#funny haha that turned into

[nanu-arts]

Freshly indoctrinated TWWW has reservations.

[lilybug-02]

I like to think Ogrim put his professional voice on for that little speech. (Next page will be out January 6th. Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays)

Bug Fact: Some snails have hairy shells. The hair-like structures are used to keep them moist and improve camouflage. Pictures Below.

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[doctorsiren]

just contact those weird twins that live in the woods

Available as a print on my Etsy Shop

[catchymemes]

[itsafreetrialofdeath]

master tacticians at work

[civetcider]

Traver's new car (she/her)

and robert their deer neighbor (he/him) he's just some guy with a wife and 2 kids who was kinda homophobic but than his son came out as gay and now he still sometimes says kinda off stuff about it but everybody lets it slide since at least he's trying, extra bit under the cut

[contamination-zone]

"Why do you keep those pretty eyes hidden?"

honestly I can't explain this.

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

stan: y’know, i think you thought i was gonna be upset cause we have the same face, but i get you not liking seeing yours. i mean, i’m not much a fan of people getting to know my face either

ford: why?

stan: because they go ‘hey, you’re that alcatraz fella!’ and i go ‘no, i’m andrew!’ and they go ‘yeah, andrew 8-ball alcatraz!’ and i go ‘OH FUCK’ cause i mixed up andrew with stetson again

ford: …what

stan: fake identities, lifelong history of trauma, we’re practically sinking in the same boat

ford: …is it bad if i ask if that was a joke?

stan: i know we’ve got way different things goin’ on, bud, it was a joke. maybe not a good one given the situation but, hey, i never said i was good at this whole talkin thing. either way, in the end, we both have our reasons for being uncomfortable. that’s kinda the part that matters most ain’t it?

ford: not the lifelong history of trauma?

stan: not the reasons we’re both uncomfortable, the fact that we are. that’s what i was gettin’ at. of course your trauma is important, it impacted you a lot

ford: i know…i know you get sad about that. i’m hardly the same kid you knew growing up on those jersey shores

stan: you’re still my brother though. that’s what’s important to me

ford: …

stan: …you okay?

ford: sometimes i wonder if that’s the only reason you still love me. because otherwise you’ll lose your only tie to that little kid. i don’t share anything that made you love him. nothing except where we came from

stan: what the hell gave you that idea?

ford: because you always say the fact that we’re kin is what’s important to you. that’s why you love me, why you care for me. i don’t feel very much like stanford anymore, i haven’t for years. can you blame me for feeling like you love him and not me?

stan: you are still stanford

ford: and you’re not listening

[cubedmango]

one last look

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

RE2 lethan AU where leon finds ethan hiding under a desk in the racoon police station

[hanzajesthanza]

geralt of rivia thoughts summarized

this city is too congested and loud

i don’t like the way my clothes feel

it’s super hot out right now but i’m gonna keep my outerwear on

i’m just gonna sit in the corner and do my thang

what’s wrong with me why do i feel emotions so strongly

people keep telling me i was made wrong

there are so many smells out here right now

i don’t like the way these clothes feel either

i don’t know how to break up with my girlfriend so i’m just going to leave i guess

wrong decision i’m going to apologize now. … by giving her some cool rocks

i kind of messed things up with my girlfriend again but i want to talk to her BUT i don’t know how to address her. we made passionate love many times. can i call her my… hmm… ummm… friend…?

i could piss in this flowerpot but… that wouldn’t be nice to the flowers

it’s time for a scathingly eloquent rant

never mind i forgot how to say words

i’m just going to tell you what happened straight up. no poetics from me

but let’s critique society

I HATE INJUSTICE AND UNFAIRNESS !!!

why are people so corrupt and evil. i don’t get it.

more importantly. WHY do i keep falling for it.

i am a relic of an older time. change is already here and i’m not ready

apart from my immediate family i’ve had one best friend for a decade and that’s my extent of socializing.

unless someone comes to me first with that. and we have shared interests. then we can roll together for a bit

i have not changed my sense of style or the type of clothes i wear since i was eighteen. i even tie my hair in the same way

[stellar-collective]

Since Christmas is getting close, how about the IEYTD cast in Christmas related outfits?

(If you're still taking requests, of course. Please feel free to ignore if you're not.)

these were very fun to design!! might have to do a sequel with some of the other characters…

[elodieunderglass]

Do you have more Moby Dick: Modern Translation chapters anywhere that certain interested parties (me and everyone with taste) could read?

In reference to this translation of Moby Dick into insufferable modern idiom, in which Ishmael is suddenly shown up in a startling light as a person we’ve actually met and knew well but didn’t really like:

I’m sorry, I haven’t written any more of that! After chapter 1’s mad rush of energy, the book tackles more tricky, boring and unfunny content, including passages that are just uncomfortably problematic in any time; and, like, entire chapters about listening to a church sermon.

A line translation (and that is mostly a very faithful line translation! The only thing I regret not doing was perfectly capturing the fart joke!) apparently has a lot of educational value, and helps to reframe the whole novel. That’s worthy work! But i simply wouldn’t want to do a line translation on the next few chapters. My brain is picking daisies instead, already. I would say: “sorry, I’m abridging this for my own mental health. You’re eligible for a free refund.” In which case the educational value is negligible (you can just read the plot summary online. There’s a really big whale in it.)

Anyone else who wants to take a stab at it (FROM HELL’S HEART) would be welcome and I’ll gladly promote your efforts. It’s just. I am going

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- come here let me measure your head

[rockethorse]

The basegame wedding dress has a pregnancy morph??

[rhaenyraism]

i’m not going to freak out just yet about that new still, all i’ll say is adding in MORE unnecessary gendered violence to a show that ends in femicide is… quite the choice, especially when you claim you’re writing a feminist adaptation.

[meamiki]

wanted to do a proper lineup of everyone with the shades i usually use :]

and also partially so i can also just grab the img from here in a pinch as a ref instead of looking for the file LMAO

regular bw and some extra tests under the cut! (expect below to be sporadically edited if i test more palettes out LOL)

^ literally just a test to lean more grey lol.