#fuckwith me

[amethyinst]

"im so delulu" girl ill show you a fucking crazy person.grow up. you wouldnt know a delusion if it sucked your dick and fucked you in the ass. you goddamn fucking child.

[bigbigtruck]

It's getting chilly again so I'm gonna share a cheap hearty easy recipe I like to make in winter

1 tube-thingy hot & spicy sausage (my mom always used Jimmy Dean; I've used turkey sausage and spicy Impossible sausage, your pref)

2 russet potatoes, chopped into bite size pieces (you can use red or gold potatoes, but they aren't as cheap and take a little longer to cook)

1 can black beans, undrained

1 can kidney beans, undrained

1 16 oz can tomatoes, stewed, whole, diced, whatever (I like the fire roasted kind)

1 white onion, diced (yellow is fine too)

2 or 3 cloves garlic, diced

1 or 2 bay leaves

chicken broth or water (I combine them), enough to cover

salt, pepper, thyme and herbs to taste

Sweat the onions in a pan with a little oil or fat; add garlic, add sausage. Stir frequently til sausage is crumbly and brown and onions are caramelized. Throw EVERYTHING in a pot. Stovetop at medium heat or crock pot, whatever. Just dump it all in there. (stir it up of course) I prefer crock pot bc less supervision. Cook til potato chunks are soft. It's good out the pot but way better after 24 hours in the fridge, plus you can skim any excess fat off the top after it's been refrigerated.

Ideal if u live alone for bean reasons but also bc it runs me $7-10 to make 5~6 servings depending on where I shop (but we already have the herbs/bay leaf)

anyway it's good and SUPER fuckwithable if you need substitutions.

I hope nobody reblogged this before I remembered to add the canned tomatoes

[marcygoo]

fuckwith me

[lawbotcj]

Ok at first i would feel like very very scared and ashamed of gay thoughts/attraction to the older men i am friends with at shelter and now im like ok whatever im just a humans this is normal i guess but i still dont know what on earth to do with these feelings i feel like still full pf fear and shame do you understand (shaking you so violently ) i never even felt like i experience physical visual attraction in a sexual way of irl bodies until like 5 months ago from hrt changing me i was only able to fuckwith looking at cartoons do hou undersand me (breaks my cane in half in front of you) god damnit

[rosyronkey]

the colour green but a darker and/or khaki green

i like green i fuckwith this

TELL ME WHAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH ME

[dxsturbia]

No, not ice cold not feeling ignorant you’re not un fuckwithable you’re stupid

Stupid underhanded, ignorant, snakes, and I don’t know how many people you have gotten killed and blamed it on me

Open your goddamn mouth stop calling the cops on my friends. Stop calling the cops on me. Stop having Kira‘s car towed and fucking speak. Stop following me. Stop breaking into my apartment and open your goddamn ignorant mouth

Because baby, I know what they have on me and everything you did was illegal too vigilante justice is illegal

[vicecommon27]

TRACKLIST : 0:06 Kxllswxtch - YASOPP VS Cromatik - SWING 0:19 Oddprophet - Angels & Blindfolds 0:45 INFEKT - CHEF KISS (SAMPLIFIRE REMIX) VS MOB X MIKESHIFT - THE ART OF JUMPING X MVRDA - BALL LICKER VS I AM X SPASS -ICH BIN SPAB 1:16 Izadi - Astral VS LOWER X HEXX - EYE CONTACT VS ROI -WHATS GOING ON HERE 1:27 PROSECUTE - INFINITE SOLITUDE 1:39 MISS THE BLOCKS VS AWEMINUS X OG NIXING GLOCK BOYZ VS AUTOMHATE X MAD DUBZ - POPPE 2:04 VICE COMMON - HATE AS FUEL (LEAVE YOUR THINGS BEHIND) 2:36 ☣(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞NEWDAY2008☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)☣ [taconiel] VS DUCKBEATS - LEAN WITH IT VS EXPLOIT -FUCKWITH 3:25 AKEOS - COMIN WITH ME VS LEOTRIX PINBALL HYPOCRISY 3:55 VICE COMMON - NICOTINE GIRLZ (FLUTTERHIGH) 4:20 VICE COMMON - HATE AS FUEL (LEAVE YOUR THINGS BEHIND)

[cinemaphiliacc]

dont fuckwith me im a pro at roblox mini golf

[psychotrope777]

dont Ever fucking Fuckwith me

[blarrghe]

Happy Talk Shop Tuesday! What's one trope/cliche that you would never get tired of (reading and/or writing)? What's one that you love but you think it's overdone/not typically done well? And what's one that makes you dnf? <3 - @fieldsofview

I don't think I'll ever get tired of putting Taren x Dorian into Situations, but thats not exactly a trope. I love the developing relationship stage, especially with a dramtic misunderstanding or two, and doing that in all my ships is very fun. Enemies-to-lovers has been a blast that I'm sure to try again. Looking at all my writing, there are definitely a few staple things I reuse, but I think they're less tropes and more character features. I love banter, and dumb jokes, and character foils... Flashbacks might be one of my bingo-card Things. I love me a flashback to events before our story for some character development/depth.

I dont read enough fanfic to say what's overdone or not typically done well. I think the main issue that I find myself disliking is just when a character is ooc as part of the Situation. Like, throw that guy into a wildly different scenario and explore what it does to him still being that guy, not "and thus he is already an entirely different guy." You know?

AUs and reimaginings are something I love doing, so it's something I guess I'm picky about. And I'm almost certain you could find me fic where the character being ooc as part of the situation was a really well done part of it ;) I'll try anything if its well written. And what well written means to me is subjective and subject to change...

I dont know what dnf means but I'm reading it "do not fuckwith" do not follow? and honestly, Idk. A lot of things can be made compelling that I wouldn't have thought I'd like. I'm sure theres stuff out there for ships and tropes that sound wildly awful to me that are just being done so well. Never say never. I back out of stuff for sheer not liking it reasons all the time, and it's always something I clicked on thinking I'd enjoy, but then I got bored or annoyed by some quality of the writing. I get sick of my own shit that I wrote for me all the time too! Then I have to go write new shit with what I learned. Mostly it comes down to form.

[f0xd13-blog]

Of course I will still joke.bout u think u can make this shit and shut me up lol i'm literally the joker u fuckwith me i'm going to laugh it out the pain. Give it me the pasta yah don't stop.the fetucini now

[royvalentine]

erm erm.. tewi for the character ask game 👍

doing all of them!

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

well u must understand she is the funny rabbit

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

i like her design a lot! it's simple but that doesn't make it bad

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

she needs to be in more games.

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

i think she should be in a 24/7 bird feeder livestream

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

her imperishable night stage theme!

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

oh i have no idea uhh. we r both schemers

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

i like when ppl draw her as an itty bitty little thing who is very small. this is because she is very small.

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

some touhou fans are weird and i will keep it at that.

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

oh absolutely not she would scheme so much

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

yeah probably!

11. Would you date this character?

no... i am already taken

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

i think the idea of her actually being the white rabbit of inaba is funny like yeah she's almost as old as like, eirin and yukari and she looks like this -> :3

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

obviously :3

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

idk i don't know stuff about that

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

none of them...

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

idk i just don't ship her with anybody i don't do a lot of touhou shipping in general

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

see above

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

i think her and reisen are funny bc of how fuckwithable reisen is

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

this would require tewi to interact with more characters...

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

these are so specific... idk like i said her and reisen are funny

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

i haven't written a lot of touhou i will have to tho

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?

because sometimes touhou fans are weird i try and not look at the ao3 for it... so i do not read much

23. Favorite picture of this character?

whatever this thing is (from mystia's izakaya, the best game ever made)

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

i kind of think about her and roy fireemblem at the same time a lot despite them not having a lot in common but this is only bc roy is also rabbit (To Me!)

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

i knew her from an iosys song and thought animal funny... now i know more about her and i still think animal funny

26. FREEBIE QUESTION!!

[castielsparkle]

I need to macrodose vaccines so i can get more autism and transsexualism. Ill snort a fucking vaccine Fuckwith me

[syn4k]

its a common misconception that im unfuckwithable. i am actually incredibly fuckwithable. its just that when people do fuck with me terrible things tend to happen (explosions, cholera outbreaks, steroid geese, etc) so everybody's kinda just learned after a while to Not. Do that

don't fuck with me. i don't have the power of god or anime on my side but what i do have is severe anxiety and impulsive tendencies and if you spook me i am going to do something that will severely endanger us both. i don't know what that something actually Is but it wont be great for anybody involved. seriously for both your sake and mine don't fuck with me

[911ineedhelp]

Spot on for my day!!!!!

[valebatcattusmoved]

“I thought it meant Eevee boy?”