#funny eragon

[thearunadragon]

Eragon’s phobia.

I understand though. I’m with him on this one.

[cs-cabin-and-crew]

Oromis doing the same training techniques on Eragon as he did with Morzan and brom, is the equivalent of that one almond mom giving you parenting advice while their kids are actively licking a wall.

[dia-viller]

Someone's in love

[insanity-all-the-time]

AU where eragon sells saphiras egg to sloan for three crowns and and dies after the weeks worth of food runs out and saphira hatches for sloan and he names her pork then sloan and pork kill galbitorix

[alagaesia-headcanons]

It's incredibly amusing to consider the things that Murtagh technically would not know about because he fucked off at the end of the war. (i suspect the new book fudges a lot of this, but im not talking about that.) And the "Brom is Eragon's dad" situation is by far the funniest.

Because Eragon drops that bombshell in the middle of the final confrontation and Does Not Elaborate, including when he talks to Murtagh right before he leaves. He has literally no idea how Brom fits into the backstory of his parents. Technically, he still shouldn't even know that Selena ever betrayed Morzan and helped the Varden! He just has to deal with the knowledge that Brom fucked his mom ~at some point~ and he has no clue what was going on with that. And combined with the details Murtagh does know about the three of them, it's even funnier, like Brom had hang ups about BOTH his parents??? I just know it convinces him that all of them were insane. He has the very tip of the iceberg and everything beneath seems Messy, he's not even sure he wants the rest of the story.

Also he wouldn't actually know how the hell Eragon killed Galbatorix. Eragon doesn't explain that either and Murtagh wouldn't have a different way to know. The spell wasn't spoken, and assuming Murtagh was conscious enough to process all the shit going down, Eragon only says "I made you understand" which is incredibly vague on its own. From Murtagh's perspective, Eragon cast some kinda spell on Galbatorix that apparently sucked so bad that he blew himself up. And he just has no idea what it actually did

King of "I don't know what the fuck is going on so I'll just roll with it I guess"

[froggowivdagudvibes]

Was scrolling on reddit and i have been informed that eragon was originally kevin and im fuckin cRYING LMFAO

Hc brom originally wanted to call him kevin but selena outright refused

[tblsomedoodles]

Just a young Rider with his baby dragon. Nothing bad will happen to them. honest.

Rereading Eragon (b/c reading fourth wing and Iron Flame only succeeded in making me want to read something that actually focuses on the dragons/dragon riding aspects. b/c that's why i was there) and thought, hey this would be cute to draw for a speedpaint.

My computer thought otherwise and decided to shut down when i was almost done, corrupting the video.

The doodle got save (thank you csp for your recovery feature!) but yeah, no speedpaint to go with it.

So back to the drawing board. Literally. (and the speedpaint is already late too : / )

[someeragonmemes]

My friend is the funniest person I know

[roguerinzler]

totally forgot about bloëdhgarm ... the original furry catboy elf babygirl

[magicandmundane]

Nasuada, trying to figure out why Eragon and Saphira need to go back to Ellesmèra: Wait a minute, what kind of weapon are we talking about here?

Eragon: The Galbatorix killing kind. 

Roran, popping in: Don’t you think that we should all have a weapon like that?

Eragon: No. 

Eragon: You simply lack the strength to wield them. Your bodies would crumble as your minds collapsed into madness. 

Angela, materializing out of nowhere: Is it weird that I want to do it even more now?

Eragon: Mmm, a little bit, yeah. 

[thatfantasylovingdork]

Look, if Geronimo doesn’t faint at least once in the upcoming Geronimo Stilton movie, then is it even Geronimo Stilton at all?

[thearunadragon]

Quotes:

1. Murtagh: Finally drowning your sorrows, brother? Eragon (inconsolable): I think they can f*cking sWim— [commence miserable sound effects]

2. Eragon (drunk): So I got skewered this week

Vanir: Like a kebab? Eragon: ✨Rider R o t i s s e r i e ✨

3.

Orrin (cackling): Where do bad rainbows go?

Nasuada: …

Nasuada: Where.

Orrin: PRISM. Murtagh: It’s a light sentence, but it gives them time to…

Murtagh: ✨r e f l e c t✨

4. Saphira: What’s the thing someone least expects for their birthday? Murtagh: Vegetables? Nasuada: Insects. Thorn: Murder.

(Eragon, walking by: Happiness.)

5.

Vanir: You are an uncultured bastardly cripple. Nobody f*cking loves you. Eragon: TWINKLE TWINKLE REBEL CASH, YOUR OPINION’S F**KING TRASH-

Eragon: *dramatically jigs out of frame*

(Saphira proceeds to admire the script she gave Eragon.)

6.

Orrin: How are we going to save the army? Orik: Willpower.

Garzhvog: Strength! Angela: Frogs. Elva: Manipulation. Nasuada:

Nasuada: ✨l a c e✨

7.

Murtagh: WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GO OUT AND KILL THEM YOURSELF??

Galbatorix: …

Galbatorix: …I don’t know if you realize this, but I’m really f**king bored.

Random soldier: He’s telling the truth. This is the most entertainment he’s had since the Fall!

8.

Varden Soldier: You’re ugly

Eragon (has not slept in 36 hours) thank you

Varden Soldier: You’re welco— what? Eragon: we can all look like ass T OG ETH ER-

9.

Trianna: I propose—

Eragon: I consent—

Saphira: Tough luck, dirttoast.

10.

Murtagh: what do women even like? Animals? Gold? Silver? Eyelashes? Talking daisies? Ass? Eragon: …Cheese. Murtagh: Wh—

Nasuada: …He’s not wrong. Arya: I will neither confirm nor deny this.

[cs-cabin-and-crew]

A lot of people have said “oh it must have been so hard for baby Eragon not being raised by parents.”

But bro, he was! He didn’t find out his aunt and uncle weren’t his parents until like 15. His aunt just decided to be messy on her deathbed and tell him!

What the heck?!

[dia-viller]

Eragon is so real for this

Sleep is more important than a weird stone that makes some weird noises, and maybe it's not even a stone at all

[fertbutt]

eragon: wahoo i cant wait to see vroengard :) cool old ruins! Oh wow magic radiation?! Giant snails? How whimsical! 😁

nasuada, at that same time, halfway across alagaesia:

[glbtrx]

I can't have been the only one, reading Inheritance, to wonder WHY Galbatorix set hundreds of fucking deadly traps to get to his throne room. You really can tell he doesn't like visitors.