#funnier in my head

[claymton]

[milk-ducts]

dont drag me on here,, this is how i cope

[puppy-rats]

please internet I can't ship ford with the fucking triangle stop invading my brain

[captainwaffles]

Will: thanks for coming with me to visit my mom Nico

Nico hearing cicadas for the first time: why are the trees screaming!!

[metashard]

[notadreamurr]

New favorite ship?

[le-agent-egg]

whatever

[oscarcito]

[instability1]

Phil, in a situation: Techno help

Techno: bruh, what am I supposed to do, I'm on the astral plane

[sordidmusings]

Sanji: ah, love! A quick question. Any reason you keep requesting pineapple? Is it your favorite?”

Y/n: *glances nervously at the Buggy Bag*

Y/n: uhh, yeah! Totally!! No other reasons at all!!

[littlelemontarte]

raum's defending is well encompassed by the state of his hair: a couple bald spots here and there.

[wibbley-wobble]

Miss Pauling: Um, I don’t swing that way

Scout: Wow! You play baseball too?

[blood-red-ocean]

It's always 'where is that filthy manthing' and never 'HOW is that filthy manthing'

[coiled-dragon]

Man this sucks I need to (remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping) make a deal with Bill Cipher

[akascow]

*actively running away from babydoll demon spider in hell*

charles: hey hotstuff fancy seeing you here

edwin: charles i appreciate the sentiment but now really is not the best time

[bioshocked-astroghost]

Forest Keepers will see a hardworking employee just trying to make a fucking living and be like “is anyone going to eat that” and then not wait for an answer