#funny gojo

[lemon-berri]

Gojo Satoru loves to make you laugh.

It's a well known fact that Satoru's behaviour can be a little... whimsical at times. He has an irreverent attitude, and confidence that sometimes borders on overconfidence. Not to mention the largest, brightest grin when he's doing something silly.

He's like this even in private, when it's just the two of you at home. Your silly husband will do anything to make you smile. Including making a complete fool of himself.

Washing the dishes turns into a water fight. He leaves gifts on your side of the bed, that when opened reveal all sorts of questionable items. You've even walked into your bedroom to find him in your clothes before, stretched wide on his large frame.

He can't help it. Your smile is comparable to the stars, the sound of your laughter is his favourite melody. The way your eyes light up make his heart skip several beats.

Sometimes he clutches his chest and pretends to be in physical pain over how beautiful you are. It makes you giggle, so it's all that he can do to keep the charade going. He drops to his knees, and you'd actually worry if he would stop laughing at his own act. Eventually you just kneel in front of him and pepper his face in kisses.

He's caught you watching comedy shows on occasion. Oh how he hates those comedians... After all, making you laugh is his job only. Your dramatic husband plops down on the couch, laying his head on your lap and demanding instant attention. He's like a cat.

Of course, as soon as your hands tangle in his white locks he reaches for the remote and turns the TV off. Oh Satoru.. whatever will you do with him?

If you're ticklish, you'll have to be extra careful. The man is a menace. He knows you dislike being tickled, so he doesn't do it often. But if all else fails he always knows he can get a smile out of you just with a few movements of his fingers.

Really, there are no lengths he wouldn't go. Just to hear that wonderful sound from you.

Divider by @aquazero

Thank you all so much for reading!!! I hope you enjoy this!🩵

As usual this wasn't proofread and I'll go into hiding if anyone points out my spelling errors ☆

[obsesssedblerd]

“Wahhh!” 

“Nooooo!” 

“Bwahhhhhh!” 

“I don’t care, she was mine first!!!” 

“WAHHH!” 

“AHHHHHHH-” 

“Satoru Gojo,” you snap and glare at your husband, who’s burying his face in the pillow to muffle his laughter. Your seven month-old son also begins laughing. It’s so cute that you almost forget that the two were screaming at each other just seconds ago. 

Satoru lifts his head up to grin handsomely at you, feigning innocence. “Yes, wifey?” 

“Why on earth are you screaming with your son at eight o’clock in the morning?” You ask. 

“Because,” he whines, pointing an accusing finger at your baby boy, who had begun cooing adorably for your attention. “He won’t let me kiss you! Watch what happens.” To demonstrate, Satoru gently leans in, only to be stopped when the baby uses his tiny hands to push against his face with a loud whine. You stifle a laugh when he pouts, squinting his eyes at your son. “Listen, just because you’re laying here, doesn’t mean that you can just keep me from giving my wife a little smooch.” 

Your son doesn’t budge. “Bwah!” 

“Okay, and?!” Satoru exclaims with a tilt of his head.

You roll your eyes. “I cannot believe you’re actually arguing with him.” 

“Kid’s got a mouth on him.” 

“How do you even know what he said– You know what? Don’t answer that. Anyway, he’s your kid. I’d be surprised if he wasn’t sassy.” 

Satoru gasps dramatically. “I am not sassy.” Next to him, your son matches his pout with a hmph, and since he was born with Satoru’s hair and eye color, he basically looked like a tiny version of him. “See?” He asks, gesturing to his mini. “Even he agrees with me!” 

“Sure he does,” you say, then turn your attention back to your phone, scrolling through a grocery delivery app so you can start ordering things for the week 

“And back to you,” you hear Satoru continue with your son, “I just want to kiss her cheek, and you’re just– hey, no sticking out your tongue at me.” The baby babbles, and Satoru scoffs. “No, I’m not cryin’. What’re you talking about?” 

You laugh quietly. If this was how it was now, you couldn’t wait to see what it’s going to be like in the future.

[teddybeartoji]

best friend!satoru watches you laugh with hearts in his eyes. completely and utterly smitten. doubled over and clutching onto your stomach, you curse at him – you beg him to stop, to just close his mouth for one second, so you could catch your breath.

but no, he's relentless.

you swear the jokes aren't even funny but the ache in your cheeks and the tears in your eyes say otherwise. you hide your face in your palms and satoru itches to move your hands because fuck, he wants to see you. but the laughter will have to do for now.

he whispers another stupid comment right into your ear with a bashful smile glued to his lips. his cheeks hurt, too. dusted pink, his skin burns from your attention and affection – he's a weak, weak man and he isn't afraid to admit it. you have him wrapped around your pretty little finger and he fucking loves it.

his eyes grow wide when you suddenly reach for him and press your palm against his mouth. raising your gaze from your lap, you find his pretty blues and his heart almost bursts. explodes. implodes. there isn't a proper word for the feeling.

you stare at him and though he can't properly see your lips from this angle, he knows you're still smiling.

"please, stop... "

your voice has grown raspier, your throat sore from the torture he's put you through. satoru hears the smile in your tone.

slowly, he moves his head from side to side and against your palm, you feel his.

smile lines and happy tears, it's a special kind of love.

[velvetcrimsonkisses]

SMAU-PUMPKIN CARVING 🎃

(Gojo, Geto, Toji, Nanami, Choso)

Part 2 tmrw

Masterlist Discord

[mysteryflavorrva]

Roblox emotes but with gojo satoru

Gojo and editing - me

[reignpage]

Don't Be Mad At Me

Smau: in which you're hoping the jjk men are forgiving :) warning: sexual innuendo (nothing serious), cursing, crack, fluff Featuring: Gojo, Geto, Toji, Choso, Nanami, Yuji, Megumi, Inumaki

[gojosbf]

hey gege fuck you my dude

[kalofi]

really really terrible and bad

[nkogneatho]

the most hilarious thing to me is how gege actually made gojo look like yuuta lmfao💀

[tenowls]

teacher getou au...... wauh

[divinecrimson]

JJK MEN WHEN SOMEONE BREAKS IN THE HOUSE SMAU

Warn: cursing, insults, mentions of violence and murder, mentions of fear, mentions of curses, arguing, reader gender is not mentioned, hiding.

Inclu: sukuna, geto, gojo, nanami, toji.

[ponderingmoonlight]

Imagine Gojo and Sukuna fighting over you on the battlefield.

“You already gave me 99 reasons to kill you. But trying so steal my girl…”

Sukuna’s grip around your waist tightens. How did you end up in this situation? Gojo, who apparently came to your rescue and Sukuna…

He’s so close you’re literally able to taste him, the way his arm is wrapped around you completely making your knees go weak. The truth is, you never settled for Gojo. Isn’t he just a flirt, a guy who hooks up with random girls on a regular basis? You never payed that much attention to all the compliments he showered you with, how he always made sure to hold the door for you, to get you something to eat. After all, he’s acting like that towards every woman, right?

Apparently not. The unpromising gleam in his bright blue orbs tells you more than urgently that this is serious. Satoru came here to get you back.

Sukuna, on the other hand…

“Is she your girl, though? Why would someone like (y/n) waste her time with someone like you?”, Sukuna bites back in amusement.

“She chose me”, Satoru clarifies.

“And now give her back.”

Your heart almost beats out of your throat. That look on Satoru’s face, the way Sukuna presses you even tighter against his muscular frame…How are you supposed to collect a single thought when you’re surrounded by the two strongest individuals in this word, especially when you are the reason for their fight?

“Is she?”

“I bet she’d look good by my side as my queen. What do you have to offer?”

“I offer you my fucking fist.”

Satoru takes a step forward. Suddenly his usual so goofy and tender side has vanished into thin air, all that’s left being that cold glare in his eyes and his hands balled into tight fists.

Fuck, this means nothing but trouble. Your mind starts racing back and forth. If they fight right here, they’ll leave an unimaginable trail of chaos behind with no one who’s able to stop them. If you don’t do something right now…

“Stop. Both of you.”

With a swift motion, you free yourself from Sukuna’s grip and stand your ground between them, arms raised in a lousy attempt to stop the fuming men.

“Aren’t both of you old enough to act like grown men? Are you really about to start a fight over a woman?”

“You.”

Your gaze drifts towards Gojo.

“You are nothing but a flirt. We were never serious with each other, why are you calling me ‘your girl’? Maybe start acting a little more stern if that’s what you want.”

“But (y/n)-“

“And you.”

Suddenly your eyes are fixated on Sukuna.

“Are you out of your fucking mind? You almost killed all of my friends with your behaviour and don’t get me started on Yuji. I don’t wanna be the queen to someone who acts so reckless and selfish.”

“Did you…really just say that?”

“And to top it all of: How childish of both of you to fight over me like a piece of meat. I’m a person, I can decide on my own, y’know? Treating me like this definitely turns me off. And now excuse me, I promised to grab a coffee with Choso.”

Without saying another word, you turn on your heels and let both men stand in the rain.

“Did she just…”

“This can’t be happening right now”, Gojo mutters.

“She really left you standing in the rain”, Sukuna comments dryly.

“ME!? You’re talking about yourself”

“She’d never reject me-“

“ME EITHER!”

[luvolani]

SISIDHJDWKWOWOSOOSW IM ACTUALLY DYING LAUGHING 😭

GOJO WOULD RECORD THIS AND SHOW IT TO ITADORI AND NOBARA 😭😔

[zaddywiththephatty]

Random Funny Texts w JJK guys!

includes: Satoru Gojo, Nanami Kento, Toji Fushiguro, Ryomen Sukuna, Choso Kamo, Yuji Itadori, Megumi Fushiguro, Toge Inumaki

CW: satoru and Nanami have suggestive themes (MDNI), cursing, crack

AN: let me know if you enjoyed this and if you would like to see more!

[justrustandstardust]

how can people say stsg isn’t canon when actual official art shows gojo about to gleefully slap geto’s cheeks so hard he sends him flying into space

[iangeeluv]

𓆩JJK men reacting to your baby hitting them𓆪

-your guy's baby hits them awake/unexpectedly-

based on this request <3

incl: gojo, megumi, yuji, nanami, yuta, inumaki, sukuna, choso, toji, & geto

cont: fluff, crack

a/n: this was so fun to make! thanks for requesting!

gojo satoru

megumi fushiguro

yuji itadori

nanami kento

yuta okkutsu

toge inumaki

ryomen sukuna

choso kamo

toji fushiguro

suguru geto

a/n: I luv yall! thank you for being so patient with me and my less posting because of how busy I am getting!

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