#fukurodani manager headcanons

[houseoftheanimefreak]

HAIKYUU SEXUALITY HEADCANONS

🦉 Fukurodani Edition 🦉

Washio Tatsuki: Gay. When I first sat down and decided to give most of these characters a sexuality headcanon, I saw him and my first thought was "yeah there is no way he is into women." So I cannot for the life of me see him as anything other than a functional gay man. He definitely thinks Konoha and Akaashi are very pretty. Also thinks that Inarizaki's #2 middle blocker is very handsome.

Sarukui Yamoto: Bisexual with a female preference. I honestly really ship him with Shirofuku and I have no idea why. I just went "they are totally dating" one day and it's kind of just stuck. But I can also see him getting together with Komi or even just another boy (on his team or not) in general. He's a bit of a bi disaster sometimes but he's mostly functioning. Totally refers to Shirofuku as his wife later in their relationship.

Bokuto Koutarou: Pansexual. Now I know what you're all probably thinking. And I'm not gonna lie and say you aren't right, but you're only half right. I can see Bokuto having the ability to love someone SO much. He loves anyone and everyone. Obviously has a thing for Akaashi but also thinks Konoha is very pretty and handsome. Thought Shirofuku was very beautiful when he saw her for the first time. Total b(romance) with Kuroo.

Akaashi Keiji: Pansexual. I am quite unsure why I think this label fits him so well. Obviously he has an thing for Bokuto, but I can also see him falling in love with Ennoshita or Konoha. Thinks Suzumeda is very pretty as a female and could see himself dating her if he felt any attraction towards her. He's still a bit unsure of his identity, but he likes the label pansexual so he sticks with it despite what anyone else says.

Konoha Akinori: Bisexual with no preference. So I sort of saw him as gay when I first started making headcanon lists. Then I started seeing the potential of him with girls and decided he would be bisexual. Now he has had crushes on every single one of his teammates, cause he just loves easily like that, but Washio, Komi and Akaashi are the only ones still going strong. Thinks the managers are too pretty for this world. Also thinks that Kai is very very handsome and that he wouldn't mind kissing him–

Onaga Wataru: Panromantic Asexual. Now he gives me the vibe of a sex repulsed asexual. He's still a bit nervous about the label though because it's all very new to him. Romantically, I can see him be interested in everyone on the team at least once. Definitely nursed a puppy crush on Bokuto during his first few months as a first year. Thinks Akaashi is very pretty (like everyone else though for real). He thinks Washio is so goddamn handsome it is not even funny, like holy shit please praise his blocks more–

Komi Haruki: Pansexual. Can and will hit on anything that doesn't say no. He's always on the lookout for somebody to love. Has the tiniest little crush on Konoha. Appreciates the fact that both Washio and Bokuto can bench press him with those tree trunks they have for arms. Thinks Onaga is cute but like in a boyish way. Probably had a puppy crush on Suzumeda in their first year after he saw her giggle at something stupid Bokuto did.

Suzumeda Kaori: Straight Asexual. Now contrary to what the rest of the fandom headcanons her as, I just cannot see her crushing on any girls. I also see her as sex repulsed like Onaga, hence her joking with the team about how her and Onaga are the team's "real aces". She's very supportive of her teammates and will punch someone out if they give her team any trouble.

Shirofuku Yukie: Straight. Now I would be lying if I said shipping her with Sarukui had nothing to do with if, but similarly to Suzumeda I just cannot see her being interested in other girls at all. She's very comfortable with herself and her identity and is very supportive of the rest of the team. She does think Bokuto is cute, but in a "not attracted to you" kind of way. Probably dated a boy or two in junior high before Sarukui.

[4unnyr0se]

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ :haikyuu masterlist: :;

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ fics | smut

❥ nepenthe | kotaro bokuto

➥ bokuto's in a slump because he's missing all his spikes, and the only person who can cheer him up is msby's prettiest manager

❥ meddle about | kenma kozume

➥ kenma is forced to attend a work-related party. he runs into a model that works closely with lev, and she's into him

❥ que linda | shoyo hinata

➥ homesick, hinata jumps on the first plane to japan and hits up his old manager that he had a massive tiny crush on

❥ elysian | koshi sugawara

➥ sugawara and the art teacher bond over cleaning up glue and macaroni, which blossoms into something more

❥ ohmami | hajime iwaizumi

➥ iwaizumi runs into his high school best friend at the gym he works at, and it's too dark for her to walk back home all by herself. so obviously he's a gentleman and drives her

❥ moth to a flame | toru oikawa

➥ oikawa hates ushijima with every bone in his body. turns out his ex-girlfriend feels the same way. why make him furious by making a sex tape?

❥ shameless | kei tsukishima

➥ you and tsukishima have been enemies since high school. you enroll in sendai university thinking that you have finally escaped him and his stupid good looks. you were wrong.

❥ apple cider | tobio kageyama

➥ tobio is failing his biology class, specifically struggling with the human anatomy unit. who's better than to tutor him than the annoyingly smart hot nerd girl?

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ fics | fluff

❥ young love at fukurodani | kotaro bokuto

➥ boktuo and his schoolboy crush

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ drabbles | smut

❥ tsukishima plays the waiting game | part i | part ii |

➥ tsukishima has a crush, but he bides his time

❥ tsukishima and asphyxiation

➥ tsukishima's little girlfriend likes his hands around her neck

❥ kuroo as your boss

➥ kuroo and his sexy new employee

❥ matching with haikyuu captains on tinder | part i | part ii | part iii | part iv |

➥ captains match with you on tinder

❥ pretty and possessive

➥ possessive! oikawa meets you at a party

❥ eat it from the back!

➥ kenma and akaashi eat it from the back

❥ til your teeth rot!

➥ how akaashi, osamu, kenma, and bokuto eat it

❥ morning breath

➥ morning sex with kenma and suna

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ drabbles | multiple | smut

❥ caught ya!

➥ catching you masturbating

❥ fuckin with the pretty setter squad | part i

➥ how the members of the pretty setter squad fuck

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ smau | smut

❥ spicy insta post reaction | part i | part ii |

➥ reacting to you posting a spicy pic on insta

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ headcanons | smut

❥ yuu nishinoya & morisuke yaku

➥ sfw & nsfw

❥ tobio kageyama

➥ sfw & nsfw

[loveephia]

Hi! I hope you are doing well 🩷

I love your works!!

If you take requests, could you do the headcanons for "being Fukurodani's pretty manager" ??

you as fukurodani's beautiful manager.

content: (🦷) tooth-rotting fluff, reader is akaashi's cousin, reader is as pretty as kiyoko shimizu and alisa haiba, you're a second year here, bokuto kinda likes you, quite long.

⚠ warning/s: none.

note: ENJOY READING ANON AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REQ!!! :DDD maybe i should work on a karasuno ver. and aoba johsai ver. too..

inarizaki ver. | nekoma ver. | shiratorizawa ver. | aoba johsai ver.

goodnight and goodbye

yukie and kaori were searching hardcore for a new manager to take over because they were both in their third year, and soon enough, they'll be graduating

and you just so happened to stumble into the third year's classroom while carrying the teacher's papers

yukie and kaori's mind SYNCED at the sight of you.

"of course, akaashi's cousin! why didn't we think of that before?" kaori scream-whispered to yukie

so now, here you are, at the gym entrance with yukie and kaori by your side

akaashi perks his brow before asking, "y/n, what are you doing here?"

"yukie promised me a supply of lemon bread if i became your guys' manager." you simply answered as yukie brought up two thumbs up in confirmation

"our y/n is going to be super helpful, no?" kaori said, placing both her palms on your shoulders

"no way, y/n will be our manager?!" bokuto exclaimed, having just entered the gymnasium

you turned around and smiled gleefully. "hello, kō!"

bokuto's heart pounds at the given nickname. "hey, hey!" he greets

you already knew the members, and they knew you too! you actually came by the gym often to drop something off for akaashi

konoha really likes you, like really

washio just deadpans because there's nothing much to say between you two.

you think sarukui is pretty fun to be with!!

haruki likes to joke around with you :3

wataru's like the fourth manager because hE'S VERY HARDWORKING FROM WHAT YOU'VE SEEN

oh dear, if only you knew how much stress they'd cause you while on trial.

there's SO.. SO SO SO MANY STRAYS..

this is more cardio than you'll ever get in PE

"i want to quit..!" you thought, picking up one ball after another

"hey, y/n!" bokuto calls out, and you look up at him

he does a little finger heart with one hand, and your stomach is just filled with little butterflies from the silly encouragment

you return the finger heart with a bashful expression, and bokuto smiles all giddily

akaashi just stands in the middle of the gym, contemplating anything and everything.

"y/n -> bokuto = bokuto & akaashi = in-laws."

i mean.

akaashi doesn't mind since bokuto is a great guy, and he'd much rather you be engaged to his best friend than anyone else right now

but still.

"i need to sit down.." akaashi mutters as sarukui laughs at him

© lowercase intended | loveephia

[thefourthwifeoftengenuzui]

May I please ask for headcanons Aoba Johsai with a manager whose skilled with archery and sharpshooting please

Yes of course! Sorry for the wait I was working on a Rindou piece and my physics exam. It’s like 3Am right now, but I still want to finish this for you boo. Thanks again For requesting Anon, if you like this, don’t forget to like and ask if you have any other ideas. Also, you didn’t specify which you wanted, so this can be interpreted as romantic or platonic. Status: unedited

warnings: crackfic, bad grammar, cursing, violence, oikawa exists, oikawa slander, color coded characters, reader is a whole ass menace, mentions of vaping

🩵🤍Aoba Josai With a Sharpshooter/ Archer Manager🤍🩵

As a Team (platonic)

Oikawa, Iwazumi, Kunimi, Kiyotani, Kindaichi, Matsukawa, you

My first thought when I looked at this post was simple. How many times and we hit oikawa in the head. Everything else kinda spiraled from there. Just imagine being able to do that shit with pinpoint accuracy, and when he turns around to see who did it, be like the gremlin chick from hotel transilivania and be like ,” I didn’t do that”. And then he proceeds to blame Iwa, and pure unrefined chaos erupts from there. *clears throat and sips matcha* good shit

But on a more serious note, these boys are completely ready to take full advantage of your skills. Remember when oikawa sprained his ankle? Guess who had to replicate his serves instead so they could practice receives. That’s right, you. And your aim is a little too good sometimes (Kindiachi has been hit in the face) but they honestly don’t care, they just looking to get practice in, and maybe a few tips here and there for aiming.

But that’s just during their practice. During your archery or other practice. Oh my god. Imagine having like 12 annoying older brothers. Like both Archery and Sharpshooting are pretty quiet sports. But with these mfs at your practice? Oh dear lord. These gon be the most obnoxiously loud humans to walk the planet (3rd only to Fukurodani and Kurasuno). Imagine with me. It’s so silent you can hear a pin drop. You’re trying to concentrate before you’re pulling back your string. You take a deep breath and just as you’re about to let go- “WOOOOOOOO THATS MY LIL SISSSSSS/BROOOO!!!” “SHUT UP SHITTY KAWA!THEY NEED TO FOCAS!” “HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IWA!?” “YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH AN DUMBASS!” “IF YALL DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP ILL SHUT YOU UP MYSELF” yeah they’re THAT kind of sports parents. They got kicked out last time :)

I just know yall have made oikawa put an apple on his head and see if you can hit his head. Ofc you can, but it’s funnier hitting him with the Velcro arrows and watching him rip his hair out, and ruining it for the day (his fangirls hated you for that lol.)

I just KNOW that the other teams got some crazy ass conspiracies about you. They call you the Seijo Assassin, and that you kill the best players of the opposing team, and they never find the bodies. And tbh it was probably oikawa who started it, to get back at you for getting Velcro stuck in his hair. So while you’re just as hot as kiyoko, everyone is terrified of you, and are only referring to you as L/n-sama (even though you’re only a second year.). I swear to fuck hinata pissed himself when tsukki told the team about you.

also yall know the sharpshooter shaving cream balloon prank thingy? I know damn well the whole team is having a competition for who can do it best. Like it’s literally so funny, especially when someone not on the team gets hit. Like I know oikawa has accidentally hit the coach with one of those. Do with this information what you will.

Individuals: Could be romantic or platonic, either way fits (though both are seriously on crack.)

Somehow or someway, Oikawa will convince you to be his bodyguard. And not even like paying you money. Just like a, “ YoU wOnT wALk yOuR pOor dEfEnSLeSS FRiEnD tO cLAss? WhAt iF my FAnGirlS Kidnap MeEEEEE?!” “yep.” “Do you even Love Meeeeeee!?” “Nope.” “…I’ll pay you~” “pay me what?” “Food~” “DONE!” *throws chair out window* yeah y’all’s relationship is pretty much just blitz and stolas in the loo loo land episode. Like when Stolas was just walking while Blitz is pretending to be Batman, lurking in the shadows and pointing a gun at anything with a pulse? Yeah that’s you two walking around the school, except with a nerf gun instead.

oh and you know the team jackets? He bought you yours. But not just any jacket oh no. Yours is special. He payed extra to have it say, “The Seijo Assasin; Oikawa’s bobyguard.” He also might have gotten it in 4xl because he doesn’t know your size, but still wants it to be way to big on you so he can make fun of you. He’s an ass.

Iwazumi is much nicer on the other hand. He (regardless of if it’s platonic or romantic,) is all about helping you carry your stuff. He doesn’t even ask either, he just kinda picks it up and does it. He says it isn’t a big deal, and that you’re carrying enough with your archery equipment anyway, and that he needs the weight training anyway. Def the kinda guy to use your backpack as a dumbbell and use it to lift while y’all in the hall.

I know y'all have a running competition on who can hit oikawa in the head the most. Body shots are one point, head shots are worth 2, and the groin is worth 3, especially if he’s being creepy to someone. The score is currently 34-31, slightly in your favor. Whoever hits him the least by the end of the month has to buy the winner ramen. Oikawa doesn’t approve of this game, and ends up attempting to bump everything back your way. But on the bright side, it’s a good way to scare off his fangirls :).

Kunimi just kinda vibes with you. Like he doesn’t really acknowledge much of what you do, just kinda goes like, “ oh so that’s why you were so good at that. I just thought you hated oikawa. Anyway can I have your Chez-its?” Yeah my boy don’t care enough, but he cute so yeah.

also I just know this mf, plays Fortnite and vapes blue raspberry burst. Do with that what you will. ( to be clear, I wouldn’t ever vape, i just know he does, and honestly had to look up what flavors there are.

The honesty biggest thing you do that impresses him is the whole good aim card slicey thingy. Idk man, he just seems like he would be good at that, and would try to fight you on it.

Despite everything, Kyotani is actually relatively nice to you? Or at least as nice as he can be. His version of nice is avoiding you like the plague, cause he’s scared you’ll be scared of him. He actually really likes you and wants an excuse to talk to you. So what does he do? Asks you to help him aim while spiking, so that he can use his strength more efficiently. He actually is pretty patient with your teaching, and genuinely respects you enough to take your advice. ( tell him to shower pls, I can smell him through the screen, luv him though)

He also uses a whole bottle of axe body spray every time he walks out of the house . Be careful not to get too close to him. Please find someone strong, or stupid enough to bully him out of it, for the sake of the teams lungs🙏

Kindaichi is probably the only person on the team who still calls you Y/n- senpai. He’s way too precious. That being said, he still did give you a twenty if you hit kageyama with a vollyball during warmups. He may be nice, but he mad petty. And $20 is $20 man

Matsukawa is definitely a COD type of guy. He knows a lot about guns. Bond over that (then give me his number pls)

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Thanks for reading, sorry the last part was rushed, I am just not feeling it rn. If y’all liked this make sure to follow, Like, and request something of your own. I literally have nothing else to do. Love y’all sm, peace

-joden

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

🎉2k Celebration Headcanons🎉

Being Fukurodani’s Manager

⭐️ Manager Glow Up Edition ⭐️

Fukurodani x gender neutral manager

Warnings: none

A/N: This was the winning team and scenario for the 2k celebration headcanons! I apologize for taking literally 7 years to get this out but please accept my apologies 🥺

What a team to have a glow up in 😅

Honestly you do know who the teams ace is right Yn?

You wouldn’t be trying to steal Bokuto’s thunder now would you be 👀

I mean, even if you were, you’ve earned the right YN

You are the teams precious baby manager 🥹

Literally the teams pride and joy

You are a second year just like Akaashi and boy are you loved

Literally these boys and girls do anything and everything to protect their precious YN

Konoha has said several times that no one is good enough to breath the air of THEIR YN

Now you never really paid much mind to these idiots

Because, well you were busy with other things

Bokuto…. Always Bokuto 🙄

Anyways what I’m getting at is that you deserve so much YN

And thankfully I, your fairy godmother, am here to give it to you 🧚🏻‍♀️

You see, summer break is coming up and while the boys are busy practicing, you are busy doing other things 👀

You ended up taking a two week vacation to visit family, much to the contest of the team

Bokuto 👉🏻 cried like he was never going to see you again 😭

Akaashi 👉🏻 *internally screaming*

Kaori and Yukie 👉🏻 sad because now they have to deal with Bokuto for 2 whole weeks

Saru and Konoha 👉🏻 trying to figure out how to get you to stay

Washio and Komi 👉🏻 apologizing because they know you desperately need and deserve a break

Nevertheless, you manage to escape and head on your two week vacay

Bokuto texts you the entire time telling you how he misses you

Akaashi takes Bokutos phone and apologizes to you profusely for bothering you 📱

However while you are away, some things change 👀

It seems our sweet little Yn has had a massive glow up while away and boy am I excited 🤩

Now you really don’t think you’ve changed that much but trust me, you have

You changed your hair, got some new clothes, found a magic elixir to clear your skin

Heck I think you might have even grown YN 😱

Don’t come for me, I swear you kids grow like weeds when you are teens!

Whatever the case, you’ve definitely changed YN!

And oh boy I’m excited to see our favorite little owls reactions 😍

When you showed up to practice you walked in and immediately went about your business

Washio and Konoha 👉🏻😐🤨

They have no clue who you are

“Hey Akaashi did we get a new manager?”Kumi says coming up behind Akaashi

“I’ve never seen that person before. Maybe they’re lost?” Onaga adds

Akaashi studies you while Yukie and Kaori approach

“Hey do you know who that is?” Komi asks as the girls who look in your direction

Just as they look, it registers with Akaashi

Like a literal slap in the face, his brain has awoken!

Too bad he realizes too late to stop the riot that’s about to incite 🙃

“Wait is that-?” Konoha says, studying you

“Holy crap, YN???” Saru yells as you turn your head and smile at the team

“Oh hey guys,” you say 🥰👋🏻

Rip to Fukurodani, you’ve served us well 🫡

“YN?? Is that really you??” Komi questions, slowly approaching you like you might not be real

“Umm yes, I think so???” You say confused

Please they have you wondering if it’s actually you 😭

Because like why are they acting this way

“You’ve changed,” Washio says bluntly

“Oh yeah, I guess I’ve changed a little but it’s only been two weeks guys,” you say, confused and secretly planning your escape to look the mirror

“Wow YN, you look��” Yukie starts to say

But unfortunately, she didn’t get to finish because a certain someone interrupted

You see, a very important person was missing from the newly revealed YN

“HEY HEY HEY everybody! YN comes back today!!!” Bokuto screeches as he throws open the doors to the gym

Everyone just waits in silence because they all wanna see his reaction

“Hey Bo! I missed you!” You sing as Bokuto stops, studying you from head to toe

“Who are you?” He asks 🤨

You 👉🏻😐

Well now you really need to look in a mirror

“Bokuto, it’s YN,” Akaashi says coming up next to you

Bokuto rn 👉🏻😐🤨

“That’s not YN Akaashi,” Bokuto says staring at you

“It’s really Yn Bokuto,” Komi says coming up next to you

You 👉🏻🙂

Bokuto 👉🏻😐😑

“Very funny guys, great joke. I think I’d recognize my second favorite person in the entire world” Bokuto says, laughing as he walks past you

Sorry Yn, spot #1 is reserved for Akaashi 💅

You sigh, knowing exactly what to say to Bokuto

“Whose the best ace in the entire world?” You say, mentally rolling your eyes that it’s come to this

Bokuto stops and turns 👀

“Everyone knows that,” he says as you stand there, again rolling your eyes

“You’re better than Ushiwaka because you beat Tsukki like a million times in 2 on 2,” you say as Akaashi smirks

Bokuto 👉🏻😐😱

“HOLY CRAP YN??” he screams as you turn and smile

“That’s what made you realize it was Yn?” Konoha asks

“Yn you look so good!! Wait- why did you change?? YN did you get a partner??” Bokuto says, deflation eminent

Akaashi 👉🏻👀 YN choose your words carefully please I BEG

“Bo, no! I just needed a little a change. I’ll admit I didn’t think I changed that much but I guess I did!” You say, beaming as the entire team swoons over you

Literally they didn’t think you could get any cuter 🥰

However what Fukurodani fails to realize is that your glow up would affect more than just them…

You see, with the training camp coming up at Shinzen, a whole new problem arises

And you see, these dummies don’t realize how much your glow up will affect literally every other team at the camp

It actually doesnt register until they arrive at camp and get off the bus

And it actually hits Konoha first

He’s helping you unload the bus all while the other teams stand around, staring at you

Konoha rn 👉🏻😐🤨😳

Crap crap CRAP

“Akaashi! AKAASHI!” he whisper yells as Akaashi turns to look at him

“Look!” He says pointing to the gaggling bunch of guys staring at their amazing manager

Akaashi 👉🏻😐😳

Please Akaashi knows you can handle yourself but he is still so protective of you

I mean, you are literally a key to Bokuto’s success and those an irreplaceable member of the Fukurodani team

You continue to unload the bus, oblivious to the men now fuming behind you

Akashi and Konoha are GLARING at the guys staring at you

Tanaka and Noya have nothing on these two petty bbys

When you finally turn around, you sense the tension

“Hey what’s going on?” You say as Komi quickly pulls you away stating he needs help with some ridiculous task

“Wow YN really… changed?” Kuroo says smirking

“Stay away from YN, Kuroo…” Akashi growls as Konoha backs him up

Kuroo throws his hands up, smirking as he walks away 😏

As the camp progresses, you notice a lot of the boys being extremely nice and helpful

“Hey Yn let me carry that for you!” Tanaka says as you smile

“Oh thank you! You are such a sweetheart!” You say as Tanaka gushes 😍

Meanwhile, Washio is standing behind you, glaring at the bald spiker

Please these guys are all so protective of their bby yn 🥺

But it doesn’t stop there

“Watch out Yn!” Someone screams as you turn to see a ball flying at your head

You duck before the ball is immediately snatched up by Ogano, Shinzen’s captain

“Oh Ogano, thank you!” You say as he smiles at you, extending his hand to you

“You ok YN?” He asks as he pulls you up, hand lingering in yours

Akaashi, Komi and Saru instantly see you but their eyes don’t go to you oh no no no

rather to a certain owl haired boy 👀

Bokuto is watching your interaction with Ogano, confused as to why the other captain is so attentive to you

Bokuto has noticed the other teams paying extra attention to you as well

At first, he thought it was because you were so helpful but that couldn’t be it because the other managers were just as helpful

By then he notices how Ogano’s hand lingers longer in yours 😳

Akaashi, Komi and Saru rn 👉🏻👀🍿

But before anything can happen, you simply thank Ogano and walk away

Bokuto shook his head, a little confused but still thinking about your interaction with the other captain as well as the looks given by the other teams

“YN come practice with me!” Bokuto cries as you roll your eyes

“Bo, I need to help everyone else!” You say

“Actually taking Bokuto would be a big help YN,” Konoha says

“See YN- hey wait a minute?!?” Bokuto glares are Konoha

You 👉🏻😐🙄 come on Idiot

“Hey wait up!” Kuroo said, following you

You turn, seeing the giant captain running towards you as you beam at him

“Kuroo would you like to join us?” You say as Kuroo smirks

“Of course, I would never turn down the company of someone so pretty,” he says winking at you

You blush profusely as Bokuto glares at Kuroo

Please Akaashi is RUNNING 🏃‍♂️ Ukai Style 👇🏻

“Come on Yn! I’ll help you,” he says as he pulls you two towards the 3rd gym

Leaving Bokuto to GLARE daggers into Kuroo

During your practice, Tsukishima joins again, causing Bokuto even more grief

“Akaashi, have you noticed everyone staring at YN?” He finally asks

Akaashi knew this was coming but he’s cautious about how he answers it

“I mean, Bokuto haven’t you noticed?” Akaashi asks

Bokuto 👉🏻:D noticed what???

“Oh for gods sakes Bokuto, YN got like super hot!” Kuroo shouts, finally putting it out into the world for all the hear

Akaashi 👉🏻😐🤦🏻‍♂️

Kuroo 👉🏻😏

Tsukishima 👉🏻👀

You 👉🏻👁️👄👁️

Bokuto looks from you to Kuroo and back again

Then the lightbulb finally goes on

“OH MY GOD EVERYONE HAS BEEN HITTING ON YN!?!” he screams

“I mean do you really blame us Bokuto?” Kuroo asks

“WELL NO BUT STOP IT!” He shouts

“You want us to stop being nice to Yn? Sounds kind of mean Bokuto,” Kuroo says with a smirk

“THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT! AAAAKKKKAAAASSSHHHHHIIIIIII!” Bokuto screams as you sigh

“YN do me a favor please?” Akaashi asks before going to tame the untamable

“Sure Akaashi,” you respond sweetly

“Don’t have a glow up again until Bokuto graduates,” he says as you just nod

You 👉🏻🫡 aye aye captain

[kimbapisnotsushi]

here are some more miscellaneous post-ts headcanons but this time we're not going pro teams we're taking a walk on the side of your average working adult let's go!!

okay let's be real do we REALLY think lev is in charge of his own social media accounts bc i feel like that's a dumpster fire waiting to happen

i'm going to say yes because it's funny as hell

he tweets things like "lol i worked with [insert older veteran actor here] today i had no idea he was such an asshole" and gets frantic phone calls from the pr team like three seconds after posting

his instagram is also full of like. really blurry casual pics and just doesn't look professionally curated at all but the fans love him for it

i'm actually super curious as to whether he gets typecasted a lot and if so i'd love to know what it is

i want to say goofy comic relief side character?? so when he gets selected for a serious drama role nobody is expecting him to blow it out of the water but he does!!!!!!

also another thing lev does that gives his pr team a heart attack is when he posts anything vaguely related to his love life. which funnily enough are the only quality non-shitposts he does himself

like you've got the aesthetic silhouettes against a wall, the hands intertwined on a candlelit table, the vague tweets of "so lucky to wake up next to you. wish it would never end <3" and everyone's going WILD trying to figure out who it is

(and, well, nobody is going to notice shibayama yuuki liking the posts amidst all the other pro volleyball players who do, right?)

shirabu's got a rep in med school for having the worst fucking bedside manner of all time

well not really i think he's like. the kind where fellow/older colleagues and such judge him for it and they think that he could stand to be a LITTLE bit nicer but if he works with kids or whatever i bet the kids would actually really like him.

he's dry and straightforward and calm and takes them seriously and treats them like adults. the only thing he does to baby them is dumb down the medical jargon into an explanation they can actually understand

ugh shirabu actually makes me really soft for what an asshole he is

oh but if you're a bitch ass bastard for no reason he'll try to be as snarky as he can be without like. getting reported to hr or whatever

sorry i know this probably isn't how medical professionalism works irl once again i just think it'd be really funny

also can i just say that i think it's the funniest fucking thing that komi became an actor. like where the hell did THAT come from

i feel like he got thrust into doing a role for a class play during cultural festival season and got hooked on it probably? because literally when else would he have the time to get into/practice that kind of shit

that's probably a fun fact he drops during a magazine interview or something LMAAAAO

"yeah volleyball practice took up most of my time, and i never really thought about doing anything else. but then things changed in my third year of high school when i got cast for cinderella . . ."

speaking of fukurodani. yukie and kaori my beloveds

i skipped out on them during my managers post which i regret deeply and dearly so here they are!!

full disclaimer i don't know how sports promoters actually work i'm assuming they promote whatever sports games they are assigned instead of just sticking to one sport only? which means that whenever kaorie gets her hands on something that isn't volleyball she gets a dozen texts from bokuto moaning about betrayal and treason and all that

when kaori gets with someone she meets through work (so someone on a pro sports team) the rest of fukurodani are like "okay but he's a BASEBALL PLAYER" as if being a baseball player is the most atrocious thing a person could be

kaori's like "guys come ON i told him all of you were cool!" and everyone's like "now why in the world would you tell him that"

yukie has a decently popular cooking channel that is loved not for her yummy recipes or her aesthetic filming but because none of her kitchenware matches

she just collects whatever she likes + a bunch of shit that's been gifted to her and while it should make her kitchen look cluttered it's all just very cozy and lived-in

like. all her pots and pans are different colors and themes. no pair of chopsticks are the same. she has a ladle shaped like a dinosaur and a teapot glazed with magnolias on the side

her recipes DO slap tho she and osamu collab a lot

UGH i love them living nice fulfilling adult lives i wish that were me

[miruac]

HAIKYUU MASTERLIST

NEKOMA

dating kozume kenma(timeskip)

dating kozume kenma headcanons | (part 2)

dating kuroo tetsurou(timeskip)

manager! oc x nekoma headcanons

KARASUNO

dating tsukishima kei(timeskip)

SEIJOH

dating oikawa tooru(timeskip)

dating iwaizumi hajime(timeskip)

INARIZAKI

dating osamu miya(timeskip)

FUKURODANI

dating akaashi keiji(timeskip)

[stars-and-cows]

Okayyyy, I'm here to ask about Haikyuu. I'll ask the same questions, but change them just a tad bit.

What's your favorite ship? If you don't have one, favorite duo? Maybe trio?

If you were forced to become a manager for a team, which one would it be?

Of course, the classic question. Favorite character(s)? Top 5 if you don't have just one. (They're just loveable ya know.)

Subbed or dubbed? (If you've seen the anime.)

If dubbed, what's your favorite translation/joke? If you watched subbed, tell me your favorite joke/gag in general.

Favorite Haikyuu girl?

Favorite headcanon(s)?

Bonus: What's your favorite Haikyuu fandom joke???

Really curious! :0

OOOOO THANKSSS

1. Kuroken/Kagehina but I'm a multishipper so I love most of the ships

2. Definitely Fukurodani. I would love to memorize all of Bokuto's weaknesses. I like challenges

3. Hinata is my fav<3 I indentify with a bright ball of gremlin+sunshine energy. But also Goshiki, Kita and Fukunaga cuz I like obscure characters (And yes they are all oh so lovable)

4. I watched the anime like 10 times already. 5 of them were with polish subs, 2 times with english dub and the rest was English sub. I plan on watching it with Spanish sub too cuz I'm learning Spanish

5. For dub: "TIME'S OVER LOVEBIRDS" + "He's like a horny tornado •-•"

For general it's: The bathroom song + Tendou songs

6. KANOKA<3333 I kinda hate how she's just used as a "girl has a crush on a boy" but other than that she's just very fun to watch

7. For headcanons I have a lot!! Mainly for time-skip! Not including the ones that are because of my au: Kageyama is autistic, Hinata dated a lot in Brazil, Nishinoya is bi and

This meaning what it sounds like it means

8. Ushijima being very VERY clueless about anything other than volleyball. Even more than Hinata and Kageyama. It just fits him so much and I love the "looks scary, is soft"

Once again, thaaaankssss

[princess-of-inarizaki]

Hi! Can I pls request Inarizaki shiratorizawa and fukurodani having a female chaotic/crackhead manager that has heterochromia where her eyes really pretty and she has two eye colors, one blue one green and how they would simp and react on it

Oh myyy this is an adorable request!! Some of my favourite characters have Heterochromia, this is just perfect hahaha (this stayed in my drafts for soooo long)

Heterochromia; a condition in which a person has two different coloured eyes.

Examples of characters with heterochromia (aaahh I just wanted to attach a few pictures of my favourite babies)

Aaah alright let's get started then.

With a manager who has heterochromia.

Characters: Fukurodani, Shiratorizawa

Warnings: none.

Fukurodani

Our little owl babies CANNOT stop staring at your eyes. They think it's the prettiest things they've ever seen, and the moment they look at you, they low-key just cannot look away.

Bokuto calls your eyes "pretty gems" and staring at them effectively pulls him out of an emo mood.

He just holds your shoulders on both sides, leans down to look at you, and stares. And suddenly he's all happy again :D

Akaashi is ready to marry you like ten times a day. When you look at him while you're talking, he's barely listening because he's just drinking in your pretty appearance and gentle features.

Y/n: Akaashi-kun, the coach has asked us to practice hard, because we might be having a practice match later—

Akaashi, internally: pretty 🤩🤩

I also think he writes random small poems about you, which started at first, with how intrigued he was by your pretty bi-coloured eyes.

But now these poems are just plainly about you, not just your eyes, he's whipped for you through and through.

Konoha really like bragging to the other teams they practice with, and sometimes even bets with them. He's cute like that ;-;

Konoha: bet you guys don't have a manager with two different coloured eyes.

Other team dude: stop kidding dude. 50 bucks if you do.

Konoha whilst, smirking at you: you'll never fucking believe this ;)

But in general, they just really think you're gorgeous, especially when you smile.

Shiratorizawa

Ooh the owl babies 🥺🥺 they'd be a bit more chill and low-key than Fukurodani, but don't be fooled, they're still so mesmerized by your pretty eyes.

Toshi really just wants to know as much about heterochromia as he can. Loves hearing you talk about genetics, and all those sciency stuff :3

I truly do think Tendō would be a PRECIOUS photographer, because he knows all the best shots to make your eyes sparkle and posts them on his Instagram feed.

Tendō: manager-chan!! smile for me !!

You: :D

And he comes up with the corniest captions too. Like “my little Todoroki” (because Tendō is definitely an otaku u can FIGHT ME ON THIS BRO)

Semi, much like Akaashi, writes songs about you, and a lot of the lyrics are focused on your eyes.

He's often just pulling your chin up so you're facing him and he just stares owo. like how can one person be so damn beautiful??

Definitely helps you experiment with eye-makeup!!

Goshiki, aaa our flustered little smol bean. He's usually soft when it comes to you, but since he's pretty clumsy and forgetful, he's learned to beware of your gaze.

Knows how to read it perfectly. Tiny squint? you're mad. Eyebrows raised? amused. Eyes hooded? upset and probably hiding something. Eyes twitching?? RUN.

Goshiki: uh— y/n-senpai, are you okay?

You, eyes twitching: what the fuck did you say? :D

Shirabu would probably be the most unbothered out of the bunch, and would most probably tease you about it.

Has a bunch of cute nicknames, like "halfie" or "miss matched" because he's cute like that 🙄

He's trying his best to flirt, leave him alone 😭

In general, the boys have their special quirks with you and it gets better because of the pretty genetic quirk you have!!

From the professor: AHHH I know I've been so so inactive these past month (year??) idk bro xD but I seriously thank u for sticking around <3 I'm hopefully planning an event for when I reach a milestone, so please look forward xx

Also: Atsumu anon come home I miss you 🥺🥺 or if anyone would wanna be my Tooru anon that'd be rly cute too uwu

Taglist: @k-sakusa-old @dai-tsukki-desu @tilli-san (I kinda lost most of my taglist so please tell me if you want to be included!!)

[rae-is-typing]

Haikyuu!! Masterlist

Karasuno

Headcanons: Being Asahi’s crush part one, part two, part three, part four

Description: the new foreign exchange student catches the ace’s eye

Pairings: karasuno vbc (volleyball club) x reader, asahi azumane x reader

Warnings: social faux pas, oikawa, sexual harassment, reader gets hit with a volleyball because this wouldn't be haikyuu headcanons without that

Word count:  about 1.8k for each part :)

Social Media AUs:

In which Hinata is a Blabbermouth

Description: Hinata spills the beans about you and Iwaizumi

Pairings: platonic!karasuno x manager!Ukai!reader, romantic iwaizumi x reader

Warnings: threatened violence, chaotic suga

Image count: 9

Fukurodani

Social Media AU: In which your secret is revealed

Description: You’re dating Kuroo. Everyone on the Fukurodani Volleyball Team knows. Everyone except Bokuto...

Pairings: Platonic!Fukurodani x manager!reader, romantic!kuroo x reader

Warnings: Sad bokuto

Image count: 10

Social Media AUs

In which they accidentally confess

Karasuno

Daichi, Suga, Asahi, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi, Yachi, Kiyoko, Tsukishima Akiteru

Seijoh

Iwaizumi, Oikawa

Shiratorizawa

Ushijima, Tendou, Semi, Shirabu

Date Tech

Futakuchi, Koganegawa, Aone

Nekoma

Alisa Haiba, Kuroo, Kenma, Shibayama

Fukurodani

Akaashi, Bokuto, Yukie, Kaori

[denkiillgetmochiwyou]

𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 - 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

-> first year (gn) manager reader meeting childhood friend/middle school friend at a volleyball tournament

warnings: none

teams: shiratorizawa, aoba johsai, fukurodani, karasuno, nekoma, inarizaki

a/n: i know nekoma’s one isn’t a volleyball tournament but close enough right-

shiratorizawa

of course you went to middle school with the little orange haired jumpy boy :/

the team is kinda shook

like 1 you know this kid? and 2 you played volleyball??

you bet tendous gonna be whining like why didnt you tell them

"youre supposed to tell your senpais everything y/n-chan!"

"i dont think thats how it works-"

you probably stopped because of an injury or smth but hinata was so glad you encouraged his dream

just two little sunshines interacting while their teams are like *surprised pikachu face* in the background

ushijima doesnt really care

just continues his warm ups they still have a game to play

goshiki thinks your pretty cool

like he already did but now that he finds out you play too?? awesome

reon and yamagata are kinda just enjoying how energetic you are

practices can be rough poor babys need a break :((

semi has to be the one to drag you away so they can play

hes usually weak to your pout but coach is about to yell and nobody wants that

aoba johsai

oikawa is fucking mad

you know someone from shiratorizawa?? no you dont!

"tsutomu-kun is nice though?"

"youre on a first name basis?!" cue dramatic cries

iwa had to smack some sense into him

the other boys dont really care that much

they cant control who youre friends with

hanamaki and matsukawa definitely asked if you were more than friends tho

"are you sure hes not your boyfriend?"

"i dont have a boyfriend!" >:( you werent happy they pointed out you were single

in the end though youre still their manager

you care about the team a lot and they realise this when you comfort them after their loss instead of talking with goshiki like you said you would

although you both had wanted to hang out you postponed

"let me treat you this time, oikawa-senpais pockets must hurt!"

they eventually let you take them out

cried harder that day knowing that you had their backs

big softies

fukurodani

yukie and kaori were the first to notice

like why were you waving at the itachiyama team???

since when did you suddenly know people

a minute ago you were hiding within the teams circle and now you were interacting with the brooding male in the corner

bokuto literally thought you were lost when he turned and you werent rhere

"agaaaaashi! we lost y/n-chan again!"

"they're over there bokuto-sa- what do you mean again?"

nervous sweating

anyways

turns out the itachiyama spiker and libero duo were your cousins who you went to middle school with

team were so surprised

bokuto wanted all sakusas stats well akaashi asked but now bo was curious

"thats an unfair advantage over kiyoomi.."

"youre our manager! its completely fair!"

konoha was more curious about whether you played

when you said you knew how to play the whole team immediately wanted to test you

shakily backing out

you werent dying today

akaashi saved you luckily

karasuno

okay you probably had an accent and they were like cool cool nice accent

and then you went to nationals

and suddenly a black and white team had the same accent

third years werent that surprised you knew people

just a little surprised you knew them that well

literally jumped at atsumu

cus hes more likely to catch you lol

boy was so excited to see you

his little baby 🥺 his childhood friend

thought you were there to support him pfft

"y/n-chan! you came to watch me!"

"they're from karasuno" suna points out how wrong he is

now you prolly played like libero or smth with them noya about to question u on receiving atsumus serves

osamu pulls ongiri out of his bag and just hands it to you while patting your head

aran kinda recognised you too

he used to see you hanging around the twins

he gives you a wave

ukai totally wanted all the twins stats

but you cant really tell him much i mean hes already watched their games

knowing every move the twins are about to make

takeda and ukais surprise when you guessed atsumus fake setter dump 😗✌

anyways you were kinda sad for the boys but like your team also won so how to feel-

atsumu and osamu were good with a hug

they knew you cared for your team

and your team did too when you came back for a big group hug lots of love

nekoma

now

you most likely met at a training camp

fukurodani sounded familiar but eh

when kuroo told you the teams you brushed it off

but when you got there you were like

hm

pretty setter boy looks like your childhood friend

yaku probably caught you glaring staring at him

"thats akaashi keiji, go say hi" yaku kinda pushing you thinks you have a crush lmao

when you bump into akaashi (you didnt to be pushed that hard :/) he looks at you for a moment before smiling softly

boy missed you

both of your teams are so surprised

bokuto whining in the background

yaku kinda frozen cus you didnt have a crush-?

yamamoto cursing the world no one stands a chance against akaashi

kenma is like the only one unbothered king

"you know each other?"

"um yeah, keiji and i used to live next to each other"

more freak outs when akaashi asks about your setting

team has shut down

since wHEN

nekomata probably dragged you into helping kenma help lev

akaashi shrugging when you whine that its his fault 

lev is offended you dont wanna help him :(

but training camps are funner now

+ being roped into helping the third gym squad grr

anyways

youre just glad you got to see akaashi again and he you

inarizaki

you probably noticed suga when watching karasunos videos with atsumu

a little confused that he was on the bench

not mentioning anything cus you wanted it to be a surprise

for suga not your team

you kinda just forgot to mention it lol

atsumu is offended get over it you baby

suga is grinning

daichi and asahi kinda remembering you

running to hug suga i want suga to hug me hhh

kita being the one to collect you i mean the game is starting soon

the team complaining 

how do you know this man-

“koushi was my older siblings friend, he’s like my brother” 

accidently mentioning he taught you how to set

hiding behind kita or aran to get away from atsumu’s questions

suna is having the time of his life filming this

having to force them back to warm ups

“stop glaring at him!”

suga getting tons of questions too

trying to explain you both weren’t in a relationship

boys are mad protective

sharing an exasperated look across the court

crying in suga’s arms after the game cus you wanted to congratulate him too but too sad :(((

coming back to your team and crying all over again when kita says he’ll talk about the team to his grandkids

offering to buy the team ramen

lots of hugs

[1purpleboi1]

Hey so I recently came across your “Karasuno Reacting to Their Manager Dating-” series and I though they were really fun to read! So I was going to request if you could make another one? But it’s still Karasuno’s manger and they’re secretly dating Noya or bokuto? Probably the third years could steal their phone again? I just thought on how funny it could be with like noya or bokuto in that type of mess

heyyy i love this ask!! enjoy :))

Karasuno Reacting to Their Manager Dating Bokuto

It was a normal day of practice, you were just cleaning up the court and putting the net away

You had put your phone on the bench so you could fully embrace your manager duties

But as you were going in to the supply room your phone began to ring

Noya was the one closest to your phone and decided that it would be a funny prank to pick it up pretending to be your boyfriend

Little did he know that on the other end of the phone was your actual boyfriend, Bokuto

“HEY BABY HOW YOU DOING? ARE YOU COMING TO VISIT SOOOON?” Bokuto yelled

Noya’s brain pretty much short circuited and he tried to recognize the voice on the other end

His silence alarmed Bokuto on the other end as you aren’t usually that quiet

Noya quickly hung up after Bokuto asked again if you were there

When you came out of the supply room Noya leaped onto you

He was a little less than quiet when he asked

Y/N I GOT CALL…FROM..GUY…SAID HE WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND

You froze in your steps as the team dropped all of their water bottles

Boyfriend?!?!???

While Hinata tried to hold you back, noya and tanaka ran over to call your boyfriend back again

Bokuto’s energetic voice answered the phone and the gym shook with the shouts of YOUR BOYFRIEND’S BOKUTO??!

Masterlist

[stargaze-issei]

— 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝 + 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧 !

𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭; karasuno and fukurodani react to their manager doing the body count/bodyody audio tik tok ! [insp by this tik tok]

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞; crack(?

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬; suggestive themes, maybe a little swearing i can't remember ajaksjq.

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞; the trend it's to put pictures of all the people you've slept with, in case anyone doesn't know!!

karasuno !

-> it was a joke, it wasn’t supossed to get out of the thrid year managers gc.

-> the girls found it hilarious and was a good conversation topic for hours, discussing who you put or didn’t put.

-> they knew, of course, it was fake. you hadn’t slept with oikawa, KYOUTANI, BOKUTO, tendou, atsumu, TERUSHIMA and OSAMU.

-> it was SO obvious it was a joke for them that nobody felt the need to point it out.

-> they just said things like “the most quiet are the worst ones” “OMG DETAILS ABOUT THE TWINS!!” “did terushima yk,, made a good use of his percing” because they KNEW nothing was real.

-> until tanaka and sugawara asked kiyoko for her phone to watch some videos of the new play they were trying.

-> and misaki, from johzenji, sent a “forget about teru— 🤢 can’t even say it,, Y/N I WANNA HEAR ABOUT BOKUTO!!! ik man’s  p a c k i n g”

-> tanaka looks at suga and suga looks at tanaka and they’re like .......tf

-> suga’s finger “slips” and they see the other messages until finally they reach your video.

-> you’re there looking pretty as usual and above your head reads “seems like were showing our body counts with this sound? here it’s mine 🤪”

-> tanaka is about to say “it can be what we’re thinking” but when OIKAWA’S picture appears both their jaws hit the floor.

-> nishinoya sees them and ofc he wants to know what’s so shocking, so he gets closer.

-> he drags hinata too, and shoyo’s like “that’s the great king!! play it again!! play it again!!”

-> fyi: suga paused the video because wOW and they don’t know who’s left in your video.

-> sugawara looks straight in the eye at nishinoya, going “keep hinata, kageyama and yamaguchi away and bring the team” with the MOST SERIOUS EXPRESSION

-> noya is lowkey scared??? like wtf??? but does as he’s told bc suga seems super intense.

-> kiyoko and yachi left to fill the bottles and pick some needed implements from the club room, you had classes for a few more minutes, therefore, there was nobody to stop them.

-> once the rest of the team, including tsukishima because everyone seemed to have forgotten he was a first year too, is together, suga plays again the video, while the littlest ones watch from afar in curiosity.

-> the silence, you will never hear them in a more tense silence.

-> they read what’s your tiktok about, daichi’s eyes go O.O, asahi goes RED, nishinoya seemed to be ready to FIGHT THEM ALL, ennoshita awkwardly laughs, even tsukishima blushes a little.

-> then oikawa appears. EVEYRONE’S EYES ARE FULLY OPEN AND NOYA LET’S OUT A GROAN???

-> but when kyoutani shows up they’re in SO much shock they kinda forget oikawa before, and daichi whispers an “oh god”

-> then it’s BOKUTO’S TURN and tsukishima just stops functioning. asahi is static on his place contemplating, withouth being able to form a coherent thought.

-> suga highkey wants the tea.

-> tendou feels like a betray to asahi, tanaka and tsukishima. noya, just for a second, wonder what was that like.

-> ATSUMU AND OSAMU FUCKING MIYA AND THEY EXPLOTE.

-> THE EXPLOTE LIKE WHAT????? WAS IT AT THE SAME TIME???? Y/N?¡¡¡¿¿1

-> they aren’t ready for the cherry on the top at the end, a picture of terushima sticking his tongue out, sweaty after a match, SMOKING HOT, and it’s not a picture he posted to his social medias or anything.

-> it’s only suga, and daichi a little bit, who realize that if that picture isn’t public, then either he send it to you or YOU TOOK  IT.

-> that’s when you walk in the gym, just to say hi before going to change.

-> the first year are playing among each other and you are like ????

-> they don’t even notice you’re there so you go nearer to see what they’re watching. and you see the picture of tersuhima yukie, from fukurodani, once sent asking misaki WHY her kouhais where that hot. it was also the only picture you had of him and the one you used in you video the day before.

-> the phone in suga’s hands seems familiar and... that’s kiyoko’s

-> “Y/N” screams asahi when he sees  you and the rest looks like they saw a ghost.

-> a second of silence goes before everyone blows in questions and you just hear names between bambling, “OIKAWA MNASNANPGDF” “MANASKL BODY COUNT ASLKLAS” “MAD DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

-> and daichi makes himself heard despite the screams.

-> “y/n, i know you’re 18 and capable of making your own decisions, but we have to talk about... physical relationships, with our rival teams”

-> kiyoko arrives and quickly puts two and two together and asks yachi to go check on the first years.

-> she looks at you and sees you like WHAT TF DO I DO and nods and say “you shouldn’t have gone through my phone, no matter how curious you are, sugawara-san” COLD AS ICE ISTG.

-> AND SHE CONTINUES “what who y/n does or doesn’t do on her free time is none of your business, all of you, if she decides to get together with anyone it’s just up to her. you should be ashamed of yourself, specially the third years. you weren’t just violating y/n’s privacy, but mine, kaori’s, yukie’s and misaki’s. it may have been a joke, or not, but it doesn’t give you the right. if you ever do something like this again, we will be talking with coach ukai and takeda sensei” SHE GRABS YOUR ARM, TURNS AROUND, CALLS YACHI AND YOU THREE LEAVE LIKE QUEENS????

-> once you’re in the club room, both you and kiyoko start laughing because the team was FROZE in place. not even daichi was so scary.

-> the team then apologizes to both and send an audio to the groupchat too, and never bring the subject uo again.

-> still, they all wonder everyday if you really did or not.

-> and of course, they get so defensive when they see any of the boys in the video it’s hilarious to you and the other managers.

— fukurodani !

-> damn yukie making up dares that always ended up bad for either you or kaori.

-> mostly you doe.

-> at a sleepover, she was like let’s make fake body count vids and who falls asleep first has to show them tomorrow at practice!!! it will be fun!!!

-> you accepted because you usually fell asleep after one of them did but that time it was like they gave you a sleeping pill because you fell like a rock after a few hours.

-> as to why you were there, the day after, about to go ask the team if you should post it.

-> you list consisted on kenma, kita, sakusa, daichi, and just for the fun of it, konoha.

-> the girls call konoha aside so he doesn't ruin the prank, and you proceed.

-> "hey guys, should i post this?? i’m not sure if i look good enough to be seen by the world” bokuto practically yells at you that you always look pretty before taking your phone from your hands.

-> “why don’t you ask yukie or kaori?” asks akaashi, that was a question you hand’t thought about and by pure luck, you were saved by bokuto yelling at the team to come and see what you’ve done.

-> konoha is about to head their way and yukie just grabs his arm like “no ❤️"

-> and nobody can contradict yukie’s no so he has no choice but to stay.

-> anyways

-> the team gather around bokuto, who is about to press play. at first it’s just your face, and everyone agree you look pretty.

-> but then they read “did anyone say body count? ;)” and they look at each other like ......what

-> washio leans to stop the video because he genuinely doesn’t know what body count is, sarukui explains it a little too loud, grinning, and washio goes "oh–"

-> thanks to sarukui’s explanation bokuto confirms his idea because one part of him did think it was how many people you’ve killed.

-> they press play again and kenma appears and bokuto just stares, doesn’t react.

-> akaashi’s eyes widened and he GASPS, washio can’t hide his disappointment mostly because why would you make this video and then show it to them.

-> when kita shows up bokuto lets out a surprised squeak, along with washio that’s just question your and his whole existences-

-> sarukui is smirking, his complete expression yells “way to go y/n!!!”

-> sakusa comes as a shock to every one of them, even sarukui loses the grin for a bit.

-> “how did you manage to...?” whispers akaashi, half amazed, half grossed.

-> bokuto then has to pause it for a little to keep his composure, he looks at your like WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME GO THROUGH THIS

-> but when they resume it and daichi welcomes him he thinks it just can get any worse.

-> washio is like “isn’t that karasuno’s–?”

-> “HELL YEAH IT IS” SHOUTS SARUKUI AND THE GIRLS BEHIND YOU LAUGH SO HARD BECAUSE HE IS SO PROUD OF YOU.

-> the rest is like 🧍‍♂️ while sarukui is SO happy for you LMAO.

-> it’s at the end when no one smiles. konoha’s picture smiles at them and bokuto just stops the video to look at him, only a few meters away.

-> he looks at the picture and then at konoha and so on.

-> can’t get his mind around it????? lowkey no one can.

-> akaashi isn’t even blinking and his eyes are concerningly open, washio is regretting all his past choices that led to this moment.

-> sarukui death stares at konoha. no more fun sarukui, he crossed the line.

-> kaori and yukie are wheezing WHEEZING I SAY and konoha is so confused.

-> his teammates look like dogs about to attack but he hasn’t done anything to upset them?? has he??

-> like robots, akaashi and bokuto get up and walk towards konoha. a part of you tells you to protect him but... what are they going to do tho...

-> “you’re out of the team” THEY SAY AT THE SAME TIME AND ALL AND KONOHA GOES WHAT

-> your co-managers can’t even breath istg NO HELP

-> you then intervine trying to keep konoha in the team lmao “IT’S FAKE GUYS!! A PRANK!! KAORI!!!! YUKIE!!!! BACK ME UP!!! I’M KIDDING DON’T KICK KONOHA OUT”

-> akaashi partially believes you, but bokuto?? nope.

-> you planted the seed on his mind.

-> the whole team acts weird when they see guys from your vid and are looking for chances to bark at konoha.

-> “AKAASHI HAS TO STAND BETWEEN YOU TWO ALL THE TIME” that’s the new rule he set.

-> just to see them freak out, konoha sometimes flirts with you at practice ;)

[loveephia]

my HQ masterlist..

↳ everything is sfw. i thought it was finally time for me to make one of these thingies because i've been uploading consistently lately. i appreciate everyone's likes, reblogs, comments, and kind messages. enjoy reading. ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ

HEADCANONS

- some of the HQ boys with ballerina girlfriends. pt. 1

- you as inarizaki's beautiful manager. fan fave!

- some of the HQ boys find out that their girlfriend is a volleyball player from niiyama. fan fave!

- you as nekoma's beautiful manager. fan fave!

- some of the HQ boys with a girlfriend who has fluffy cheeks. pt. 1 fan fave!

- kabedoning some of the HQ boys. fan fave!

- some of the inarizaki boys seeing you in a princess dress for their school festival's play. personal fave! + fan fave!

- when they have a girlfriend who owns a ton of plushies. pt. 1 fan fave!

- how some of the HQ boys react when you have a cute sneeze. fan fave!

- you sharing a bed with some of the HQ boys. fan fave!

- my kita shinsuke headcanons.

- you as shiratorizawa's beautiful manager.

- some of the HQ boys with a girlfriend that's afraid of heights. my personal fave!

- your first kiss with suna rintarō.

- when they have a girlfriend who owns a ton of plushies. pt. 2 fan fave!

- you as kodzukens's hidden girlfriend. fan fave!

- kuroo with a small crush on shinzen's manager.

- my favorite haikyū!! headcanons. fan fave!

- your first kiss with kenma kozume.

- ushijima + iwaizumi with a girlfriend who's oikawa's sister.

- some of the HQ boys meeting their favorite j-pop star.

- your first kiss with sakusa kiyoomi.

- some of the HQ boys as either puppy or kitten boyfriends.

- some of the HQ boys with a sleepy girlfriend. fan fave!

- my ushijima wakatoshi headcanons.

- things my crushes did as some of the HQ boys.

- you as fukurodani's beautiful manager.

- some of the HQ boys with a girlfriend who has fluffy cheeks. pt. 2

- canonically handsome HQ boys.

- you as aoba johsai's beautiful manager.

- cuddles with some of the HQ boys. fan fave!

- how some of the HQ boys react to their girlfriend being a ballerina. pt. 2

- how some of the HQ boys would react to seeing their girlfriend again after a long time from a business trip.

- karasuno meeting the shy reader. new!

- your first kiss with kuroo tetsurō. new!

SCENARIOS

- some of the HQ boys with a girlfriend that's the complete opposite of their type. fan fave!

- some of the HQ boys meeting a pretty fan. fan fave!

- scenarios with some of the HQ boys.

HEADCANONS + SCENARIOS

kageyama with a girlfriend that acts a little too much like oikawa. personal fave!

pulling kuroo by the tie.

inarizaki with a girlfriend who loves magical girl animangas.

the miya twins having a crush on the same girl.

DRABBLES

INDECISIVE | osamu miya fan fave!

RAMBLES | suna rintarō fan fave!

suna rintarō birthday special

ANY CUTER | lev haiba

A FOOL FOR YOU | suna rintarō

SHORTS

CLOSE FRIENDS | suna rintarō my personal fave! + fan fave!

BEJEWELED | issei matsukawa

ABANDONED | atsumu miya

IN-LOVE | iwaizumi hajime fan fave!

CHEEKY | kita shinsuke fan fave!

BAO | kita shinsuke fan fave!

OPPOSITES | suna rintarō fan fave!

RIBBONS | suna rintarō fan fave!

ONE-SHOTS

TUTORING | kuroo tetsurō

TOO ATTRACTED | kita shinsuke my personal fave! + fan fave!

OBVIOUS AND OBLIVIOUS | shōyō hinata my personal fave!

ENEMIES | kita shinsuke

SUNFLOWER | kita shinsuke my personal fave!

HIS CUTE FIANCÉ | ushijima wakatoshi my personal fave! + fan fave!

kita shinsuke turns into a toddler.

FANFICS

nothing here as of now..

FLUFF PROMPTS + HQ BOYS.

PILLOW TALK | atsumu miya

HALF-ASLEEP | kita shinsuke

TI'LL THE SUN RISES | shōyō hinata my personal fave!

COUCH CUDDLES | tobio kageyama

#8'S LOVE STORY | goshiki tsutomu

SWEET PIE | osamu miya

ROSY CHEEKS | yaku morisuke

PROJECT PIE | kenma kozume

SHAMPOO THIEF | tōru oikawa

COMING SOON

nothing here as of now..

©blushlani | lowercase intended

[kuroosweakness]

Ok I was dying when reading sejioh reacting to their manager getting hit on- can o request a similar HC with shiratorizawa, fukodoriani and johenjzi? Thank you!💖

shiratorizawa, fukurodani, and johzenji when their manager gets hit on 

shiratorizawa: 

- they are intimidating intimidating ... ushijima, tendou, goshiki, shirabu, semi... they can give the coldest glares 

-  if ushijima ever sees someone asking for your phone number he’ll just look from afar because he knows you can handle situations like that by yourself ... but if the other person doesn’t back down, he’ll walk behind you and sat something like, “can’t you tell that our manager doesn’t want anything to do with you”  

- ushijima will just stand there next to you protectively until the other person walks off 

- tendou would make fun of the people hitting on you, “oh so you think you have a chance with our y/n ?? that’s interesting...” 

- semi would just roll his eyes at them and guide you back 

fukurodani: 

- fukurodani is... a mix of chill but also protective 

- if akaashi and konoha ever catches someone hitting on you... their eyes will narrow and say the most interesting remarks under their breath while gently nudging you away 

- once, another player tried to ask for your number and bokuto walked over and said, “y/n’s not interested... how do i know? how would i not” he huffed  

- but also, they have confidence in you and knows you can stand up for yourself !! 

- fukurodani is very protective but also really laid back

johzenji: 

- johzenji are also really laid-back and chill 

- when people try hitting on you, they’re like “woah buddy, chill, that’s our manager...” 

- terushima would just put one hand on the other guy’s shoulder and say something like, “if you’re gonna walk around doing nothing, might as well go practice those serves so they can actually land in the court” 

- but johzenji are seriously so chill and cheerful. they’re protective over you but doesn’t see it as too big of a deal and will laugh it off 

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

🦉 Being Fukurodani's Manager 🦉

Miss Manager Being an

Absolute Simp for Akaashi

Akaashi Keiji featuring Fukurodani x Female Manager

Warnings: Bokuto

AN: This is an Anon request!

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Let's hear it for YN 👏🏻 👏🏻

Honestly you deserve all the praise for just simply volunteering to be the third manager

Seriously you knew what you were in for from the start

Babysitting Bokuto 🦉

That's it... absolutely it

Literally the other two managers didn't even sugar coat your job description

They were straight forward and you still accepted the position 😭

There's no help for you YN

But there is one seriously perk 👀

That perk being simply being around Akaashi

Seriously, he was so happy when they brought you aboard

Akaashi can handle Bokuto but like everyone needs help

That's where our fantabulous YN comes in 🙌🏻

I'll say being close to Bokuto means you are close enough to Mr. Akaashi as well 👀

So like ogling at him is just par for the course

Literally the man does anything and it's like 👉🏻😱😍

Akaashi sneezes 👉🏻 🧎‍♀️🍿

Akaashi smiles 👉🏻 RIP YN

Thank you for your service 🙏🏻

Of course, Bokuto has absolutely no clue you have a thing for Akaashi

And believe me when I say

It's for the best 👌🏻

Because once Bokuto finds out

He finna tell on you 😌

So you just happen to be chatting with one of the other managers during practice

Literally minding your own business and filling water bottles

You left Bokuto for a second ⏲️

He wanders out into the hallway because he can't function without his YN praising him

Yes HIS YN

"So YN, I've seen you looking at Akaashi alot lately. You like him?

You 👉🏻😐😳☺️

Bokuto 👉🏻🤸‍♂️🤚🏻👂🏻😳😵

"YN YOU LIKE AKAASHI!" - Bokuto screams so literally the entire world can hear 🙄

You 👉🏻😳😵‍💫🤫

Too late YN, Bokuto is running 🏃‍♂️

You chase after him but the owl is fast

"AKAASHI AKKKAAAASSSHHHIIIIIII!!! YN LIKES YOU!! LIKE AS MORE THAN A FRIEND!"

You 👉🏻😵‍💫 💀

Bokuto 👉🏻🤗🤗

Akaashi 👉🏻😐😳😏

"Is this true YN?" - Akaashi

Quick someone revive YN ❤️

"Well...ummm... kind of"- you 😬

"I like you too YN"- Akaashi

WHAT DID HE SAYYYYYYY

YN was too stunned to speak

"How about we get dinner this weekend?"- Akaashi

Breathe...

Breathe YN... BREATHE

"I'd love too"- you 🥰

"Omg this is going to be so much fun!"- Bokuto 🤪🤸‍♂️

Sorry YN you can't avoid it

You have a permanent third wheel

But that's OK because at least you get to hang with Akaashi 🤩