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aaron04jpg · 28 days ago

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FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS YOU FUCKING CUNTS ALPINE HE HAS BEEN WITH YOU FOR 5 FUCKING YEARS AND YOURE NOT EVEN GOING TO GIVE HIM A PROPER GOODBYE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

#fuck you alpine #FUCK THIS HE DESERVES BETTER #alpine f1 #formula 1 #f1 #esteban ocon #eo31 #qatar gp 2024

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escapentropy · 20 days ago

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my family fr

#pierre gasly #jack doohan #esteban ocon #i have instagram and a dream #zero graphic design skills tho #fuck you alpine

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softiedingo · 27 days ago

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another team on my black list ✅️

#i'm sad for esteban #there's only ONE DAMN RACE left #he didn't deserve this #fuck you alpine #i wish you nothing but the worst #It's never too late to change teams before they do the same to you pierre #esteban ocon #alpine #f1 #formula 1

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insert-stupid-username · 8 days ago

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#esteban ocon #pierre gasly #alpine #alpine f1 #f1 #f1 eras tour #Im not adding Jack cause he shouldnt have replaced estiebestie at abudabi #Esteban had a reaking helmet ready and made #fuck you alpine #f1 french civil war #I still dont know how the hell they got both these tractors on the podium #but congrats constructors 6th with 65 points #I understand that without my agreement Alpine F1 have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year #this is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Alpine for 2023 I will not be driving for Alpine next year #I love this tweet and will never let Oscar or Alpine live it down

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mctwinkdom · 10 months ago

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Finally some good french representation in this hellish sport

#doriane pin #f1 academy #i know nothing about this series tbh but i might start looking around this year #🇨🇵 on top #finally #fuck you alpine

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brklynlewis · 1 year ago

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well that's what i call karma :))

#british gp 2023 #*f1 23 #fuck you alpine

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stripedstarsblueflags · 2 months ago

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“friends turned rivals turned teammates turned frenchmen on the podium… together”

CLOSE ENOUGH WELCOME BACK CROFTY DELIVERING THE BROCEDES EULOGY ON LIVE TV

#f1 #formula 1 #brazilian gp 2024 #brazilian gp #fucking beautiful #simply lovely #pierresteban #pierre gasly #esteban ocon #eo31 #pg10 #alpine #alpine f1 #brocedes #alex jacques #jacques you never fail to deliver my man #friends teammates childhood buddy rival everything but a lover #throwback sunday what the fuck

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scrollonso · 7 months ago

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"carlos might go to williams" "someone save carlos" "alex and carlos might be teammates"

WHERE IS LOGAN GOING

#im mourning #going to cry myself to sleep #goodnight f1blr #f1 #formula 1 #williams f1 #williams #carlos sainz #cs55 #alex albon #aa23 #logan sargeant #ls2 #if anyone says hes not gonna have a seat im gonna kill you #give him the haas seat #or the other sauber seat #or an alpine seat #I DONT FUCKING CARE WHERE HE GOES

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pinkcarsupremacy · 5 months ago

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Alpine wake up everyday like 'how can I be the most toxic team on the grid' because why the hell they tracking his car going to other teams AFTER THEY GOT RID OF HIM??

#marcin look what happened after you left they r stalking Ocon 😭#anyways fuck alpine they're a fucking joke #f1 #esteban ocon

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tetheredbysin · 5 months ago

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"dts fans ruin F1, they don't give a shit about the racing, all they talk about is what the drivers are wearing and who they're dating"

bitch, my grandpa, who has seen hundreds of races, went to see a grand prix in germany in the 90's and the number one thing he remembers from that trip is the outfit michael schumacher arrived at the paddock in because, directly quoted from my grandpa, "the guy wore his jeans so high up you'd think he didn't have balls"

this is what a 'true fan' sounds like.

#my grandpa is my hero #can you tell schumi was his favorite #we should get retired drivers back just to discuss paddock fashion to piss off dickheads in F1 #who cares if someone likes dts it's just a fucking show #formula 1 #f1 #michael schumacher #ferrari #red bull racing #mercedes #williams racing #haas f1 team #sauber #mclaren #alpine #aston martin #vcarb

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fabeong · 22 days ago

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In honour of Estie getting the hell out of that mess of a team, this one’s for you 😘

#Realised I never actually posted this one #Rip pierresteban you were… yeah #pierre gasly #esteban ocon #fuck alpine #fabeong’s on their f1 braincell #for my f1 mutuals #F1

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aaron04jpg · 18 days ago

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His alpine team going to find him during testing to get a team photo :( that was his family

#oh alpine FUCK YOU #that was his team #his family #he deserved a true and proper goodbye #estie bestie #esteban ocon deserves better #esteban ocon #haasteban #eo31 #formula 1 #f1 #haas f1 #fuck alpine #all my homies hate alpine #alpine f1

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lost-gp · 27 days ago

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fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine fuck alpine and fuck alpine

#jackie i love you but fuck alpine #este you deserve so much more #esteban ocon #f1

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parc-the-ferme · 9 months ago

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alpine really is just getting hit with like 15 years of built up cosmic karma this season because what the fuck do you mean their hospitality has a water leak the day before a grand prix?? hello???

#thats what you get for fucking with oscar and fernando #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #australia gp 2024 #alpine f1 #pierre gasly #esteban ocon

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white-wolf-actually · 9 months ago

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Apparently, the avengers have a game they like to play that Sam invented.

It’s called “Steve or Alpine” and they have to guess who I said what to.

Sam is a dead man

#fuck you bird man #bucky barnes rp #bucky barnes #mcu rp #james buchanan barnes #marvel #steve rogers #white wolf #stucky #captain america #sam wilson #captain falcon #falcon #alpine barnes #alpine the cat

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l1li4n · 3 months ago

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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SAD THEY MAKE ME

#credit: c1xncc on the clock app #they're the closest thing to modern brocedes #and i need y'all to realise that #they make me want to curl up and sob like a baby #like the childhood friends to whatever the fuck is going on #they're so dear to me #i will patiently wait for you bitches to realise #pierre and esteban #LIKE THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SHIP NAME #I NEED Y'ALL TO CATCH THE FUCK UP #pierre gasly #esteban ocon #pg10 #ec31 #alpine formula one #formula 1 #formula one #f1 #pierresteban

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