#fundielegacies stephanie bridget

[biblethumpersims]

"Mom, Juliet’s crying.”

“So? Juliet’s been crying literally since she was born. What makes this time sooo special?”

“Well, like, I just think that, maybe, you should talk to her or something?”

“Ummm, wow. I’m, like, suuuper busy. Maybe she can come to me if something’s wrong? Like, I’m not a mind reader!”

“...Nevermind. You’re totally right."

“Duh! I always am. You should talk to her yourself. Like, it will be really great practice for handling your own kids!”

“Good point. I’ll totes do that, thanks.”

“Hey, Jules, are you, like, okay? What’s on your mind?”

“Will God kill us all if one of us does something totally bad?”

 “What?”

“If Taylor does something bad, will God kill me or you or Mommy to teach Taylor a lesson?”

“Um. Well, uh, God won’t kill you until it’s your time to die. Duh.”

“But, like, what if today is my time to die because God decided it’s time to punish Taylor?”

“Wait a sec, why would God punish Taylor? Did Taylor, like, do something?”

“I heard Mommy and Daddy talking earlier. Taylor, like, told a boy she loved him and now God’s soooo mad because she didn’t wait until she was married! What if God’s so so sooo mad that he hits us with an earthquake and, like, our apartment totally collapses and we all die because of her?!”

“Is this what those goth kids at church were telling you? They’re freaks, you deffo shouldn’t listen to their doom and gloom.”

“No! I totally thought of this myself! But Sappho thinks like I do. But not because she’s goth! Mercy Eaten agrees with us and she soooo isn’t goth. She wears yellow.”

“Well, that-”

“Are we going to die?” Juliet asks suddenly.

“One day.” Stephanie shrugs. Juliet’s eyes get wide and frightened, so she quickly adds “But not today! Or tomorrow. Or, like, soon.”

“How do you know?”

“Because... um... Taylor sooo hasn’t been given a chance to repent yet! God won’t kill us because Taylor can totally still say sorry and make things right.”

“Hmm.”

“All good now? Sooo great. I’ll catch you around, Jules.”

[biblethumpersims]

Wednesday, Spring Birthdays:

- [Sam & GIP]  Nathan & Amy Eaten, teenagers. Nathan received the Nature - Angling Ace aspiration and Amy received the Knowledge - Academic aspiration.

- Malachite Flanagan, toddler. Received the Always Sleepy trait.

- Onyx Flanagan, teenager. Received the Career-Driven - Ultimate Influencer aspiration.

- Stephanie Mills, teenager. Received the Love - Soulmate aspiration.

- [Simon, GM] Rowan Eaten born.

- [Simon, GM] Jasmine Eaten, toddler. Received the Imagination Developmental Delay trait.

[biblethumpersims]

"Like, is everything ok, aunty? Why did you want to talk privately?”

“You’re an attention-seeking harlot, a terrible mother, and an even worse wife.”

“...Excuse me?”

“You spend all day posing with a Bible instead of reading it, you reject the hair color God gifted your daughter, and you hardly talk to your husband.”

“Wow. Wow. Okay. You know what? You’re a judgemental cow! I do read my Bible, I read it to my kids, and I’m sooo sorry that I try to spread the Word instead of locking myself in some dusty, old church and getting off on how great I think I am!”

“Candace Ruth Mills!”

“No, no, shut up! What I did to Stephanie was for marketing. She-”

“It’s vanity! You’re judging and shaming your daughter over the way the Lord made her!”

“Ugh, whatever! Fine, I’ll dye her hair back. But you have no flipping right to come at me over my marriage, and especially not my faith! I am a million times less of a harlot than any secular women, and a lot of so-called ‘Christian’ women! One, Aunt Heaven called and says that her ‘Godly’ neighbor, Mrs. Crockett, has a new baby that doesn’t even look like her husband. Two, GodIsParadise Eaten literally starred in a show about what a whore she is. You wouldn’t catch me dead openly encouraging young men to give me pieces of their heart! I-”

“So? So? Judging yourself by people you’re better than will never get you into heaven! Who is more virtuous than you? How can you be more like Jesus? These are what you ask yourself to-”

“Don’t you change the subject on me! Sorry that I’m not the slut you want me to be, old maid, but I am virtuous and loyal to-”

“Mommy?”

Candace and Peace freeze, then look at the child in the doorway.

“Yeah, Steph?” Candace asks, her voice obnoxiously cheerful.

“You’re screaming a lot. Did I do something bad?”

“No, no, no, sweetie, of course not!” Candace tilts her head towards Peace. “We’ll pick this up once the girls are in bed.”

[biblethumpersims]

Stephanie Ages Up. She receives the Art Lover trait and the Social Butterfly aspiration. Candace continues to dye her hair, but Steph doesn’t mind. It’s the only time Candace pays attention to her.

[biblethumpersims]

“Okie, girls, remember: biiiig smiles! This has tooootally got to be the best ever Mommy Daughter Christmas pic for Simsta, or I will tooootally start throwing things! Nothing can ruin it!”

“Okay, mommy.”

“Okay, on one... two... th- Jesus!”

“Jeeesus!”

“Jesus... mom, are you ok?”

“She’s coming!”

“Who? Aunt Peace?”

“No, you buffoon- the baby! Oh, god!”

[biblethumpersims]

One living dress up doll daughter leaves the bassinet, then another fills it. Welcome, Stephanie Bridget Mills.

[biblethumpersims]

Stephanie Mills Ages Up. Candace, who sincerely thought that if she was pious enough then God wouldn’t “punish” her with a brunette daughter, is not happy.

Robin was at work, so Candace had enough time to ““fix”“ the situation before anybody else saw.