#fuckin lmaooooo

[cocobutterqwueen]

BHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAH

[crumb]

KYLE GALLNER as JAROD RED STATE 2011 | dir. Kevin Smith

[9kylian]

Get a room you two

[orcelito]

Ok....... I actually love Utakata, and I am SO SAD we only get him for like 8 episodes

[starlightiing]

My boss and the 2nd highest ranking person in my company texting me: hey girl

[kindahoping4forever]

LukeHemmings: A weekend in Milan 🤍 Thank you for having me. Swipe for chest hair and olympic level athleticism 🫣

[leviiackrman]

SIMS 4 OC LOOKBOOK: The Olalias - Mumma Gigi, Toya Todoroki Olalia (13), Keigo Takami Olalia (11) & Tenko Shimura Olalia (5)

Next up on the sims oc spam is my gal Gigi and her gorgeous adopted boys! I’ll be making their v messy apartment soon (and maybe rei, kazuki & miri) but for now enjoy their outfits! I’m obsessed with the hair for Tenko cus it’s so. perfect. Anyway lemme know which is your favourite! (Context: the boys are a crossover from mha - so if they look familiar, thats deliberate hehe. The trauma boys needed a happy childhood au)

Ackermans || Rikihisas || Enatsu || Kyutoku

Tag list (ask to be added or removed): @carrionsflower @statichvm @risingsh0t @simonxriley @tommyarashikage @kanos @bbrocklesnar @confidentandgood @unholymilf @florbelles @thedeadthree @shellibisshe @roofgeese @aezyrraeshh @faerune @tekehu @jackiesarch @minaharkers @sergeiravenov @carlosoliveiraa @rosenfey @nokstella @queennymeria @heroofpenamstan @alexxmason @fenharel @tethrras @jamessunderlandgf @a-treides @solasan @bigbywlf @delzinrowe

[queenofbaws]

my blood tests just came back negative for all the SCARY things they were testing for, and even though i knew this yesterday the doc just confirmed it TODAY and OH. oh the relief. lmfaooooo

happy disability pride month y'all - may the only tests that come back negative be the ones you WANT to come back negative sldkjfslkdj

[tiredassmage]

And it don’t stop comin’ and it don’t stop comin’ and it don’t stop comin’-

[onigiram]

tfw u will always have the last laugh

[wienerlicious]

my friends came over and helped do some of my most daunting cleaning & organising tasks and i only got mildly maimed!!!!!

[akascow]

‘you just didnt understand the point of orpheus and eurydice’ DONT CARE !! ITS FUNNY !!!!!

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

Went to a comedy show tonight. Nearly got whiplash from going from cringing while this one woman in front kept interrupting and (unfortunately, understandably) getting roasted alive and then suddenly the comedian fuckin turns on his heel and looks at me instead and calls me a "Russian doll" and a "hot piece of ass" lmaoooooooo

[firelord-frowny]

a lil tip, a lil Suggestion for anyone who plans to have kids or who already has tiny kids....

if you have a choice, maybe don't live in a location where the only thing surrounding you for miles and miles is just more houses :/

like, either live somewhere where there's easy access to nature/outdoor recreation, or live somewhere where there's easy access to a wide variety of activities - museums, sports, concert venues, rec centers, music lessons, dance lessons, blah blah.

maybe don't live somewhere where it will be a huge inconvenience for you to take your kid out to do/see things that interest them on a regular basis.

it is so fucking depressing to be a kid and to almost never get to do or see anything you think is neat because it's Too Far for your parents to feel like taking you there.

honestly like. it's a big enough deal that i legit feel like parents should absolutely be willing to completely relocate if it means living somewhere where their kid can do what makes them happy.

like, if you live in fuckinnn florida and your kid wants to be a rock climber, you better pack your shit up and move to colorado or whereverthefuck. if you live in kansas and your kid wants to surf, move to california, goddammit.

i mean obviouslyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy it's not always possible to live anywhere but where you're currently living for a myriad of reasons, but if it is possible, even if it's not easy, please please please don't doom your kid to a childhood of longing and unfulfillment just because you live in the wrong place omg.

[ratatatastic]

"does it feel like the panthers have a mental edge over you?" "...no..." (presser ends)

[webbyghost]

I'm a grown adult and I do not get flustered when video game characters flirt with me

I AM A GROWN ADULT AND I DO NOT GET FLUSTERED WHEN VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS FLIRT WITH ME