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anybody else’s dashboards Broken. it’s only showing me two posts and then Nothing Else
#functioning website.#like ichecked it on my phone & ipad. those two being on The App. i checked the browser version and it’s still just Two Posts. everywhere#words from the monarch#that thing I mentioned where when I’m checking my notifications it would reset back to the top when I got a new one. Still hasn’t been fixe#it’s been maybe a year now
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it's been 0 days since our last glitch mutual unfollowing incident
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tumblr has somehow interpreted me making a hater-ass post about how bad saltburn was as the go-ahead to recommend me saltburn gifsets which just makes me hate it more
#functioning website.#i said on my locked twitter that saltburn is a movie designed to be consumed in tumblr gifsets#good to know i appear to be correct
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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even 2 years ago people still said autism with a whisper. it was also how people sometimes whisper lesbian, like they're afraid of uttering a slur. autistic was either an insult or it was something terrible, a horrible burden only select people endure. "select people" were usually 9 year old boys and skinny white men.
they are not hispanic young adults with a dog and a life and friends. i can make (sustained, calculated, painful) eye contact. with certain people, i don't even have to count how many seconds i am holding their vision - i can just look at them. i can wear clothes that bother me, i will just have a worse day than usual. i might cry about any changes to my schedule - but change is scary! this is normal!
when i was 16 it was OCD. i mean that was the thing everyone said. i totally have ocd. they would arrange 6 colors of gel pen in rainbow order (no worry for indigo feeling left out) and they'd be "so ocd" about it.
if you struggle with intrusive thoughts, be careful at this next paragraph, but. at 16 i developed a compulsion that involved self-harm. my ocd was convinced i was simply forgetting that i'd hurt someone terribly - a thought that persisted for no clear or delineated reason.
at some point i will probably write about how the idea of "morally pure thoughts" was hell for me and others with ocd, but this was the odd dichotomy for many of us: they liked our "aesthetic", but were genuinely repulsed by our lived experience. "intrusive thoughts" now means "cutting your hair in the sink" instead of talking yourself down from believing horrible things. "so ocd" is a label without any true understanding.
it's something i've talked about before - in multiplicity - but i firmly believe in the veracity and necessity of self-diagnosis. i think it saves lives and it saves tragedies from occurring. as someone raised in a house that wasn't safe, self-diagnosis was, for many years, the only viable option. 15 and honestly googling: am i depressed or are there demons affecting my behavior.
but it is not genuine self-diagnosis anymore, most of the time. it is a strange, blanched version of that whispered word autism. now certain traits are constantly seen as "autistic" - any passing intense interest. any flubbed social interaction. people say it while laughing - a touch of the 'tism.
and i like the acceptance! i do. i like that people are talking about it. i like that if i self-identify, more people speak up and say me too, bitch. but there is something-else quietly happening, the way it happened to OCD. the quirky, "fun" parts have been washed and sanitized and removed of all suffering. now it is just something that makes you "a little bit silly."
it took me 27 years on this planet before i learned to make friends. something about me just seems incredibly odd, i guess, some kind of radiation monitoring. someone once (in a way that was almost friendly) told me i am doing the right things, but in a way that's off-putting. i have scoured myself raw attempting to be charming.
someone on tiktok does a deep dive into their particular passion. the top comment says "what kind of autism is this lol". like we are a breed of animal. like it has no influence on our experience. like our life is a fresh breeze, an open meadow.
more often for me, life was a drowning.
#warm up#spilled ink#writeblr#it's hard to explain bc i do like the acceptance but it's like the ocd thing#autism is . an entire neurotype. yes we get 'cool autism powers' but we mostly say that#for OUR sake. on the autism website.#the cool autism powers do come with like. quality of life problems.#girl being in a room with LEDs gives me a headache. so you can kind of imagine how that might#in some way#influence my ability to function#will defend self diagnosis to the death as long as it is CLEAR AND LEGITIMATE. not like.#oooo i struggle talking 2 women i must be autistic#girl what. i struggle with the act of TALKING.
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picnic date :)
#artists on tumblr#art#illustration#ghosts#digital art#yea#what rituals do i have to complete to make this post actually show up#functional website
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the relief on his face here... his louis finally back in his arms...
#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire spoilers#loustat#iwtvedit#otp: all my love belongs to you#okay so i guess it will accept the gifs a few at a time but not as a whole set we love a functional website
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tumblr is so stupid like this person blocked me so i can't see their blog but if someone else reblog their post i can see it clear as day which fools me into thinking i'm not blocked and then i try to reblog it and tumblr says there was an error
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STAR WARS: THE BAD BATCH 2.02 "Ruins of War" & 2.09 "The Crossing" | 3.07 "Extraction"
#clown makeup ON#tbb spoilers#tbbedit#swedit#starwarsedit#swanimation#filmtvcentral#swsource#userbariss#tbb#the bad batch#tech#tbb tech#clone x#by me*#i know this is probably nothing but i was having flashbacks the entire time#reposting bc it did not show up in ANY of the tags for some reason. functional website.
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After Laughter is about the look on people’s faces when they’re done laughing. If you watch somebody long enough, there’s always this look that comes across their face when they’re done smiling, and I always find it really fascinating to wonder what it is that brought them back to reality. So, that’s what After Laughter is.
@mikelogan asked: After Laughter or This is Why?
#paramore#hayley williams#taylor york#zac farro#after laughter#paramoreedit#my edit#paramoreblr#usertj#useriselin#usercaro#usernine#usersar#usergreta#userallisyn#useraurore#userangelic#usermaguire#userduzi#usereri#userpunk#usercy#useroaks#usernaysa#userhannao#tuserrobin#If you saw me post this yesterday: No you didn't. <3#Tumblr didn't show this in the tags... :( A lovely functioning website!
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tumblr don’t make me unfollow beloved mutuals please
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So, you can buy one of the books from the 1999 The Mummy at the upcoming March 2024 Propstore auction.
From the listing for Lot #250:
The heavy book is primarily made of resin finished in gold paint to resemble solid gold, and features several intentionally tarnished bronze components. The book's embellished metal spine displays 12 individual strands attached to each internal page. Designed to hold the front cover in place, four metal vulture-like clasps are inserted into the scarab emblems and are adjoined to uniquely designed hinges. Located within the book are 12 resin tablet pages covered in ornate hieroglyph detailing. To open the book, the circular mechanical emblem on the cover must be twisted in an anticlockwise direction, which causes the two clasps on the right side to pop up. To close the book, the two clasps should be pushed down into their corresponding slots and held. The emblem should then be turned clockwise, causing the locks to fix back into place. Intentionally distressed for the production, there are some small chips on the cover. Dimensions: 14.5" x 14.5" x 4.75" (37 cm x 37 cm x 12 cm) Estimate: $50,000 - 100,000
The clasps and lock mechanism are fully functional. BYO key, though.
#the mummy#(anyway there's at least 1 prop key floating around but I've only ever seen a non-functional key prop for sale i.e no moving parts to that)#propstore auctions are like the classic 'if i win the lottery i won't say anything but there will be signs' website#they're selling the sabrina dress - THEEEE dress#they're selling annie and jack outfits from speed i'm dying
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You'd think the point of the hip hop tag would be to showcase music, not as many boobs as can fit in the recommended posts as possible.
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Abed Nadir for @plasticdodecagon! 🍉
make a donation towards palestine and get a drawing from me :]
#thanks again for donating!#i tried to post this earlier and it never showed up so 😭 if you see this twice then. functional website behaviour#abed nadir#community#community nbc#community tv#digital art#illustration#palestine#free gaza#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#community fanart#commission
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you have $100. due to a squid games type escapade, you are currently trapped in Whole Foods and can't leave or someone will take you out with a bullet to the brain. you have to buy all the food you eat. you can't shoplift it or steal it from the other competitors. a carton of 12 organic eggs costs $10.
your friend Greg has $100. due to a competing squid games franchise, he is trapped in a Costco. he can't leave, or they'll set the dogs on him. he still has to buy all the food he eats. he can buy 36 eggs for $7
which one of you will starve first? are you or Greg functionally "wealthier" within your respective squid game?
#some of the people on this website are so fucking stupid it is unbelievable#sorry to be like “you dont pay rent or have a job” but they obviously do not pay rent or have a job#maybe if i say it in television they will be able to understand#“if you live somewhere things cost more#you functionally have less money“ is so basic an idea i dont know how to dumb it down further for you#i really dont#this is like flunking out of basic story problems-level math you fucking morons#if you live in hawaii $10 is functionally $6 at the grocery store#in alaska its about $4#whats not clicking#wow what a great blocklist honeypot this post is!!!
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