#fujin incorrect quotes

[ff8incorrectquotes]

Raijin: But who gets which pencil? Seifer: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Fujin gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.

[deadskiesandlemonlime]

Raiden: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Fujin: I’m starting to see why the mortals aren’t fond of you, brother

[purpledusty]

Fujin: You know, the dad life suits you.

Raiden, holding a crying Kung Lao and Liu Kang in each arm, and looking like he needs a night of sleep for the first time in his existence: You're not helping.

[jentasticart]

Fujin: *stubs their toe* aaa-! FUCK!

Raiden: mind your language, brother!

Fujin: what else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Raiden: ...

Fujin: you have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

[jaydraw209]

Fujin: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT ANGER RAIDEN TO THE POINT THAT HE TURNED INTO DARK RAIDEN?!

Kung Lao, hiding as Dark Raiden murders the shit out of Demons: I'm just saying hypothetically How would calm him?

[between-the-matches-verse]

Between the Matches Incorrect Quotes #1

Cassie: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!

Takeda: KILL IT! SMASH IT!

Jacqui: BURN IT!

Cassie: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!

Kung Jin: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

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Kotal: Does everyone know their job for today?

Ermac: Water the flowers.

Reptile: Vacuum the carpet.

Ferra: Wash the dishes.

Erron Black: Pretend to be a wolverine.

Kotal: Close enough.

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Jax: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Sonya: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Johnny Cage walks in*

Sonya: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Liu Kang: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Kung Jin: Did Kung Lao say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Liu Kang: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Rain: How the hell did you crash the car?!

Mileena: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Mileena: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Rain: ...

Tanya, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

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Raiden: When's the last time you slept?

Fujin: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Raiden: A few- how many?!

Fujin: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Raiden: What you need is sleep!

[bloody-arty-myths]

Fujin: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Fujin is such a nice person, Fujin is so happy-go-lucky! Fujin can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Fujin CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Fujin IS in a bad mood

Raiden: I just wanted to know how you are??

[lunaria1]

Thank @running-with-the-feels for giving me this idea! And yeah I will include my oc into this because I have writer's block and I need to do something with her.

Raiden: Did anyone get injured during the night?

Lunaria clearly confused: No...? What are you talking about?

Fujin: Well me and Raiden heard a lot of noises coming from Hanzo's and Kuai Liang's room last night. It sounded... concerning to say the last.

Lunaria confused until it clicked: *laughing* Oh no no no. No one got hurt.

Raiden+ Fujin: By the elder Gods what happened than?!

Lunaria: You guys haven't heard of sex?

*Both Gods looking confused*

*Lunaria takes a couple of seats out and a clipboard* Sit. Time for you to get a sex ed lesson.

[one-braincelled-child]

Here are some more MK incorrect quotes.

Kung Lao facing his revenant: "Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions."

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Kitana: "My hands are cold."

Liu Kang: "Here, let me hold them."

Kitana: "My lips are cold too."

Liu Kang: *covers Kitana's mouth with his hand*

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Liu Kang: "HELP! I TOLD KITANA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!"

Kung Lao, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: "And you thought I could help?"

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Jade: "The only straight I am is a straight-up badass."

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Liu Kang: "Relationships should be 50/50. Kitana cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty."

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Fujin: "The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math."

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Skarlet: "My aesthetic is 'would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens.'"

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Mileena: "I don't dab. I stab."

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OC'S COMINGGGGGGGG

[edrieis]

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[angelbroad]

Kakkō: I like someone but I don't know how to tell you.

Fujin: Just rip the bandage off.

Kakkō: It's Raiden.

Fujin: Put the bandage back on.

[loverofthewindgod]

💚WildWind💙 Incorrect Quotes

Sienna: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Fujin: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Fujin : Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Sienna : What? Like J F K W S Q X-

Fujin : No, like, U R A Q T.

Sienna : Awwww!

Sienna : Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Fujin : The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Sienna : Stop.

Sienna : I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Fujin : What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Sienna , already taking off their clothes: God, Fujin , you’re so fucking stupid.

Fujin: Sienna , you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Sienna , naked in Fujin's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Fujin, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

Sienna : Go fuck yourself.

Fujin , smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

Fujin: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Sienna : Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Sienna: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Fujin: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Sienna : Relationships should be 50/50. Fujin cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Sienna : Know why I called you in here?

Fujin: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Sienna: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

Fujin : Are we fighting or flirting?

Sienna : I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Fujin: Your point?

Fujin, throwing their head into Sienna s lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Sienna , lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Fujin: How do I tell Sienna that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

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Tagging: @ninibear3000, @vivilovespink, @huepazu, @krysta-cross, @theelderhazelnut, and anyone else interested!

[insideliascrazyhead]

Fujin:You're nearly in the middle of nowhere!You can scream and nobody hears you,so isolated.Nobody comes to help you!

Shibaman totally done with their bullshit:Nobody would wanna come to help you anyways you little bitch!

[purpledusty]

Fujin, holding a crying Kung Lao: You have any ideas how to stop this?

Bo'Rai Cho: Have you tried vodka?

Fujin: BO'RAI CHO!

[zoetheneko]

Zoe

Name: Zoe

Pronouns: She/her

Gender: Female

Birthday: April 22nd

Age: 17

Height: 5" 6

Alignement: Chaotic good

Mbti: INFP

Core value: Discovery

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Species: Kemonomimi (Human with mammal ears and tail)

Origins: Earthrealm

Nationality: Canadian

Current location: State of Washington, U.S.

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Phobias:

N/A

Philias:

Pluviophilia - Love of rainy weather

Pyrophilia - Love of fire

Cardiophilia - Love of hearts

Autophilia - Love of solitude

Nemophilia - Love of forests

Opacarophilia - Love of sunsets

Ailurophilia - Love of cats

Favourite foods/drinks:

Pepsi

Water

Boba tea

Coffee

Cheese

French fries

Ice cream

Grilled cheese

Meats

Other favourite stuff:

Hello kitty

The colour pink

Memes

Traveling

Her friends (even if she has a hard time showing them affection)

Video games

Personnality:

Zoe is a generaly calm and reserved person. Interacting with people is not one of her strength, which make sense because she has autism. But if a chance is given and Zoe gets to be more in touch with somebody, she can be very sweet and reliable, and as long as they respect her, she'll respect them.

She does have a few things that people close to her may find understandably disturbing, like enjoying burning down things a lil too much sometimes during missions or litteraly owning a collection of hearts of everyone and everything she killed.

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Mentors:

John Rambo (also her gardian and friend)

Fujin

Havik

Kung Jin

Friends/allies:

John Rambo

Cassie Cage

Jacqui Briggs

Takeda Takahashi

Kung Jin

Sonya Blade

Johnny Cage

Jax briggs

Kenshi Takahashi

Kurtis Stryker

Hanzo Hasashi

Kuai Liang

Fujin

Dia (@darialovesstuff )

Megan (@scentedcandleibex )

Iris (@scentedcandleibex )

Lady Shenra (@huepazu )

Huepazu (@huepazu )

Sienna (@loverofthewindgod )

Ombra (@theelderhazelnut )

Neutral/complicated:

Havik

Hotaru

Raiden

Ennemies:

Shao Khan

Frost

Shang Tsung

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Weapons:

Survival knife (A gift from Rambo) - Her main weapon. She can also turn it into a single-side bladed one-hand sword by covering the original blade with a glowy crystal-like solid material which is used as an extention. It shatters into fading pieces when it's done being used or the offense is stopped midway by the opponent.

Claws made of her magic.

Powers/abilities:

Zoe is weilder of a magic that is proper to her. Nobody knows how or why she required it, and to be fair, Zoe doesn't know either. But it has been proven to be capable of great utility and destruction. This magic is recognizable by its pink hues.

Pyromancy

Fire breath

Crystal-like solid creation/manipulation

Blood combustion - It allows her to set blood on fire, either if it's her own or somebody elses.

Faster healing

Increasing the temperature of seperate parts of her body.

Increase her strength

Increase her speed

Important fact: Zoe's eyes, hands and heart light up when her powers are heavily used.

Appearance:

Outfits:

Main:

Stealth mode:

Extras:

(You won't see that leg scar often tho)

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Her backstory

Playlist

Pinterest

Incorrect quotes w/ Rambo

Headcanon #1

Tagging:

@mitsuko-saito - @darialovesstuff - @scentedcandleibex - @huepazu - @theelderhazelnut - @zombieoffender - @bloody-arty-myths - @takiisieju-moved - @loverofthewindgod - @katieblossum - @onehornedbeast - @mortalkombat-lover - @jaydraw209 - @devilzukin7 - @asweetlovesong - @nameispai - @malewifefirestar - @licoricelump - @sirmidezz - @geeky-trash01

[jaydraw209]

Fujin: This is a different kind of Sorcery.

Raiden: It's just a height difference, Fujin.

Fujin: And we're BOTH gods! It's completely unfair that you're taller than me!

Dojin: Idiots, I'm tallest out of all 5 of us.

Fujin: That's because you're a fucking GOLEM, sister!

Dojin: You know you're talking a lot of shit for a god who's forbidden to have children!

Fujin: LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTY BITCH-

Kojin and Suijin: YES, KILL EACH OTHER!

Raiden, On the Phone: Hello Cetrion? Yes it's me. Yes, We got in a fight again.