#fuck this tag mercing

[dobbiamo-capire]

Hiiii! Why is charles going to sanremo a bad thing? what is sanremo 🫣

Charles going to Sanremo is bad bc I’m dead.

Btw it’s the most famous singing competition in Italy, the italian grammys basically, and it was there before Eurovision too, which is inspired by it. And it’s also this crazy week where italians are forced to stay up till 3am for 5 days straight so it’s all a delirium.

[homkamiro]

Answering some questions regarding TF2 × MLP AU!!! This crossover absolutely rotted my brain and I can't.stop thinking about it

[bittersweetbeet]

YALL WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THESE OH MY GOD

[drawingroomanguish]

shoutout to tumblr for doing its level best to crunch these to hell

outfits from this lineup I did ages ago. This was supposed to be done ages ago but a bunch of work got in the way

[i3utterflyeffect]

LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN. IMAGINE IF THIS HAPPENED. THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING POTENTIAL WHEN IT COMES TO KING AND THE ROCKET COMPANY PLEASE IM GOING TO GO INSANEEEEEE.

im calling this king merc au. i'm going to cause infinite pain to everyone involved. please talk to me about this im going to fucking lose my mind if i make this au and then don't get any more ideas

please reblog this i have like. one ava mutual and thats it

[maxedes]

literally so sick of lando always getting driver of the day. it‘s not a popularity contest. he fucked up a pole and isn‘t winning in the probably strongest car on the grid what is he getting dotd for

[mail-me-a-snail]

IT HURRTSSSS FUCKKK

[gophergal]

jumping on the trend. I have never felt so mainstream in my picks

[kinos-fortress-2]

im so sick... draws this fucking guys

[motivation-ga-shinderu]

the price of recognition

[msmc-796-official]

Correspondences from Pilot NET #5

[BEGIN CHATLOG]

Expiritus_Sancti: ...something is not right...

70KU-N4H-W4: P! are you alright? we thought we had lost you; what's going on?

Expiritus_Sancti: Everything- everything is- Shoddy? Is that you? I-I'm alive? Oh thank RA, everything's gone to hell, it's-

calibanhammer: Slow down, Phoenix. You're still semi-dissociative. Are you okay?

Expiritus_Sancti: Y-yes, I'm fine. The Albatross got me out safe, but... it's bad. Chernobog beat me there. I was too late.

calibanhammer: Backtalker is dead, then?

Expiritus_Sancti: Presumably - Commodore's entire block was already thoroughly destroyed by the time I got there. Whatever Backtalker was looking for is obliterated by now. They succeeded.

calibanhammer: That would explain the comms blackout, then. After you went off in pursuit of that signal, there was a company-wide comms blackout for CMC - everyone lost contact with everyone. Slipshod and I had to get out of our cockpits to contact Dancer and Sawbones; they were both fine, despite the damages, but by the time we were able to talk things over, Commodore had all but disappeared from the battlefield.

70KU-N4H-W4: comms are back online now, but nobody on any side can get hold of Commodore. we think she may have blacked out comms on purpose after getting the news - it ain't good, regardless. if what Backtalker was saying was true, and what got destroyed really was her last remnant of Sylvia...

Expiritus_Sancti: ...we think Commodore went off the deep end?

70KU-N4H-W4: sure fuckin' looks like it. I think the rest of her team has too, actually - do you recall Commodore talking about how she hated being called "mercenary queen"?

Expiritus_Sancti: Vaguely; why?

70KU-N4H-W4: every motherfucker in the company is using some variant of "glory to the mercenary queen" as their sign-off now, instead of the usual "till legends bleed". real fuckin' ominous. feels like a threat, and I can't be sure it ain't also aimed at us as well as Backtalker - or, rather, the conglomerate of traitorous assholes calling themselves Backtalker

calibanhammer: Some context - Slipshod managed to trace some of those ID Expunged messages back to their sources. They all come from different areas in CMC territory. Some from public access boxes, other from personal intercomms, and still others from third-party devices. "Backtalker" isn't a person, it's a movement: in short, there's been a full infiltration of CMC right under Commodore's nose, and their revenge has finally hit home.

Expiritus_Sancti: ...Christ-the-Buddha almighty. So we've been being lied to this entire time. Fuck.

70KU-N4H-W4: not only that, but I've got word now that Z has decided to sign on with CMC right in the middle of this whole mess. (wish I was kidding, but Z's case worker is literally online discussing the details as we speak.) apparently Signal wants to hire our lawyers on to deal with whatever mess that whole ordeal is gonna come with, which just reeks of desperation and bad decisions

Expiritus_Sancti: Oh, absolutely not. Kennedi, get on call with Legal immediately; tell them to deny any and all offers made by CORSAIR Mercenary Company until we give them further notice. If they ask for details, tell them that CMC is currently compromised by internal sabotage, and anyone claiming to represent the company at this time might seek to further incriminate CMC as a legal entity.

calibanhammer: Roger that, Phoenix.

Expiritus_Sancti: As for you, Slipshod - get in touch with Command. Tell them we're coming back to base. The longer we stay here, the higher risk there is of becoming graywash fodder.

70KU-N4H-W4: way ahead of you, P - Command gave us the all-clear to disembark a while ago

Expiritus_Sancti: Phenomenal. The Albatross are busy dealing with Chernobog; hopefully they'll be alright fending it off long enough for us to get out. I can ping them later and give them a status update.

70KU-N4H-W4: ...I'm gonna assume we're calling the brawl off until further notice, then?

calibanhammer: The call has been made; Legal has been notified. At this stage, the brawl is no longer relevant - the safety of CMC and ourselves comes first. Dancer and Sawbones have already been informed as much; their damages are fixable, as are ours. For now, we mount a tactical retreat back to base and prepare for the inevitable backlash from CMC for cutting off their legal lifeline.

Expiritus_Sancti: Right. Let's get out of here. We stay any longer, and the Requiem might just turn into a graveyard.

70KU-N4H-W4: with the way things look, it might as well already be one, P. that being said - you don't think we're gonna be on call if someone's gotta take down a feral Commodore, do you?

Expiritus_Sancti: I don't know. Given how much SecCom-era technology CMC utilizes, plus whatever tech Z brings to their table... this may not be a fight we have any chance of winning.

calibanhammer: Agreed. A storm brews on the horizon; best we take shelter while we still can.

Expiritus_Sancti: ...couldn't have said it better myself. C'mon, girls. Let's go home.

[END CHATLOG]

[homkamiro]

Why can I imagine every merc just pointing at Scout while shouting ‘TWINK’, making sure Scout hears it while looking pathetic

Because it is canon

[excessivepyromania]

Did you ask for more of my writing? No. But it’s on your page now so here’s some quotes from my for-fun writing about the tf2 mercs

Kind of wholesome quote bonus :)

[i3utterflyeffect]

by the way king isn't very keen on watching Victim beat the shit out of Chosen, so he volunteers to 'supervise' SC.

he doesn't actually care that much about keeping them from hurting anyone, and is much more concerned with. y'know. making sure that they don't get hurt and keeping SC calm. because that is a kid he literally met because they really liked minecraft.

also he's less scary than the other mercs but he knows how to be a threat if he wants to <3

btw if you need my writing transcribed you can always check the alt text, sometimes reading handwriting sucks ass

reblogs > likes

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

HELLO, I'm back. Here are some out of context doodles of our boys

and also their primary weapons, guess which belongs to who:

[sgtapollo]

Body hcs of the tc2 mercs ‼️‼️‼️‼️

Quick warning because they are only wearing boxers(except for agent, duh)

I had fun doing this and I should probably do the bosses as well