#funny breakups

[mettywiththenotes]

Jinx: He doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone

Viktor: I'm gone

Jinx: NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF-

[studiesofmetanoia]

Two type of reaction to a messy break-up

[im-ignoring-canon]

Valgrace

Ok, so i only discovered valgrace fairly recently but i am IN LOVE. The sky boy and the fire boy?? The boy who was forced into a rigid structure his whole life and the boy who had to go it alone with no guidance at all??? The boy who hides his whimsy with his stoic leader facade and the boy who hides his darkness with laughter and jokes????? TELL me they're not perfect for each other!

(Jason didn't die what are you talking about)

[jesncin]

I was compelled to draw Constantine as that Ophelia painting

[kkoct-ik]

i want you, butterfly, i want you, sailor

[macksartblock]

beware of burnout it's so real i'm afraid

also bc ended up making my writing into a font to avoid killing my hand as much and bc I saw Caden do this, I thought it would be fun to see who y'all think it suits lol

[inkskinned]

it mattered because when my brother asked me what if this is the happiest you'll ever be? the best you'll ever get? the thing i felt was fear, not peace. everybody thought you were so perfect for me. even i thought you were "helping me grow". i had to challenge every internal clock. make myself more thoughtful, more kind, more beautiful.

i told my therapist it was good because i like the changes i made and there's something so strong about saying i did that. the problem is that i can like the difference all i want, but i changed for you. something akin to getting your name tattooed, all my progress is stamped with fuck you.

it was the happiest i'd ever been and also the best i'd ever gotten. i would still get in the car and think what the fuck just happened.

[makesyouevil]

what REALLY happened at the kfc

[rimatsu]

tommy doesn't know buck was compulsively baking to cope with the breakup 😭😭

[soujux]

Yotha has a reputation of a hater, gangster, and serial killer when he's just a boy who likes milk, and wears the yellow jammies from his peer mentor to sleep.

He's right. He's just a good boy.

[bisexualbrainrots]

interviewer: so how's buck handling the loss?

oliver: well, the breakup—

[chronicowboy]

look i can't even begin to speculate on how the madney wedding is going to unfold but if they do get their wedding celebration in some shape or form i think it would be the perfect place for an eddiesol breakup. eddie spends the whole time watching madney and henren and bathena and thinking that he wants that, that he wants it so badly he hurts and he just doesn't have it. or well that's not quite true. he does have it that's the problem. but the problem has his first ever boyfriend and is happier than eddie's ever seen him. so he just doesn't have it with marisol. and he's lurking on the outskirts of the party, not wanting his doom and gloom to sour the mood when marisol finds him and asks him to dance. and eddie looks over at the dancefloor and there's a shot of buck and tommy all wrapped up in each other as they sway together, and buck is bright eyed and pink cheeked and beautiful and all the light is on him because it's through eddie's eyes and he accidentally, inevitably tells marisol that maybe she should go home.

[blocksgobrrr]

oh my LORD! i am so obsessed with them right now. the hyperfixation is literally insane. please ask me about my feelings toward them bc i will blab on for hours. i am really glad that xisuma has been more social in season 10 bc it give me more fuel!!!

more yapping!

[doinkdoinkdonk]

via conor_0228 on instagram

[gumonthepavement]

you are nowhere to be seen, i put the pictures away, i changed the sheets, and still, i felt you in a kiss last night. but i was kissing someone else.

[camelspit]

would u guys killed me if i said that maybeeee fitz could have a little facial hair 👉👈 since hes a teenage boy