#fuckwith me

[amethyinst]

"im so delulu" girl ill show you a fucking crazy person.grow up. you wouldnt know a delusion if it sucked your dick and fucked you in the ass. you goddamn fucking child.

[bigbigtruck]

It's getting chilly again so I'm gonna share a cheap hearty easy recipe I like to make in winter

1 tube-thingy hot & spicy sausage (my mom always used Jimmy Dean; I've used turkey sausage and spicy Impossible sausage, your pref)

2 russet potatoes, chopped into bite size pieces (you can use red or gold potatoes, but they aren't as cheap and take a little longer to cook)

1 can black beans, undrained

1 can kidney beans, undrained

1 16 oz can tomatoes, stewed, whole, diced, whatever (I like the fire roasted kind)

1 white onion, diced (yellow is fine too)

2 or 3 cloves garlic, diced

1 or 2 bay leaves

chicken broth or water (I combine them), enough to cover

salt, pepper, thyme and herbs to taste

Sweat the onions in a pan with a little oil or fat; add garlic, add sausage. Stir frequently til sausage is crumbly and brown and onions are caramelized. Throw EVERYTHING in a pot. Stovetop at medium heat or crock pot, whatever. Just dump it all in there. (stir it up of course) I prefer crock pot bc less supervision. Cook til potato chunks are soft. It's good out the pot but way better after 24 hours in the fridge, plus you can skim any excess fat off the top after it's been refrigerated.

Ideal if u live alone for bean reasons but also bc it runs me $7-10 to make 5~6 servings depending on where I shop (but we already have the herbs/bay leaf)

anyway it's good and SUPER fuckwithable if you need substitutions.

I hope nobody reblogged this before I remembered to add the canned tomatoes

[stans-kissing]

What age is ur favorite stancest? Old men? Teenagers? Mullet x Paranoid? Some combination?

everytime i get an ask like this i have to tie myself to the wall so i dont tweak the fuck out and type up 9k words

okay so if you ve been following me for a while youll know i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TEEN STAAAAAAAAAANS. theyre so inch resting to me theryre so cutesit and theres so mcuh you can do wih them and GAHHHHH. im honna make a longer psot about this soon but one version of them ive been thinking about so hard lately is like. ford thinks stan is the coolest fucker ALIVE hes like such a nerdy dweeb fangirling over everythign stan does like. he goes to his boxing matches and is like Woah and whenever stan comes back after sneaking out fords like You sohuldnt do that!!!!11!11!! but inside he's like. oh my hgosh. hes so cool. hes so cool. Basically fords in love with stans bad boy persona and one time he caught stan smoking a cigarette and when stan blew the smoke in his face ford almost fell over because of how instantley hard he got

ANOTHER COMBINATION I REEEEALLY LIKE. is old man character developed ford and teen stan when hes like 19/20 and still kinda freshly homeless still trying to figure out how to survive. like awuggdhs thinking about old man ford who loves stanley to death finding his sweet little brother hungry and cold and he did that, ford did that, and he would just feel so guilty and horrible and stan would be so like. hesitant to accept his care but would eventually crumble and fall into fords arms and ford would give him a shower and apolohize 400 times and yeah you get the idea. ford needs to care for his brother.

i also fuckwith 30s stancest SO hard. i need them to fuck so nasty HARDCORE style. hate sex hate sex hate sex HATE SEX NOWN NOWN NOWNWONWOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNWONW

yeah i love when twins fuck

[extinctiondebt]

”every1 who’s isolated just isn’t showing up for other ppl enough” is so weird to hear when ppl have told me they think I am isolated bcoz I show up almost too much. too fuckwithable. too easy to take for granted. i think I drained all of that out of me though and now I am for real a do nothing for nobody type, which is probly a good point from which to build up an idea of what I actually can offer both to myself and others. i must remind myself it’s just the process and I’m not actually for real totally useless and worthless like I stopped being ppls therapist and jester and punching bag on purpose. and that’s a good thing even if everything is empty now. ragh. this IS the grindstone?

[clearlightwired]

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Choose the manner of your death

Dying Of Terminal Moe

if i had the chance to plan it (and didn't get to choose to die old and happy and whatever), i think i'd want the actual dying to just be an opioid overdose. delicious fentanyl cocktail

but BEFORE and AFTER would be an opportunity for aesthetic pics like never before. (typed quite a lot about this before realizing that probably i shouldn't put some of that on my main blog...)

i would fuck with having danganronpa execution. i have no idea what it would be like but it would be fuckwithable. blog readers tell me what my danganronpa execution would be 🙏

[lawbotcj]

Ok at first i would feel like very very scared and ashamed of gay thoughts/attraction to the older men i am friends with at shelter and now im like ok whatever im just a humans this is normal i guess but i still dont know what on earth to do with these feelings i feel like still full pf fear and shame do you understand (shaking you so violently ) i never even felt like i experience physical visual attraction in a sexual way of irl bodies until like 5 months ago from hrt changing me i was only able to fuckwith looking at cartoons do hou undersand me (breaks my cane in half in front of you) god damnit

[confluence-and-drift]

So I've had a super stressful few days and hence I can't help but groan as I notice that there's a letter inside my door that I missed earlier, an official looking one. Ohshit.

Thankfully, it turns out to be good news. Long term followers of this blog might remember how Dundee City Council fucked me over by charging my council tax for an entire year and a bit after I moved out of there because my asshole landlord pretended that I hadn't told him I was leaving and was charging that + rent and sent the court summons to the vacated property. My ex, who also lived with me at that address in 2015, was the one who told me all of this as her wages started getting docked. That was the first either of us heard about it all.

Unfortunately she was only able to get her lawyers to overturn the cost against herself, as I moved out on a different day and me being someone unable to afford costs and since all I could do was prove I lived elsewhere ("We can give you the discount for dwelling in multiple properties as this does not prove you did not also live here in Dundee" Fuck off ¬_¬ ), it was another unearned debt to my name that I just had to put up with because of capitalism and legal aid cuts. So back to today's letter. It's from Dundee City Council, who at some point seem to have decided that pursing me for the amount wouldn't get them as they indeed didn't have proof that I lived there it turns out you do indeed need to prove that someone was resident at a property and not prove someone was NOT resident at a property. That or my landlord had to officially declare the truth as part of some kind of paperwork. He was a semi-illiterate adult (I swear I'm not joking. Nothing is more alarming than realising this about someone you need super-important paperwork from. This is another reason why I couldn't prove I moved out, because the dumb fuck didn't seem to understand the need for paperwork, nevermind supply me the right kind) so maybe the fuckwith failed at defrauding the council of tax he should have owed them, and now Dundee City Council looked at their records and noticed that my account is in credit to the value of all of the payments I've made to it ever since I realised I couldn't fight them without thousands of pounds extra to my name for a solicitor, and are asking me to send them a bank account so they can refund this credit.

And...it's a substantial amount. Not huge, as due to my financial circumstances I got away with making fairly small payments, but it's been many years since 2016-2017 when I first got this bad news and now here I am. This amount, if I do end up getting it should be super super helpful, though I still don't know if they'll pull out some last second excuse to claw the money back, so who knows. I'm just about to go to their website and fill in my details. Wish me luck!

[rosyronkey]

the colour green but a darker and/or khaki green

i like green i fuckwith this

TELL ME WHAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH ME

[r0kea]

dont fuckwith me im a pro at roblox mini golf

[areyouafraid]

dont Ever fucking Fuckwith me

[blarrghe]

Happy Talk Shop Tuesday! What's one trope/cliche that you would never get tired of (reading and/or writing)? What's one that you love but you think it's overdone/not typically done well? And what's one that makes you dnf? <3 - @fieldsofview

I don't think I'll ever get tired of putting Taren x Dorian into Situations, but thats not exactly a trope. I love the developing relationship stage, especially with a dramtic misunderstanding or two, and doing that in all my ships is very fun. Enemies-to-lovers has been a blast that I'm sure to try again. Looking at all my writing, there are definitely a few staple things I reuse, but I think they're less tropes and more character features. I love banter, and dumb jokes, and character foils... Flashbacks might be one of my bingo-card Things. I love me a flashback to events before our story for some character development/depth.

I dont read enough fanfic to say what's overdone or not typically done well. I think the main issue that I find myself disliking is just when a character is ooc as part of the Situation. Like, throw that guy into a wildly different scenario and explore what it does to him still being that guy, not "and thus he is already an entirely different guy." You know?

AUs and reimaginings are something I love doing, so it's something I guess I'm picky about. And I'm almost certain you could find me fic where the character being ooc as part of the situation was a really well done part of it ;) I'll try anything if its well written. And what well written means to me is subjective and subject to change...

I dont know what dnf means but I'm reading it "do not fuckwith" do not follow? and honestly, Idk. A lot of things can be made compelling that I wouldn't have thought I'd like. I'm sure theres stuff out there for ships and tropes that sound wildly awful to me that are just being done so well. Never say never. I back out of stuff for sheer not liking it reasons all the time, and it's always something I clicked on thinking I'd enjoy, but then I got bored or annoyed by some quality of the writing. I get sick of my own shit that I wrote for me all the time too! Then I have to go write new shit with what I learned. Mostly it comes down to form.

[f0xd13-blog]

Of course I will still joke.bout u think u can make this shit and shut me up lol i'm literally the joker u fuckwith me i'm going to laugh it out the pain. Give it me the pasta yah don't stop.the fetucini now

[royvalentine]

erm erm.. tewi for the character ask game 👍

doing all of them!

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

well u must understand she is the funny rabbit

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

i like her design a lot! it's simple but that doesn't make it bad

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

she needs to be in more games.

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

i think she should be in a 24/7 bird feeder livestream

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

her imperishable night stage theme!

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

oh i have no idea uhh. we r both schemers

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

i like when ppl draw her as an itty bitty little thing who is very small. this is because she is very small.

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

some touhou fans are weird and i will keep it at that.

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

oh absolutely not she would scheme so much

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

yeah probably!

11. Would you date this character?

no... i am already taken

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

i think the idea of her actually being the white rabbit of inaba is funny like yeah she's almost as old as like, eirin and yukari and she looks like this -> :3

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

obviously :3

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

idk i don't know stuff about that

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

none of them...

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

idk i just don't ship her with anybody i don't do a lot of touhou shipping in general

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

see above

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

i think her and reisen are funny bc of how fuckwithable reisen is

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

this would require tewi to interact with more characters...

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

these are so specific... idk like i said her and reisen are funny

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

i haven't written a lot of touhou i will have to tho

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?

because sometimes touhou fans are weird i try and not look at the ao3 for it... so i do not read much

23. Favorite picture of this character?

whatever this thing is (from mystia's izakaya, the best game ever made)

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

i kind of think about her and roy fireemblem at the same time a lot despite them not having a lot in common but this is only bc roy is also rabbit (To Me!)

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

i knew her from an iosys song and thought animal funny... now i know more about her and i still think animal funny

26. FREEBIE QUESTION!!

[castielsparkle]

I need to macrodose vaccines so i can get more autism and transsexualism. Ill snort a fucking vaccine Fuckwith me

[syn4k]

its a common misconception that im unfuckwithable. i am actually incredibly fuckwithable. its just that when people do fuck with me terrible things tend to happen (explosions, cholera outbreaks, steroid geese, etc) so everybody's kinda just learned after a while to Not. Do that

don't fuck with me. i don't have the power of god or anime on my side but what i do have is severe anxiety and impulsive tendencies and if you spook me i am going to do something that will severely endanger us both. i don't know what that something actually Is but it wont be great for anybody involved. seriously for both your sake and mine don't fuck with me

[911ineedhelp]

Spot on for my day!!!!!