#funkiller

[totaleclipse573]

Eclipse and Lark, get fused into one body. Then spend 3 hours arguing and fighting for control over what kind of mischief they should get into. Finally, FINALLY, they make a decision and are off to find some trouble.

Only to look up and see a fusion of their older brothers coming to stop them 😒

(They see the older bro fusion) “ITS THE WORST PERSON EVER UGGHHHHHHH”

[bigothteddies]

you’re a god to me i might end up writing teddy on my body even though you won’t see it 😣

honestly nothing makes me happier than seeing my name on the people I love’s bodies 😵‍💫🫶🏻

[immortalsins]

brushed off something my dad asked about earlier (a minor event related to my interests) because he wouldn't get it and he was like ooooh i wish you'd tell me about these things i'm interested to know. ok. you never have been in the past. this is a first. 3 minutes later i decided to take him up on that offer and mention something else related to my interests (i could be going to the heavy music awards, got randomly selected to get a ticket in exchange for money to charity) and he immediately went What if its a scam. how do you know that charity is even real. alright i will never tell you anything ever again

[samuraisharkie]

If you’re putting off loud ass firework tonight in the suburbs around other houses, let it be known I hate you. nearly kills my dog every year.

[bloodgulchblog]

Okay I know this is extremely unlikely and also ridiculous, but. I just keep imagining someone with a very old taste in music pranking Fernando by playing Fernando by ABBA every time he walks into a room.

Ah, I don't know that song!

I sometimes think about stuff like that, but always get hung up on how popular music to us is as close to them as the 1500s is to us so I can never bring myself to do anything.

[maoistyuri]

this was about the bjd post but like generally yknow

none of you understand that doing something under duress sucks even if you like it

[virusmeds]

do you think they hop on roblox to torment poor oblivious souls….

i love their silly dynamic of energetic goofball and his loser funkiller guy.. so fun to draw

anyways im new to this site and im still trying to figure things out but expect more clone high content from me 🎉

[chiyana]

Bruce: Tim I need you to watch Damian during the gala tonight

Tim: can do

Bruce, taking two steps away before immediately turning back around: and by "watch him" I mean if you see him try to stab or poison someone, even if it's nonfatal and even if they deserve it because they made a racist comment, you are to stop him

Tim: boo, funkiller

Bruce: TIM

[courtmartialme]

riza comes across as very serious and proper... fuery thought she would make him return black hayate to the box in the rain if no-one took him in... i think riza doesn't even know she has resting bitch(?) face. she could be enjoying her team's antics but you wouldn't know it to look at her face... just a small smile showing... and she thinks she's emoting the 🥰 she's feeling...

i will die by the hill she's autistic. arakawa couldn't have her more autistic even if it was intentional. if you pay attention to riza any further than the scene she trips roy down you realize she's actually very silly....she does and says silly things while always having a neutral expression, and like you said she probably doesn't even notice she looks like 😶... it's moe... has a rest bitching face but makes time travel jokes with a serious expression, tells roy to not die with genuine concern that looks like she's jinxing him, draws cat whiskers on roy when he says he wants a mustache, and names her dog Black Hurricane^tm completely serious! she doesn't get social cues and she is moe and silly and funny and feels a lot and but is bad at expressing herself and thats ok!!!! not at all like the funkiller and nagging interpretation a lot of people have of her. quoting roy, she may look harsh but underneath all of that she has!! a gentle heart!!

[our-arospec-experience]

small reminder: if you do not feel like celebrating pride month, that's more than okay. i personally dont celebrate this year.

the constant erasure and being forgotton, the missing representation and discrimination from inside the queer community and outside can get very tough- so if you dont feel prideful or dont feel like celebrating at all, thats totally understandable and fine. you're allowed to not feel like it. you're allowed to feel distant from other queers celebrating, you're allowed to be hurt and sad. you're allowed to be jealous. you're not a "funkiller" or a "downer". just dont let the negative feelings consume you, okay? things will get better for us eventually. don't give up. we got this ♡

people who don’t celebrate pride month are just as valid as those who do :)

[vellichorom]

Who was vaugeing about you?

YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE HONESTLY... papa/isa shippers & / or defenders apparently who HEARD about the legend of ME. their FUNKILLER. the 1# papa/isa hater who's coming to fucking get them

i mean if i knew i wouldn't just blast them publicly, sorry to say. why? you wanna fight for me

[pilferingapples]

hey pilf a random question that I don’t know who else to ask? Why does it matter that enjolras is a rich only son? His introduction begins with it so it seems important but I don’t know why.

Oh, I like this question!

I like it because I have no answer at all XD

It's something that could be said of at least two other characters, Marius and Jean Prouvaire--and in fact it is said , directly, of Prouvaire! But it doesn't seem to be used to create any specific commonality between the three characters; they're all friends, but not with any special reference to that shared family situation.

It also might mean something about his relationship to his own family-- but that never seems to become relevant again, and "My Mother is the Republic" Enjolras in general seems to exist almost without a family of origin; is that the point? is the line just there to keep him from being completely ethereal? Hugo messing with my ability to make crack theories about Enjolras being an actual ethereal ability, Victor Hugo funkiller killer of fun

Is it a Saint Just thing? In that case, should we actually be reading that ( " fils unique et riche") with the emphasis on only son instead of only child (it can be either way!) ? Does he have siblings we never know about?? and in that case, why give the same descriptive to Prouvaire? Should we be reading it strongly as "only child", and it's meant to emphasize his isolation from social ties apart from the cause and his friends?

Is meant to be kind of a Jesus reference? an "only begotten son" thing? (again: why call back to it with Prouvaire then?)

...Is it--and this is a wild theory, bear with me-- is it just a bit of character flavor text? Something to round out a quick introductory overview? (in almost any other book I'd say this was actually the most likely but I no longer trust LM to be Like That , EVERYTHING IS SYMBOLISM )

Why do YOU think it's mentioned, Nonny? :D

[gr4dient]

[ M3M0RIES. ] { a cn!gradient/vector angst fic?? ig? }

( AU by : @cloudyside I LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE HIM SM IM SORRY IF THIS ISNT CLOSE TO CANON) CW: depictions of past trauma/abandonment, capturing, gray being a sadistic piece of shit /aff

Gray was busy at work, going through some monster's code- someone's very BEING- and picking out each itty bitty part he saw as imperfect. Or as.. not needed. For example, their color palette. Fixing that major issue was, not to his surprise at all, easy to fix. He'd done this time and time again, after all.

The trapped monster's soul- a white, upside-down heart- sat wrapped tight in bright cyan strings, which occasionally glitched. Back when he first began doing all of this, he would've been concerned, and scared they'd escape, but.. he'd learned to only worry about important people in AUs. Most people, like the monster he had tied, shaking, and wailing before him, didn't have much of a role in their universe. They were replaceable, which Gradient loved. If he messed up, he could just.. start over!

"Please- GAH! Please, s-STOP!" The captured monster cried, and Gradient looked up from their SOUL, giving them an unintentionally pitiful look. Stars, they were.. pathetic. After a moment of studying their appearance, and they way they squirmed helplessly against their restraints, he chuckled quietly. Cruelly. He knew just what to fix next.

"Keehehehee..." He grinned almost sadistically. "I’ve only jus-ist started thouugh-ough.. Funkiller-er...." He paused, only for a moment, before adding, "S-stop-op squirming-ing… you’ll 0nly make it hurt wor-orse.."

The monster, as he expected, didn't stop immediately, and so Gradient, with a sigh, set the monster's soul down, and got up to tighten the strings around them. When he stopped in front of them, though, they stared up at him. They looked so.. helpless. So..

Scared.

It almost reminded him of.. someone..

“N-NO-O! N0! PLEASE, PLEASE ST-ST0P! LET ME GO! P- PL34SE! I DON’T- G4H! I D1DN’T DO ANYTHING WR0NG! I DIDN’T—! .. W- WH3RE- ER3 ARE YOU G0ING?! PL3ASE, D0N’T LEAVE-EAVE ME H3RE!”

"Please, s-STOP!" .. The captured monster's words echoed in Gradient's mind, making him freeze up involuntarily. Who.. who else said that..? And why did it feel so.. familiar..? So wrong..? .. Was he doing something wrong?

..

No. No! NO! HE WASN'T! HE WAS FIXING EVERYTHING! WHAT WAS HE THINKING?! Gradient huffed, before quickly, and silently, tightening the strings that held his captive and returning to work. He had so much more to do.

[anothersebastianblog]

Yeah? What’s happening? //

I’m not sure what that funkiller person is saying because I’ve blocked their hateful ass a long time ago

BUT

I seriously suggest everyone to create their own boundaries online and stick to them, curate your little corner of the internet and don’t wander into blogs that you know will upset you. Last night I blocked everyone else that I consider unhinged and toxic. Littlemiss and her anons and that morgan person. I’ve never seen so many hateful and miserable (sorry mod, I’m going to say it) bitches in my entire life online, shitting on people’s experiences who met Seb yesterday and had a wonderful time, bullying those who shared their photos with him and I could go on and on and on.

I’m not exaggerating when I say that this is the only gossip blog I visit because I know I won’t experience any of that shitty behaviour here and it’s a nice experience to come here and I really don’t need to read anything that upsets me anymore.

❤️

[askfansepicblog]

wwaow. ⭐️🗡 over here is being a real funkiller,,,, anyways whos your favorite pony in the mane six ??? this is an important question

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PINKIE PIE!!!! Although I'm a big princess Luna lover and I absolutely adore derpy and DJP3/vinyl scratch !! :3

[grimfey]

need a version of 'fear is the mindkiller' but for holding a grudge. grudge is the funkiller.