did but this time he asked you a question instead of ordering.
âWhatâs your favorite thing here?â He leaned against the counter next to your display case that held an assortment of baked goods, some staples and some that shifted with the seasons. Right now it was fall and the smell of cinnamon, apple, and pumpkin was always thick in the air of the shop. You went home smelling like a fall candle most days.Â
âWhy, are you looking to branch out from the usual?â He let out a huff of laughter at this and his eyes crinkled in the corners. Youâve never seen him laugh before. You really like it.Â
âNo, just curious.â He shrugged and you tilted your head to the side to try and figure out what he was doing. As far as you could tell, Bucky was a creature of habit and this was most certainly not a part of the habit.Â
âWell, right now my favorite is the pumpkin cream cheese cinnamon rolls.â You pointed towards the large sweet roll with an orange-tinted glaze on the top. âBut Iâll never say no to a chocolate chip muffin.âÂ
âYou seem to have a sweet tooth.â He replied looking at the two items you had listed.
âI think that Iâd have to be crazy to own a place like this and not like sweet things.â
âThatâs funny,â he mumbled âI like sweet things too.â His eyes swung up to meet yours and you watched the corners of his mouth pull up into a smirk. His tongue darted out past the crease of his lips and his eyes drifted further down your face. The air in the room got heavier and you briefly wondered if this was one of those romance novel moments where the guy professes his love for the girl and they run away together. The thought fled as quickly as it arrived when you heard his next words.
âIâll take my usual, plus one chocolate chip muffin.â He let his eyes back up to meet yours and you began to nod. Turning away from him and willing the heat away from your cheeks. You rushed to gather his order and in a few moments reached over the counter to hand him his coffee cup and a yellow bag with your logo on it, containing two muffins, one lemon poppyseed, and one chocolate chip.Â
He handed you the money and you went to say something else to him when the bell above your front door chimed.
âIâll be right there!â You called out and turned back to Bucky. âEnjoy, Buckyâ
âI will, Sweets.â His eyes crinkled once again and you felt the heat returning to your face.Â
You helped the customer who had just walked in and the three who had followed in quick succession. The flow lulled for a moment and you turned to clean the counter when you saw a chocolate chip muffin sitting on top of the display case. Laying underneath it was a napkin holding a set of numbers and a scribbled message.
Enjoy the muffin, Sweets
Iâll see you tomorrow, Bucky
Now your eyes were the ones crinkling at the corners as one of the largest smiles youâve ever smiled stretched across your face. He said he liked sweet things.
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The Roommate Agreement - Chapter 1
Rating: Mature
Pairing: College!Athlete!Roommate!Paz Vizsla x Fem!Reader (Bunny)
Warnings: Ok, so this chapter has no smut, as we're setting up the story here. However, this is the first chapter in a multi chapter story in which the MAIN THEME is free use, so there will be a LOT of smut. If you're not 18+, dnr/dni. REMINDER: IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT FREE USE MEANS, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE READING THIS FIC. LEAVE AT ONCE. I will say, for this chapter, we do have a male character (not paz) physically abusing the reader, although it is very brief, it could potentially be triggering. Please be aware of this when reading. Other than that, this chapter is relatively tame, but it will ramp up soon.
Word Count: 4.5k
A/N: Oof, ok so I've been meaning to get this posted for awhile, but I've decided to share it tonight especially because I feel like we all deserve a treat after the latest Mandalorian episode drop. So this is for @maybege, @catsnkooks, @tailorvizsla, and anyone else who was personally victimized by the choices made by Filoni and Favreau in the latest episode of the Mandalorian. Have some lovely hurt/comfort and fluff babes, I hope this helps â¤ď¸
You stare down at your phone, more than a little frustrated. Parjai had said he didnât have any plans other than gaming with some friends online, so there should be no reason for not picking up the phone. But after over ten increasingly urgent text messages and numerous unanswered phone calls and voicemails over the last hour, you have to conceed that he just isnât going to answer. You look around the party despondently.
Honestly, you hadnât even really wanted to come, but Mirâa had drug you out, saying that you needed a night out to loosen up a bit. Then sheâd gone off and gotten massively drunk, and ended up going home with her on-again-off-again partner, so you were now stuck at a party you didnât want to be at, where you knew no one, you had no ride home, and your boyfriend wasnât answering the phone.
Just as you were starting to debate the likelyhood of being able to catch a taxi or Uber this late at night, your phone buzz. You glanced at it, half expecting to see a sheepish text from Parjai, but instead lighting up your phone was a notification from Paz. A little unconscious smile crossed your lips, and you leaned back against the wall, bringing your phone up to see it better as you swiped at the screen to open up your text thread with him.
Instead of a message, heâd sent you a selfie, and you could tell from the photo that he was in his truck, likely just having left a late night practice with the Mudhornsâthe hockey team he was the goalie for. His hair looked wet, like heâd just hopped out of the shower, and you could see an old Mythosaurs logo on his teeshirt, the team heâd grown up idolizing. He had an adorably crooked grin on his face, and it was easy to see how he managed to charm damn near everyone he met.
While you were looking at the selfie, a message from him popped up on your screen.
Hey, still awake?
You bit your lip, suddenly thoughtful. If you were remembering right, the hockey rink wasnât too far from here. MaybeâŚ
Before you could second guess yourself, you tapped on his profile picture and then his phone number, putting your phone up to your ear as you began to move through the throng of bodies towards the outside. The butterflies barely had time to take flight in your belly when Pazâs deep voice was coming through your phoneâs speaker and directly into your ear, sending shivers down your spine.
âWhatâs this, a proof of life call?â
âHa ha, very funny,â you said loudly, almost shouting to be heard over the music. âI actually was wondering if you could do me a huuuuuge favor?â
âIs that favor rescuing you from the angry mob you sound like youâve accidentally joined?â
Your voice was drier than the deserts of Tatooine. âTruly Paz, youâve missed your calling as a comedian by joining the hockey team. You should be doing stand-up.â
His loud, deep laugh sounded on the other end, and you couldnât help but smile again. Gods, youâd missed his laugh. Youâd missed him.
âI belong on that rink and we both know it.â You snorted at the cocky tone of his voice. âNah, you know Iâd do anything for you. Whatâcha need rabbit?â
You groaned. âPlease, not that stupid nickname again. I had like⌠one stuffed animal as a kid and suddenly everyone calls me that.â
âYou brought the damn thing in the bath with you, what did you think was gonna happen?â
You narrowed your eyes, wishing that somehow Paz could feel your glare through the phone. âAnyways,â you growled, ignoring his chuckles. âI was at a party except my ride left with someone else and now Iâm stuck. Is there any way you could give me a ride back to my apartment?â
âOf course,â Paz responded with zero hesitation. âGimme the address.â As you rattled off the address of the house party, Paz sighed through the phone. âI recognize it. Some of the diâkute freshmen on the team have gotten wasted at parties there and Iâve had to come get them. Iâll be there in five.â
âThanks, Paz.â
You could almost hear his smile on the other end. âOf course.â
You finished weaving your way through the crowds of drunk, high, and horny college students to step out on the front porch, breathing in a wave of fresh air. The night was clear, and it was only the early days of fall, so it wasnât too cold yet. You looked up at the stars for a few moments, before you heard the familiar roar of an engine.
Looking down the street, you saw the headlights of Pazâs truck illuminating the otherwise quiet road, and you began making your way down the drive. He pulled to a stop in front of the house, waiting for you to cross in front of the truck and climb in the passenger side. You pulled yourself up and into his truck, buckling in before turning to see him grinning goofily at you.
âWhat?â You asked, feeling somewhat self-conscious but your cheeks still warming pleasantly under his gaze. âDo I have something on my face?â
His grin softened, and he reached out, almost subconsciously, and brushed the pads of his fingers over your cheek. âNah,â he said, eyes still boring into yours. âJusâ missed you, thatâs all. Itâs been awhile.â
You smiled back, soft too but a little self-deprecating. The both of you were well aware of just why it had been so long since youâd seen each other in person. Parjai was almost impossible to deal with whenever he simply heard Pazâs name, let alone if he knew youâd seen him or tried to hang out with him. It had seemed simpler at the time to distance yourself from Paz, something your parents and Parjai had encouraged, but now it just made you sad. At least he didnât seem to hold it against you.
Paz sat back in his seat and re-started the engine, pulling away from the curb and beginning to drive down the darkened roads. You were a good few miles from your place with Parjai, and you couldnât deny that you were excited to simply get to spend this little bit of time with him. The two of you sat in a comfortable silence for a few moments, before you opened your mouth, wanting to make the most of seeing him and actually talk to him.
âHowâs the team doing?â
He lit up, his grin huge and unrestrained. It triggered a grin of your own, always so happy to see Paz get excited about the sport he loved.
âTheyâre good! Dinâs finally getting situated in left defence. Heâs been working really hard at it, heâs a damn good defender, he just had some trouble believing it. Tua and Kua are a good pair too, they both made starter positions this year.â
You thought for a second. âThe Skirata twins, right?â
âYeah, thatâs them. Theyâre assholes, but good players.â
You racked your brain trying to think of the other players you knew about on the team. With it being a new school year, there were some faces you didnât quite know yet. âWhat about the other goalie position? Is Kyeâma still the secondary?â
Paz guwaffed loudly. âNo! He got himself removed from the team âcause his grades were slipping too much.â
You breathed a sigh of relief. Kyeâma Reau had been a vicious player, and while he was good at the sport, he was a little too bloodthirsty. Heâd always been sore that Paz was the starting goalie and not him, and you were honestly starting to get a little worried about the possibility of him staging an âaccidentâ for Paz, so you were glad he was no longer in the picture.
âWho replaced him?â
âSome freshman kid, Uliik Gedyc. Wouldnât know it just by looking at him though. Kidâs built like a fucking tank.â
You snickered at the mental image. You remembered what Paz looked like as a freshman in college, and you wouldnât exactly describe his physique at the time as âtank-like.â Although, that wasnât to say he hadnât been fit. Paz had been fit since heâd discovered gyms around the same time as puberty, and the muscle mass only grew with every year.
Not that youâd noticed.
All too soon, you realized that you were turning onto your street. You slumped slightly in your seat, sad that your time with Paz was coming to an end. You resolved to try and fix that, and to attempt to spend more time with him. Granted it was senior year, and both of you were set to graduate, and he had the hockey team to think about too, but you were tired of shunning your best friend to keep your boyfriend happy.
As Paz pulled into the driveway of the place you shared with Parjai, you were surprised to see Parjai storming out the front door, his face twisted in fury. You quickly unbuckled and practically threw yourself out of the truck, not hearing Paz call after you, as you were worried something was wrong.
Before you could get any words out, Parjai reached you and gripped your arm tightly, causing you to cry out in shock and a little bit of pain.
âWhat the fuck are you doing with him?â
You blinked at the furious words being thrown in your face. âHim-you mean Paz? He gave me a ride home because you didnât-â
âDonât fucking blame me for you being a slut.â He growled, shaking you hard. âHow many times do I have to fucking tell you? Youâre not allowed to see him, not only is he a goddamn exile, but youâre mine, you hear me? I wonât be made a fool of by my girlfriend just whoring herself out to whoever fucking asks!â
You jerked away, ripping your arm from his grasp. You could smell the alcohol on his breath, and it turned your stomach, although not as much as the hateful words he spewed.
âIâm not fucking Paz, Parjai,â you said, not yelling but the anger still clear in your voice. âIâve told you before, heâs just a friend. Iâve known him for years, thereâs nothing wrong with me wanting to spend a little time with him! Besides, you werenât answering! What was I supposed to do?â
âYou fucking slut!â
Suddenly, blooming pain spread across your cheek, and you fell back in shock, your body colliding with the door of Pazâs truck and your head cracking against the glass from the force of what had been Parjaiâs hand clocking you across the face.
You slowly raised a hand to your cheek, fingers shaking as they brushed the skin even as you winced from the pain. Tears filled your eyes and you turned your head back to look at your still-furious boyfriend. He was glaring hatefully at you, even though he was swaying on his feet, likely from the intoxication.
He opened his mouth, probably to spew more vitriol, when abruptly, faster than your brain was able to register, a fist shot out and punched Parjai square in the jaw, sending him sprawling to the ground.
You blinked dumbly at your boyfriend-no, ex-boyfriend now, like hell were you gonna stay with that asshole-lying prone on the lawn, groaning in pain. Your brain felt like it was swimming through molasses, unable to process events in real time. As you were trying to put together what exactly just happened, suddenly Paz was standing in front of you, cupping your face in his hands as frantic eyes roved over you.
You just stood there, watching as his mouth moved, but unable to hear anything over the rushing of blood in your ears. He let one hand fall to your shoulder while the other came up to gently prod at the swelling on your face of what was likely to be a nasty black eye. He shook your shoulder, his face growing more concerned when suddenly there was a popping noise and you could hear clearly again.
The abrupt silence startled you and you jumped slightly. Paz raised his hands quickly off your body, taking a half step back so he wasnât right in your space, but your panicking mind decided that was the absolute worst possible outcome, so you lunged forward and wrapped your arms around his torso, burying your face in his chest. The tentative grasp of control that youâd had simply shattered, and you began to sob brokenly into the fabric of his sweatshirt.
Pazâs arms came up around you, one banding around your back while the other came up to cradle your head against his chest. You twisted your fingers in his sweatshirt, anchoring yourself to him as you only cried harder.
His chest rumbled underneath you, and you faintly registered that he was whispering soft words of endearment, trying his best to soothe you. You sniffled and burrowed deeper, almost like if you tried hard enough, you could climb inside his chest where it was safe and never leave.
You could feel his lips pressing against the top of your head, leaving gentle kisses in the breaks between his words. He held you like something precious, like something to be treasured, and you found yourself never wanting to leave his embrace.
Unfortunately, Paz seemed to have different plans. He slowly pulled you away from where youâd been buried in his sweatshirt, although he kept his arms secure around you. He tilted your head up with a crooked finger under your chin, his gaze suddenly very serious.
âYouâre not staying here, sweetheart. Get in the truck. Iâm gonna run in and grab you a few things, and then weâre leaving.â
You blinked up at him, lashes clumped together with tears. You were sure you likely looked a mess, but all you could focus on was Pazâs arm around you and his fingers brushing your jaw. He sighed softly, seemingly realizing that you were not in a good frame of mind to be doing any critical thinking. He opened up the passenger door and bodily lifted you up, ignoring your quiet squeak of surprise as he set you in the passenger seat.
âGet buckled, Iâm just gonna grab some of your things. Iâll be right back, I promise.â He pressed a kiss to your forehead, before letting his own forehead gently touch yours in the sweetest mirshmureâcya youâd ever recieved, bringing new tears to your eyes. He stepped back and shut the door, before quickly stepping over Parjai and walking into the house. You buckled in a daze, still reeling from how quickly things had changed. One second youâd been happily chatting with Paz about his hockey team, the next your boyfriend was punching you in the face.
You pulled down the visor on the passenger side and flipped open the mirror, wincing at your reflection. Already there was the starting of some swelling around your eye, and you could tell it was going to bruise. It was throbbing and aching, and you poked at the skin cautiously, nose scrunching up at the uncomfortable sensation. You were going to end up with a black eye for sure.
You see Paz coming back out of the front door, a duffle bag you recognize from your closet in hand, stuffed full of whatever Paz had deemed important enough for him to grab. He deftly stepped over Parjai, who was still lying on the ground, rolling around in pain as he clutched at his jaw. Paz didnât even spare him a glance, instead quickly making his way to the driverâs side of the truck. He jerked open the door and climbed in, reaching back to set the duffle down on the floor behind his seat.
He buckled, and looked over at you, his hands tightening on the steering wheel as he took in the darkening bruise over your eye and the dried tear tracks on your face. He looked like he wanted to reach out to touch you, but restrained himself.
âAre you buckled, sweetheart?â You simply nodded, the lump in your throat too large to speak around. âGood. Letâs go home.â
You didnât say anything, but you could tell Paz wasnât really looking for a response either. He backed out of the driveway, probably a little faster than he shouldâve, but it was late at night and it wasnât like it was likely for anyone to be out for him to run into.
As he drove down the dark streets, navigating towards his apartment by memory, you looked out the window, eyes not really focusing on any one thing as the scenery flew by. You felt almost like you were having an out of body experience, like your limbs were too heavy for you to move on your own. Truly, you were about one step away from a complete breakdown. You didnât realize you were twisting your hands in your lap until one of Pazâs hands settled on top of both of yours, stilling the anxious movement. You looked over, to see him still focused on the road, but a worried frown decorating his face. Turning one of your hands over, you pressed your palm against Pazâs, linking your fingers together and letting his touch ground you.
It wasnât a long drive to Pazâs place, and soon enough, he was pulling up in front of his building. He didnât waste time, shutting off his truck and sliding his hand out of yours so he could hop out. You began to undo your buckle, but before you could open the door, Paz was already there, ready to help you out of the truck. The concerned look on his face broke something inside you, and you felt tears begin to fill your eyes again.
Paz didnât hesitate to pull you out of the truck and into his arms, your duffel already slung over his shoulder so both of his arms were free to hold you. You clung to him clumsily, throwing your arms around his neck and wrapping your legs around his waist as one of his arms wrapped around your torso to hold you tightly against him. Burying your face in his neck, you let the tears fall, trusting Paz to get you inside safely.
He didnât say anything as he carried you into his apartment, and you didnât look up from the safety of his neck until he was setting you down on a soft mattress. You looked around, slightly dazed as you realized you were in his bedroom. Youâd seen glimpses of the space through pictures heâd sent you, but youâd never actually been in his bedroom.
A careful hand on your jaw caught your attention, and Paz gently lifted your head, turning it from side to side as he studied the swelling and darkening skin around your eye. His thumb brushed your cheek as his eyes found yours. âLemme go grab something for you to ice that shiner with, ok?â You nodded, watching as he left the bedroom, moving down to where you were pretty sure his kitchen was.
While he was gone, you took a moment to take in his bedroom, the one place that was purely, personally, Paz. There werenât a whole lot of decorations, but you werenât expecting there to be. Paz had always been rather minimalistic by nature. He had some trophies and framed awards from various hockey leagues and games heâd won, some assorted sports paraphernalia in the corner by his closet, a soft grey rug underneath the king-sized bed which was adorned with soft white sheets and a light grey duvet, two nightstands with matching lamps, and on the far wall was a collage of pictures. As you looked at them, you realized most of them were pictures of the two of you. Some were clearly from when you were kids, but some were obviously more recent, although you realized with a pang that none of the photos were more recent than four years ago, around when youâd started to distance yourself because of Parjai.
It hit you then just how much of an idiot youâd been. Youâd wasted so much time with someone who clearly didnât trust or love you in the same way youâd loved him, especially considering how heâd acted tonight. You hadnât realized Parjaiâs insecurities ran quite that deep, but looking back it was painfully clear just how much heâd hated Paz Vizsla.
You were pulled from your self-deprecating thoughts by Paz returning, an ice pack wrapped in a kitchen towel clutched tightly in one hand. His eyes met yours, and some of the tension heâd been carrying in his shoulders seemed to melt away as he reassured himself seeing that you were safe. He came forward to kneel at the side of the bed where you were perched. With gentle hands, he pressed the ice pack over the swelling on your face, his free hand coming up to cup your jaw as you tried to shy away from the sudden shock of cold.
âGotta let the ice do itâs job, rabbit,â he murmured. âWeâve gotta get that swelling down.â
You winced, but nonetheless held still, letting Paz do his thing. Maker only knows how many, many bumps, bruises, broken bones and black eyes heâd suffered over the years, not just from hockey but his uncanny ability to always get into fights. Youâd even helped him with some of the more painful injuries.
A comfortable silence settled over the two of you. Your eyes had fluttered shut, just basking in the soft attention and careful ministrations Paz was bestowing upon you. Paz kept one hand on the ice pack pressed gently over your eye, the other still cupping the side of your face, his thumb softly stroking your cheekbone. After awhile, Paz slowly took the ice pack away, and you opened your eyes to see him critically looking over your face. He seemed to be satisfied with the state of your face where Parjai had smacked you, and he sat back slightly on his heels.
âHow does that feel, hmm?â
âBetter.â
Silence descended again, but this time there was a tension floating in the air. It felt like Paz was just waiting for something to happen, but you didnât know what heâd be waiting for. You were fine, absolutely fine. Sure, your partner of over three years had just assaulted you out of the blue, but honestly, you were-
âRabbit?â
The sound of Pazâs voice, thick with worry and concern and love is what broke the dam. Your eyes filled with tears, and your breath hitched as you fought to not burst into sobs. You met Pazâs gaze, and you saw nothing but love and understanding.
âOh, câmere love,â he murmured, his hands gently tugging you off the bed and into his lap. That was the last straw, and you began to sob, deep and heartbroken sounds wrenching their way out of your throat as you clawed at his back, as though you could somehow pull him even closer to you. âThatâs it, let it all out.â
âW-W-Why, Paz?â you cried, voice trembling as you tried to force the words out. âI-I loved him⌠w-why wou-would heâ?â You couldnât finish your sentence, your voice breaking as you sobbed harder. Pazâs arms were tight around you, holding you securely against his chest. His lips were pressed to your head, and the rumbling in his chest told you he was attempting to make soothing noises although you were unable to actually hear them over the sounds of your cries.
As your sobs began to slow you clutched tighter to Paz, suddenly afraid that heâd let you go now that you werenât crying your eyes out. But to your great relief, he didnât, merely sliding his arms more securely around you and pressing you closer against his chest.
âWhat am I gonna do?â You said, voice barely more than a whisper pressed against the fabric of his shirt. Even as you said the words, you didnât really fully realize what they meant until theyâd left your mouth. You pulled your head back to look at Paz with wide, teary eyes. âT-Thatâs my home, Paz, but heâs not gonna leave, I know he isnât, and itâs not like my parents are gonna be any help cause they love him and are just gonna say Iâm making this up for attention and-â
âBreathe.â
The order startled you out of the sprial youâd begun to descend into, and you locked eyes with Paz, mouth snapping shut at the commanding tone of his voice.
âIâll tell you what youâre gonna do, rabbit. Youâre gonna stay right here, with me. Thereâll be a blizzard on Tatooine before I let you go back to that hutâuun diâkut. He doesnât deserve you, and I refuse to let you delude yourself into thinking that any of the actions he took tonight are in any way acceptable.â
His stare was piercing, and you found yourself unable to look away, even as you listened to what he was saying. You opened your mouth, about to insist that you couldnât just intrude on Paz and his home like that, but a finger pressed to your lips stopped you.
âUh uh, Iâm not finished.â Paz waited for you to acknowledge his words before he continued. âIâve got more than enough space, and I donât want him or your family trying to manipulate you into going back to him. You deserve better, so much better, than that.â
Tears began to fill your eyes, but for far different reasons this time. Paz wasnât the kind of person to say things like this openly, not the type to blatantly lay his feelings out for all to see, but he was doing it for you.
âY-Youâll really do that, Paz?â You asked, trying and mostly succeeding to prevent your voice from shaking. âYouâll let me stay?â Some emotion you didnât recognize passed over his face, but it was quickly gone before you had a chance to analyze it.
âCourse I will,â he said softly, voice quiet but no less steady. âYouâve always had a place with me, and you always will.â
Another tear trailed down your cheek. The words that escaped your mouth werenât something youâd been intending to say, but that didnât make them any less true.
âLove you, Paz.â
Pazâs eyelashes fluttered, his face going slack for a moment before he was able to focus on you again. âOh, bunny,â he muttered, drawing you close again even as a shiver ran down your spine at the unexpected variation on his nickname foe you. He was tucking your face back into his neck as his hand stroked soothingly up and down his back. âMy sweet bunny rabbit, I love you too. Youâll always have a place with me, no matter what.â
In that moment, in Pazâs arms on the floor of his guest bedroom, you knew things were gonna be alright.
#paz vizsla x reader#paz vizsla#college!athlete!roommate!paz#car!paz au#car!paz#reader#fem reader#reader's nickname is bunny#paz is a hockey player#chapter 1#the roommate agreement#no smut yet#but there will be a lot#so 18+#the mandalorian#modern au#paz vizsla fucks
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68 Husbands In Love + 96 âTake Thatâ Kiss/âShut Upâ Kiss
Hello!! Thank you for sending, I know the prompt was husbands in love, but I've been writing husbands non stop and was feeling nostalgic for boys in love (and denial) and thought i'd have a little fix it fun
as always my fics exist in my own cinematic universe where the cta is not a centrally organized transit system and is actually the most convenient form of public transit to use
âDid you just kiss me to shut me up?â Ian asked suddenly.
âJesus Gallagher, keep asking pussy fucking questions like that and youâre going to get us kicked out for being underage,â Mickey huffed lightly, picking at his beer bottle.
Ian flushed with anger and indignation. Mickey was the one being a fucking pussy, he kissed Ian before robbing Nedâs house, he ran back to the van and kissed Ian like he fucking meant it and for a few minutes while they robbed Nedâs sleeping wife blind, Ianâs mind spun out of control with the possibilities that kiss opened up.Â
Heâd ridden that high the whole drive back to the Milkovich house, running home like he promised to help dig up the body in his backyard. He even avoided a near disaster with the CPS workers waiting innocuously on the sidewalk, turning the misnamed Gallagher charm up to ten and convincing them to come back later in the week.Â
âItâs just that the county is doing rolling water shutoffs this week-and I know it will be a demerit if we donât have water. But itâs unfair to put us at risk for something entirely under the countyâs jurisdiction.â Ian reasoned easily, trying to make sure they donât walk onto the property as soon as someone unearthed Aunt Gingers rotted corpse.Â
They agreed to come back after Friday, because Ian could be incredibly persuasive when he needed to be. And thank god for it because the scene he walked into was a fucking horror show, and that was before Fiona walked in with a femur in her hand.Â
Theyâd all hustled to make the house presentable and keep it that way, and his whole family left to find Frank, so he would actually show his ugly fuckinâ face when they called to talk with the social worker, so Ian was the only one home when he heard a knock at the door.
The last person he expected to see was Mickey Milkovich waiting wide-eyed on his porch. He was wearing jeans and a clean teeshirt with he sleeves in tact. They stared at each other for a moment before Ian finally opened his mouth to ask if Mickey wanted to come in.Â
Mickey just scowled and nodded his head towards the street to say come on, Gallagher. Like it was obvious and Ian was the one being difficult, but Ian was just shocked to see Mickey on his porch. Not trying to blend in with the shadows on the street, but standing under the flickering porch light, so he just followed the shorter boy.Â
Mickey led him up the stairs to the L, then over the turnstiles and onto the train, they leaned on the pair of train doors and got two stops before Ian worked up the nerve to ask where they were going.Â
His question was met with a non-committal shrug, âalready pawned a couple of the overpriced trinkets we stole from naughty grandpa, figured I could buy you a beer for bringing us into the deal.â
From the way Mickey was looking up at him through focused eyes, rocking from the wobbling train car, his answer was a long winded way to say Iâm taking you out to a bar, please be cool about it for once in your fucking life, Gallagher.
Ian grinned, ducking his head and trying to play it as cool as he possibly could. They got to the bar okay, it was divey little place on the Westside that Ian couldnât believe Mickey would ever set foot in. Sure, it wasnât very nice, but Ian wasnât emitrely sure Mickey knew there was a whole city beyond Chicagoâs southside. Â
The bartender tried to give Ian a funny look but Mickey just stood in front of him with a nasty glare until she handed over a couple of Old Styles.
The question came when they sat down at a table tucked cozily in one of the corners, Mickey grunted and mumbled at Ian when he tried to coax him into a normal fucking conversation, like they usually did when they hung out at the convenience store. His eyes were bouncing around, scanning the room anxiously, or boring into Ian in a way that made him want to squirm in his seat.Â
He seemed cagey, uncomfortable in the bar and in Ianâs presence, so the question was: âDid you just kiss me to shut me up?âÂ
Mickeyâs eyes snapped back to his face, searching and evaluating. âIf I wanted to shut you up, kissing wouldnât be my first option.â
Ian rolled his eyes, âwhatever, I just donât really get what weâre doing here. If I didnât know any better Iâd say you kissed me because youâre jealous and you brought me out here on a date.â
He watched Mickeyâs face twitch as the word date fell out of his mouth, so he sighed and continued after a sip of his beer âbut I do know better, you kissed me to shut me up and I donât know why the fuck weâre here. You donât need to worry about me fucking off completely just âcause I like going out with Ned, youâve got a great ass and we have fun. If thatâs all youâve got for me, I can live with that, but donât jerk me around like youâve been doing today.âÂ
Ian finished his beer and moved to get up. He was playing it a lot cooler than he felt and knew he would probably crumple when he got home, but in that moment he didnât really care.Â
âGallagher, wait- just sit downâ Ian looked at where Mickey was staring up at him with a hand outstretched on the table, finally he added a quiet âplease.â
And because Mickey was wearing his hair in that slicked back, pretty boy way Ian liked, looking up at him with pretty blue eyes and worrying his pretty bottom lip, Ian sat back down hesitantly. He tried to stare him down from across the table, but doubted he could pull off threatening to someone like Mickey. To his surprise, Mickeyâs bitchy, nonchalant expression crumbled into something sad.
âI don't want to shut you up or anything, youâve got it all wrong. I did want to⌠go out with you tonight, like thatâ Mickey admitted. âBut Iâve never really - I donât date. I donât have a lot of friends, or hobbies. Iâm not very smart, or funny and I think that as sad as it is, my life is going downhill from here, so Iâm not really sure what weâre doing here either.â
âIâm a fucking assholeâ Mickey looked up at him finally, daring him to disagree âand this, this thing weâre doing is stupid, and dangerous but I kissed you because I wanted to.â
Ian sat in shock, his mind spinning. Of all the things Mickey could have said, that was nowhere near what he was expecting.Â
âI think youâre really funnyâ was the first thing he could think to blurt out âand probably pretty smart, if you actually tried to use your head for anything.â
Mickey stared at him with a blank expression and the air turned awkward around them, Ian exhaled a quiet sigh âCan you just be normal with me? I like you, a lot. I would want to be your friend even if we werenât hooking up, so letâs just hang out. Can we do that?â
That earned Ian a grin, finally. Mickey was easy to talk to when he wasnât so deep in his own head spinning himself into agitated circles. He was surprisingly non-judgmental of Ianâs blunt, stupid humor and unusual moralistic view of the world, as much as he had a worldview at sixteen years old.Â
Ian got buzzed off three beers and they left when the bar closed down. The streets were pretty empty since it was a weeknight, and Ian boldly grabbed his wrist in a hard grip and pulled him into a darkened ally.Â
Mickey pushed a little but mostly allowed himself to get backed against the warm bricks of a nearby building by two of Ianâs strong hands snaking down his sides to settle on his hips. It felt like heâd wanted to do this a hundred times before, so Ian took just a second to grin, joyful and a bit gloating, before leaning in.
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Bad Christmas pickup lines (and hellhounds)
Castiel x reader
(Y/n) yawned and stretched as she woke up, she mumbled sleepily before trudging out of her room and into the bunker's kitchen. Sam and Dean where not there but Castiel was (Y/n) waved at the angel and sent a happy smile his way.
"Mornin' Cas how's it going?" Castiel waved back at (Y/n) and slid her a cup of coffee, she took a sip and hummed.
"God that's perfect Cas, exactly the way I like it."
"I know how you like it, that's why I made it like that." (Y/n) smiled gently. And nodded in thanks. Sam entered with his hair in knots Dean right behind him. (Y/n) downed the rest of her coffee and went back to her room to change. She slipped on a salmon coloured teeshirt, a pair of dark blue jeans, and a black cardigan. She walked back to the kitchen to help with breakfast when she heard Sam and Dean whispering with Cas as soon as she entered the room all three where silent as mice. Castiel moved forward with a very nervous twitch.
"So (Y/n) Sam and Dean told me that Christmas is coming up and that people usually have a tree with a star or an angel on top.......I want to know (Y/n), are you a Christmas tree? Because I think you need an angel on top of you." Dean sputtered behind Cas and Sam looked surprised. (Y/n) was blushing and her eyes where wide. She could hear Dean say something about "not thinking he had the balls" before she turned and ran as fast as she could to her room. She quickly pulled out some chalk and drew angle sigils on her wall to keep out Cas who was undoubtedly coming to talk to her. Outside her door Sam and Dean had started pounding on it to get her to speak. Castiel's voice reached (Y/n)'s ears next.
"She has warded her room against me, I can't speak to her." The boys stopped trying to get her out of her room for about half an hour, then began the notes. First Sam then Dean and finally Cas started slipping notes under her door. She ignored every single note. (Y/n) had to admire the boy's determination, they kept it up in alternating rounds until they eventually stopped. She could hear the doors to the bunkers garage open and close belfry the distant purr of the impala could be heard. She waited half and hour and during that time Sam sent her a text.
We have a salt and burn, we took Cas so don't worry about avoiding him. Sorry about that Christmas tree line, Dean and I didn't think he would say it or we never would have told him to say it.
(Y/n) smiled weakly at her phone, Sam would always help he as best he could. Right now however she needed sometime away to think, she packed a bag with a weeks worth of clothing and stole several days worth of food before packing it all into her 2008 black Toyota. She cast a sad smile towards the bunker as she pulled away not entirely sure when she would return. She made sure her car was set, over top the black paint was another layer of black paint warding the small vehicle against both angels and Demons, unless Cas wanted to poof into the trunk with her weapons and the devil trap she would be safe. She drove for a couple hours, she knew when the boys came home because she started getting texts demanding to know where she was.
(Y/n) where the hell are you? D.W
This isn't funny where are you? S.W
(Y/n) you better be okay, if you aren't I will fucking kill you! D.W
(Y/n) Sam and Dean are both rather agitated. They are trying to summon Crowley, please come home. C.A.O.T.L
Hello pet, moose and squirrel summoned me to try and find you, just wanted to you know they want you home, blah blah blah. C.K.O.H
(Y/n) smiled at the text tags Castiel and Crowley both used. She had convinced them to use Castiel angel of the lord and Crowley King of hell as their tags. She was about to turn off her phone when the calls started. She sighed and turned off the phone before giving her car more gas and speeding down the road.
Three weeks later
(Y/n) was sneaking around an abandoned farm, she was hunting a rouge hellhound that had never imprinted with Crowley or any other demon and hence had no orders so it went on rampages. She heard a growl behind her and when she turned using her pair of holy fire cured glasses she saw the hulking dog. It was MASSIVE easily four feet tall at the head. She readied her knife just as the dog lunged. (Y/n) managed to scratch the hulking dog on the shoulder before she felt teeth and claws tear through her flesh, she screamed in pain and struggled to remove the dogs jaws from around her. The dog moved at the exact moment she did and for a second they made eye contact. The burning red colour of the dogs eyes instantly changed to a light brown, much like a regular dogs eyes. The hellhound removed it's massive body from (Y/n) but the female Hunter was already too injured to move or get help. She lay there gasping for air and shivering. Beside her the hellhound whined in what she swore was a worried way and a second later the large dog settled beside her the black fur of the dog was not so surprisingly warm, the heat it threw off warmed the Hunter and she relaxed a little.
"That scream was a woman for sure.....I should know what a woman's scream sounds like"
"DUDE WHAT THE HELL? Are you sure this is a rouge hellhound we are hunting? Maybe Crowley gave us some wrong information." (Y/n) was sure that was Sam and Dean talking.
"Sam Dean over here it's (Y/n) and she is badly injured." Now (Y/n) was sure they boys had come. With a short flutter of his trench coat Castiel was beside the woman. A low warning growl sounded beside the woman when Castiel touched her. Seconds later Sam and Dean burst into the room.
"HOLY SHIT, THATS THE HELLHOUND!" Dean levelled a gun to its head and prepared to take a likely lethal shot. (Y/n) struggled to speak and Castiel put a hand up.
Dean don't, (Y/n) is not being attacked by the hound it is protecting her." The hellhound was now standing and growling at the angel who was too close to (Y/n) for its liking. The angel quickly healed (Y/n) and held out a hand to help her up. A second later Crowley appeared accompanied by the smell of brimstone and another hellhound.
"Oh.....this is surprising, I brought Juliet incase the rouge was too much to handle but (Y/n) has it more than under control. Making the rouge look you in the eyes and imprinting it! Finally a hunter with brains."
"You imprinted with a hellhound?" (Y/n) shrugged.
"It attacked me, I tried to get way and we locked eyes. If what I read and what Crowley says is true then yes.....I did imprint with the hellhound......I guess I should give it a name right? If it's imprinted to me I'm keeping it, it won't attack unless I say." (Y/n) nodded in determination Sam and Dean both rolled their eyes but agreed. In a flash of somehow darklight the hellhound became visible to the naked eye.
"Don't look so surprised boys, hell hounds become visible and invisible at will Juliet does it sometimes. I have to leave now so ta!" Crowley disappeared. a second later Castiel had them teleported to the bunker hellhound in tow.
When they got back to the bunker Castiel tugged (Y/n) to her bed room. He sat her in the bed and looked at her with a piercing cerulean blue gaze.
"(Y/n) I wanted to explain why I said the thing about you being a Christmas tree......Sam and Dean said you have a crush on me and I wanted to test that, it really made me worried when you left. I-I want you to know I-I-" Castiel cleared his throat and tried again
"(Y/n) I love you" (Y/n) stared wide eyed at Cas and he gulped looking scared. (Y/n) smiled and leaned forward to plant a kiss on his lips which he quickly returned. Beside the new pair the hellhound leapt to its feet and tackled them before licking both of them and covering their faces in slobber.
"Ewww. Rouge stop!"
"Rouge?" (Y/n) shrugged
"she was a rouge hell hound so it fit."
"Well I guess it does fit her." (Y/n) looked up at Cas with adoration in her gaze.
"So Cas I guess I am a Christmas tree......because I really do need an angel on top of me." (Y/n) tugged on Castiel's jacket lapels and pulled the angel backwards onto the bed, Castiel rested above her smiling slightly. With a happy bark Rouge jumped forward and licked the side of (Y/n) and Castiel's faces again.
"ROUGE!"
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