#funnier in my head
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insignova-2 · 3 days ago
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New Followers: We're deeply sorry to bother you, great leader leader but we swear to all things holy that we just saw that tree move
Leshy (is a giant): What tree?
New Followers: AAAAAAAAAA–
I know in cannon the bishops become small when they turn into followers but imagine if the just stay giant
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milk-ducts · 8 months ago
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dont drag me on here,, this is how i cope
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biscoffbeagle · 4 months ago
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please internet I can't ship ford with the fucking triangle stop invading my brain
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captainwaffles · 1 year ago
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Will: thanks for coming with me to visit my mom Nico
Nico hearing cicadas for the first time: why are the trees screaming!!
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metashard · 1 month ago
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le-agent-egg · 2 months ago
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whatever
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sordidmusings · 1 year ago
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Sanji: ah, love! A quick question. Any reason you keep requesting pineapple? Is it your favorite?”
Y/n: *glances nervously at the Buggy Bag*
Y/n: uhh, yeah! Totally!! No other reasons at all!!
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dyinggirldied · 2 years ago
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Maddie the cat eloped with Alfred the cat.
One fine day the Wayne family wakes up to find another cat in their home (possible even pregnant) and the shady millionaire Vlad Masters publicly declared war on them.
Danny is enjoying this with his popcorns.
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blood-red-ocean · 4 months ago
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It's always 'where is that filthy manthing' and never 'HOW is that filthy manthing'
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breed-station · 4 months ago
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Fanart Friday!
@casteliacityramen for a very special Frog Guy :3
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coiled-dragon · 3 months ago
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Man this sucks I need to (remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping) make a deal with Bill Cipher
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finleyforevermore · 6 months ago
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....this was SO much funnier in my head.
Tagging my "cast mates", maybe you guys find this funny: @ender-outlaw @nuncscioquidsitamor-13 @ziipzeepzop-eez @ofthefrogs @rook-specter @ripash @gently-decaying-flowers
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akascow · 6 months ago
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*actively running away from babydoll demon spider in hell*
charles: hey hotstuff fancy seeing you here
edwin: charles i appreciate the sentiment but now really is not the best time
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orphic-exe-archived · 1 year ago
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. FLOWER POWER 🌺🌸🌺🌸🌼🌺🌸🌺🌹🌺🌸💐🌺🌺🌼🌺🌸🌺🌹🌸🌼🌸🌼🌺🌷🌸🌼🌺🌷🌼🌹🌷🌼🌷🌹🌷🌷🌷🌹🌸🌺🌷
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whenyourehome · 1 year ago
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jeremy: it's pride month, keanu reeves. you know what that means.
jeremy's squip: huh. what
jeremy's squip: do you want us to make like. gay squips. what
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Idk why but it feels like high-up administrative positions are for she/hers and dying violently in the gravel war is for he/hims
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