#fuck.....FUCCCCCK

[candy-fae]

Cramped

I don’t really care about what happens in the show with team ghostbusters I just wanna see this freak some more where is he at

[hellfire--cult]

@myosotisa just made me watch interview with the vampire series and i got fucking fucked up at the end

[chunkypossum]

… The smile felt around the world.

[korbyguck]

Finished my first playthrough today!

[lovemesomechenford]

Tim and Lucy can’t be dead since documentary and all… but seeing Jake/Dim’s dead body (or Sava/jucy) would definitely give both of them nightmares

[doodlboy]

Me at anyone on team vanilla shiver simp rn

[none-gender-left-man]

Me fresh out of a breakup: I don't know if I'll ever feel attraction again I give up

A single long haired brown eyed himbo shows me attention and respect and I crumble

[gravitycoil]

Splatoon Heardle #561 🔇⬛⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥

Sonic Heardle Vol. 2 #371

🔇⬛️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥

[hl-obsessed]

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[pika-blur]

Finally decided to watch the borderlands game theory video and I am turning into the Joker

[lovedeathalice]

RIPPED HUNK NERD STEVE

CHRIS EVANS as STEVE ROGERS Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

[marmorenshud]

turns out I have way less money than I thought I did. disaster, 7 dead 11 injured

[upsidedownmvnson]

what would eddie do | eddie munson smut

warnings: no plot, oral (m receiving), p in v sex, unprotected sex, pet names

A/N: i'm new around here :) just currently obsessed w eddie munson

"Eddie," you whisper, familiar ache in your abdomen that only eddie knew how to take of for you. He mumbled something incoherent, and continued watching the movie.

It wasn't that he was intentionally ignoring you, he was just tired, and you knew that. But you also knew that if he didn't touch you soon, you were going to explode.

You started out subtly, curling tightly into his side, flopping a leg over his so your naked thighs were impossible to ignore. Usually that was a sure way to get his attention, especially wearing only one of his shirts. And then, when all else had failed, you'd trailed little kisses from the base of his neck to his ear, and nipped at the skin there. Eddie has never not had his all over you when you did that.

You huffed back, crossing your arms over your chest and blowing some hair out of your face. He could sense your frustration, but totally misread it, saying "m'listening," against your hair, as he peppered a few chaste kisses there.

You were going to explode. Eddie continued to watch the movie, and even had the nerve to look at you with the cutest, laziest smile ever.

Maybe this was your problem. Eddie was always coddling and taking care of you, maybe if you wanted something, you just had to take care of him. What would Eddie do if he was the one desperate for your attention? If it were you, Eddie would be on his knees in front of you, lapping at your wet cunt and calling you pretty until you came all over his face.

You slid out from under his arm, and landed on your knees in front of the couch. You smiled at him, gliding your hands up both sides of his jean clad thighs.

"Baby," he whispered, touching your cheek gently. His lazy smile had came back, and he sucked his bottom lip between his teeth. He didn't say anything else, just let you do whatever you wanted. Eddie always let you do whatever you wanted.

Your hands made their way to his belt, and made fast work of undoing it, followed by the button and zipper on his jeans.

"Do you want this?" you asked, and he answered by groaning and lifting himself off the couch enough to help you get his jeans down his legs. You didn't bother taking them off, just left them bunched above his knees. It wasn't going to take long.

With his half hard cock exposed, he thread his fingers through your hair lightly, encouraging you to lean forward and wrap your pretty little lips around his dick.

"Fuck, baby," he whispered, even his voice was low energy tonight. Rough around the edges and making your panties even more wet then they were. "Take that shirt off," he said, "wanna see."

You backed off him to let him yank his own band tee off your body. And the sight of you on your knees for him, sucking his cock like a good girl, in nothing but some pink panties made his dick impossibly hard. You continued working away at him, pornographic noises being heard over the movie that was now totally neglected.

You were concentrating on making him feel good. You were doing everything you thought that Eddie would do to you. Keep sucking even when he wants you fully...

"Babe, let me fuck you," he whispered, as if he could read your mind. You swatted away the hand that was trying to guide you to sit up. Instead, you grabbed it and put it to his side, you did the same with other, looking up at him with his dick still half in your mouth. What would Eddie do if you were under him, begging for more?

"Don't touch," you warned. Well, he'd keep going until he was satisfied. He ate you out like it was his favourite hobby, and you were going to give him some of that.

"Fuccccck," he drawled, as his dick hit the back of your throat. Eddie wouldn't be so nice, he would wait until you were crying and begging, and when you were a total mess, then he would take you, and the fun would start all over. It was a little harder to do that with Eddie, because if you made him cum as many times as he makes you, there'd be nothing left to ride him for.

You choked, gripping the soft flesh of his thighs to help steady you. Your grip tightened, and he groaned. His fingers flexing and stretching, desperate to get a handful of you.

"Please," he begged, bucking his hips. "Oh fuck, please please please let me have that pretty pussy."

"Hmmmmm," you hummed, against his length, which only made him buck again. It was a pretty sight, you understood why he liked you like this. It was flattering to have someone as fuckin' pretty as Eddie begging for you, begging for more, more, more. "You have been pretty good," you said, moving one of your hands to rest on top of his, his fingers resting under your touch.

"S'good, good for you," he mumbled, lip tightly bitten between his teeth again. His eyes were glassy, pupils blown and full of pleasure. He liked it, having you take over him like this. You could have a little taste of the power for now, but you were in for it tomorrow, you just didn't know that yet.

"You want some more?" you asked, standing up straight. His hands balled into fists. It took all of his personal strength not to touch you. Fuck, he wanted to touch you so bad and you could see that. You would hold this pretty picture in your mind forever. Eddie's hair sticking slightly to his forehead, sweat glistening, fists balled and rock hard cock dribbling pre cum resting against his stomach, his shirt pushed half up his body, as he waits for you to touch him.

"All day," you whispered, pulling your panties down you waist, throwing them close to his hand on the couch. "I wanted you all day, but you were so busy." You crawled onto his lap, your torture never ending. "So what you will not give me, I will have to take."

He groaned. "Take it, take it all. Take everything I have, take - fuck," he gasped as you sank down on his cock, taking all of it in one swoop. "Fuck, oh fuck me, jesus christ."

You bounced on him fast and hard, making him moan in delight. You grabbed one of his hands, and held it against his shirt which kept sliding down and ruining your view. But his other remained white knuckled and lonely by his side. His fist held so tight it seemed the like skin would rip right in two. His head was thrown back in pleasure. Eddie wouldn't let you do that, Eddie never wanted you to look away.

"Look at me," you said, "watch me own you." You groaned yourself, as Eddie pulled his head up, looking down between the two of you and groaned again. "You can touch me."

And before you knew it, his free hand was gripping your hip painfully tight. Letting you set the pace but keeping you steady enough to go a little fast. You stopped at the bottom, with him fully inside. He just watched. Watched as you slowly starting grinding against him, swaying back and forth so tantalizingly slow. His eyes glued to your cunt, he groaned. It was making him dizzy, this new power dynamic, and he loved it. Loved every second of you controlling him. You were everything to him.

"Fuck, you're so good." You groaned, and the praising made him ache for an orgasm. "So good to me." You bounced again, feeling close and ready to finish you both.

What would Eddie do? Eddie would make sure you came three times before he came once, but at least, this time you'll cum together. One had on his chest, the other furiously rubbing your clit, you were about to finish. "Gunna do it, baby? Cum for me," you said, moving closer to his ear, "you look so pretty like this."

"Fuck," he groaned, gripping your hips until they were sure to bruise as he forced you down his cock to shove himself in as far as possible and cum in you. He never took his eyes off of you, as you came, the heat of his cum was too much, sending you over the edge. You rested your forehead against his, and look into his beautiful brown eyes. You were still sitting on his dick.

"Did you like that?" you asked, confidence wearing a little thin after such a display.

"Did I like that? What a ridiculous question, of course I did," he joked, pressing a kiss to your lips and smiling at you. "You're so sexy, I love you."

"I love you too."

After a shower, you two were laying in his bed cuddling. You in another one of his shirts, him in just his boxers.

"Your turn?" he asked, lazy as ever, trailing a hand along your thigh.

What would Eddie do? "No, babe. Go to sleep," you said, kissing his nose gently. "Been so good."

Eddie smiled, any snarky comment lost behind the blush on his cheeks.

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

h...

huh...

i mean.

its not that they aren't nearly identical in terms of background, motive, twisted logic, means to an end, hobbies, aesthetics, views about their children-

-wait fuck they really are identical. almost like...

oh, gods damn it Kripke, once again, why the fuck have you done this.

waiting for s4 and gay sex

[ravennaortiz]

This is part of the Choose Your Own Adventure: Birthday Edition. As Always 18+

“I pulled this a couple weeks ago. I’ve been prepping” Explained Angel as he set a box on the bed between the two of you. You cocked your head curiously as you untied the ribbon and opened the box. Your eyes widened as you took in the contents. “Angel….are you sure?” you questioned as your turned to him.

“I am. I want to do this for you” consented Angel as he knelt and kissed your hand as he smiled at you. “Get naked then” you whispered as you grinned at him as you stood sliding out of your dress. “Don’t gotta tell me twice” stated Angel as he stood and started undressing.

Angel practically sobbed as he buried his face into the mattress, hands clutching the bed sheets. Every muscle is tense, every nerve on edge as his body sings with pleasure. He struggles, trying to get his words out but his own moans cut him off. He didn’t think it would feel so good let alone in this position, face down ass up with you pounding into him with the strap he had brought weeks ago.

Your thighs smack against the back of his, jolting him forward with every thrust as he drools onto the pillows. “Fuck,” he groans, his voice low and strangled with bliss. “S-so good,” he cries out as you continuously hit that spot inside, making him slowly fall apart. 

It’s like he’s drowning in pleasure, every cell thumping in time with his heartbeat.

His cock throbs, bobbing and slapping up against his stomach with every sharp snap of your hips. Pleasure and pain erupt through it, shooting up from deep inside to his balls before running all along his length.

“You like that?” you demand as you smack his ass as you continue your pace. Slamming harder and pressing into him

Angel cries out loudly as you press against him, widening your stance but spreading your knees further and pushing his further apart in the process. 

He nods rapidly, eyes squeezed shut as he squirms under you. Fucking himself back onto the strap.

You pick up your pace, smacking his ass harder, causing him to curse your name and moan.

You press your hand flat to his lower back, pushing down, making him arch more, practically present himself to you and he screams as the tip of the strap strokes along his prostate, rubs deliciously against the bundle of nerves. 

“I… I,” he swallows, pants, his eyes rolling back, “I’m gonna cum”

“You gonna come Angel? Can’t hold on any longer? Gonna make a mess because you like my cock that much?” You ask a smirk on your face watching your man come undone under you.

He cries out, as pleasure overrides every part of him. His mind going numb and empty. He comes hard, spilling all over the bed.

He moans and groans, calling out your name, practically forgetting his own as he keeps shaking, keeps coming, clawing against the pillow as he tries to ground himself against the crashing waves of pleasure you have sent him into.

You grab his hips, pulling out of him and push him over and onto his back. You jerk the strap once, twice before you squeeze the tip, forcing the milky white lube held in the chamber out of the tip to spurt all over Angel’s balls and stomach. You feel like an artist as you watch the lube splatter and drip along the canvas that is your Old Man,

Angel groans, biting his lip, he watches. The look on your face enough to almost make him come again.. “Fuccccck…” His breathing hitches, his eyes dark as you rub the lube into his skin. His tender muscles jump under your fingers and his cock twitches as you caress his balls before squeezing them gently.

“Don’t get to tired. She still needs addressed” you murmur as your eyes lock on his. Undoing the strap you toss it to the side before laying back and sliding your fingers through your soaked folds. You bite your lip and close your eyes at the feel.

Angel is quick to be over you kissing you as he slides his thick length inside you making you gasp.

“My turn” he murmurs into your ear making you shiver.

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[dumbhornypup]

Fuccccck, i need a mommy and daddy so baddddly, having a dom mommy prepping me to take daddys cum, getting used by both of them to satisfy their needs, daddy fucking me so hard cause mommy isnt there to make him stop, or mommy makes me get on my knees and hump on her heels while i eat her out,

Ughhhh i want to be raised as their personal toy and shown off to their friends, then disobey when i dont get enough attention