#fun times with ruby

[whatudowhennooneseesyou]

here to advocate for the short kings!! i'm currently dating a guy who's 5'5 and has a 7 inch dick. i was honestly pretty surprised the first time we slept together cus he has small hands and feet. and yes i've measured it myself lol we were joking around one evening about it being surprisingly big so i busted out the measuring tape since i was curious and he said he didn't care :'))

and he knows how to use it too, better than the tall dudes i've had. he's an aries btw ;)) anyway just here to say our short king christopher might hide something big in his pants despite his short statue.. i know it's possible

This is the perfect ask to respond too as I talk to my moots about how 'tall' and 'big' doesn't always necessarily mean skilled.

Are you taller than him or are you both the same height? And yes, great confirmation that hands and feet aren't always accurate in measuring a guy's dick haha.

I was talking with @anyamaris and she mentioned how short kings will deliberately compensate for their height and lack of length by being service-oriented and pleasure-oriented in the bedroom.

And enthusiasm i think is a big factor like you just know chris would be enthusiastic in the bedroom which heightens the tension and pleasure.

Because I'm open about being a virgin on here because I've had ppl enter my ask box and be like 'you must have a lot of experience because your smut is hot and accurate'

And I love that comment, I rlly do but I just need to reiterate that I rlly have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, I just know so much because of self-exploration and years of research.

Okay but can enthusiasm be a game-changer in the bedroom? Right because I've always believed that yes, I may be a virgin and inexperienced BUT

I think I can still give the guy a great and pleasurable experience just by being enthusiastic and 'excited???' in the moment.

You know like I would harness all my smut knowledge and use it to do the best I can with what I have and know.

Right?? Does that work in my favour?? I don't want to be a shit lay omg.

[swedenis-h]

Some spn girlies!

[sleepinglionhearts]

The beach! The beach! There's lots of stuff to find at the beach! 🪨 🐚 🏖

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Seeing people say that we never see the Doctor and Ruby talking for more than 30 seconds makes me think 73 Yards and Dot and Bubble has just clouded their memories because the first four episodes of this era are almost nothing but the Doctor and Ruby talking and bonding.

Yeah, the Doctor-lite episodes meant we haven't had as much lately, but so many are going on as there's been none at all, as if every episode before 73 Yards was like Rogue where they were mostly separated in their own plotlines.

[whatudowhennooneseesyou]

Hey, this was a really interesting conversation that I had with @hwalysm and @4433xyz about Seonghwa and his fuckboi tendencies and potential issues in relationships.

I would advise reading through the original post if you want to see the full conversation in context but I feel what intrigued the most is the part mentioned about how Seonghwa substitutes romantic love and connection with the praise and adulation he receives from Atiny's which makes me wonder if in fact, the parasocial relationships benefits the fan AND the idol.

The members of Ateez go HARD with the fanservice, more so than I see with other male groups, VAV is right up there because they will bridal-style carry their fans on-stage.

Especially Hongjoong, Seonghwa, San, Mingi and Yunho.

And so, I guess if they get lonely (which I'm sure they do at times) and they can't be in a relationship, then I'm sure they would transfer that energy into Atiny's.

And yes, I understand that fanservice is part of their jobs and it's a simulated connection because they are strangers to us (which they are, we don't know what they're like when the cameras are off).

But they voluntarily put in the extra mile because I do feel (I don't know exactly how) but I do feel this parasocial relationship benefits them as well, in a way that isn't just for financial or ego-based reasons.

Yeah, this conversation sparked a curiosity in my mind now.

Hey there! I actually wrote a post about seonghwa’s birth chart on my astrology tumblr tumblr.com/theastromind/687260161693433856/seonghwa-astrology-observation in a way it basically says he idealises relationships and uses them as a way to escape. Also having an Aquarius venus he finds it hard to make connections sometimes. I was actually going to make another in depth post about it, but yeah if you’d like to know more let me know!

Hello Alice!!✨

Well i took a look and some aspects are really similar to what @whatudowhennooneseesyou said sometimes. From my point of view he really wants a soulmate, we even said this in another convos (on my profile, if you want to see, you can scroll down!). Back to the point, after some convos with anons and an analysis, i think that his soul’s longing is abou a soulmate, the person his soul calls. Yet i agree that sometimes he just want some love, physical intimacy, you know, feel loved and cared for.

I have some gossip about his relationships and they don’t tend to be healthy, like in the beginning it’s all flowers but then ???? I don’t know exactly what happens, but after reading both astrological analysis i believe that he idealize the relationship with the person and get frustrated when it isn’t like what he expected + the fact that deep down he will only can settle down with his soulmate. But doesn’t seem easy to him tho, looks like he always end in some sort of toxic relationship, like boy look at the mirror you deserve more YOU’RE PARK SEONGHWA!

i think he is very balanced both head and heart, doesn’t tend to be irresponsible and impulsive, but yet when he likes someone he tends to go a little blind. The problem is that everyone he have an some sort of relationship, he thinks is THE ONE, when is not, and then he frustrates himself when he realizes it. I swear i can see him like “okay that was the last one I won’t date again until the one appears” when he is at his lowest but then the sadness turn into angry and he just says “fuck it” and goes out there to have some …fun. But as Ruby said, doesn’t last too long because isn’t what he truly desires.

Beside what some people say about his xyz house in birth chart (I don’t understand) about him having tendencies to cheat, I disagree and make Ruby’s words mine. He is fucking romantic deep down. I think that his trouble with commitment is because what i said before: he always think he found the one when actually is just one more toxic relationship 🤡 so this way, he gets a little traumatized and in the end, can’t connect with a person who would treat him right, because he is used to toxicity, and a healthy thing would sounds so weird that he can’t go for it, the boy already got colorblind by the red flags. Btw you nailed in your analysis! I agree with everything you said about this topic

So when the right person comes to him, he might be the red flag one, not wanting something serious because “is going to be just like others”. He might can’t believe that actually the right person came and act like the fuckboy, i wish a lot of strength for his person. I think he will feel that this time it’s going to be different, but due his traumas and fear, he won’t accept it easily, but i think that once he realizes the truth, he’s going to change from the water to the wine. Fairytale romance, a lots of love and all!

I would love to discuss more, feel free to send me what you think in my asks or my dms! Thank you ✨🫶🏻

[edmunderson]

my dude for femboy friday. fashionwise, i leaned more towards fifth element's version of cyberpunk rather than cyberpunk 2077's. he really likes green :)

[sepiamestus]

Sum tpn edits !! :] ogs under the cut

[the-patrex]

I have seen a LOT of discourse about the finale so here is my final opinion on it: I Liked it I thought it was Very Bad

[whatudowhennooneseesyou]

I know this is an incredibly late response but thank you @kingsunboo because I didn't know 'Dahlia' before this post and I googled it and I low-key feel compliment and surprised because it's such a sexy song omg???

It's also so SLythering coded and I was like DAMN, I wonder what aspects of my personality inspired yo to pick that song?

what are songs you associate/represent your moots?

Hi, thank you for this! So the lyrics have nothing to do with said representing, I chose most of the songs based on style and feeling, however a couple are associated with certain moots* for a specific reason (I didn't pick every song like that bc I felt it'd be too predictable.) I LOVE all these songs so much so my apologies if they're not your taste. I'd also like to encourage anyone who wasn't tagged to send me an ask if you'd like a song! Because I wanted to tag more honestly but I didn't want this to be super long sorry for BLABBING 😭

@peachesandghosts - About Her - Malcolm McLaren

@labradorite-princess - Salty - The Boyz

@whatudowhennooneseesyou - Dahlia - Gidle

@pocketsizeddemon - Falling Down - Oasis

@softyfor-sweaterpaws - Hey You - MCND

@hallmarkecard - Hello Hello - B.I.G*

@petunia1622 - Piece of Peace - Jhope

@changguscomet - Heat Waves - Glass Animals

@zeegeetee - Jigsaw Falling Into Place - Radiohead

@iwasforceedagainstmywill - Double Talk - Emily Osment

@ktsphere - Oceans Burning - The Horrors

@coooooooooooooulson - Will You Be My Girlfriend - M.O.N.T*

@lovepin - Board it Up - Nekokat

@punktheatrics - Tell Me - JBJ95

@otterlyadorablebrit - Bonnie and Clyde - Big Japan

@sehnisweet - Banquet (Phones Disco edit) - Bloc Party

[whatsfourteenupto]

What if Ruby is actually Palpatine’s daughter.

[lonelygodscompanion]

i have to say it was a crazy move on russell's part to have ruby go through her own version of turn left/the girl who waited FOUR episodes into knowing the doctor

[redeemed-wren]

I'm hoping episode 3 let's Ruby see the dark side of the Doctor. I feel that adds a very important dynamic to a Doctor-companion relationship, when they see how dark he can be and still choose to travel with him early on.

Rose watching Nine drag Cassandra back to die. Eleven yelling at Amy "Nobody human has anything to say to me today!" Donna begging Ten to stop drowning the spider babies, and then again to go back and save someone in Pompeii.

Fifteen has been FUN and I know he can do emotional range, I've seen his fear and his tears already. But I want to see him dark, and I want to see Ruby respond to that. I think it would add a LOT of depth to their relationship and is something missing.

Plus showcasing the Doctor's flaws (selfishness) will make him a much more interesting character. I want to see some conflict between the Doctor and Ruby.

[goldenshornyjail]

Angry Lovin' 🍑

Ruby: (visiting Blake and Yang’s new house) Wow, Yang! This place is super nice!

Yang: Thanks, Rubes! Took me a while to come up with the materials to build, but construction was easy.

Ruby: Not too stressful?

Yang: Nope! Best part about working on building stuff. You can destroy wrecked materials to blow off some steam.

Ruby: Speaking of stress. How's Blake’s new job-?

Blake: (damn near kicks in the door, fuming in anger)

Ruby: (jumps in terror)

Yang: Hey, baby, how was work?

Blake: (huffing and puffing as she storms passed Yang and Ruby without so much as a second glance) Eat my ass!!!

Yang & Ruby: (watch as Blake slams the door to a room down the hall)

Yang: .......Well! (Slaps her hands on her knees as she gets off the couch) I better tend to that.

Ruby: (stares at Yang incredulously) How?! I've never seen Blake that mad in my life!!!

Yang: Easy. (Pulls a bandana out of her pocket and ties it around her neck like a bib) When a woman invites you to dine, you never refuse.

Ruby: (dies as she watches Yang strut nonchalantly to the room Blake disappeared into and slowly puts on a pair of headphones to drown out the noise) ......I need therapy.....

[foolishlyzephyrus]

shout out to the classic who fans that got it right, sutekh was the correct choice of who was coming back

[buzzbuzzbumbleby]

RWBY Escape Room Headcanons

ruby is the one who talks them into it

#teambonding

weiss whines at first but gets talked into it

blake is secretly SO EXCITED for it

she may be a smut connoisseur but she loves a good mystery

yang is the one who actually sets up the room and makes sure the waivers get done

it's not usually her thing but she just likes spending time with her team <3

"WAIVERS? what kind of death trap are we walking into??" "shut up Weiss and sign the form"

immediately once they're in the room, ruby starts figuring out where all the different mechanisms are

weiss is adamant that they're not using hints and walks around with a clipboard writing down all the information she can

they use 1 hint at the beginning but that's it

blake immediately starts figuring out parts of the puzzle after that and they start making progress

a mechanism breaks and Yang takes a stick or something and starts trying to shove it into the hole to fix it

IMMEDIATELY the intercom buzzes and they pause the time to come and fix it

yang's just going OOPSIESSSSSS

it's pretty much smooth sailing after that

Blake gets SUPER into it and figures out a ton of the puzzles

Ruby's running back and forth between chambers when a clue needs to be double checked

weiss is jotting down any important numbers and clues so they don't have to go back and forth

yang? best at reading out the instructions and cheers whenever anyone gets a puzzle solved

she kisses Blake when she figures out some super hard code for a safe

"I LOVE IT when you're nerdy"

they finish with like over a quarter of the time left because they're clever as fuck

bonus: the car ride home they get ice cream and fries

insert yang making a terrible joke about them being meddling kids

[cursedthing]

.oh yeah forgot to post these here