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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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#meth and fuck#perfect breast#meth friends#personal#sex meth#meth and fun#sexy pose#sexy and beautiful#mature woman#mature male
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It’s cool, man. Just pretend I’m drunk and won’t remember a thing in the morning...
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#torso terror#kyle hynick#thick thighs#thighs have names too#fucking perfect male#thigh worship#so many ways to say fuck me#muscle thighs#massive men#scissor thighs
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Helmut Reidmeir in Bruce of LA's bathroom
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i don't think wonderland is ready for those alices
#i have so so many things i could say about this cielois madness returns au (yeah that's what i call it. it's not even meant to be cielois)#(but like. ship names are convenient aren't they)#anyway so many things. but that would be a lot so i'll talk about it if someone asks or if i feel like it later#this post's rambles will be about the outfits!!#so. i gave ciel the dollhouse dress and alois the queensland dress#i know they could have been swapped. and it might have made more sense#HOWEVER#i do not care#i can and will put alois in red just because i want to. and of course i would give him a red fit in an amr fusion au#the vibes are rancid. it's perfect. that's what him being in this au is about!!#terrible things happen to children in kuro and in alice ok#anyway. i know queensland would be good for ciel because r!ciel BUT please envision queen luka i BEG#it's heartwrenching to see lizzie look so small in the game already so luka???? soul crushing. i want it.#now. the dollhouse dress for ciel#because of funtom mostly... and the vibes... and he's more of a doll than alois is ngl...#like. i know that it fits alois more because it's heavy on the trafficking and poverty parts but. see if i care#plus the minor theme of exorcising the evil of the city through the pain of children is more ciel-coded. so yeah#and he looks so bad in red oh my god i could not give him another dress... unless it was the mad hatter one and it would have been boring#also very much not fitting#you might notice that i changed the symbols on both of their aprons#in both cases i replaced female with male obviously but#in ciel's case the dollhouse dress has so many disgusting implications and i made them worse you're welcome <3#(replaced female with male and male with one of the symbols you can see on the contract seal. yeah yeah that's fucked i know)#(it's alice madness returns. and fucking black butler. bad things be happening to children!!)#anyway#that's it for my rambles#i got too lazy to do the vorpal blade and hobby horse light trails#so we'll live with the fact that my sketch has better vibes than the final piece#kuroshitsuji#kuroshitsuji fanart
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I’m the Thigh Troll.
To pass between these legs, you must first name every thigh muscle group!
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#최정민#thigh worship#massive thighs#massive men#asian superheroes#korean superbody#korean muscle worship#korean muscle eros#thick thighs#thighs thick enough to fuck#asian thighs#fucking perfect male#deepcut abs
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Reblog if you like this 🥰😋
#meth and fuck#perfect breast#meth friends#personal#sex meth#meth and fun#sexy pose#sexy and beautiful#mature woman#mature male
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#me . I will!
Because most of the time I’m horny at the moment 😋
#fuck my face#olderforyounger#older guys#older is better#oldermen#needy pussy#eat me daddy#cock sucking lips#fuck me dady#fuck my wet pussy#daddy’s wh0re#daddy’s babygirl#daddy k!nk#daddy's good girl#dick suckers#older male#older man younger woman#interracial snowbunny#sexy babygirl#sperm#submisive and breedable#suck my tiddies#bbc snowbunny#swingers#breeding pet#perfect breast#girl pee#breeding toy#bbc breeding#me
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#kpop tumblr#mentally fucked#female reader#cinnamon girl#girl tumblr#girl thoughts#girlblog#girlhood#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#male manipulator#female rage#so femenine so perfect#hell is a teenage girl#girlblogging#lana is god#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana del rey#lizzy grant#this is what makes us girls#ultraviolence#when you know you know#lana unreleased#angelcore#pretty#maxxxine#girl core#black swan#born to die#bambi girl#im just a girl
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