#fuckin tummy

[moony-ghoul]

i… im gonna pass out

[ginathethundergoddess]

Tummy hurts and it's unfair. I think that when you go to sleep all your status effects should end ):

[so-very-small]

“Now, little tiny, I’m going to- hey, why aren’t you running?”

“Tummy ache.”

“Dude. I’m a dozen times your height, looming over you in a dark forest, threatening harm. You’re supposed to run. That’s how this works.”

“It’s like…. a really bad tummy ache.”

[whaliiwatching]

i bless everyone who kissed you here

[muttgirl-bixxi]

ok now that i pregamed tummy tuesday yesterday, i gotta hit the bigger deal this time

@anarqueeen @catboybiologist @jenthetranskitsune @puppygirlbimbo @puppymiqwerty @purebredpussyhound @scratchydyke @slutty-d1saster @xenasaur

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

fat robots. say everything you think

Well, this is going to be barely coherent, but here we go.

I am not particularly shy about saying I think fat people and fat characters are often really fuckin hot. Idk if it's anything that deep, I just like em sturdy about as often as I like twinks or hunks or anything in between, and I think it's a damn shame you don't see more fat characters treated as complex or desirable or really anything more than the comic relief.

I've mentioned before that TFA has my ideal mix of partial softbody and hard metal. It's also got a really nice range of body types, and it gave us my beautiful beloved boy Bulkhead, very big, very cute, very sweet. I like that he's fat, I like that he has depth as a character, I like the idea of his belly and his thighs actually being at least a little soft. Also with Jazz and Shockwave, although both of them are pretty thin (unless you count Longarm), they both have that very clearly soft midriff (and in Jazz's case, those incredibly biteable thighs) and when people draw them even softer and chubbier than they are in canon, I simply black out. No thoughts, head empty, only robot tummy.

Even in continuities where that soft protoform look might be a bit more of a reach (like tfp, they lean a lot heavier into the mechanical for about everything except the face) I don't really see anything wrong with people simplifying some of the moving mechanical parts in the name of dialing up the softbody a little. Like don't get me wrong, I love the predominantly hard metal side of the spectrum too, I'm as fascinated with tfp Optimus's intricate mechanical hands Drift's solid steel thighs as the next robotfucker, I just also like applying The Somft™️ to characters that may not have it by default.

I'm also just kind of a sucker for characters that are Constantly Going Through It and Tired All The Time eventually gaining weight when they get to settle down and enjoy themselves a little, and with The War being a constant in every continuity, that gives me quite a few options to apply that trope post-war (cough cough tfp ratchet cough cough I NEED THAT MAN TO STOP STARVING HIMSELF DAMMIT)

In conclusion, your honor, I think I just like seeing my faves fat n' happy.

[soft-tummy-lovin]

oh nooo, that shirt is clean again,, whatever will i do besides take cute selfies?!?!

[frnkiebby]

#234 of how not to play a guitar w/ frank~🎃

[imaveryevilenby]

DO NOT TAKE A SHOT OF VANILLA EXTRACT IT TASTES LIKE THE WORLD'S WORST ALCOHOL HELP

[catboybiologist]

*grabs you*

Taken with my shitty phone camera with cracks over it, will try to take better pics at some point

[knowthatiloveyou]

Hannah did this for us

[wonderful-bellies]

My brains been fixating on Avatar again (the blue people one) and I wanna make a na'vi vore so bad.

[beefrobeefcal]

i like to imagine that his pinky ring used to fit his ring or index finger but then he had just one too many frozen pizzas (is there such a thing?) and now it's stuck on his fat little pinky.

[im-dirtydan]

F U L L

[st4rbwrry]

i caught the worst cold i’ve had in a whileeeeee. i literally almost suffocated in my sleep bc i couldn’t breathe. fix ittttttt omg.

[luvuwite]

hello saplings :3 OC redesigns are the fuckin best