#funky lil gremlin

[flaming-trash-can]

Not even my bf is safe from ponification

[a-celestial-dream]

I think we can all agree that Astrid in HTTYD1 was not just a spitfire. Oh, no no no. That little girl was an absolute flamethrower.

[mvnces]

I haven’t thought about my bio/shock muses in awhile but jack looking like his mom is actually so important to me …

[jess-themess05]

Actually long time no see jes, i understand you might have take a break or busy, just know that i miss you💖💖💖

AAAAAAAAAA THATS SO NICEEEE 💕💕💕 I WILL CRY

basya!!! basya hello!!! i will give you the biggest hug the world has ever seen i swear

[of-chaos-and-flame]

I didn’t want to ask on your au blog because I didn’t want to clog it up. I am curious who are your favorites in SB?

Ouuughh you want me to pick favorites?? When all of the characters are so wonderful??? *Fine*. If I must. /lh

While I’m tempted to say Monty (both in terms of interesting character/story potential as well as my bias towards gators as a Floridian), and he is my favorite animatronic character, I have to go with Gregory.

He’s such an interesting character with so much potential and that makes him so much fun to rotate in my head like a microwave. Funnily enough, how he’s acted in Ruin hasn’t really dampened my interest in him, only changed the perspective I look at him with.

I’m also a fan of all the different theories around him, even the ones I highly doubt are accurate to canon (robo!Gregory my detested(affectionate)). What can I say, I’m a fan of hypotheticals.

[ahogedetective]

monomono >:)

{ monomomo surprise!!! 🎁 ❓}

Driving Nitro

A toy styled after a driving simulator. These were all the rage some decades ago. This particular product has a characteristic ‘Nitro Button’. When you press it, a nice-feeling wind blows from the main section of the toy.

"O-Oh my god. I'm sure you'll love this, Kokichi. It may not be the real thing, but the 'Nitro Button' feature sounds pretty nice. Blows a nice wind, huh... I wonder if it actually works. Shall we test it out?" Curiously, Shuichi presses the 'Nitro Button' on the toy....after placing said toy right in Kokichi's face, so that it can blow wind right in it.

"Gotcha." He chortles at he watches it blow Kokichi's hair slightly as well. "It does seem to work! Would you like it, Kokichi? I know it's a toy version of the real thing, but who knows? Maybe you can still use your imagination and pretend you're being pursued by cops in a high speed chase, or whatever I'm sure you'd love to imagine. Hahaha. I'm just kidding: I really do hope you like it, Kokichi."

[ferberus-skull]

OH MY GOD CREATURES....

[ghostkiiiid]

goopy goober

[artsysurvivor]

[Image ID: Pomni is looking at Jevil with squiggly circular eyes. Jevil is winking with his tongue out. Pomni has text behind her saying "Who are you?? Another npc? huh?? What the fu[the rest of the word is behind her], Please save me" with 3 more question marks. Jevil's saying, "*First time?"

Pomni's has a one-piece outfit, half red, half blue with puffy short sleeves and puffy shorts. There are trims of yellow through out: on her two big buttons the shape of balls, her collar, two balls on the edge of her jester's hat, and thin bands around the top part of the shorts and at the edge of the shorts. Her skin is snow white with defined pink blush and brown short hair peaking out from the hat. She's shrugging both her shoulders with her hands in fists nervously and curiously.

Jevil also has a jester's hat and some yellow through out his design in similar places, but he doesn't have the buttons or the bands. He's wearing a black cape held around his neck by a green and yellow ruff. Under the cloak is a purple shirt with dark triangles running down the middle. His skin is also purple with white, glowing irises. He is shorter than her and he is leaning towards her slightly. /End ID]

I don't think Pomni is taking this crossover very well...

[double--blind]

(SPOILERS) Andrew and plausible deniability, OR: mfer doesn't wanna be held accountable for his actions

This has been churning in my head for a while (I am mentally ill 🥴), but a large part of the driving force behind Andy and his actions is his aversion to blame. He sorta shares this w/Ashley (she's got quite a few rants abt how things aren't her fault), but I believe Andrew takes it just a step further.

I've seen many say this before, but from the start of the game, you'll notice that even beyond normal moral quandaries, Andrew's first objection to any horrific action Ashley proposes is usually a variance of "what if we get caught?". He objects not bc her ideas are ethically repugnant, but bc they could be found out as having done them, and he knows rationally that others know they're bad. This goes as far back as childhood with the Nina incident. He fears punishment and the threat of prison more than he apparently worries about what his crimes might mean for him as a person or what they might mean for the people that might be affected by them (save him and Ashley). This doesn't mean he doesn't feel guilt or have nightmares abt them, but they're not his first priority. Trouble's a pain to deal with, and the dude's low-energy.

In fact, most of his guilt seems largely self-centered. Like, no exaggeration: if it isn't about either him or Ashley (which is, in a way, lowkey also about him), then he couldn't really care less. Do you recall him ever expressing worry or remorse on Nina's behalf? Mourning her? We think Ashley's the one w/empathy issues, but Andrew's in the same boat imo. Self-preservation and self-interest is all that's keeping him seemingly amiable enough for polite society, bc for the most part, he really couldn't be bothered.

In his dreams, the victims of their murders are just bodies: interchangeable, holding no more meaning beyond the fact that they're dead. Any corpse's limb will do to replace the one Ashley cooked—never mind that they may be from different people—bc they're all the same to him. Even Julia, sitting in her dorm room surrounded by evidence of Ashley's harassment, gets no sympathy from Andrew. For the most part, he elects to ignore it all, and regards Julia herself with a detached sorta nostalgia tinged in no small part with apathy.

img txt: You'll never see her again. And the fact that it doesn't really bother you, bothers you.

(The only things of notable worth from her were the colored pencils on her desk, which he promptly takes from her to give to Leyley instead, and isn't that just some crazy symbolism right there?)

His fear of punishment goes hand-in-hand with his desperate pursuit of plausible deniability. Everything he does, he does under certain self-imposed conditions. If it's Ashley's idea and he argues back, it doesn't matter in the end if he goes along with it, bc it was Ashley's idea in the first place. He's just there to make sure she doesn't get them in trouble, bc she needs him, bc he's gotta take care of her. Even if it's not her idea at all (e.g., killing the closet warden, killing the lady in room 302), it's still her fault, bc he did it for her, bc everything he does, he does for her.

Ashley's a manipulative, evil lil possessive gremlin w/a soul as black as tar, and Andy's a doormat, but don't think for a second that part of him doesn't use that dynamic a little to keep from reflecting on what he is. He suffocates under it, but he also relies on it. If there's any sort of plausible deniability available, he'll take it and run with it.

The truth of the matter is that they're both deeply toxic, warped individuals. The difference is that Ashley's owned up to it and quite frankly doesn't care. Andrew hasn't. He's the "normal" one.

Now, for the funky incest part (what we're all here for babyyyyy)—

We've all seen the flavor text abt the bed-sharing by now, right?

img txt: Oh yeah, you tooootally have nightmares as often as you claim.

We know for a fact that aside from some light teasing, maybe, Ashley would have no problem whatsoever with sharing a bed w/Andrew. Heck, she'll coax him into bed (demo) or climb onto the couch with him (ep 2) w/o any prompting from him whatsoever, just bc she feels like it. Andrew, apparently, can't do the same. He doesn't allow himself this intimacy of his own choosing, so he has to lie and pretend to get it if he wants it. He's greedy for her, too, but he can't let himself show it.

If something is sufficiently too intimate in his eyes, beyond anything he can excuse away for some reason or another, then he'll stop himself from doing it. Just like how he wouldn't let himself succumb to the urge of pulling Ashley into his arms to make her smile, but is willing to give her a hug when she asks for it in front of their parents.

He insists on the extra expense of two beds, and then cites his nightmares and panic attacks as the driving force behind crawling into bed w/her, bc then it isn't really his fault now, is it? He tried to stay away, after all. He did! He just didn't have a choice!

Lol

Andrew can't admit to wanting this—buries those feelings and thoughts as deep as he can so they fester and bleed, the repressed idiot—so he gives Ashley all the power to decide how close they get. It's in Ashley's hands. He's free of that hassle.

Which is why the post-sex vision, and Ashley's reaction to it, is so dangerous. @csg-iii made a good point about it in my last post:

img txt: I think the biggest point about "11" is that Andrew asks/begs Ashley for reassurance that it will never happen ("never say never"). It's a subtle admission that if she really wants it to happen, he knows he won't be able to resist his own urges. His only ""hope"" of avoiding going there is if Ashley doesn't want it.

Andrew, in absolving himself of this choice and putting it in Ashley's hands, shoots himself in the foot, bc what if Ashley goes the whole mile? Then the only real thing keeping his desires unrealized was the fact that they had never been voiced as an option before.

He doesn't want to think of himself as someone who'd bone his own sister. Forget being a cannibal, demon summoner, or a murderer; those titles were foisted upon him. This is too close to something real that he carries inside him; this isn't anything Ashley's buried in him, but rather something of his own invention. Something he'll definitely have to take responsibility for.

[deerspherestudios]

Here's a funky set! Mychael was meant to have four arms (his second pair of hands would've grabbed the mug instead of his tail, hence the reveal) but I was worried it was too much for one character. Instead I swapped it out for a tail and his design was finalized!

It was at this point I removed the mole by his chin. I was looking through itch.io for inspiration and realized it was uncannily the same spot as prikarin's Where the Winter Crows Go's love interest, Crowe. I honestly haven't seen the VN before working on Mychael, but I knew I'd probably have someone call me out on it so I decided to remove it </3

His colors were another thing. I almost didn't go for the green skin tone worried it'll turn people off but my partner assured me it was fine. And thus lil green gremlin man was made! <3

[amischiefofsharkrats]

Welcome to [RATA]!

A Mischief of Sharkrats [RATA] is a casual, NA based PvE guild welcoming asura and asura adjacent characters for folks that enjoy playing the lil guys in life. We'll hold casual get togethers and themed rp events monthly, all focused around the toothy little genius gremlins GW2 has provided to the players to enjoy.

You don't have to have exclusively asura to join, though that is the guild's primary focus. We also welcome characters such as charr raised by asura, non-asura spouses of asura characters, and other such variations.

Eventually we'll even have a guild hall (to be edited once that happens). So help this tiny new guild grow and come move into a luxury apartment in Rata Sum today! If you're interested in joining, please feel free to send us an ask!

Rules below the cut.

No asura master race/asura world domination type jokes. We know where those come from, we don't play with that here.

Goes without saying that we are a LGBTQ+ guild. Guild leader is nonbinary, and many of our members are in the community as well. Phobes of any stripe are not welcome.

Free Palestine. That's it.

Specific rules for rp and community events will go up on those posts. Otherwise, how are there seven commanders? Mists shenanigans. We don't stand on pretense here.

Please be kind to your fellow guildies. We're here for a good time not a long time, and we're all here because we love these weird, funky little creatures.

Inquest characters are welcome, of course, but please see rule #1.

No being shitty about other races in the game. We're here because we love asura, but a lot of us enjoy and play the other races as well. Dunking on them won't be permitted.

Above all, have fun! A permalink will be dropped in this post once the Discord goes live!

[hotcat37]

May 13,my birthday N the day I let some funky green gremlin from Finland consume my soul,it’s been a whole year since then N the biggest robbery in European live TV history,I lobe this lil family not only he but all of us created N even after everything that family is still alive,even if things are a little different now,but it’s also the reason I found U N we became moots N even after all this becomes just some fond blurred memory,I won’t forget U or anyone who made this beautiful mess of a fandom home,happy 1yr Käärijäversary Cat,not only 2 him but 2 us <3333333333..

OMG WHAT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!😭😭💞💞💞💞💞🎉🎉🎉 your messages always make my day and you're so creative and I love how your notes in the reblogs are always lengthy and ur funny ass nicknames for everyone like "Big juicy" for Nace 😭 Today is a very special day for everyone it seems <33 I hope you had/are having the best day and I'm so glad we became moots 👾👾💞💞

[whisperwillyou]

Do you have any good Hunter fics that are long and non romantic up your sleeve? Super not asking for a friend it’s for me

*rolls up my sleeves* oh buddy DO I EVER

Fair warning, I’m an angst gremlin so these all contain a healthy dose of the Sads™ but considering you’re also a Hunter fan, odds are you also enjoy the angst lmaoo

Most of these are Luz and Hunter-centric bc I love the Noceda Siblings and I’m nothing if not predictable 😌

Let us begin…

What We are is the Sum of a Thousand Lies

Ongoing 59k+

FAV FAV FAV FAV FAV my all time favorite fic, they captured both my FAVORITE flavor of Hunter characterization, AND my favorite flavor of Luz & Hunter interactions (+bonus Eda, Darius, & Flapjack!) it’s just *chef kiss* PEAK content. I reread it regularly

Contingency

Ongoing 108k

Inside you there are two wolves, one is a sad lil boy and the other is the psychological embodiment of the obedient, brainwashed, soldier you were created to be, which your uncle programmed into you when he built you in his evil lab.

Burnt Out

Complete 3K

This one’s a short one but it’s one of my favs so I had to include it. ✨Sic fic✨

Even Sad Birds Still Sing

Ongoing 54k+

Hunter gets turned into a cardinal by a cursed gemstone. Ngl when the first chapter of this fic came out I thought it was gonna be more of a crack fic. I was unbelievably wrong and it is so SO good.

La Gaundière

Complete 12k

This one is some really good post Hunting Palismen Golden Gaurd era Hunter

To be or Not to Be

Ongoing 28k

Hunter takes some ‘me time’ after Hollow Minds and camps. He has a horrible time.

Peak traumatized Hunter seasoned with some great Noceda siblings content and a garnish of Hunter and Hooty friendship. 👌

Blood Moon

Ongoing 48k

Honestly I don’t know how to summarize this fic without spoiling anything, so just trust me, it’s so good.

Your hands do more than Hurt

Ongoing 27k

Darius and Hunter-centric, mind the tags though, this is a sad one

With Clay and Star Scraps

Complete (open ended) 48k

Hunter discovers that being a grimwalker comes with some super fun, funky, and not at all distressing side effects.

Enough to Leave Scars

Complete 14k

Post King’s Tide shenanigans of a former child soldier. ie ptsd

Oop hit the link limit lol rip

Learned Response

Complete 11k

Hunter fabulously misinterprets Luz’s relationship with her mother like the traumatized autistic he is.

With His Beak He Tries to Soothe Me

Complete 10K

Some really sweet Hunter and Flapjack content

Refuge

ongoing 10k+

Camila adjusting to having four new kids under her roof and is unsure what to make of Hunter being… the way he is.

The Golden Brat

Complete 5k+

Coven Scout meeting the Golden Guard for the first time in person: “what’s with this sassy lost child?”

Hopefully you enjoy these!

Special thanks to all theses authors for the platonic content. You’re doing the lords work, feeding us starving lil’ AroAces 💕💕

[dirtybg3confessions]

You’re doing the Dark Lords work keep it up you funky little gremlin.

Thank you, I do indeed identify as "funky little gremlin". The only way to be. Just a lil' guy. Vibin. Posting horny edits.

-mod tri

[lalacliffthorne]

Get to know me

thank you for the tag @leafsandstarlight my love 💕

nickname: lala

zodiac sign: scorpio

height: 5'5

last thing I googled: train schedules lol

amount of sleep I need: 9 hours tops - anything under 7 and I'll be cranky af

dream job: honestly, none. I just wanna be a lil gremlin writing and existing

favorite song: rn I'd say chemtrails over the country club by lana del ray

movie/book that describes me the most: the upside of unrequited

favorite instrument: piano

favorite aesthetics: funky, grungy, clean pinterest

favorite author: don't think I got one...? 🙈🙈🙈

random fun fact: I can't memorize stuff I need for shit but literally remember the plot of books I read when I was ten. make it make sense.

tagging: @secret-ly-here @icey--stars @luvmoo