#fundielegacies juliet delaney

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"Mom, Juliet’s crying.”

“So? Juliet’s been crying literally since she was born. What makes this time sooo special?”

“Well, like, I just think that, maybe, you should talk to her or something?”

“Ummm, wow. I’m, like, suuuper busy. Maybe she can come to me if something’s wrong? Like, I’m not a mind reader!”

“...Nevermind. You’re totally right."

“Duh! I always am. You should talk to her yourself. Like, it will be really great practice for handling your own kids!”

“Good point. I’ll totes do that, thanks.”

“Hey, Jules, are you, like, okay? What’s on your mind?”

“Will God kill us all if one of us does something totally bad?”

 “What?”

“If Taylor does something bad, will God kill me or you or Mommy to teach Taylor a lesson?”

“Um. Well, uh, God won’t kill you until it’s your time to die. Duh.”

“But, like, what if today is my time to die because God decided it’s time to punish Taylor?”

“Wait a sec, why would God punish Taylor? Did Taylor, like, do something?”

“I heard Mommy and Daddy talking earlier. Taylor, like, told a boy she loved him and now God’s soooo mad because she didn’t wait until she was married! What if God’s so so sooo mad that he hits us with an earthquake and, like, our apartment totally collapses and we all die because of her?!”

“Is this what those goth kids at church were telling you? They’re freaks, you deffo shouldn’t listen to their doom and gloom.”

“No! I totally thought of this myself! But Sappho thinks like I do. But not because she’s goth! Mercy Eaten agrees with us and she soooo isn’t goth. She wears yellow.”

“Well, that-”

“Are we going to die?” Juliet asks suddenly.

“One day.” Stephanie shrugs. Juliet’s eyes get wide and frightened, so she quickly adds “But not today! Or tomorrow. Or, like, soon.”

“How do you know?”

“Because... um... Taylor sooo hasn’t been given a chance to repent yet! God won’t kill us because Taylor can totally still say sorry and make things right.”

“Hmm.”

“All good now? Sooo great. I’ll catch you around, Jules.”

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“Mom, I don’t want a birthday party tomorrow.”

“What?! Jules, that is sooo ridiculous. Why wouldn’t you want a party?”

“My friend, Sappho, says birthdays usurp the importance of Jesus’s birthday and God will kill us all for thinking we’re as good as Jesus.”

“Jules, Jules, Jules,” Candace tsked, “Like, every day billions of Sims celebrate their birthday, and, like, not even one has been struck down in righteous fury over it. It’s totally fine to have a party.”

“But mom-”

“Julie, sweetie, I’m, like, so done talking about this. If we don’t throw a big party, everyone on Simsta will totally think I’m a bad mommy. Just because it’s your birthday, that doesn’t make this about you, ok? You can, like, totally pray and repent after the party if you want. And btdubs, don’t hang out with those goth freaks. Everyone will judge you. Mmmkay?”

“Ok, mommy...”

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“Julie, sweetie, what the frick frack are you wearing?!”

“Gloria and I swapped shirts! It’s pink, so the Watcher is ok with it!”

“Um, no. That shirt is soooo frumpy! You look like a homeless lesbian. Do you want everyone that sees you to think God forced you to live on the streets because you want to kiss girls?”

“But I don’t want to kiss girls!”

“Then don’t dress like it! God gave us clothes so we can advertise who we are without saying a word. So dress like the heterosexual home owner God knows you are in your heart!”

“Ok, mommy...”

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Tuesday, Spring Birthdays:

- [Sam & GIP] Mercy Eaten kid, received the Fretful trait and the Perfect Angel aspiration.

- Juliet Mills kid, received the Fretful trait and the Perfect Angel aspiration.

- [Simon & GM] Azalea Eaten teen, received the Family - Big Happy Family aspiration.

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Candace safely births a healthy baby girl, Juliet Mills.

Meanwhile, Jonas grows up without anyone to witness it.

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Off camera, Juliet ages up and Candace gives birth to healthy baby Lance.