#funeste

[silviadeangelis]

NEL TESSUTO D'UN SOGNO

Remore sgrammaticate sull’onda d’un sogno che esali tormenti e gemiti arruffati nel tessuto denso d’ossessioni funeste. Scalpita le spalle l’io per discostare transiti maligni infiltrati nel grembo del pensiero. E nel vagabondare assillante di figure angosciose si ingrandiscono attimi d’eternità assi lontani da quel soffice veleggiare di ritorno nella calda tasca d’un empirico giaciglio @Silvia…

[divorcedwife]

the worst part of the french translation of dragon age is that they called the grey wardens "la garde des ombres" (the shadow guards) and now there's also "les dragons de l'ombre" (the shadow dragons) and that just won't do. this world isn't big enough for two shadow orders

[cherry-pop-elf]

“Eh. We were all kids in a war. Guess bygones can be bygones. But remember, Slytherin boy. You hurt Harry, you’ll be having to deal with Fred in the after life-!”

Not entirely sure the story line of @ratkingpoe s Draco, so take this as a silly “my Georgie” and “their Draco” interacting. Maybe they would get along better, after they processed things. And since Draco would be a potions teacher they could bond over the craft, since the Weasley twins were prodigy’s all the same. Regardless of it all, Draco is now gonna be the victim of new product testing pranks. And maybe if he plays nice, he can be a extra set of hands for other product testing 🤭

[conivolos]

RETURN OF THE KING!!! Anywayyy Jamie lore?

EHEHHE YEAH IM BACK :3 good to see you miles :D

JAMIE LOREEEE!!!!!!!!! he had like an iphone 4 or smt that was 70% cracks and broken glass and barely usable, buuut after he got turned and his sire found him again, they give him a goddamned nokia 2255 that theyve been carrying around but never used. for like 20-ish years skdfsjd

[likablemuffin]

Pathetic

(From: The Last One (A sequel to One left)

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Wow. What were they doing here again?

Their whole body hurt. But why?

They don't really remember....

Hey wait...

What was their name again..?

They must have one, right?

They can't just be nameless...

Hmm....

Well...

"Get up."

Oh. Someone is in front of them.

Get up? Are they on the floor?

They don't remember getting on the floor....

Oh right. Name.

Well, they remember being called pathetic a lot....

Is that their name? 

They can't seem to remember fully....

It probably isn't, but they can't think correctly right now.

But then who is the person in front of them?

What's their name?

Well....

Pathetic's thinking that they're super nice...

That just seems to be common knowledge.

But what's their name, then...

Nice.

Pathetic knows it's not their name, but because they're so nice, they probably won't mind.

"Get up already!" 

Ouch.

Why does Pathetic's side hurt so much now?

Did Nice kick them?

No, that's not possible.

"Is she being difficult?"

Hm? There are two people? 

Interesting...

What's the other person called?

Pathetic tries to ask, but their mouth feels like it's filled with syrup...

They cough, and red comes out of their mouth.

Syrup isn't supposed to be red.....at least they know why it's so hard to talk....

Someone sighs.

Is it Nice or the other person?

"Great."

They sigh again.

"That's enough training for today, I suppose. You can bring her back now."

Her? Wait, they said that Pathetic was a her before, didn't they?

Wow, Pathetic really is pathetic if she can't even remember what they said.

She tries to speak again, but more red comes out of her mouth.

That's probably not good...

Someone lifts her up.

Pathetic tries to stand up, but she just collapses.

"Ugh....did you push her too hard? If you kill her, I will never forgive you."

"No, she'll be fine."

"And if she isn't?"

"Then I guess we'll get rid of the contract. Then we'll both get nothing."

Pathetic is very confused...

She shouldn't ask, though. Nice probably has it all figured out!

At least Pathetic hopes so...

Pathetic tries to stand up again, and she succeeds, but has to lean on Nice so she doesn't fall over. Pathetic can hear Nice groan in annoyance and prop Pathetic up with their hands. Probably doesn't want Pathetic to get blood on their clothes. Which is fair!

Someone sighs. Pathetic doesn't think it's Nice who did...."Let me prop her up. You'll just injure her more." Pathetic feels a claw go over her shoulder, and she shivers. Its fine. Everything is fine. Totally fine. She's just going to ignore how light-headed she feels. How it feels like all her bones were broken. How she can't speak without red leaking out of her mouth. 

Its all-

Fine.

Nice would make sure of it.

Because of how nice they are.

Right?

Yeah, that makes sense.

Pathetic is just going to ignore the way her chest feels so tight she can hardly breathe.

Because it's fine!

Pathetic, and whoever this person is, start walking. Pathetic trips a few times, but they both eventually get out of the room. Pathetic gets placed in some sort of....car? Why is there a car here? Dumb Pathetic, stop asking unnecessary questions. Nice will take care of everything. Yeah.

Pathetic is barely conscious during the car ride to....wherever they are going. Pathetic vaguely remembers being brought out of the car and into a building, but it's pretty blurry.

Pathetic doesn't really remember anything after that. 

Just remembers the warm hug of darkness. 

She wakes up in her room.

Huh.

How did she get here again?

She looks around. She's on her bed...there's some bandages scattered around...oh, and blood. Wait- blood? Whose blood is that? Is it hers? Is it someone else's? Was someone injured, or did she injure them?

Why would she be injured? She doesn't remember anything she did that would cause that...

Wait...

What....was her name again..?

How does she know her gender? Did someone tell her? 

She doesn't...remember...

She tries to think. What's her name...name, name, name...

Oh. That's right. How could she ever forget.

Reni.

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[melhadi74]

So today me and my friends were bored asf so we decided to go to the beach (around 15minutes by car) but get this, by bike. all is well, three of us are going in our bikes and the fourth in an electric scooter.

We were a good half way there before we realized "it rained yesterday and the road to the beach is full of farms, so mud". At this point we were hesitant on continuing but said "fuck it we're half way there anyways" and not 5 minutes later the electric scooter gives out and runs out of charge.

So at this point we're in between a busy road and a muddy farm with a ~10kg(22.0462lb) electric scooter. And as good friends we decide to help the electric scooter friend and take turns switching between us so each one gets to use the (now useless)scooter for a while.

After a leg tiring ride we finally reached the beach. We went into the tip of the water and guess what???? My fucking slipper (bad choice in hindsight) got swept from my feet by the ocean. I of course didn't want to go back through the mud barefoot so in all my wisdom I traded my friend his shoes for taking his turn on the scooter.

When I tell you I was huffing and puffing like a kettle and pushing with all my might(not that much since I'm not athletic) while my friends were off ahead of me. And in that while SOMEHOW one of my friends twisted his ankle.

Imagine this, 4 dudes in a muddy road with an unfunctioning scooter, one dude with 1 slipper only, one with a twisted ankle and shirts full of mud at 10pm with cars zooming by.

[abybweisse]

Cute (and wild) finds at Terra Toys

While attending the opening reception for the Metamorphosis art exhibit (where I have four paintings for sale) last night, I ended up finding and buying these.

The Fantod Pack. This is an Edward Gorey-designed Tarot card deck with a booklet of explanations. Madame Groeda Weyrd is one of his anagram pseudonyms.

The Curious Sofa. Ogdred Weary is another of Edward Gorey's pseudonyms. The illustrations are not even explicit, and technically neither are the words... but given the title, we automatically read it as highly suggestive of wild sexual encounters....

Le Mélange Funeste. And then this is one of "those" books. The title can be translated as "the dreadful mixture".

Also bought a couple prints from a local artist.

And then this thing.

Fun 🤩

[drakonovisny]

i'm halfway through dao, but the quest to recruit shale hasn't even started. i think it's bugged :(

[onlyhurtforaminute]

ENDE-CRAWLING IN WINTER

[aquicat]

Our Noble Quest - STF fanfiction

The true story behind Cedric and Wormwood's ambition to usurp Enchancia. (Headcannon/ AU)

“...listen to me, Cedric,” Abby’s eyes sparkled green, “I don’t know how, but we will get that necklace. And when we do, they will all see. They will all see how wrong and stupid they were. Not just for us, but for the princess too, for everyone.”

[teainthesnow]

What would be your 6 pokemon team and your "pikachu"? <3

so i, uh, got a teeny bit carried away lmao

anywho my favourite team! Not the most competitive team but i love all these goobers for various little reasons! talonflame, flagon, umbreon, rowlet, aegislash, and zorua as my pikachu!

[joculatrixster]

the secret to drawing hands is to do whatever the fuck u want whenever u want

[switchingsoftly]

Spanking feels good for more than just the power exchange... That stinging tingly feeling you get in your skin, imagining that same feeling in your doms hand. Connected. Equal. Despite all you let them decide for you, despite everything you do for them only. Equal always, even that tingly beautiful sting.

[ghostchanuwu]

For the six characters prompt, Titania?

She gave me hell back in the olden days of e16 and she still somehow became my 2nd favorite leader next to Adrienn and Luna

[puhpandas]

aaaa i'm obsessed w how you draw hunter!! his big ol ears🥺

thank you so much:)