#fuck this game.

[flash-from-the-past]

Hapland

[corrodedparadox]

My other car is a rainbow trout

Stickers

[mintaii]

take responsibility

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[silvermoon424]

Another banger from the "we can always tell" crowd 💀

(for those who don't get it: the picture is of MatPat, a cis man)

[crabussy]

"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

[azuneekun]

the dick must be insane

[oathofkaslana]

Elderly Peddling Woman: Little girl, did you say something about the moon goddess and operas? Li Sushang: Don’t you know today is the fifteenth? Everyone in Shenzhou does what I said. Elderly Peddling Woman: The day of the full moon, eh. Look around you, nobody has the time to gaze at the moon. People aren’t interested in them anymore. Li Sushang: I see… So… The bright moon hung up high. The girl looked up, and the moonlight fell into her eyes. Li Sushang: (So it’s been so long since then.) So long that she did not what year it was. So long that she no longer understood the world. Five hundred years were dreadfully long for others, but a split-second for her.

-- midnight chronicle

[xpurplepiex]

when i started watching g1 for the first time, i was NOT prepared for whatever the fuck its doing with Megatron's transformation😭😭

it gave me so much psychic damage

[circustroubles]

i hope this hurts, jimmy

[sedlex]

I'm not the biggest fan of hoops but... look at Barbara Domingos' routine. Just look at it.

[enbycrip]

I will genuinely never forgive anyone involved in making The Imitation Game for their absolute travesty of Alan Turing’s story.

He was intensely autistic, and gay, and *kind*.

He mentored people below him in the programme - including women, who pretty much everyone else was crappy to.

He had terrible allergies and went cycling in a gas mask in the country to avoid then, and when he got overstimulated at parties he pulled incredibly daft elaborate “walking into a cupboard” leaving gags to handle them that left everyone screaming on the floor despite the silliness.

He got on really well with kids and never talked down to them. He gave his neighbours his sugar rations on their kids’ birthdays so she could always make them birthday cakes - even when he was being persecuted after the war, even when he was suffering horrible side effects from the tortures they put him through.

He was such an utterly, genuinely lovely human being, and he deserved so much damn better, and at the very *least* he deserved to be portrayed as who he was in the 21st fucking century instead of falling into a whole slew of horrifically harmful stereotypes that erased the fucking gift he was to us all over again.

[puppppppppy]

abogagos……..

[mariorsomething]

Oh yes, you'll be buried with it

[northernfireart]

read the whole story> here by @clarionglass :)