#fucking cockroach man

[incorrectvladimirtodquotes]

Recovery

Vlad: *see's D'Ablo* Vlad: How- why are you here... I thought you died! D'Ablo: ... D'Ablo: I got better

[the-alpha-doodle-dome]

Anotha one, anotha one, anotha one-

[katkalis-the-horror-fanartist]

Djmm protecting a severely injured viewer/anon from a murderous moon

[semantic-vegas]

me (a person with one shit parent) who knows a decent number of people (with at least one shit parent) and has read/heard about the real life experiences of other people (regarding the large number of shit parents existing throughout history and also still today): w h y are all the parents in these shows the worst??

[wraithsoutlaws]

🍓 Dragula

🍓 Dagger

🍓 Cockroach

🍓: Dragula has vampyre fang implants that are loaded up with a paralytic poison that he can engage with a button behind the furthest molar in his mouth. It doesn't kill, but it works quickly and incapacitates for a couple hours.

🍓: Dagger's first kiss happened when he was 9 years old, totally innocent little peck of a thing with a boy from a neighboring farm. They snuck off to an empty barn to blow off their chores. Dagger didn't really understand his feelings as a crush, but they were, and he knew it was not allowed (insulated, small traditionalist community). The other boy ended up telling his parents and Dagger got punished in kind. He had also stolen a pack of his father's cigarettes that day so it was the first time he tried smoking, and got similarly reprimanded for that too.

🍓: Cockroach fully understands human speech (in several languages in fact), though he obviously can't speak it himself. He's quite the intellect. He also reads!

[cirrus-grey]

Hey you know how I made a post a bit ago comparing Bartimaeus and Nathaniel, John and Arthur, and Venom and Eddie?

John and Arthur, you better fucking not.

[maxwell-grant]

Was kinda interesting watching Aquaman 2 do that thing Hollywood movies do where a villain barks orders in an non-English language to signal to the American audience that they're foreign and scary, except this time the actress doing it was speaking portuguese so I actually understood everything she was saying and it was just weird and abrupt. I guess they just told her to translate and say the lines in her own language but didn't direct her how to adapt the dialogue accordingly, so she ends up just telling the henchmen to pick up a guy in a very stilted formal factual manner while everything's exploding around them, that was kinda funny.

[beanghostprincess]

Who the fuck cares about his ability I want him viscerally

[smelly-fozzy]

I’m sorry but if you don’t want to fuck the cockroach man, I don’t trust you.

the cockroach man in question:

[dropoutparty]

I finally got around to reading I have no mouth and I must scream and. Why is that shit kinda funny lowkey... this is a dark comedy to me.

[yansurnummu]

also in our recent duoing vet dlc dungeons shenanigans, I think the most fun we've had is in red petal bastion, even tho it took us 30 min to get past the first boss

[ferdieinceladoncity]

war of the coprophages/syzgy (fucking hell, two episode names I can't spell without looking them up) are truly like sooo insane to me. They're both a lot of fun and y'know what, I kind of love the extreme bitchiness of mulder and scully. Yeah, look, I'm well aware it's kind of a misogynistic trope to have the female character suddenly get all possessive when the male character goes after another girl and Scully immediately hates her to death. However. Well. It's juicy. Scully girl you have GOT to stand up for yourself but the fact that you sleep with your phone on your pillow waiting for a call from Mulder intrigues me.

[dont-offend-the-bees]

We need better fucking care infrastructure. I should not be trusted with anyone's care ever 💛

[sunlightfeeling]

I woke up a half-hour ago and started hearing what sounded like a dog toy rattling….its 1:30 in the morning for perspective

and i put off going to the noise because im a scaredy baby and thought it was gonna be like a mutant roach or something

i finally went over to it because it wouldn’t stop and was so loud

guess what it was?

…

okay actually at first i thought it was a piece of plastic hitting my instant pot and i was gonna laugh because i was being soooo absurd

but…no I WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT….the noise kept going after i fixed them and went back to bed 😭

do you want to see the beastie…? he trapped himself in a cup like a dumbass which is why this rattling kept going on

don’t look if phobic to roaches and the like

[orpheusilver]

oh jesus christ his teeth are out. teach has no fucking lips by the end of that.