#fuck snapchat

[puppyypawsss]

This " Snapchat AI " thing is bullshit. You can't get rid of the ugly cunt unless you pay for Snapchat +. Snapchat is sneaky as fuck for that. Oh btw, TURN YOUR LOCATION OFF AND MAKE SURE U TURN OFF THE OPTION FOR AI TO SEE YOUR STORY. and be aware that there are rumours going around that it can read chats from SEPERATE CONVERSATIONS THAT YOU HAVE WITH OTHER POEPLE. this shit is fucking creepy

[100xxxx]

[cerberin]

it’s been a year since we last saw each other

[nazmazh]

Gods, snapchat seems to be an app focused around making the most purposefully infuriating design choices for their users:

Shitty AI thing pinned to the top of your friends list. Unremovable by any means unless you pay for a snapchat subscription

Buzzing notification whenever anyone in a conversation starts typing, meaning a constant pattern of unnecessary notification at any time

Not only is the main page filled with content you haven't specifically requested (A Meta staple at this point, realistically), but it's so easy to accidentally click on to something by accident, which the shitty algorithms will then decide that you must clearly enjoy

On that - So many things they try to send directly to you and notify of that you have not specifically opted into. The only way to disable this is to apparently disable all notifications from the the app period, which kind of defeats the purpose of using it for messaging with your friends.

If, heaven-fucking-forbid, you don't immediately turn your gaze towards something you've been notified of, it will spam you with reminder notifications until you do.

This includes if you dismiss shitty random story notifications from random assholes that you don't know and have never interacted with that otherwise, as stated above, apparently cannot be disabled

I don't even know how I managed to disable the random-ass friend suggestions and got it to stick - I've never found the setting sequence I used again to pass along to other people who want to get rid of it. They probably eliminated the pathway during one of their updates or something, but because mine was already disabled, it might have avoided being turned back on or something. If they reactivated it at any point, I would have been fucking fuming!

In short, if there were literally any other app that I could use for sending/receiving group chat messages or quick random nonsense pictures from friends and family, and I could convince them to move to that app, I would fucking drop snapchat in a fucking heartbeat. I would purge every trace of it from my phone and block it from ever being suggested to me again.

Meta seems to be determined to make their products as unpleasant and user-unfriendly as possible these days (Yay, enshittification...)

But snapchat? It's like they dialed the piss-off factor up to over 9000 just to see how much bullshit people will tolerate before leaving, despite inertia and other pressures/factors that otherwise keep them there.

[ithoughtiwasthegayone]

CAN PEOPLE JUST PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS USE THEIR PHONE NUMBER

[n0thingiscool]

Looks like Snapchat is shutting gfycat.com down...

Fuck Snapchat btw. Not necessarily just because of this but because they permit animal abuse and rampant homophobia on their platform.

[bigothteddies]

contrary to popular belief I love scrolling tumblr and seeing porn on my dash in public. Why the fuck are you looking at my phone? Mind your business

[silverbirching]

What is your Hogwarts house?

Hail, traveler from the distant past; will you not take a moment to rest by my campfire, ere you continue your lonely sojourn into times long gone by? There is succor here, for you are weary; the late Bush era weighs hard upon the soul.

Don't get too comfy, though, because I have some terrible news for you about JK Rowling.

[softgothbabe]

My bestie had her bachelorette party at a club 💅🏻💜

[lebada]

not to be on my dnp bullshit again but im just thinking of how the obvious conclusion everyone's drawn is that they're still together but some ppl say it'd be very funny if they like fully lived in a house together as exes... i think we're all ignoring the funniest option yet which is that dan and phil are experiencing the world's longest situationship

[kermits-cup-of-tea]

when you're flying around as a bat and get surprise deepthroated by a bug and tav is too busy taking a pic to help

inspired by this image

[lunarkittenn]

I rarely take pictures anymore. It’s like I just don’t want to remember any moment from this part of my life lol

[lifeintheworldtocome]

your WHAT shirt came

my fnaf lobotomy shirt of course

[akayna]

I have survived the plague. Still a pretty weak with some lingering symptoms but much much better than the past few days!