#funniest thing i’ve ever read

[icedcoffeebabyy]

sirius: hey remus, how’s your hip?

remus: your family hates you.

[adhdandcomics]

you ever fuck a menial task up so monumentally that you have to sit there for a moment wondering how you graduated college, or, more accurately, how you’re even smart enough to be alive

[neuvifuri]

[magicicephoenix]

Oh my god I mistook your DCA Doctor Who au as a Doctor Seuss AU because I forgot Doctor who existed. I feel I need to apologize for this, I'm sorry.

wh

[lesbinewren]

should’ve kept this line

[pink-heart-jam]

[gwen-dolyn-bouchard]

Right…… *sighs*

guess you’ll just have to miss out on my own… steamy action.

-@windows-nt-4-point-0

…the fog is safer, the WHAT?!

Oh I think I’m going to be sick!

[peaches2217]

When I was in college, I wrote a lot of fanfiction for Kung Fu Panda and was involved in the fandom sphere here on Tumblr. A grown-ass adult — I forget her exact age but I know she was at least a good bit older than me — wrote an entire callout post while I was working on my first smut fic, calling me, and I quote, a stain on society for writing sexual content for the series. Didn’t matter that said content explicitly occurred between two consenting adult characters, didn’t matter that I took pains to ensure it was properly tagged and unwitting underage readers wouldn’t stumble upon it; “It’s a series for children, you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking about these characters like that!”

“Stain on Society” actually ended up becoming my smut tag, and I wrote enough smut that, to this day, muscle memory will still occasionally lead me to tagging my more sexually-charged posts in such a manner. So if ever I make a heartfelt smutty post and you see “stain on society” in the tags, now you know why. 😆

[shootingstareon]

aww the silly

[aibidil]

Betsy Trotwood continues to be the character of all time. Her reaction to being told of her nephew’s love for a girl named Dora:

'Oh, Trot!' she said again; 'blind, blind!' and without knowing why, I felt a vague unhappy loss or want of something overshadow me like a cloud.

'However,' said my aunt, 'I don't want to put two young creatures out of conceit with themselves, or to make them unhappy; so, though it is a girl and boy attachment, and girl and boy attachments very often—mind! I don't say always!—come to nothing, still we'll be serious about it, and hope for a prosperous issue one of these days. There's time enough for it to come to anything!'

This was not upon the whole very comforting to a rapturous lover.

[cxmembert]

(tw)

the day papa acknowledges the olive oil fanfic is the day i rest

[mountainmagpie]

“I was all, ‘Next cult, let’s go for teenage girls instead. Write that down somewhere.’ M was all, ‘Are you kidding? At least with these guys we have a chance of getting out alive.’”

John 1:20

[yasminhananis]

overgrown fuckboy paul mescal and worst actor anyone takes seriously andrew scott

[legendaryjarcollection]

Every time I manage to suspend my disbelief marvel comics turns around and kicks me in the teeth with something that is so stupid it’s actually hilarious. What do you MEAN captain britain is powered by the spirit of the british people.

[girlbosscarwilde]

does anyone else remember that post where some guy was rambling about something and someone asks if they r ok and their only response was this image

[hellodirtgoodbyeinnocence]

“MGMT performed at a New York Fashion Week party, complete with attendant Olsen twin, but he (Andrew) doesn’t remember actually playing. He does remember drinking a lot of Maker’s Mark and “trying really hard to stay in control,” but not throwing pillows at security or fleeing into the streets or stumbling into a homeless shelter. “I guess I was pissed off at the party,” he says. He recalls getting thrown out of the shelter, whiskey bottle in hand, and being picked up on a sidewalk by two ladies who gave him water; he woke up at 5:30 in the morning on their futon.” - SPIN Magazine, 2008