#fucking. crickets.
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wake up. check news. armenia is having its land taken away and people evacuated for the 500th time. nobody else seems to gives a shit that our culture is destroyed again and again. protestors are pushed out of the way with a fucking car. think im going to start eating mud from the ground
#armenia#azerbaijan#i fucking hate this man#there’s nothing quite like watching the persecution of your people start up again#and knowing you’ll never be able to see those beautiful sites and see those beautiful people#and i’ll never get to look at the buildings my ancestors did and run my hands on the walls in the same spots#there is something beautiful being lost here and i see nobody talking about it#fucking. crickets.
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Thinking abt the mole cricket
freaky ass mf
bitch ass face, tf u looking at
#I first saw it in our fucking ex condo 20+ floors high wtf was it doing#freakiest mf Ive ever seen#who needs cthulu when this is literally right here#mole cricket#insects#entomology#bugs
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They're gonna fucking kill us
Edit: Hey y'all .
#cricket chirping#inanimate insanity#osc#object show community#ii#They're gonna MURDER US IN COLD BLOOD THROUGH THE FUCKING SCREEN#WHAT THE HELL IS GONNA HAPPEN IN THIS FINALE!!!!!!!!
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genuinely cannot wrap my head around ofmd superfans raising over twenty thousand us dollars to put up BILLBOARDS in an attempt to save a tv show. fucking billboards. advertisements. $20k raised for a literal tv show in the midst of a genocide. no tv show on this planet is worth throwing thousands away on advertisements attempting to reverse a cancellation while a genocide is enacted. do you know how much you could do with $20k? besides, the debate on whether or not the show deserved to be cancelled does not matter one bit at this point. it is pointless. it is incredibly obvious where the ethics of these fans lie, especially the wealthy ones willing to fund an entire times square billboard. i just cant fucking understand it.
#also if i’m being honest? i really liked s1 but seriously the show was not as mind blowing and groundbreaking as you bitches act like it was#it’s just a tv show. it’s just a fucking tv show#as my wonderful friend cricket said. if they didn’t want it to be cancelled then maybe they should’ve made s2 good#yeehaws#ofmd#1k
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I think alotta ppl forget that dennis canonically is the best at drawing of the gang nd just focus on charlie being the artist of the gang, nd idk maybe i just wanted to slip that into ur mind
Like i have this funny scenario in my head where charlie challenges dennis to a drawing competition nd dennis draws a near realistic portrait of charlie while charlie vaguely scribbles out dennis but the rest of the gang is just like 'omg charlie i didnt know u cud draw'
art is subjective
#iasip#always sunny#charden#charlie kelly#dennis reynolds#mac mcdonald#trash trio#i understand wat ur saying bt i wdnt call den th best i cant look @ his boobacious women w.o crying#nd ther r several charlie arts i WISH i owned like th rat king nd th alligator @ his cricket art showcase FUCK SO HARD#this is a hilarious concept tho tysm i lovd doing this bless u fr sending :))#sorry i drew them as kids and not th whole gang fdkjn i tweaked ur idea [dennis hand motion 🤏👌🤏👌🤏]#ask#anon
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✅ Blue ✅ Twin protusions on head ✅ Sings
✅ This is a Miku
#sy.op#sy.png#pokemon#teraleak#meloetta#hatsune miku#design notes:#obv based her on bug type miku from the project voltage collab#but only the antennaes rlly#n the hat ig. i think it looks kinda weird but at least she doesnt look bald#i kept the 4 arms from the beta but made them sectioned so its more obvious shes bug type#n i turned the weird hair into the mic thing from her final design#also shes got a dress split in two to immitate both a concert conductor ig but mostly the wings on bugs#cuz i imagine shes based on a cicada or cricket. bugs that make music#i kept the colors from the final design also cuz they look better but changed the green to cyan tho. n made the beta colors into the shiny#also while drawing this i discovered she never had a shiny???? this is fucked up why are we shinylocking our beautiful singers#anyway this flopped on discord pls give me attention qq#beta meloetta
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"GRUMPY X SUNSHINE!!!!!!!" "WHEN THE SUNSHINE ACTUALLY HAS A REALLY SCARY SIDE AND THE GRUMPY ONE HAS A LOT OF SOFTNESS THAT THEY ONLY LIKE SHOWING TO THE SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖" okay so why the fuck are they so underrated
#you'll give me hundreds of pieces for two guys that hate each other's guts but it's fucking crickets for the canon adorable sapphic couple#hazbin hotel#chaggie#charlie morningstar#vaggie#mine
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assuming Dazai survives after all this shit (he will) and once all conflicts have settled can you imagine the conversation he and Chuuya would have regarding what happened in Meursault if it ever gets brought up. just like
Chuuya: tf did you mean "moments we did connect", "our fate" and "you and i are destined to" btw Dazai: i never said that you're straight up delusional
#enas.txt#bsd 109#bsd 109 spoilers#bungou stray dogs#nakahara chuuya#dazai osamu#skk#dazai's gonna be like#crickets...#who said that shit? not me#you must've been hallucinating about me#bc you're totally obsessed with me#and Chuuya's gonna be like what the fuck are you on#stop talking shit
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summary: short, soft moments with your lover, featuring tighnari and neuvillette (separately) in that order.
word count: ~1k composite
-> warnings: big mention of bugs in tighnari's ! none shown but theyre discussed, as are bug bites. none for neuvi.
-> gn reader (you/yours)
taglist: @samarill || @thenyxsky || @valeriele3 || @shizunxie || @boba-is-a-soup || @yuus3n || @esthelily || @turningfrogsgay || @cupandtea24 || @genshin-impacts-me || @chaoticfivesworld || @raaawwwr || @ryuryuryuyurboat || @undrxtxd || @rainswept || @wanderersqt || @rozz-eokkk
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bug bites were common among forest rangers. a special bug repellent was included in every pack, a black bottle with plain instructions. tighnari put effort into making it easy to apply and easier to understand, constantly finding new ways to promote its usage. if gone untreated, even small beestings can become serious. add onto it the fact that he was the one that inevitably had to treat them, and he had every motivation to ensure it was used. he made sure that spares were easily accessible, included demonstrations in training, and emphasized the importance of proper application before every patrol.
so why in teyvat did you keep getting bit?
every time, without fail, you returned from patrol scratching your wrist or ankle or wherever you inevitably got bit. and every time, he had to be the one to drag you to the medical hut. at least if you acknowledged the severity of the situation and brought your injuries to him on your own, that’d be understandable. he understood that the feeling of lotion wan’t bearable for everyone—he was in the process of transforming it into a mist to make it even easier—and he’d be happy to find ways to keep you inside if that was the case. there was no shortage of small chores to be done, and with collei now in full recovery, you could easily take her place.
but no. of course not. that would be too easy. his partner happened to be the most stubborn ranger on the squad, with the worst affinity for bugs he’d ever seen.
“how does this always happen to you?”
you shrug, pulling his mint plant off the shelf and beginning to tear off a few leaves. part of him is proud you at least know the proper treatment, though it’s quickly overshadowed by the angry swelling on your hand. he takes the leaves and nudges you toward the chair, searching his drawers for the rest of the poultice.
“how long ago did you get bit?”
“maybe half an hour.”
“half an-” he twisted open the tin with too much force, sighing. “and you didn’t come back immediately why?”
he can hear the smile in your voice. “it wasn’t that serious.”
“…what color was it?”
“yellow.”
“really?”
“and striped. probably a wasp.”
he didn’t know how you had the energy to be sassy, tearing the leaves into shreds and mixing it into the tin. your eyes were red with tears and you hissed when he spread the medicine over your wrist, clearly in pain. the area around your bite was hot to the touch, and he could feel his ears pull back in worry.
“why do you insist on going on patrol?” why do you insist on getting hurt?
“it’s not a big deal.” i don’t care about my pain.
“it is.” i do.
he wiped off his hands and grabbed a roll of bandages, wrapping your hand. your fingers flinched whenever he pulled it too tight. how could you insist on putting yourself at risk like this?
he taped down the end, holding your hand in his. “if it gets too itchy, come back to me, okay?” will you let me care for you?
“of course i will.” i’ll try.
he brought your hand to his, pressing a kiss to your knuckles.
maybe this time, you’d mean it.
rain was common in fontaine. gutters lined every road and fountains sprayed wherever there was enough room to put one. carved bricks channeled water out of the plazas, every inch of the city designed with rainfall in mind. steep roofs fell over wide awnings, thick greeting rugs in front of every building. when it rained, it poured, though no puddles lay in the streets. sharp lights cut through the dense fog hanging over ivory walls, lighting up the city even when the clouds blocked out the sun.
but the world did not come to a standstill merely because the weather asked it to. boots were sold covered in waterproof wax, many-layered skirts designed to flick off water in a single twirl. fashion was as beautiful as it was untouchable, the very idea of something being vulnerable to waterlog appalling and confusing. who would create such a thing? who would wear it without an umbrella? and, entirely separate from that: who would ever consider leaving the house without an umbrella?
umbrellas were as vital to fashion as they were to the ever-changing weather. they came in every color and shape, made to match every conceivable outfit one could wear. and if, by some miracle, you couldn’t find one that did, there were a plethora of boutiques offering custom embroidery. the steambird was eager to comment on the shifting designs across officials’ umbrellas, trends flowing in and out of their fashion column like the tide. everyone who worked in the court that had stepped outside on a rainy day—which was about as common as the sun rising—had their appearance meticulously documented; unless they refused being in the paper, of course, in which case other less-reputable sources picked up the story instead.
all were reported on, making the front page if not the headline. all, but one.
the iudex did not carry an umbrella. he also declined to entertain any questions as to why, merely stating that simple fact and moving on with his day. his hair clung to his face, even his suit darker with water. he walked down the less crowded roads so he wouldn’t bump into anybody, seeming entirely unbothered by the rain. sometimes he’d turn a palm toward the sky, as if checking that it was still there, and then continue on his way.
you always hated this habit of his. no matter how many times he insisted that he wouldn’t get sick, it was always worrying to open your door and find your lover soaked from head to toe. no water slips from him to your floors, not even from the soles of his boots, the click of his heels and your worried tone the only sound in the house. it was already late as it was, and there was no point to fuss about details at this hour.
“what happened?”
he shed his coat, suspended droplets hovering in the air around him. “the marechaussee phantom were called to mount automnequi; a melusine was badly injured by a rogue mek, and a fisherman had to pull her from the sea. i paid her a visit after work.”
that would explain things. he lets you wipe off his face, careful not to smudge the eyeliner that never seems to fade. already, the rain was beginning to let up, lightening from a downpour. rain in fontaine was as fickle as it was frequent…
“is she alright?”
“of course. the gardiennage provides excellent doctors.”
“then there’s no need to worry.” cupping his now-dry face in your hands, you pressed a quick kiss to his lips. “she’ll be back in her feet in no time.”
the slightest of smiles crossed his face, his hands keeping yours on him. outside, the skies were clearing, pale blue quickly streaming through the clouds.
perhaps umbrellas would fall out of fashion soon, if rains could cease before they truly had the chance to begin.
#genshin#genshin impact#genshin x reader#gender neutral reader#neuvillette#neuvillette x reader#neuvilette genshin#tighnari#tighnari x reader#genshin x you#genshin x gender neutral reader#genshin x y/n#x reader#reader insert#genshin impact x reader#whats up chat#ignore that i lied last time#i have started university everyone clap and cheer [crickets] thank you all#guh my ass Is overwhelmed#but we are so fucking back#ive gotten back into the Grind#miss me? say yes or ill cry#slash not serious#also if this taglist doesnt work ill also cry#why does tungle.hell hate me#sighs so loudly#im stalling can you tell#im waiting for it to be the Number so i can post this#beeeeeeeeeeep booooooooop#so; you come here often?
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Video of my favorite bit from NeverAfter so far. Lou Wilson high screaming "I'm a fucking puppet!" and Brennan Lee Mulligan in I think my favorite cutesy voice he's done so far
#dimension 20#d20#lou wilson#brennan lee mulligan#pinocchio#cricket#neverafter#I'm a fucking puppet!!!
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As Indigenous woman filmmakers, we knew that our path through the industry would be narrow and that our film, Fancy Dance, would have a small window for success based on the abysmal record of representation for Indigenous folx in Hollywood. As such, we channeled our collective wills as granddaughters of Dust Bowl survivors, descendants of genocide and avowed followers of the indomitable Merata Mita to give this film the best shot possible. If there existed a “how to make a successful movie in Hollywood” checklist, we followed it to a tee. Step one: Create a compelling script (after her sister’s disappearance, a hustler kidnaps her niece from the child’s white grandparents and takes her to the state powwow in hopes of keeping what’s left of her family intact) – check. Step two: Find top-tier producing partners (Nina Yang Bongiovi, Tommy Oliver) – check. Step three: Cast amazing actors at the top of their field (soon-to-be Oscar nominee Lily Gladstone) – check. Step four: Premiere and screen at world-renowned festivals (Sundance, SXSW, BFI London) – check. Step five: Receive excellent reviews (THR called it “exceptional”) and festival prizes (Hamptons, L.A. Outfest, Mill Valley, NewFest, Sun Valley, Tacoma) – check. Step six: Get a distribution deal – …crickets.
#i am SOOOOO glad someone let erica write about this because it is the most fucked up thing i've seen ALL YEAR#one of the best films of the year and after all the KOTFM love (ugh) this gets CRICKETS? NOTHING? fuck y'all
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A 1 design I cooked up!
#cricket doodles#my art#bfdi#tpot#xfohv#battle for dream island#the power of two#osc#object show community#bfdi one#tpot one#xfohv one#gijinka#bfdi gijinka#x finds out his value#algebraliens#osc gijinka#SO MANY FUCKING TAGS.#Anywho 1 looks a little more cartoony than my other osc gijinkas but that's because I have different rules for algebraliens than objects#Mainly bc well. They're aliens. But also because they're stylistically different from the objects#They have eye whites and malleable shapes and thick limbs that make them much more expressive and squishy looking#So! Instead of making them look like people that are themed around a specific object I made them look like cartoon characters.#Their clothes are essential to their silhouettes and also basically part of their body– they also don't have noses#and also have these huge wide eyes rather than the dots I draw object gijinkas with#In short I put much more focus on silhouette and shape language for algebraliens. I need her to still look like a 1 with legs
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What is the high for fantasying about white men with facist political leaning
#game of thrones#house of the dragon#fuck viserys#team black#aemond targaryen#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosbas#coriolanus snow#the hunger games#harry potter#fandom#the character prove fandom will fuck a cricket if it was white#draco malfoy#star wars#star wars sequel trilogy#kylo ren
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absolutely love how intense sports can be! fuck the level of emotions they can bring out. we just won the world cup and virat won man of the match and I'm so happy but at the same time in tears because of his retirement. fuck I'm remembering all those years of watching him play. falling in love with this sport. jumping with every celebration and crying at those cruel heartbreaking losses. shit. what a game! <3
#world champions after 11 years babyyyyy#fuck im gonna miss virat sm#cricket#t20worldcup#virat kohli
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@ indian cricket team
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one thing that's missing from these convos about amc not submitting assad zaman for a golden globes nom that makes it 10x more malicious on amc's part is that a nomination isn't just like oh... ~simple appreciation for an actor's performance. even if there's no win, it results in a profile boost for these actors & them being able to command a higher salary when it comes to future projects. it's something that gets notice on their CV. these studios and networks love being able to market their shit with things like "starring golden globe nominee john doe" or "emmy winner jane doe." the emmys are more prestigious than the golden globes which are more prestigious than the critics choice awards (the one they submitted him for with two other actors lol). actors get nominated and have the opportunity to get attention from social media posts, article mentions, attending the red carpet, having their name announced and a little clip of their acting shown. that's not nothing! attention from possible new fans, publications, execs, peers, producers, directors, fashion houses & other industries which could lead to $$$ and sponsorships. I won't make any presumptions about the cast's finances but I do know amc is probably not paying them their worth, least of all the bangladeshi muslim who barely had any major roles in tv/film prior to the show.
there are fees and costs associated with submitting for awards consideration and FYC ads. the network basically took a look at assad's brown skin and name and said they don't think he's worth the money over the white actor who had less screentime and narrative importance (to the season ig) which is absolutely crazy lmao. it shouldn't be controversial to say that and you can't not discuss this without bringing up sam's name. this has nothing to do with whether he "deserved" to be submitted (and even if I said he doesn't deserve it over assad who's gonna beat my ass?). this white man isn't being persecuted by conversations about blatant racism. but I'd expect nothing less from this fanbase x.
#assad zaman#i don't go here much bc this show's fandom sucks ass lmao#like yeah the show/actors probably aren't getting nominated but on the off chance they do??#amc count your days#them submitting assad for less-known-and-less-expensive-to-campaign-for CCA alongside two white actors means nothing#what it really boils down to is a global flareup of islamophobia like another reblog stated#the worst thing is watching this fandom woobify sam#& twist the words of anyone discussing it to act like shots are being taken at jacob/delainey by every single person#who says assad is experiencing a different kind of racism or any racism at all.#not to say those ppl don't exist and shouldn't be called out#but you can just tell these crusaders are painting everyone with a broad brush to stymie any criticism of amc & sam's submission.#assad experiences a different kind of racism bc he isn't black & doesn't experience the antiblack racism that jacob/delainey do#that's not an opinion or playing oppression olympics it's just a fact.#I have to read the most racist antiblack shit imaginable about jacob and delainey constantly as a bw#only for these people to throw their names around for cover & act like amc is the most moral anti-racist network for submitting them.#meanwhile a random person wouldn't even know how prominent the issue of race is within the show#with the way amc promotes it and actively prevents any discussion of race in interviews and panels.#every day fanart and posts of that decrepit white man plowing armand's delicate ass will do numbers#every day they'll bring up sam gifting assad some cheap suspenders#but crickets about any discussion of racism from those people.#can't even say shit about a white man not being deserving of something the network decided can only go to one person.#white ppl & their feelings have to be centered every fucking time even when unfair treatment is happening to their marginalized coworkers.#and now the prevailing narrative is ppl being mean to their poor meow meow sam :(#which ofc it is lmao
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