#fun with frog friends

[jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists]

CARRY ON COUNTDOWN DAY 1 - Something Old 💔

Rating: Teen & Up

Summary: What would have happened if Simon had stayed on the path of his golden destiny?

HOLY SHIT WE’RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry I’m starting sad :3 (<- not sorry at all) but yay yay yay!!! I’m writing again!!!! You guys are creating again!!!! I love you guys ❤️

here’s to another amazing year!!! 🥂

[colourmeastonished]

Body swap movie where one of them has invisible disabilities and when the other one lands in their body they immediately collapse catatonic on the floor from the pain and fatigue and the first one is like 'oh damn guess I don't have to worry that I'm faking it anymore'

[jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists]

HEY!!! GO CHECK OUT THIS COOL NEW FIC!!!!

The WONDERFUL @illegalpaladin was so kind to let me beta read their amazing new mcspirk/spones fic!!! It’s literally the best, EVERYONE should read it ❤️ please take a chance, if you’re interested!! 😊

[czarojay]

Would you still love me if i was a frog?

[jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists]

@nukavamp

This uhm may or may not be where “mock turty” came from in my subconscious…

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

[viyojo]

Warm up doodles of @munchboxart 's OCs, Yue and Ro

[amphibianaday]

day 1720

[pixlokita]

I feel like ? I gotta remind people it’s ok to unfollow a blog when it upsets you in any way >> like if I ever do that sure, you can let me know if it was anything I did personally I’d appreciate it but if you just don’t enjoy something it’s ok to unfollow ;w; can’t stress enough how important it is to put your mental health first 👌

[jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists]

Omg….. @jusaleetleguy this you?

open tag or whateva!!!!!!!!

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

[jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists]

Coffee Shop AUs. Also Second Chance Romance!

hot take, but Coffee Shop AUs? Seriously overrated. I’m sitting at a D. I will not personally seek it out, nor do I particularly enjoy them, but if there’s other aspects of the fic that I really like (like a particular character interaction, banter, or something else) then I’ll read it anyway.

if by second chance romance you mean breakup and get back together, those don’t bother me at all! I wouldn’t call it a trope I like, but I also don’t *dislike* it. It works really well for SnowBaz. I’ll give it a B.

thanks so so much for the ask friend ❤️ it was lovely to hear from you 🥰

[marclef]

Day 25. almost free. almost done.

it is Fake Peppino Friday... but for some reason, the sound of clucking is in the distance? that's strange..... perhaps one of these little Fakelings has something to do with it.

around a nearby town, strange rumors started popping up, about an old abandoned building that had stood vacant for a good few years. but odd sounds had been heard from within, the sounds of hard work, heavy objects being moved, and inhuman, almost cluck-like cries. nobody knew what it could have been, and none were brave enough to investigate. until... one day, out of nowhere, the building appeared somehow cleaner, and a large sign had been hung out at the front, with the bright, colorful words:

CHIK'N PLACE!!!

who was the culprit? well, one step inside this newly refurbished restaurant and you will be greeted by its very enthusiastic owner...

the often-excited, very sociable Poultrino! she started off as all of the other Fakelings, a strange, gooey blob-like creature with hunger and curiosity. but soon after going out into the world on their own, she stumbled across a runaway definitely wild chicken, which she chased after with great interest and then gobbled up with glee. but, the feathery snack awakened a strange feeling in her, such a delicious taste, she wanted to share it with all the world! and thus gave rise to the fifth and final Fakeling...

and now, all customers are happily welcomed at her humble Chik'n Place! there is chicken of all kinds there; chicken wings, fried chicken, chicken nuggets, living chickens, anything you could possibly want, as long as it is chicken! (and all VERY legally obtained, she wouldn't THINK of pilfering chicken from other establishments for her own....) and not to worry, she is very polite and welcoming to anyone who wishes to visit! as long as you are not also a chicken, or a tasty bug or rat.

their appearance and body are quite unique amongst the Fakes as well! and though she is still made out of simple Goop like the others, her "skin" is fairly soft and smooth, almost feeling like soft fuzz despite having no real feathers! her legs, tail, and "fleshy" parts are the same gooeyness as standard Fake Peppino though. despite her strange appearance, most customers assume she's simply in costume, and very few are any the wiser as to their true nature.

though, one more very important fact to mention... you didn't think they worked alone, did you? of course not, all that Chicken isn't going to serve itself! which is why the first person to enter her restaurant was taken happily hired as the first employee!! say hello to Sue, Poultrino's favorite and only employee!! (credit goes to my wonderful friend @plebbicinnabun-arts for coming up with her! 😊✨)

she helps prepare and serve many of the chicken dishes! (and makes sure that the stuff that's served is actually edible when possible...) and not to worry, her boss treats her with great care! she is paid well in a salary of both "human currency" and delicious chicken-based foods! it might just be very strange trying to explain her job to friends and family.

but together, these two help run the Chik'n Place, and Poultrino finds decent success at running a business! her Papa is very proud of her.

[kaijutegu]

Lighting really makes a difference when you're photographing herps! These are all the same gray tree frog in various stages of me rescuing it from the pool, giving it some fresh water, and then putting it back on a tree.

[just-a-girl-with-a-pistol]

There's..... some fixing to be done.

In my mind P is an agent of chaos, you cannot change my mind on this one fellas so don't even try.

[jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists]

Jason I only had two hours of sleep and when i woke up the sun had come up does god hate me

For what it’s worth, I don’t think god hates you and I certainly don’t ☺️ two hours of sleep will always be better than none and I hope the rest of your day significantly improved, friend! Please get a nap/a good night’s sleep tonight and remember: you’re worth the effort it takes to care for a human body and the world is better with you in it! 🥰🐸

[impcadet]

ngallo 😁

[stick-by-me]

Staring into your soul. For enrichment

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