#fuck plan 99
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Days after Plan 99 came out, I watched my husband play God of War: Ragnorok, and decided I wanted to see Tech not as an angel, but an avenging, magical Valkyrie running through the end of the world with his fists out. Finished the sketch, might color it in.
Looks like I’m pounding out grief with work.
#tbb#cloneforce99#thebadbatch#tech tbb#tech the bad batch#god of war#Valkyrie#gow ragnorak#star wars crossover#plan 99#fuck plan 99#tech lives#and he gots wiiiiiings#not from Red Bull#bad batch tech#quick sketch
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Watching the Darkness On Umbara arc, and because I still have Bad Batch brain rot, I’m thinking about how they would have reacted to Krell’s bullshit, so here’s what I’ve got:
Hunter: Sir, with all due respect—
Crosshair, flicking a toothpick: Which is none
Hunter, trying not to laugh: —we’re not doing that. Bad Batch, plan 43, let’s go!
Krell: Sergeant, you can’t—!
Wrecker: Too bad!
Fives, smacking Rex: Why can’t we be like them?!
#what’s plan 43? idfk i just picked a number#star wars#the clone wars#the bad batch#clone force 99#tcw incorrect quotes#general krell#tbb hunter#tbb crosshair#tbb wrecker#arc trooper fives#yeah yeah i know rex eventually said “fuck this and fuck you krell”#but as soon as the FIRST bullshit order came through cf99 would’ve gone “yeah fuck this shit we’re out”
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I don't think anything will ever be funnier than Banesaw's first of his only two sentences being, "Finally, I get to kill a Schnee," knocking Weiss unconscious in a single hit, then just chucking her into the next room so Blake can save her
#rwde#forever giggling and exasperated by this train sequence#this could have been avoided if it had been BLAKE fighting Banesaw and far more interesting too#they (presumably) had HISTORY. HE WANTED TO DRAG HER BACK INTO THE FOLD. THIS COULDVE BEEN PERSONAL#and literally NOTHING came out of a white fang member meeting a schnee so what was the FUCKING POINT SHAWLUNA#YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY#also im like 99% sure banesaw is just yatsuhashis model w a mask#anyway wtf was that train plot eh? was the purpose solely to cause chaos and destruction? wtf was the goal?#seriously early rwby schemes feel so random. reminds me of mcu thanos oddly enough#the way both cinder and thanos bip bopped between destruction for destructions sake and Big Smart Plan with Big Purpose is uh. Bad#and for the exact same reason: there was no structure or forethought in the writing process#also both were written by shitty men. i will fight the russos in a parking lot with nothing but my teeth#they absolutely shouldve been fired after civil war. absolute dogshit#do not ask me abt my mcu opinions i will never stop screaming#edit: forgot banesaw opened for roman at the white fang recruitment meeting so he has FIVE lines not two#two out of five lines are abt members of rwby yet neither amt to anything. yeehaw
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ok let's catch up quickly
#so i went on a few dates w this guy. long hair beautiful face kinda looked like a girl (good) said yes ma'am when i told him to do smth#(also good) film student great at photography including candids. made a sheath of leather for a sword pin i have . et cetera.#he asked to cuddle and i was like iggg and then i felt Nothing and i was like ohhh yh ok ok yep lesbian#like he meets almost all my criteria but. yeahhh no . also at the end of that date he had some weird takes. anyway broke up w him and told#him actually im p sure im a lesbian (again) and he was like yk thats the second time this has happened to me this week but its ok bc ive#fallen for this girl from berlin. and then we cooked together. anyway . met a beautiful butch lowk in love w her. weve been on (1) date.#have two exams in a few days havent studied enough going to like end it all basically. my research partner kicked me off our research#(expected(it was always skinda sketchy)) which was devastating + it happened in a lidl 15 hours into a journey from bordeaux#to go back to the UK. my friends were kinda busy paying for baguettes but also they heard this whole exchange and are kinda mad at him#my friend of 10+ years is coming over in a few days. my evil ex situationship person that i decided to stay friends w because i kept#insisting they are a good friend and not evil and also extremely beautiful? turns out shockingly enough they were evil. tried to fix them#and then i realised due to their entire friendship group being ppl like me (Every Single One of their friends are ppl they met on dating#apps then led on then dumped and proposed staying friends w) and are collectively extremely attracted to them and not over them they#keep validating the most diabolical shit they say/do to hace a chance w them. they broke up w their ex and the way they keep leading#this poor girl on and making her heartbeeak worse and saying that they want more power over her and want her to beg for them back etc...MY#JAW HAD DROPPED esp bc i didnt even know the ex was in the picture BECAUSE ME AND ONE OF OUR FRIENDS (that they also dated) HAD JUSR SLEPT#NAKED TOGETHER IN THEIR BED W THEM. GIRL. anyway that is the least of the diabolical stuff they said but no we are moving onnn#this was b4 the beautiful butch btw. anyways . i have a mitski concert tmrw i think?? idek anymore#i used to have a crush on this guy very briefly and then it disappeared and then i realised if he fundementally changed everything abt#himself then maybe id like him but ofc i didnt tell him that but i still think abt it sometimes but anyway thats irrelevant now bc 99% sure#even if he did id still not find him attractive (lesbianism). please recommend good overnight moisturisers btw i have super dry skin#right. the friend of 10 yrs. we had a hard convo abt why she essentially bullied me in year 8 and it made me highly bitter but i also love#her and ik things are diff now its been like . Many Years . and shes going to stay a while I HAVE TWO EXAMS I DONT HAVE TIME but i love her#its fine. i think i might just switch into medicine and do the whole become a neurosurgeon thing (which was my plan B) bc plan A is looking#kinda impossible rn. I WANNA TALK MORE ABT WHAT THE EX SITUATIONSHIP PERSON SAID but i wont bc i dont wanna be too mean but also . MY GOD#i had a conversation w a philosopher friend about whether i have a moral responsibility to try to fix them bc unleashing this on society#feels wrong and he said 'probably but...run' so yeah im not talking to them atm. second date w beautiful butch on monday btw IDK WHAT TO#WEAR. she said she likes fems. im just gonna wear the shortest ralph lauren skirt i have w the cute leg warmers and hope 4 the best#its 1:15 AM im abt to drink coffee and start studying bc what the FUCK man. also almost finished watching the boys its very good#one of my best friends is struggling rn it is breaking my heart i want to take the burden from her i miss her very much
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I hope my medical insurance company kills themselves
#kvietka rants#and I have one of the better/more expensive plans#and they still constantly try to fuck me over#REEEEEEEEEEEEEE#I'm 99% sure they're about to deny me for something they consider “cosmetic�� but isn't cosmetic#they did this once already and I was too exhausted from starting my new job to fight them#but if they actually do this again - I will fucking fight them
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Need to draw diluc suffring again smh, the bad feelings just hit me like a train again,
Double it and throw it at him
#gonna rant a little here smh#like they add me to a fucking groupchat and then go silent when i say hi???#WHY EVEN PUT ME THERE???#is it because they pity me or what???#my other friend messages after me and the convo immediately picked up again and#noone even said anything to answer me#am i just the pity friend that they added because they didn't want me tk feel bad???#i can sense when im not wanted smh#they should just make a gc for themselves if yhey wanna make plans and ignore me when i ask anyway#like 'yes this is a gc for us to plan the group hangout... and psy too ig'#like what's the point??? when i intiate i#the convo is so short and they more on to a difderent topic immediately#and when i wake up theres 99+ messages from them all night#we live in the same country- timezone and area#just tell me you guys don't want me there that would hurt less#psyscio rambles
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Does this mean the prequel era is over now? Because if so then- *starts scream-sobbing into the void*
#that sure as hell was a finale right guys#that sure did happen#I haven’t felt like this since plan 99#this is actually worse than plan 99#oh my god#it’s actually fucking over#holy shit#going to cry#tbb spoilers#the bad batch#I can’t accept the fact my beloved prequel era is done#like completely done#I love her too much#also the next tag is an actual spoiler for TBB finale#why is old man hunter kinda……….
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basically threw away £20 on my nails today so was already getting weird bc i apparently cannot be normal about money and then my paycheck came through just for my manager to have knocked off 11 hours worth of pay. so naturally i am crying in a dark room about it
#this is such a girl moment wdym you’re crying about your fucking nails. couldn’t explain it to you if i tried#im just an utter FREAK about money and then for my payslip to get fucked as well. whyyyyy would you do that#im not built for the working world truly idk how sensitive people do it bc i am NOT im tough as shit 99% of the time and i STILL can’t deal#just give me my fucking money it’s not fair 😭😭😭 i worked hard 😭😭😭#and the dumbest brattiest part of this is that the thing that tipped me over the edge is that my mum didn’t offer to pay for my nails#like how ridiculous and spoiled is that but still i was so so angry at myself about fucking them up and it’s £25 to get them done tomorrow#and I’ve worked so hard for her this summer and both days I’ve been in town I’ve got her things#like nothing spenny but I’ve just thought of her and got her things I know she’d like just to be nice#and £25 is NOTHING TO HER AND SHE DIDNT EVEN OFFER 😭😭 she even joked it off#she was like ‘your dad would offer to pay if he was here but I believe in lessons’ GIRL FUCK YOUR LESSONS I WANT MY NAILS DONE 😭😭😭#why am i actually in tears over this. this is so silly. now all my money is fucked and im going to be the skint one when we go to dublin#AS USUAL. even though i worked hard and clocked the hours it still got fucked bc im fucking. cursed#im aware im being dramatic and this isn’t even about the amount of money i have atm i promise this isn’t some desperate bankruptcy claim#like for once im actually fine money wise it’s just all been FUCKED and my dates are now FUCKED bc i have to wait for next paycheck now#and it’s so unfair bc usually things go wrong for me bc im DUMB and mess it up LIKE MY NAIL APPOINTMENT#but for work and dublin i literally planned it perfectly and did the hours and it still didn’t work#like what is WRONG with me. i hate being an adult i need a sugar daddy ive had enough#the message I sent my manager…. scathing…. ik his scared of confrontation ass is panicking. give me my fucking MONEY#hella goes home
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Me after finishing Bad Batch season 2.
#WHHYYYYY#Plan 99 is the new Jedi Night#IM NOT OKAY#I hate this fucking show#MY BLORBO#sw bad batch#the bad batch#Star Wars#clone force 99
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Back to the Techiverse!
Oh, poor Techiverse, how you have been neglected while I just bang on in Medina Station.
BUT.
With the epilogue coming out shortly, it's time to focus back on 'Into the Techiverse' and wow!
THINGS ARE GETTING BUCK WILD HERE! Ships and flying and ballistics and fog and oh my Lord.
Link here for The Rescue: Part 1.
Thanks to @moosethren @wrenkenstein @ilikemymendarkandfictional (whose poor character is having PTSD up the wazoo here, an Order 66 survivor and her boyfriend's dead SOMEONE GET HER A BLANKIE) and @techs-stitches for letting me use their characters!
#tbb#cloneforce99#thebadbatch#fanfiction#starwarsfanfiction#the bad batch#tech#rescue tech#tbb tech#clone trooper tech#bad batch tech#clone force 99#oc character#oc x canon#eriadu#plan 99#fuck plan 99#we got this#jedi oc#mandalorian oc#belter oc#belter#clone oc#clone trooper#star wars the clone wars
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hemlock, throwing tech’s goggles at hunter: here’s a keepsake of your dead brother :)
me, who had some hope that tech was still alive:
#my autistic brethren!!!! they killed my autistic brethren!!!!#tech the bad batch#the bad batch#plan 99#plan 99?? more like….. plan fuck my LIFE#tech sacrifices himself for the squad and then omega follows his example#dave filoni stop hurting us#i am not ok right now#tech and crosshair my baby boys you deserve so much better#i was legitimately sobbing and shaking#haven’t cried like that since i spoke to my emotionally abusive father on the phone and then saw a dead cat on the road#which was two weeks ago but still#what the fuuuuck#the bad batch phee#phee genoa#i can’t believe phee is a widow now#tech x phee#autistic tech#fuck hemlock all my homies hate hemlock#dr hemlock#tbb hemlock
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You KNOW when things are about to get really serious in the bad batch when the 2nd little drum beat that happens each time they show the episode title doesn't kick in at the start.
#i was watching it the first time and heard only the 1st beat and thought I was hearing things#just rewatched it and can confirm that its definitely not there#damn they let us know what was going down before the episode even fucking started#the bad batch#the bad batch spoilers#tbb#plan 99#tbb season 2#sw the bad batch
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TBB UPDATE (FINALE SPOILERS): I just finished TBB S2 finale and WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??? DAVE, YOU ARE NOT SEEING HEAVEN! I AM UPSET, I AM OUTRAGED! I LOVED IT SO MUCH BUT I ALSO HATED IT CAUSE YOU K*LLED TECH (no body no death so he’s probably coming back in S3). DAVE FILONI I AM SENDING YOU MY THERAPY BILLS!
#the bad batch season two#the bad batch season 2 finale#what the fuck was that#Dave Filoni you are not seeing heaven#Disney is getting all my therapy bills#I loved it and I hated it in a good way#tbb tech#star wars tbb#Star Wars#tbb hunter#tbb crosshair#tbb wrecker#tbb omega#sw tbb#Star Wars txt post#my txt post#this is an outrage#tbb thoughts#plan 99#tbb spoilers#tbb finale spoilers#the bad batch spoilers
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just sent an email to a parent that was literally just me diplomatically telling them to fuck off
this semester, i’ve just started telling students & parents how long it will take me to do things
“when will you grade our tests” whenever i find 4 hours “when will you grade the homework” whenever i have 3 hours “when will you be done with the notebooks” well, since i’ve already graded half, whenever i find another 3 hours to do the other half, but i also have to make lesson materials for 7th grade’s monday lesson, which will also take 3 hours
#this particular set of parents had a whole meeting with the director of education about me#that neither they nor my boss bothered to tell me about#i found out through friends in the admin#like. i literally told my boss up front that going from 40 students to 99 students & making new lesson plans for a class i haven’t taught#before would have a bad effect on how fast i can grade shit#and my boss was the one who was like ‘i’m sure it’ll be fine’#because no one will tell her that increasing the class size was Bad Actually#also i have Less Prep Time Now#i literally get up to grade at 4:30am & i’m not going to tell these assholes that but also fuck them for complaining#all i fucking do is work#teaching#work
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after a break i finally got back to drawing oc batches :) i have 2/8 for my next set done... yaaaaayyy
#i hope i can finish them all by this time next week but id be being generous!#still i managed to get 2 done in 2 days....!#but i have plans this weekend so i wont get to the third one until later#and then the kids on weekdays so. we will seeeee#its the owl feather batch btw. they won the last poll LOL#cobalt heart will have to come after#then ill probably do the two royals? i need to get around to them. andy's parents#followed by the scouts!#then some misc characters probably posted on their own#and for the last big batch itll be the tartarus crew#then a smaller batch for some parents and stuff#then probably arion#aaaaaaaand atlas will be the last one. just him. because hes sooo special#saving the most fucked up guy for last lol#overall progress 93/134. it will be 99 when this set is done!#ohhh maybe i should move up one of the characters to post as a single. for the 100th#maybe#anyway im rambling but this helps me plan stuff out. tumblr dot com is my rubber duck
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ball dur's gait 3 is ruining my life
#mine#I THINK I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF AST4RI0N ROMANCE BY ACCIDENT#AND THE WORST PART IS I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW!!!!!!!#LIKE. WHAT SCENE DID I FUCK UP IN. WHICH DIALOGUE DID I MISS. WHERE DID I GO WRONG#i just got to act 3 and i had the option to ask him why him and my char haven't [ahem] in a while and i decided to click on it#and he finished the conversation by being like 'yeah theres never going to be anything between us'#i insta-reloaded to my save right before the convo because i refuse to accept that as being canon#even though i know the structure of this game well enough to know the fact that i have the option to have that convo#is like a 99% guarantee that i cant romance him#but fuck me man i wanna be a little delusional and keep believing#but if it's really over...............then 1. i'm very upset especially because this is my self insert#(although that is oddly fitting in its own way)#2. i still care him so much and in my heart i want to believe maybe after the events of the game something happens between them#3. im going to kill myself#and 4. on the upside i guess this does offer some interesting story/rp aspects i could play with in my silly mind#but fuuuuuuck me man i was counting on being able to do it i really thought i could get this to work...................#fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck man#so many things have gone wrong in this run it's almost kinda funny#i guess this also adds another playthrough to my planned list cause even though i watched the supercut and i know his romance already#i still kind of want to experience it for myself...even if it's not with my insert :(#but then again my tavs and durges will always be a little bit of an insert cause i'm going to project on them and they'll always#have something in common with me#i can try again in the future...#my 2nd run is going to be durgestarion with durge resisting the urges which i think will be really fun#but i guess im gonna need to use a guide LMAO#fuuuuuuuuuuck dude even though i reloaded to make the convo uncanon i feel like me and my little tav guy are sharing a deeply painful momen#ok this is too many tags WHATEVER i have a call in 30 minutes and then i'm playing the game for the rest of the day#even if he doesn't want me i will still care him......#oh i guess that's the other upside is i can see nonromantic dialogue i might not have seen otherwise#i'll probably see friend dialogue in future playthroughs when i romance other characters but who knows
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