#fuck you tsb

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

maybe this is a hot take but if youre a bank and you guarantee a person that they will receive their new card within 5 working days, i personally think you should generate that new card and send it to them.

just feels like something you, as a financial institution that people are reliant on, should do.

[alexandraisyes]

The cutest reminder ever that the way family works in TSAMS canon is that two parties have to be in mutual agreement that they are family. If one party doesn't agree then they aren't family. Parties can revoke familial ties whenever they want and that means they are no longer family.

"Code Relation" theory is stupid because you're then implying that Eclipse is Sun and Moon's child. Which he isn't. Or that Killcode is somehow Moon's child and his brother at the same time that he's Eclipse, Lunar and Bloodmoon's "father" at the same time that they're Sun and Moon's grand children. Like, we're seeing the issue here, right?

Don't make things more complicated than it has to be. Just accept the fact that family is literally determined by a verbal agreement between two animatronics and nothing else because none of them were born from wombs. That means respecting canon when characters in canon decide that they aren't comfortable being family (like Eclipse) or just straight-up disown everyone (like Bloodmoon). It's okay to have headcanons, but don't try to push them onto canon.

[tsbs-shipfessions]

I think Sun and Moon from MASM should kiss

I can understand this one. They'd be very wholesome and sweet.

[thestalkerbunny]

They don't bicker often, but when they do, it's usually cause they have to eat Cop Meat.

[nxva-blogz]

Holy Moly, Who is THAT?!

It's HEXSY?!?! IN FULL COLOR?!!!

🤯🤯🤯

FINALLY, FOR ALL YOUR SILLY ART! EAT UP 😜

I messed up her hair, dawg. I can't do it digitally :(

Notes on her character sheet if you can't read my doo doo handwriting 😔 (also much more in-depth facts very cool)(and some other unnecessary stuff)

She's 6'6" (198 cm)!

She's the electrician of the Showgrounds. You got a light that needs fixing? Call Hexsy up!

Her second belt (tool belt) has SMG4's hat logo on the right side of the compartment!

She has full control of her tail most of the time, but it acts like a tail on its own more. The light can also be an indicator of her mood :0

Loves SMG4 and SMG3, currently lives with Three in his café, as it's kind of the only place she can stay.

Her shoes are basically SMG3'S shoes but boot length!

Getting hit by that ring light tail also REALLY HURTS

Anywayyyys, that's all the facts about this silly little goober! You're all very much welcome to draw her! :3

BONUS ART YAYAYA

Haha ring light tail go brr (who has her going zig-zaggy 🤨)

TSB?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OUT!!!! 🗣‼️‼️

(He wears those stupid eye glasses with the springs when he can't find his shades trust me Tomm told me himself /j)

WOAH?! SMG3 AND HEXSY ART?? more common than you might think..... 😈

I like to imagine that sometimes she gets really annoyed and switches her ring light to a bar light to whack somebody better :3

[tsbs-darksun-confessions]

If you don’t have a situation ship with anyone…. Why did you say Ruins name?

-🌟

Can you not read? The ask outright mentioned Ruin’s name.

Why else would I bring him up?

….

Why do you all keep bringing him up to me all of a sudden?

It wasn’t an issue when I first asked for him to live here-

I didn’t like having to be a forth wheeler to Eclipse, Nexus, and Solar

And I enjoy Ruin’s company….

Is that so strange to you all?

[the-ultimate-tsbs-kin]

Copy and pasted discord message bc I need to ramble abt this but I'm not typing it all out again

"He also kind of treats Earth like an accessory but in a different way

He acts the way he thinks she'll like bc he's a disgusting person when she's not around

And yeah maybe you could say "he's good to her bc he genuinely likes her and you're just making stuff up bc you don't like him"

Yeah maybe that'd be plausible, if there wasn't literally evidence for it

Threatening FC with a gun

Wiping his memories

Wiping his father's memories when he found out

Coercing Sun

Punching Sun in the face

Objectifying Puppet

Not to mention the entire reason their channel started

And he NEVER shows remorse

He NEVER changes

He either plays it off like "oh it's just a joke" or gives a half assed "sorry" and continues to be a piece of shit

I'm convinced he only likes Earth bc of how she looks

That was the reason he got a crush on her, and that was all I've ever heard him compliment her on

Earth gives genuine compliments abt his personality

Monty is just like "she's hot and innocent"

And he acts in a way that benefits her to keep her with him, you can literally see him struggle to keep that up sometimes

He just wants a pretty little accessory to brag about and make him feel better about himself."

Btw, apparently Monty sees all the ppl talking shit about him on tumblr, so hey Monty! If you see this, acknowledging a lot of people hate you isn't the own you think it is, especially when you've given them an endless amount of valid reasons to hate you 🤍

[labratboygirl]

LOOK LOOOOOOOKKKK .IKNOW IM SUPPOSED TO BE OFF DAT GRIND BUT I NEED TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT STATEMENT

rip argos twomp you wouldve loved talkshow boy

[thesorryboys-updates]

My biggest fear is that ranboos real blog will one day like/reblog something from here. The thought keeps me awake at night

[justablogofaweeb]

GOING TO CLARIFY SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. I DO NOT SHIP SOLAR/NEXUS, BUT TO THOSE WHO DO, LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE AS LONG AS IT'S NOT HURTING ANYONE!!! FOR MOST PEOPLE SHIPPING SOLAR/NEXUS OR SUN/MOON OR WHATEVER ARE AU'S!!!!!!!! STOP HARASSING PEOPLE!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE THE SHIP, BUT YOU DO HAVE TO RESPECT THE ONES WHO DO. AS IN DON'T SEND GORE AND INSULTS!!!!! HOW WOULD YOU ALL FEEL IF SOMEONE DID THAT TO A SHIP YOU LIKE?! YOU'D BE SHITTING,PISSING YOUR PANTS AND CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BABY!!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE A SHIP, THEN IGNORE IT AND MOVE ON!!

[sasamochi21]

some evil breaks on this one

i doubt anyone will correctly guess what sample I used for the growl hehe

[tiredsmashbros]

SMG34: LIPBITE COMIC WIP UPDATE

oh boy... i know a bunch of folks are hyped for this comic... and boy oh boy are ya'll's prayers going to be heard... kind of... butt for the celebration milestone, and granted majority are from this comic, i thought it was best to give EVERYTHING that i have currently.

starting off STRONG with what you freaks most want: the completed pages. andddd yep that's it that all that i have done LMAO. i've been fixated on my own smg4 oc: tsb, and during the end of my summer was unfortunately fucked over by some personal issues that fortunately got resolved last minute good grief the anxiety prevented me from drawing the gays sigh... aNYWAYS LINEART WIPS!!!!

here are linearts i have completed / in the progress of!! want to aim like i did in the past by finishing up lineart first, and then speed through with color + minor rendering. the reason i have a few colored is to test out what it would look polished and my god... i have improved A LOT. THESE GAY PEOPLE GIVE POWER I AM NOT KIDDING BELIEVE ME IM NOT CRAY- anyways onto wip pages!

jumpscare: tsb stickman sketches. oh yeah. this is how i sketch and i blame sensei eiichiro oda /j. and in case anyone is unable to understand it {i don't blame u LMAO}, smg4 wakes up from the dream and is startled to see mario by his bed. they have a short convo before mario leaves, and we get a job to smg4 in the bathroom trying to put up a brave face. until the moment he leaves he's stunned due to seeing smg3 at his front door. will i elaborate more on specifics or unwritten dialogue? NOPE! gotta keep secrets to make it even more enjoyable at the end!!

currently at 13 sketched pages total, but this is probably gonna be reaching towards 20-ish pages, surpassing part two, but it will depend on how i come up with how to end it. additionally to confirm there will be a PART FOUR / chapter 3, to end this story. my goal is to have it done before i finish my senior year, or at least during the summer after i graduate bc good lord who knows whats gonna happen.

and lastly, before i end this crazy update, SCRAPPED PAGESSS!!!!!

CONTENT WARNING : NSFW SKETCHES !!!! PLEASE LOOK AWAY IF YOU ARE A MINOR OR DON'T LIKE THIS TYPE OF STUFF!!!

oh boy... dont draw comics while sleep-deprived at 6am... idek what i was even aiming with this ngl other than just for fun, but i scrapped it due to not being what i had in mind for the story. if it doesn't serve a purpose or narrative, its bye bye YEAH BYE BYE THIS IS THE CLOSEST NSFW UR GONNA GET FROM ME HAHAHAHAHA- i say that despite writing a nsfw jojo wattpad smh im only confident doing it in words good lord. btw not watermarking these bc i gen don't care since they're legit scrapped {left top part was kept and completed} so idk what to do with these. im just throwing it and walkin away

now to end with this update, i can hear your question, "when will this be done?" and to answer that question: i'm not entirely sure due to my heavy focus on my smg4 oc: tsb, but my best chance is postponing my oc lore a bit and complete this before november UOIYGJDSIUHJKDWSXYUGHJKCS but we shall have too see...

if you want to join the ping list comment on this post LMAO [click]

ignore below if you're not from the tsb birthday partydddjdhdhdjd

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thurs: smg34 is canon in the tsb universe / au. though most of their encounters are platonic or best-friendy-way, they eventually express their feelings to one another and start dating 3/4’s way of the tsb storyline arc. tsb is a supporter of his friend's relationship and admires and takes inspiration from their relationship heavily to input his future love life. yearning to be in a similar position... to learn what is to really love someone... or what it's truly like to be loved...

[alexandraisyes]

if you become a writer you have to make it a canon event that ruin will look into the camera and say hello tee sams audience i am ruin tee sams and i am objectum i kissa da computer mwah mwah mwah /J /J /SILLY SORRYYRHSHAHDGSJ

I SWEAR TO GOD I FEEL LIKE I KNOW WHO SENT THIS AND IF YOU'RE WHO I THINK YOU ARE IM GONNA THROTTLE YOU

God this shouldn't be as funny as it is I'm fucking sobbing

Ruin computer kisser real? Real

[tsbs-shipfessions]

I am currently obsessed with Eclipse/EAPS Moon. I can't quite explain it or pinpoint why yet. But they're in my brain, and I can't get them out. I'm perfectly okay with this.

Honestly they're very cute to think about, so I can't at all blame you. Nerd x nerd.

[thestalkerbunny]

I had a dream last night and it was so fantastic, I'm gonna fucking share it and eventually draw and expand on it-but this is basis of it.

They finally made Fallout 5.

TLDR: Where the actual First Nation's People went, history threatening to repeat itself, finally the non-romancable npc is that way for a GOOD REASON.

It actually takes place in the middle of America; and it's established when the bombs dropped-it was mostly on major cities near the coastal areas-such as Las Vegas,Boston,Washington Dc, etc. etc.-but with the radius, there is a part of the US that recieved the least amount of radiation.

(A poorly made map by your truely, probably not all accurate where bombs dropped but like. The darker places is all the places I'm pretty sure we've been. Probably wrong but I don't care to look up for accuracy.)

And it's this odd massive strip of land right down the middle. It's not COMPLETELY devoid of radiation-but it's a small part of the whole of USA that received the LEAST amount of it and over time was able to recover successfully, similar to Chernobyl years after the Nuclear Meltdown. Still toxic levels of radiation if you do things like upset the dirt or go in too deep-but otherwise harmless to explore and live in if you're tolerant to those levels of radiation. And in Fallout where RadAway is a helpful common place medication tool-it could potentially be a paradise. The wild life is actually very plentiful and you can honestly spot a lot of normal looking wildlife like normal looking deer and occasionally-a one headed cow. But it's still vast and ominously empty at the same time. Like wandering through thick forests and open plains and prairies with nothing around for miles.

But it was the answer to where the actual Native Americans were in Fallout-they're in this place that everyone in the game referred to as The Holy Strip. A lot of the settlements and cities are a part of the First Nation and one of them I specifically remember was the biggest city called Cherokee City-and it had a collage where for caps or certain items you could move around a point of your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats if you felt it like it's better used in a different spot-and it was flavored as that's where all the academics flocked to share survivalist knowledge so when people venture out into the Wastes they'd at least have a basic grasp on things. And for the most part, all the cities in The Holy Strip got along-there was a sort of system where each city had an elected person on a council and everything was voted on before major choices were made, etc. etc. all in all the most high functioning areas in Fallout at least in that sense. There's of course tiffs and occasional spats-but other than that-not a whole lot of blood is shed.

And of course there were other factions outside of The Holy Strip who wanted the area for themselves; rather they wanted to affirm governance over the entire area (We know what this is an allegory for, Government trying to run off Native peoples.) And the game gives you the option to either side with the outside Factions-each with their own reason for wanting control of The Holy Strip or siding with The Holy Strip and the people who were there from the start and helped that area STAY as nice as it could be in an irradiated hellscape. And it's not just the theme of 'War never changes' but also the theme of 'History always threatens to repeat itself.' and you have to decide which part of this repeat of history you want to be on.

And there were like....4 Specifical companions I recalled.

One was a woman named Angora and she was a porn actress-and in some of dialogue, it's insinuated she's from New Vegas or that area because in her idle mode she'll tell raunchy jokes-specifically 'Did you hear about the mailman with a bullet in their skull?' Her specific quest is to destroy the holotapes of shoot that had gone wrong and turned into an assault and the footage still was spread out in the public. And the destruction of these holotapes is her reclaiming agency over herself.

Another was a Vietnamese woman named Jun who was a botonist looking for the national seed depository in Colorado that happens to fall within the area of the Holy Strip-she's got the pass key to get in there and she wants to use this time since The Holy Strip has shown such successful progress and good soil ph levels-to start cultivating and distributing seeds to the settlements so more food can be grown. Her idle animation if you leave her alone long enough, she'll start planting saplings and if you come back to the same area she plants in later in the game, you'll see them growing slowly.

There was another one-who was like I feel like....a teen girl? Put her at 18? 19 Maybe. A short girl who kinda reminded me of the girl from Atlantis the Lost Empire. She's a tech mechanic and builds guns, improves them, repairs broken things and she's looking for her younger brother whom she got separated from. I think her name was either Delilah or Tuesday. I don't remember clearly. She was a fan favorite for actually normal reasons cause she had such a teen energy to her to say out of fucking pocket shit all the time and sasses you constantly-but in like a fun way.

The final one I remember is a Ghoul you meet at one of the First Nation Settlements. I don't remember his name-but he is of the First Nation and sort of nomadic lifestyle drifting between cities and settlements, helping people where he can when he can. While the Holy Strip is nice-there still is a level of ghoul discrimination and he just preferred being on his own. But when he becomes your companion you learn that he makes a lot of jokes about the 'Native American Wisdom.' One being

"How did you know I was from a Vault?"

"I heard it on the wind....I heard it from the birds....I felt it in the sunlight on my face.....Also you've got the word VAULT 29 Plastered on the back of your stupid blue jumpsuit."

He also liked Romance paperbacks. You meet him during an escort quest he's doing, helping a pregnant woman get to one of the vaults (that apparently she was born at? And she wanted her kid to be born there too.)

And there was new romancable companion functions-where you could gift them items they liked (like Romance books for the ghoul, Seeds for the Botonist, etc.) that would not only boost their affection for you, but give you a temp boost during a fight. ( the 18 year old is the non-romancable option in the game. For once a Non Romancable NPC that makes SENSE.)

And for the most part it was well received? There was still people who bitched a lot about it, complaining they 'needed like 50 million mods to make it acceptable' and people complaining about the ghoul being 'such a sterotype' where most of what he did was ironic and prodding fun at the trope similar to Raul wearing the spirit halloween costume as a joke for his sister. Then there were the freaks who were mad they couldn't romance the 18 year old.

But pobody's nerfect ya know. All in all I now have a game I cannot play.

[libbytwq]

i like to think they might get along hehe

(evil and fucked up but secretly silly, and silly but secretly evil fucked up)

@tiredsmashbros

bro the lore behind tsb is actually bonkers and its so well thought out holy shit

anyway GIFT *throws it at you at max velocity*

I should draw smgl:e interacting with other smg4 ocs hehehe

bonus doodle cuz i noticed a funny similarity between them LMAO

and a lil note for tomm under cut dont mind me

I LOVE YOUR STUFF MAN. your art is so so good and very inspiring jnhgfdghjkjhgf

i love every piece of art and the comics and the sillies you draw. tsb is such a creature

dude i am never good at saying it but every single time you reblog a thing i make with lil comments and stuff i kick my feet in the air and i smile so freakin wide you have no idea

ur such an inspo to me and i dont know how to express it but GRAGGH

ur awesome man im not good at expressing appreciation for people but im trying bnm,nbvhcg thanjk you for being epic