#fukunaga and kenma basically stay the same

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE YURI BEAM, fems your fukutora

[cassanovancats]

herding cats

becoming nekoma's manager

You really didn’t want to be here. Here being Tokyo, here being Nerima ward and, most importantly, here being the hallway of your new school. The uniform is itchy and you’re being dragged along by some student council member because, apparently, first years can’t be trusted to walk around themselves.

He was nice enough, though he certainly seemed more excited to show you around when he got a look at you. Then he got more excited when he found out your mom’s occupation was what brought you to Nekoma High halfway through your first-year. “So, what’s it like having a famous mom?”

Your eyes darted to the side instinctively. What kind of question is that? How are you supposed to answer? Like having a mom except you get asked things like that. “Uh, fine. She’s really not that cool.” Especially for moving you so late into the school year because her animation studio decided working distantly wasn’t working. “I get spoilers sometimes.” It’s exactly what he wants to hear.

You can hear the next question already, so you cut him off before he gets a chance to ask about the upcoming episode of the anime your mother was working on. “Ah, it seems we made it to the classroom. Thank you for helping me, Senpai.” You bow half heartedly and knock on the door before he gets a chance to respond.

This is exactly what you told your mother would happen. Even as you introduce yourself to the class, there’s a few people who instantly recognize your last name. Those students turn to whisper or pass notes and you know by lunch, you’ll be crowded by people hoping to become your friend purely for bragging rights. The teacher seems tuned to your inner angst, as she gracefully directs you to a seat in the back of the class, where you can watch instead of be watched.

The first subject of your people-watching is next to you - the one person who did not look up as you introduced yourself. A curtain of dark hair kept you from seeing any details of his face (and you can only tell it’s a he because of the uniform). What you can see is the screen of his handheld console and the bright features of one of your favorite games.

Which is why, during break, instead of making eye contact with any of the students striving to talk to you, you turn to him to complain about the latest update.

congrats, you befriended a wild kenma!

he’s the first person you’ve met in a while who doesn’t care about what your mom does, or how much money you have

he literally only cares about your ability to hard carry a team through a dungeon

a few weeks go by, with you basically just coming to school, talking to Kenma, and going home

until the student counselor comes to you and says you have to join a club

even though it’s the end of the year - some policy to ensure you have a club going into next year

“I hate this,” your complaint comes out severely muffled thanks to how you buried your face into folded arms. Kenma gives a noncommittal hum.

“Are you going to finish that?”

You glare at him but still shove the snack closer to his desk. One hand breaks away from his controller to snatch it, before it gets glued back to his PSP. “I’m serious - if one more club tries recruiting me, I’ll scream.”

He answers, sparing a side-glance towards you. The only hint he actually is listening. “Just warn me when that happens.” You groan and go back to your folded arms. It’s been hard to make friends despite people seeming desperate to be your friend. Well, that’s the problem, you think. You don’t particularly want friends who are planning what questions to ask before even greeting you, you want friends like Kenma who can treat you like a normal person.

Minutes before break ends, the president of the Anime Club approaches for the third time this week. “Hello, (l/n)-san. Have you thought any more about joining our club?”

You feel bad for the instinctive grimace. Really, she’s quite nice. It’s just an anime club is the last place you wish to be. Before you can find another polite way to let her down, Kenma interrupts. “Sorry, Sato-san. (y/n) is joining the volleyball club.”

“I am?” You can’t help but question. He shoots you a look, slighting narrowing his eyes.

“She’ll be meeting the captain at today’s practice.”

Sato-san tilts her head suspiciously but doesn’t press. “I hope to still see you around, (l/n)-san,” she says before flouncing off. You take a moment to reorient yourself.

“I am?”

Kenma sighs, saving his game and shoving the console into his bag. “Yeah, you are. Don’t worry, Kuroo will just be glad a girl is there. Coach Nekomata won’t decline help either.”

You blink at him. “Are you aware the only rules I know about volleyball is to not let the ball hit the ground and to only use your hands?”

“The last one isn’t true.”

“Do you see my point, then?”

yes he does, but he simply chooses to ignore you

it…. does not go well

Kuroo was awkward around you, which turned into a mischievousness when he realized Kenma was the one who brought you in

he kept insinuating you and Kenma were dating which like… no you were just a girl (space) friend

Yaku and Kai were normal-ish though Yaku straight-up asked if your mom was the (l/n)

he let it drop after confirmation at least

then… there was the students in your year

Kenma hovered near you, feeling responsible for putting you in a situation nearly identical to what Kuroo did to him

Yamamoto seemed flustered by your presence and also irritated that Kenma already was your friend

Fukunaga just kinda waved and went back to practicing

it took a while for everyone to get over their initial awkwardness, mostly being helped by having to constantly explain what was happening

but the time spent together meant you quickly found friends

friends who, similar to Kenma, dgaf about anything besides your personality and ability to quickly refill water bottles

Maybe you should have realized sooner what joining the volleyball club entailed. It’s not like you ever really participated in an organized sport though, so these summer practices were kicking your ass. The early morning and heat.... You felt pity for your boys; at least you weren’t having to run. Speaking of, the new members of your team just rounded the last bend.

“Come on, babies,” Kuroo cups his hands over his mouth to ‘encourage’ the first-years. “Even (y/n) could beat that!”

“Don’t say that; Lev’s gonna wanna see it!” you hiss, hitting his side.

Speaking of, the giant, silver puppy heads straight to you. After introductions, his upperclassmen quickly understood Lev required a, well, firm hand. Something you lacked which made you the target of his affections. “Woahh, (y/n)-senpai must be fast! Why don’t you actually play any sports?”

Yaku’s eyes level a harsh glare on him, “Are you trying to insult our manager?”

Shibayama steps forward, saving Lev from having to repeat his run. “I am curious why you chose to be a volleyball manager. No offense, but… you don’t seem to care about the sport.”

“Ah, none taken,” you easily wave off his concern. “Volleyball’s cool enough, but you’re right that I’m not passionate about it in the same way as others on the team. I mostly joined because of Kenma, actually.”

The first-years felt confused. How could their quiet, cat-senpai pull in one of the most popular girls in school? Even last year, when they were in Nekoma's middle-school, they had heard rumors of you. When you joined the volleyball club, even teachers started giving the once-golden club attention again. It was how the club received funding to travel to Miyagi next week. (In addition to a large donation from your mom, who was overjoyed you actually made friends.)

“He was my first and only friend at Nekoma for a long time,” you explain. Lev gasps dramatically. It seems impossible to imagine you without lines of admirers. “It doesn’t matter now since everyone in the club is my friend! Take your bottles and get in the gym; we need to talk about the logistics of going to that camp with Karasuno.”

the ones who stay behind are upset </3 cough cough lev

you’re pretty surprised you do get to go

but you’re excited - from what you understand it’s a rural area and you’ve been in Tokyo your entire life

maybe you'll even see a cow!

except you get there, walk a few feet and then notice Kenma is missing

excitement: ruined

Kuroo panics while repeating that he is not panicking

then you both get a text that’s just “in a playground”

when you find him, you scold him on talking to strangers

anyways the rest of the day is spent familiarizing yourself with the gyms and rooms

you run into Kiyoko while preparing dinner for your team

she explains she’s the only other manager at the camp, but she won’t be staying with you

You’re a lil upset bc sleepover ruined but it seems weird to complain about getting your own room and bath

(you still spend most of the time in the team’s room because it got really lonely without your boys :( )

the next morning, the day of the actual match, you get to wear your Official Manager Clothes

which is really just the track jacket, but it makes you feel cool

meeting karasuno is,,, interesting

you’re starting to think you’ll never find a normal volleyball player

From the corner of your eye, you spot Yamamoto attempting to intimidate some Karasuno players. With a sigh, you go to fetch him.

“Tora-kun, can you please help me bring in some supplies? They’re too heavy,” you whine. It’s you’re tried and true method to keeping him on a leash. If he’s helping you, he’s with the team.

Except you don’t just get his attention, you also get the attention of the boy he was staring down. Tanka startles at your sudden appearance behind Yamamoto and loses the harshness in his face. “G-girl-”

You make eye contact with Kenma who looks amused. He ignores your plead for help. Yamamoto takes the opportunity to flaunt you. “This is (y/n). Talk to her and you’ll learn how much pain a volleyball can inflict.” As he finishes his threat, he gets distracted by Kiyoko’s appearance over Tanka’s shoulder.

You decide it’s a lost cause and subtly inch away until you’re walking with Kiyoko. The boys are unable to hear what you’re talking about, but both stare dumbfounded as the only two girls in the entire camp gossip and laugh. Tanka and Yamamoto share a look; maybe there’s something shared between the two they didn’t see before.

“Is your idiot always like that?”

“Yeah, I assume that’s normal for your team too?”

[sachirou-senpai]

if you don't mind can i request general headcannons for being karasuno & nekoma's female manager?

of course! 💞💞💖💝💕 i hope you enjoy!!!

Karasuno:

okay, i firmly believe this would be one of the most emotionally fulfilling teams to manage

just seeing them all come so far?

and the way the boys get along i mean, it's chaotic, but it's so pure too

and of course they all love you dearly

it's like a bunch of brothers

i'd say you're probably in your second year

tanaka and noya are your absolute best friends

and so are enoshita and narita and kinoshita, but you're just closer with tanaka and noya

y'all probably get into a fair amount of shit together

but you gotta keep it to yourselves because you are the Precious Little Manager-Chan and you must keep your reputation good for the first years (no you cannot escape that nickname, even if you're taller than all of them)

speaking of the first years, they're so nice to you??

they love you soooo much and they just think you're such a cool person

yes, even tsukishima. he absolutely has a soft spot for you.

except to see Hinata and a rather reluctant Kageyama trying to stuff chocolates into your locker on Valentine's day

not even in a romantic way, they don't really like you like that

they just wanted to be nice

which makes your heart go 💕💗💝💕💞💕💞💝

the third years are absolute blessings omg

asahi really feels calm around you, he's usually much less anxious

you just have that effect, with yachi and hinata too

daichi feels like he can kinda let loose around you? away from the rest of the team, though

if you're eating lunch together he's a lot less formal and he's honestly such a funny guy

suga does the same thing as daichi, he doesn't have to be the "mom" friend, he can just be sugawara koushi for a little bit and he absolutely loves it

kiyoko loves you. that's it. no more.

i'm kidding, but she really does love you and she's so sad to leave you but she knows you're more than capable

oh we can't forget about yams! he is babie. you love him. you're secretly trying to get tsukki to realize he's in love with him. it's kinda working. #operationreader-chanmakestsukkirealizehesinlovewithyamaguchi

coach ukai also really likes you, mostly because you keep the boys in line and don't let them eat too many snacks, but he thinks you're pretty nice too

takeda sensei thinks you're a blessing from the heavens.

overall, 10/10 team. you will not be dating anyone until college though. they're all too protective for that.

Nekoma:

this would be such a silly team to be a manager for!!

you'd definitely have a lot of fun

honestly they're probably such sweethearts

actually, y'know what, they are and you can't tell me otherwise.

you're also a second year

with kenma 💞

omg kenma loves you so much

not that he'd show it

but he just loves that you're so patient with him and that you treat the team so well

speaking of treating the team well, they're all fucking in love with you because of how nice you are to them

kuroo high-key looks up to you (even if you're shorter than him) because you're so kind and gentle with his team

oh don't get me wrong, manager-chan can kick some ass when you need to, but you're sweet to them as a general rule

lev follows you like a lost puppy most of the time, because he is a lost puppy most of the time

yaku tells you not to be so nice to lev and like "whip him into shape" or something but honestly he thinks it's adorable how patient and sweet you are with him

and the other first years!

you're! so! sweet! to! them!

give them so many hugs and let them know they're loved 💝💞💗

yuki and tamahiko are literal dolls around you, you've gotten yourself some personal assistants

sometimes they act like the manager for you so you don't have to work as much

and you're like, "babes, this is my job"

whatever, just let them do it. it makes them feel good

also, the coaches let you sleep with the team when you're at training camps because sometimes the first years get anxious about being away from home 🥺💝

i think inuoka would be a really fun person to be around, like y'all would have so much fun!

he'd be the type to stay up a little too late with you to watch fail videos on your phone

kenma and fukunaga also really like fail videos but would never tell you because they feel guilty

it's true, #kenmaandfukunagaareclosetedfailvideolovers

kuroo absolutely does not feel any shame, and will annoyingly watch over your shoulder

once, he laughed so hard he woke up the whole team and he swears you beat him into next week

kai. is such an angel. he had such kind eyes. will be your salvation when it all gets too much. so nice. please hug him. he needs it.

yaku is nice. he also deserves hugs. he also does not kick you. he loves you too much.

yamamoto is so chaotic!!! he protects you at all costs

he will even sacrifice his pride for you, without a doubt, he just loves you

you probably bring them some sort of sweet treat every week, and they really wanted to give you something back so yamamoto and kai tried to organize a hangout where they'd make you something nice

they made you "cookies"

i don't think they could really be considered cookies

let's just say you thought you were being poisoned

you ate them anyway and hoped they were actually edible

although the next day you found a box of cookies in your locker with a note that said "we love you lots, thanks for being our manager. -kenma"

you died of happiness.

194829203910/10 team. so wonderful. 💗🥺💕💝🥺💝

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Yay! hope you liked it!!

this basically turned into "in which ______ school's volleyball team falls head over heels in love with their manager" and i'm really here for it

i 💞 these boys and they 💞 us too 💗💗💗

Requests and matchups are open!

[akaashisbabydoll]

NEKOMA TEAM: Type of boyfriend

Tetsurō Kuroo

he carries you a lot, not because you want tho. he just sees that you’re very tired and cant bare it.

while you’re on your way home he talks about this science stuff that you dont actually have any interest at the first place but shockingly grew fond of

he always offer you his clothes and note that his huge so you wear clothes thrice your size

he exaggeratedly talks so much he sometimes forgets that you’re on his back and you almost fell and just slapped him but you still both laughed it out

his voice is like your lullaby, no matter how loud he is you always fall asleep with his voice

he got used to your sleeping habit that his line always is “Goodnight kitten. I love you” and kiss your forehead.

Nobuyuki Kai

he’s that type of boyfriend who never fails to ask how was your day

stares at you and every time you caught him staring he just says “nothing”, shook his head and laughed a little, added immediately “you’re like the most wonderful thing that ever happened to me”

clingy, loves holding your hands in public, just hands

very caring and understanding

never fails to make you smile when you’re at the verge of crying

the type of boyfriend who always remind you how important you are and you’re worth every good things here in this world

Morisuke Yaku

not really fond of pda but very clingy when it comes to you

he loves to bring you to his fav restaurant and let you pick the meal of the night, he doesnt care as long as you eat together

the strong believer of “the couple that eats together, stays together”

strict to everyone except you, he lets you do things that makes you happy

when you both not in the mood to go to your fav place he cooks for you, he always wants to make his dish perfect so you always fall asleep and when he wakes you up, you always have that smile on your face when he says “dinner’s ready, baby”

Taketora Yamamoto

he’s the bf that do crazy shits on the street like making the street cones as horns and have a battle with him, whoever gets dizzy first lose

he’s literally whipped for you, just call his name and he’ll melt

most probably the bf who will fan you when its hot af

when you suddenly ask for watermelon and he wants to give it to you immediately, he was panicking and cant find the knife so he just smashed it with his head, it was messy but you both laughed about it and just ate what was left with the fruit

the type of bf who’s bruh with you in public but softie when you both are alone

very clingy, kisses every inch of your face and reminds you how beautiful you are

Kenma Kozume

the player bf, he is always on his computer. he actually noticed how pouty you are when you dont get the attention you want from him

he smiled and tried to teach you the basics of it so you could play together

he losses with you though, gets very competitive and now he’s the one who’s pouty bc you’re winning on one thing he’s good at

he’s not the type of bf who likes outdoor dates but still takes you out on a date bc that is what you deserve

you two baking his fav apple pie is the most fav date that ever happened, you both having fun and experimenting with different ways to bake apple pies, its your ritual

Shōhei Fukunaga

bf who’s action speaks louder than words, like literally. he doesnt talk much but when he does, he melts your heart

he’s a very patient bf, understanding and who always listen to every problem you have

type of bf who listens to every tea you’ve heard somewhere and gives opinion when it needs too

he’s actually very good with advices

he does this sweet things that actually makes you cry everytime

he takes you on a date at night most of the time bc he wants to hear your voice more than other things in this world

his arms are the most comfortable place you’ve ever been, you love to lean on his shoulder as he loves to hum your fav song until you fall asleep

Sō Inuoka

he be a very playful bf

you do this thing together where you mimic sound animals and imitate them on shadows

he’s actually loud af and very energetic that whenever you’re tired, you just suddenly feel great when he’s around

he’s the source of your energy and he doesnt even know that

he’s quite gullible, slow and very stupid sometimes but he’s also the sweetest and the most passionate bf you’ve ever had

he never gave up on anything, especially when it comes with you. he knows when you’re sad so he do his best to be the funniest and at the same time convincing bf or maybe just buys an ice cream and share it with you.

Tamahiko Teshiro

he’s the calmest bf you’ve ever had you dont care on how people sees him

he loves to play your fav song on his guitar, not really a great singer but its ok

he actually wrote a song for you but not really good with guitar so he just made it a poem for you

he loves to do household chores with you, most of the time he wants you to take a rest but its kind of your thing to do it together so he gave up in making you rest

Lev Haiba

type of bf who loves to give forehead kisses

he loves to carry you like a bag of potato most of the time

hides you from his sister bc he doesnt want to share your with her

he’s very clingy like he wraps his long arms and legs around you and you love that shit

you both ask weird things to each other like “ What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence? “ or like share each other weird facts and argue which is which and ended up calling her sister to know who’s answer is better

you both love to play card games, any card games and tally the scores for like ever since you started dating until now its still going

Yūki Shibayama

he be a very shy bf at first but when he gets very comfortable with you, he gets very clingy

you both love to ride a train and doesnt know where to go, wherever the train stops that would be your destination, its your thing now

he’s actually great at making you feel safe and worth loving every inch of your existence

he likes giving you surprises like once he actually made a scrapbook of your dates since day 1 and now both of you still filling that up

note: photos not mine, credits to all the rightful owners <3

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Tried to make something :( kinda emo while doing this shit bc i love every character of haikyuu and now i want a bf from haikyuu :( lol

[miyaoniku]

haikyuu but a mafia au

hyogo prefecture - inarizaki:

the miya twins both run a secret casino

their coverup for it is an onigiri shop 

 the name of the shop is 狐 (fox in japanese)

positions:

head bookmarker: kita shinsuke (tired always of twins fighting, loves rice, looks innocent but dead af) 

bookmarker helper: ojiro aran (does the same thing except he keeps everything in check and running smoothly including processing bets, money transfer, collecting debts, manning phonelines, breaking up the twins fights)

debt collectors/intimidators: akagi michinari and oomimi ren

cashier: suna rintarou

chef: miya osamu

connections guy: miya atsumu (makes connections and invites them to the casino)

how it works:

when your order your onigiri, you say the magic words: “neko atsumu”

when you receive your order, the onigiri chef, osamu, slips instructions underneath the onigiri wrapper and tells you to “eat carefully”

the instructions tell you the location of the casino and how to enter

miyagi prefecture -

shiratorizawa:

ushijima wakatoshi is def the stern, serious police officer

his partner is tendou satori (aka the guess monster), famous for his guessing skills and quick instincts on casework, will probably drive you insane 

goshiki tsutomu is their adopted rookie officer who looks up to ushijima

shirabu kenjirou is his mentor along with kawanishi taichi. 

semi eita is the team mom/lieutenant who’s that one person who keeps an extra resignation letter in his drawer because he’s so done with this team

aoba johsai (seijoh):

oikawa tooru is the group’s boss. the underboss has to keep tabs on him constantly, but he does he job well when he has to. good at analyzing the enemy and assessing the situation at hand.

iwaizumii hajime is the underboss (second in command), and constantly has to watch over oikawa. basically has equal power to him. keeps mad dog in check.

kyotani kentaro, aka mad dog, is the main fighter of the group. excels at hand-to-hand combat.

yahaba shigeru is the group's sniper. the only other person who can keep mad dog in check.

hanamaki takahiro handles the connections with other people and groups. he’s the one who bribes to keep people quiet.    

matsukawa issei, aka mattsun, is the main drug dealer (look at him)

kindaichi yutaro is a new recruit. former police academy trainee with kunimi and kageyama prior to being recruited.

kunimi akira is a new recruit. former police academy trainee with kindaichi and kageyama. the hacker and mattsun’s apprentice.

karasuno:

sawamura daichi - the team captain. basically the dad of the group. presents general game plans on how their missions play out. has a headache almost always 

sugawara koushi - the team lieutenant. basically the mom of the group. gathers evidence at crime scenes to use for investigations later.

azumane asahi - the sergeant. people see him as intimidating but he’s really a huge softie. feels empathy when he arrests people. probably has a bible on his person at all times.

nishinoya yuu - basically the group’s personal trainer. he teaches the newbies the techniques he uses to get out of tight situations while doing field work. his favorite is called “rolling thunder.” always ready for action. 

tanaka ryuunosuke - the one brought in for intimidation during questioning. also always ready for action on the field. 

ennoshita chikara - forensic pathologist, the one brought in to control tanaka from charging at perps, looks up to daichi a lot    

kageyama tobio - newbie officer, under suga’s wing, is well known for the scandal during his police trainee years which resulted in the accidental expulsion of kunimi and kindaichi   

hinata shoyo - newbie officer. He decided to become a cop on a whim and got in after applying and failing 7 times. He’s very eager to prove himself, leading him to get hyper/careless.  

tsukishima kei - the new strategist. he devises plans to capture criminals. is quick-witted and good at reading people. with his wits and judgement, he is able to come up with reliable plans.

yamaguchi tadashi - kei’s moral support, also a new strategist. offers additional assistance in devising plans. works with sugawara to find evidence.

tokyo - 

nekoma:

kuroo tetsurou - the leader of the gang. he calls the shots, and helps to keep the group together. oversees plans with kenma to make sure the plan flows as smooth as possible. an exceptional fighter. argues with yaku at times but works well with him when needed.

kai nobuyuki - the peacemaker of the group. Whenever kuroo and yaku argue, he’s the one to stop them. always comes up with a logical plan whenever they’re in a tough spot.

yaku morisuke - the one who nurses everyone back to top condition when they get injured. butts heads with kuroo a lot but works well with him when the time comes.

yamamoto taketora - the guy who always takes on the super dangerous missions and still somehow comes back without scratches. kuroo thinks he’s dumb as hell but trusts him to get the job done.

kozume kenma - a freelance hacker and kuroo’s longtime friend. creates the plans to infiltrate and destroy the gangs that are dangerous to the public. 

fukunaga shohei - the sniper. doesn’t talk much, but is always analyzing the situation at hand. good at staying unfazed. also threatens yamamoto and kenma with a bucket of water whenever they’re about to fight.

inouka sou - the newbie of the group. Very eager to help his seniors out and earn his place in the group

haiba lev - the child to the group and the other newbie to the scene. currently learning the ropes from kuroo.

fukurodani:

bokuto koutarou - kingpin, was born into syndicate, greatly feared by all due to his extreme and unstable changes in mood. looks intimidating but actually isn’t 

akaashi keiji - sniper, he’s not second in command but does all the paperwork bokuto abandons, former highly sought after hitman but joined fukurodani after bokuto saved him in an ambush/shoot out. quick at reading people and figuring out weaknesses. 

konoha akinori - also born into the syndicate and grew up with bokuto, he’s infamous for being versatile, hence his nickname, “jack of all trades” 

interactions:

seijoh works closely with inarizaki. seijoh provides the customers while inarizaki provides the funds.

oikawa used to butt heads with ushijima a lot when he was still a police officer

nekoma and karasuno work together to help maintain peace in the area. kenma and hinata are the main connection between the two groups.

the police recently have noticed the increasing interactions between inarizaki & seijoh but their leads keep coming up cold and their witnesses either keep disappearing or pretending they lied about what they saw .

[maryniss]

Of Guns And Soulmates

Summary:

Akaashi has a mission to gain information about the mafia boss Bokuto Koutaro

Charcters:

Bokuto Koutarou

Akaashi Keiji

Kuroo Tetsurou

Kozume Kenma

Terushima Yuuji

Sarukui Yamato

Miya Atsumu

Miya Osamu

Suna Rintarou

Ojiro Aran

Haiba Lev

Yaku Morisuke

Fukunaga Shouhei

Relationships:

Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou

Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou

Bokuto Koutarou/Kuroo Tetsurou

Rating:

Explicit

Notes:

So, basically a bokuaka mafia au. At first bokuto is with kuroo cause there gonna be a love triangle when kenma will appear and things...but anyway have a pretty dry chapter cause i will die if i dont post this

(Also tagged explicit for some lemons that will come later on:)))

Part 2 -here

Part 3-here

Part 4-here

Kuroo slammed the door open and closed it the same way. Bokuto was standing at his desk, eyeing the man that just entered and smirking. Kuroo looked pissed. Really pissed.

“You know that those little damn recruits started a fucking fight? Almost shot me!” Bokuto looked amused. He sat up from his chair and went up to Kuroo.

“Oh, and are you okay? Got any wounds...”whispered he in the other’s ear, gently biting Kuroo’s earlobe ” that I should check onto?” His hand has already made its way to one of the buttons on his boyfriend’s shirt.

“No, all I want is for you to solve the problem with those damn morons!”

“Oh, come on...”Bokuto bit roughly a sweet spot on Kuroo’s neck. “That is no fun.”

“Mhm...” Kuroo gave up.” I think you are right.” He hopped on Bokuto’s desk, dragging the white-haired man after him. “We can think about that later.”

Right in that moment, the door went flying. Yamato entered, looking alert. His expression stiffed at the sight of his two bosses.

“Oh, come on! Again, guys? How come that I have this luck?” He turned on his heels , covering his eyes with one hand. Kuroo and Bokuto were still frozen when Yamato came back, with his eyes tight shut.

“Oh yes I forgot. The recruits started a fight and somebody was shot but I don’t remember who because everything was a pure mess. Please clean it up.”

Bokuto chuckled and Yamato turned red immediately.

“That is not... what I meant...You know what? Forget it! I am going to grab a coffe or maybe two! You are such babies!” Bokuto looked as his friend left, still smiling. 

“Kuroo, let’s go and see what is about those newbies. They start to annoy me.” And, with that, he left, not waiting for his boyfriend to follow. The black-haired man sighed and hopped off the table.

“Wait, I am coming!”

***

Monthly, Bokuto welcomed new people to his gang. It was a headache for everyone, but nobody dared to complain.as they knew it was their boss’s wish.

This group of recruits was by far the most loud one Bokuto has ever seen. When he entered in the room where they were waiting, half of them were screaming and the other half was fighting for whatever reason. His smile never left his lips, though. He wouldn’t want to scare them away, after all. 

There was only one person that caught his attention. There was a man who was staying put in his chair, watching  amused the other people as they were arguing, breaking glasses and shooting at each other with their guns. Bokuto had  a better look at the man. Dark hair, wild but not really, the light of the neon from above his head giving it a fairy-like glistening. His eyes trailed the people fighting in front of him, not lingering too much on anybody. He was wearing a blue sweater and if you would saw him at the grocery, you would never think that he was actually a person who would enlist in a mafia related group. Bokuto saw that he had a gun of his own, but he was too far away to distinguish what kind it was. 

Suddenly, he felt like the fuss around him has became too much.

”Oi, oi, oi!” shouted he. The men stopped midway in their fight, looking like a renaissance painting, staring with big eyes at the mafia boss.

“You are making a terrible mess and that is a thing I dislike very much. Could you please, all of you, sit down and shut the fuck up?” Bokuto waits for the men to retake their seats. And then he looks the quiet man in the eye.

“You should take an example from him.” The other people in the room look with curiosity at the man from the corner. It seems that none of them has even acquaintanced his presence.

“Oi, what’s your name?” The man lifts his head and smirks.

“Keiji. Akaashi Keiji.”

**

God, Akaashi knew very well that Koutaro was something from the pictures the FBI has shown him before sending him on the mission, but seeing the mafia boss in person was something that he didn’t really prepare for. He felt his presence just before moments he entered; though he seemed to be the only one. The other men were all fools and all Akaashi could hope from them was to not stay in his way too much. Anyway, his main target was the boss.

He didn’t like to admit it, but Bokuto Koutaro was fucking handsome. His hair, though spiked up in an almost childish manner, was sure to be very silky at touch. It was matching his eyes, those yellow orbits that were like two small suns, burning up and ravishing everything in front of them. His jaw, Akaashi could swear, had 130 , the perfect size. His frame was big, really big and today he was wearing a large coat, with a turtle-neck sweater and Akaashi just had to wonder if he could win against him in a fight. He will try it for sure

And then there was  Tetsurō. Koutaro’s right hand and probably his boyfriend. He was a former private detective, and even if he didn’t really respect them, he should be careful.

It was perfect. Finally, a mission to raise to Akaashi’s Keiji standars.

You got here the result of my not sleepy head at 2am in the morning there you go

Im waiting for my bb boi terushima and kenma to come here but i first need to write it from my head :))

[volleyballsimp]

Haikyuu as “Things from My Rural High School” 🤠

a/n: apologies in advance for this absolute yeehaw nonsense. also, FFA = Future Farmers of America and it’s basically a competitive farming club lmao

Active and enthusiastic FFA member: Daichi (defo club president & wins a shit ton of awards in swine category), Suga (raises & shows RABBITS), Shimizu (horses!!! or dairy!!!), Aone (floRICULTURE), Kuroo (does the public speaking competitions or other leadership events)

Is only in FFA because it’s a course requirement: Tsukishima (mans doesn’t even show animals, prolly just does the creed event at competitions with 0 enthusiasm), Kenma (shoulda known better smh), Kunimi (signs into the meetings then dips)

Lowkey wanted to be a country singer but got rejected when they auditioned for American Idol: Oikawa, Futakuchi, Kindaichi (LMAO DON”T @ ME ON THESE)

Part of that one group of kids who all park their pickups in the same row and just stand around the parking lot🧍: Tanaka, Nishinoya, Hanamaki, Semi

Wears camo and cowboy boots for the vibe but doesn’t even hunt or farm: ATSUMU (actually does live on a farm but doesn’t help Osamu with the work), Goshiki, Yamamoto (bless their hearts smh), Bokuto (genuinely thinks the look is stylish)

The one friend in the group who knows nothing about farming but is loved anyways: Yachi, Lev (mans has never seen a vegetable in his life), Asahi, Akaashi

Seems normal but secretly comes from a filthy rich dairy family: Sakusa, Tendou (okay not normal but he doesn’t seem like a farmboy on the reg ya know?)

Genuinely wants to stay in town after graduation and tend to their own lil farm 🥺: Hinata, Kageyama (will aggressively farm until he has the best produce at the farmer’s market), Iwaizumi, Aran

Claims they’re late to first period bc they got stuck behind a tractor on the way to school but was actually just getting high in the bathroom: Terushima, Suna, Matsukawa

Is late to class because they actually got stuck behind a tractor: Yamaguchi, Yaku (in the throes of major road rage r.i.p.), Kai

The one driving the tractor and causing traffic: Kita (give him a break it’s harvesting season), Osamu, Ushijima (🤠), Fukunaga (mans would do it for the bit tbh)

[toorusmovingcastle]

♡ tetsurou kuroo & kenma kozume - headcanons ♡

❝  ♡ disclaimer!  these hcs are not necessarily romantic! i actually enjoy kenma and kuroo’s friendship and while some of them may be a little more intimate, you can decide to read them thinking about them as a couple. they are all setted before the time-skip, and i made it totally spoiler free. hope you enjoy it, they are one of my comfort duo and couple - so i’ll probably post my hc of them as boyfriends - and i love writing about them. also, english is not my first language, thank you for your patience. ♡

￫ kenma is the biggest fan of kuroo's clothes. he actually has a whole drawer of sweaters or shorts he "borrowed" from him.

￫ ... and kuroo is obviously the biggest fan of kenma wearing his clothes. he will never admit it to him but sometimes when he goes shopping he actually thinks about how kenma would look wearing what he's buying.

￫ they have so many little routines. like, i know it's canon that they walk to and from school everyday, but i think there's much more to that. so, here's a sub-thread!

   ￫ kenma is always up first because he spends his last night hours playing videogames, but he won't start getting ready for school until he receives a text from kuroo, which is usually a photo of him washing his teeth or their volleyball bags to remind him of practice.

   ￫ yes, "their bags". since kenma tends to lose his sense of perception when he is mentally or physically fired up, kuroo always makes sure that he doesn't forget his bag before and after practice.

    ￫ they have to take the same train everyday or they'll both start getting nervous. it's not because they'll be late or anything, but just like cats they are creatures of habit, so they have to take the same train on the same hour, everyday.

    ￫ on that note, they are always early, but only near the place they have to be. they actually arrive late to their appointments with other people, if they didn't travel together, because they'll just start talking by themselves and sometimes exploring parts of the city.

￫ they often get mistaken for a couple by people. they may or may be not, but nekoma's first years actually asked fukunaga and yamamoto if their setter was dating their captain.

    ￫  and yamamoto makes sure to always remind kenma of this, until kuroo actually loses it and scares him.

￫ i know everybody thinks that, but when i say that kuroo is like the kozume's other son, i mean it.

   ￫ since when kuroo was little he used to stay at their house, they made sure to make him feel the most comfortable possible in there.

    ￫ kenma's parent are used to kuroo being there so they don't even ask him anymore if he's going to stay for dinner, they just cook or order food for four people.

    ￫ they also apprecciate and laugh when kenma tries to go back playing videogames instead of eating meals and he basically blocks him so that he can't escape.

     ￫ kuroo never had a mom, and kenma's mother knows that, so she always made sure kuroo felt loved by her and complimented him when he made something.

    ￫ and on that note, kuroo sometimes called her "mom" on accident. he and kenma were 10 and 9, but kenma got so jealous of his mom that he ignored him for the whole afternoon, refusing to play volleyball for that day.

    ￫ but i also like to think that kuroo's family met and loves kenma just as much as the kozume's, and i feel kuroo's grandparents are worried about the blonde all the time.

￫ it's canon that kenma has average grades and that it's like that because kuroo helps him studying. they spend afternoons at kenma's house with kenma always distracting himself from his books and notes and kuroo trying to make their sessions a little lighter by creating jokes and stories about the subjects. kenma doesn't really like the jokes, but he loves the stories kuroo writes just for him.

￫ kenma probably stays in class most of the time, and when kuroo come to his class to talk to him, all of kenma's classmates are stunned. how can that quiet boy be friends with the volleyball club's captain...?

￫ also, since kenma had a lot of problems dealing with third years during his first year, once discovering that he was going to be captain, kuroo began being more confident with them and defended kenma more than before,

    ￫ but i know that he always made sure the second and first years reminded the boy of his values.

￫ ... and when he was in his first year, kuroo talked a lot about kenma to kai and yaku, to the point they were really curious to see him and were very pleased to finally meet him.

      ￫ they already knew what his boundaries and weaknesses were because of kuroo and respected him since his arrive, so kenma actually liked them a lot and never felt the need to bicker them because of how much grateful he was.

￫ same goes with bokuto. he and kuroo met in their first year at the usual summer camp organized by tokyo's schools, and in his second year, he was very excited to meet him.

    ￫ since bokuto is... bokuto, kenma found him a little to energetic for him, but he also liked to observe him playing - until he tried to ask him to set for him for what was supposed to be twenty minutes, but turned in almost two hours.

￫ kuroo has lots of photos of kenma in his phone, and him being him caused kenma to have a pic of them as his phone wallpaper.

￫ he says he is too lazy to change it, but he actually like it a lot.

￫ in one panel of the manga, when hinata and kenma are texting, kenma is shown to have many more texts than hinata, despite him not talking that much to people. and who's the one who always tries to make kenma talk and is literally all the time worried about him?

￫ even if he doesn't show it in the most common way - from others’ point of view -, kenma cares about kuroo just how much kuroo cares about him.

￫ kenma has always been scared of what people thought about him, but kuroo knows that side of him that he has never showed anyone. their teammates knows that there's nobody as intuitive as he is, but kuroo also knows about what can make him weak and how to handle his emotion.

￫ even tho, let's be honest, kuroo is way more a crier than kenma is.

￫ when they have movie nights, kenma sometimes picks rom-coms or dramas just to make him cry.

   ￫ but he also lets him express his feelings as much as he can, because he admires that side of kuroo, and wishes he never repress emotions like he tends to do.

￫ before important matches, kenma also tends to bicker with lev or yamamoto just for kuroo's entertaining, because he doesn't want him to be too nervous.

￫ kuroo thought of a motto to say before matches in his second year.

   ￫ sometimes the first and second years went to the school's gym on sundays to practice on their own, and kenma being their setter made him notice how fast he could adapt to every member, even without talking to them at all.

   ￫ he felt like kenma made silent connections with everyone of them, and it was because of his intelligence and observation skills.

   ￫ but with kenma not being that athletic, he knew the other members needed to compensate.

￫ when they were little, kenma always proposed to kuroo new videogames, and he was more than happy to play them, even though he always preferred playing volleyball. 

￫ kenma started to notice how kuroo began to lose interest in his games, and at one point he asked his parents if he could buy certain games just because he thought kuroo would like them more. he even made them buy a volleyball game, and kuroo actually enjoyed the thought, but proposed to kenma to play in real life.

￫ and finally, at his graduation, kuroo was the student with the highest grades, and being the volleyclub-who-went-to-the-national's captain he had to make a speech in front of the whole school.

   ￫ trying to be funny, he made some science jokes, but nobody except for kai laughed.

￫ also, he was so nervous he misspelled so many words, and his dad recorded the whole ceremony. at home, he made tetsurou, kenma, and their respective families watch that and kenma laughed so hard he thought he was gonna suffocate.

[lovestrucklosers-archive]

taming the kittens (p.)

summary; they’re curious. of course they are; they’ve never had a manager before, so this should be interesting.

words; 1,162 words

parts; prologue ~ kuroo ~ kai ~ yaku ~ yamamoto ~ kenma ~ fukunaga ~ inuoka ~ lev ~ shibayama ~ epilogue

a/n; this is gonna b. long. uh oh. this is just the prologue/introduction and uh. yea. its basically gonna b abt me getting closer 2 the team of nekoma :) anyways. i often switch between they/them n she/her 4 myself so. hope itz not too disorientating :>

the door is opened suddenly, and two girls enter the gym. one’s slightly taller than the other, with brown-blonde hair, glasses, and carrying a colorful wallet. the other, also having glasses, instead has dyed hair, and is clutching her phone in her hand as if it’s made of glass. 

“sorry for the intrusion!” the taller one exclaims towards the coaches. she’s by their side in an instant, while the one with dyed hair lags behind. she glances at the guys playing their practice match against each other and flushes, turning her attention back to the people in front of her.

they spoke in hushed tones to the coach and introduced themselves, albeit the one with dyed hair spoke the quietest. the taller one introduced herself as mallory, and her little sibling as sienna. the two coaches and mallory chattered on, sitting down on the bench beside them while sienna sat beside her awkwardly, resorting to looking at her phone when they got bored. 

soon enough, the conversation ended when nekomata called the boys over, having them huddle around him. sienna inched away, twirling the string of her hoodie around her finger. they dispersed quickly, moving to presumably clean up, and mallory resumed the conversation, but drew sienna in.

“so, sienna, would you be interested in bein’ a manager for the team?” sienna jumped slightly, turning her head towards her sister. at that moment, she felt a couple of pairs of eyes staring at her. 

“w-what?” 

“i said - would you be interested in -”

“i heard you the first time!” she exclaimed in english. she dropped her phone into her lap, and lowered her voice, “what would i.. do exactly?”

mallory gestured towards nekomata, and he cleared his throat, and began speaking in japanese. “well, you’re responsible for the general well-being of the team.. for starters, you’d be refilling water bottles, helping with injuries, writing down the statistics of the team-play, as well as cheering the team on, and more... do you know any first aid?”

“well i - um... i know cpr if that helps...”

nekomata gave her a cat-like grin. she forced herself not to shudder; it’s in his name to be cat-like, afterall. he continued on, “yes, that does help. but it all depends if you’re willing to commit or not.”

“um.. well..” she looked at her sister for help, who stuck her tongue out and gave her little sibling a thumbs-up. sienna looked back with furrowed brows. they sighed, glancing at the poles that had held up the now-taken down net.

“sienna isn’t going to be attendin’ the high school, though.” mallory swooped in, putting an arm over said sibling. “she’s goin’ to be doing online school, so would she still be able to help?”

“if i even wanted to be the manager.” sienna thought.

“i believe it’d be fine,” the other coach, naoi, added on. “as long as you kept your grades up, at least.”

mallory looked at sienna pointedly. sienna spluttered and lightly hit her shoulder, “oh, shut up! you were the same exact way when you were in school!” this earned a chuckle from nekomata.

she ruffled their hair while they protested, and faced the two coaches again with a grin. “i’m sure that won’t be a problem. sienna’s a smart person.. most of the time.” 

“rude!” 

nekomata moved on swiftly. “so, sienna, are you interested in managing the team?”

“...” they stayed silent, listening to the sound of sneakers against the wooden floor. she felt a storm in her stomach, slowly moving up through her throat and out through her mouth.

“i’ll do it.. i mean - yea, i’m interested.”

nekomata smiled, as well as mallory. “aw, wow, my sister’s growin’ up so fast.” she cooed, giving them a playful smile. sienna stuck their tongue out in response. 

“well,” mallory got up and stretched. sienna winced while hearing some bones crack. “we’d love to stick around and everything, but unfortunately, we’ve still got some unpacking to do. when does school usually end?”

“at exactly 3:15.” 

“got it!” mallory grinned. “tomorrow at 3:15 it is.”

“it’s gonna take a little while for me to walk here, you know.” sienna interjected, crossing their arms. “like... at least 5 minutes..”

“oh, that’s nothing compared to where we used to live!” her sister laughed, “we had to drive around 30 minutes a day to get to our old high school.”

“anyways!” sienna prodded her in the side. 

“oh! right.” mallory dusted herself off and pulled sienna to their feet, bowing respectfully. “sorry, once again, for the intrusion. it was nice talking to you!”

nekomata waved it off. “my pleasure. i’ll see you tomorrow, sienna.”

she gulped, nodded, and strode outside. her sister quickly caught up, and began chattering about how it will be like being a manager. they could only look at their own feet, however. their hands felt clammy. hopefully this feeling would resolve itself as they got home...

—

that feeling certainly never went away. in fact, it stayed with them all the way until they entered the gym for a second time. they had even tried to calm themself down by talking to one of their friends, but to no avail. 

she stood by the door for a few more moments. she practiced her breathing; in for 5, hold for 5, out for 5. she exhaled shakily, changed her shoes and slowly opened the door. she was hit with the scent of sweat almost immediately. 

sienna stepped in and closed the door behind them. the guys seemed to be crowded all around the two coaches, but as soon as she stepped in, she felt all eyes on her. she flushed bright red and glanced down at the ground.

“it looks like you arrived at the right time.” nekomata beckoned her closer, and she stood by the group. “this is sienna, and she’ll be your new manager.”

he looked at them expectantly, and she froze, cycling through every possible thing they could say.

“u-um...” she fiddled with her hands. “my name is... my name is sienna, and i’m hoping to become your manager! i may not be fluent in japanese just yet, but i promise i’ll do my best... please take care of me as i will take care of you..!” she bowed in front of them. she could feel the bile rising up in her throat, but she forced it down. they raised themself back up and continued to avoid eye contact.

in return, the group of guys bowed back at her and greeted her. she jumped from the sudden noise. nekomata gave her a reassuring smile, and she relaxed. the guys moved on quickly, and were on the court practicing serving in a flash. 

she mentally slapped herself, forcing herself to relax. she closed her eyes. she exhaled, and opened her eyes. 

“you’ll be fine.” she assured herself. “all you need to do is be yourself, be friendly, be kind, and you’ll tame the beast.”