#fuck old men

[luvvwins]

Episode 35 of word of honor. I'll never trust a TV show again. There is no recovering.

[lonely-girl-1612]

Riding the train in summer is so horrible so many fucking old men look at me weird because I have tits ,scars and I’m also fat

[stairstothe7th]

Girls and fem looking men WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL WANT ME

16-19 ONLY NO FUCKING CREEPS

I need more mootss.....

[starving1nsuburbia]

This isn’t my usual @n@ posts but I don’t want to post this on my main acc so here it is.

Rant incoming:

Okay so why can’t girls be horny in peace?!? Like I’m so sorry I like a few risqué things (😚) and now I having fucking perverts everywhere following me. I posted on my main acc a joke saying that if one more weirdo pervert follows me I’ll have an aneurism and this FUCKING WEIRDO has the audacity to tell me it’s MY FAULT!!! LIKE HUHHH!!! Like girl leave me alone, just because I’m into a few weird things and I decide to like it on MY FUCKING ACCOUNT does not mean OLD FUCKS like you should follow me expecting something. I’ve way to many people for my taste (like 3) reach out to me wanting… idk something and it’s starting to piss me off.

ALSO, aren’t my likes private. I privated them for this exact reason but now I’m confused. Please someone tell me if they are private. I can’t take this anymore😖😖😖

[razorroseart]

I kept getting touched, yelled at about my gender and treated like garbage by an old prick at the bar tonight. I was already in a bad mood before that.... happy fucking birthday to me I guess.

[lazylittledragon]

at the friday panel andrew wincott said raphael and astarion should go on holiday together and i can’t stop thinking about it

[gaykarstaagforever]

Shout-out to Canadian distribution company Lionsgate, who keep paywalling 30 year old Hollywood movies behind the dogshit Starz app in the US.

All of these would have been on Tubi for free 2 years ago if it wasn't for you, you stupid fucks.

Pack it in, losers. I'm not paying you for Speed (1994).

"MEDIA CONSOLIDATION IS EVIL!"

No, me having to subscribe to 8 different shitty apps owned by rich men to watch movies that came out when I was 12, because they negotiated a 4-year exclusivity deal with the private equity firm that bought the IP at a fire sale, is evil.

This is why people steal. Get with the times, you mummies.

[girl-drink-drunk]

you would fuck that old man. i would fuck that old man. we are the same. hold my hand

[hotvintagepoll]

Congrats to the ultimate winner of the Hot & Vintage Movie Men Tournament, Mr. Toshiro Mifune! May he live happily and well where the sun always shines, enjoying the glories of a battle hard fought.

A loving farewell to all of our previous contestants, who are now banished to the shadow realm and all its dark joys and whispered horrors—I hear there's a picnic on the village green today. If you want to remember the fallen heroes, you can find them all beneath the cut.

What happens next? I'll be taking a break of two weeks to rest from this and prep for the Hot & Vintage Ladies Tournament. I'll still be around but only minimally, posting a few last odes to the hot men before transitioning into a little early ladies content, just like I did with this last tournament. The submission form for the Hot & Vintage Ladies tournament will remain up for one more week (closing February 21st), so get your submissions in for that asap! Once the form closes, there will be one more week of break. The first round of the Hot & Vintage Ladies Tournament will be posted on February 29th, as Leap Year Day seems like a fitting allusion to leaping into these ladies' arms.

Thanks for being here! Enjoy the two weeks off, and send me some great propaganda.

In order of the last round they survived—

ROUND ONE HOTTIES:

Richard Burton

Tony Curtis

Red Skelton

Keir Dullea

Jack Lemmon

Kirk Douglas

Marcello Mastroianni

Jean-Pierre Cassel

Robert Wagner

James Garner

James Coburn

Rex Harrison

George Chakiris

Dean Martin

Sean Connery

Tab Hunter

Howard Keel

James Mason

Steve McQueen

George Peppard

Elvis Presley

Rudolph Valentino

Joseph Schildkraut

Ray Milland

Claude Rains

John Wayne

William Holden

Douglas Fairbanks Sr.

Harold Lloyd

Charlie Chaplin

John Gilbert

Ramon Novarro

Slim Thompson

John Barrymore

Edward G. Robinson

William Powell

Leslie Howard

Peter Lawford

Mel Ferrer

Joseph Cotten

Keye Luke

Ivan Mosjoukine

Spencer Tracy

Felix Bressart

Ronald Reagan (here to be dunked on)

Peter Lorre

Bob Hope

Paul Muni

Cornel Wilde

John Garfield

Cantinflas

Henry Fonda

Robert Mitchum

Van Johnson

José Ferrer

Robert Preston

Jack Benny

Fredric March

Gene Autry

Alec Guinness

Fayard Nicholas

Ray Bolger

Orson Welles

Mickey Rooney

Glenn Ford

James Cagney

ROUND TWO SWOONERS:

Dick Van Dyke

James Edwards

Sammy Davis Jr.

Alain Delon

Peter O'Toole

Robert Redford

Charlton Heston

Cesar Romero

Noble Johnson

Lex Barker

David Niven

Robert Earl Jones

Turhan Bey

Bela Lugosi

Donald O'Connor

Carman Newsome

Oscar Micheaux

Benson Fong

Clint Eastwood

Sabu Dastagir

Rex Ingram

Burt Lancaster

Paul Newman

Montgomery Clift

Fred Astaire

Boris Karloff

Gilbert Roland

Peter Cushing

Frank Sinatra

Harold Nicholas

Guy Madison

Danny Kaye

John Carradine

Ricardo Montalbán

Bing Crosby

ROUND THREE SMOKESHOWS:

Marlon Brando

Anthony Perkins

Michael Redgrave

Gary Cooper

Conrad Veidt

Ronald Colman

Rock Hudson

Basil Rathbone

Laurence Olivier

Christopher Plummer

Johnny Weismuller

Clark Gable

Fernando Lamas

Errol Flynn

Tyrone Power

Humphrey Bogart

ROUND 4 STUNGUNS:

James Dean

Cary Grant

Gregory Peck

Sessue Hayakawa

Harry Belafonte

James Stewart

Gene Kelly

Peter Falk

QUARTERFINALIST VOLCANIC TOWERS OF LUST:

Jeremy Brett

Vincent Price

James Shigeta

Buster Keaton

SEMIFINALIST SUPERMEN:

Omar Sharif

Paul Robeson

FINALIST FANTASIES:

Sidney Poitier

Toshiro Mifune

and ok, sure, here's the shadow-bracket-style winner's portrait of Toshiro Mifune.

[murrpa]

what happened in honda odyssey stays in honda odyssey💋

(bruh i struggled so much with this for no reason😭)

[icarusredwings]

Maybe it's just me but do you guys ever think about how calmed down Wade would get if fucked regularly?? Unironically the chemicals that release during and after sex are some of the bodies best pain killers and seeing how he's chronically ill (in a sense) and probaby in pain multiple times a day, As well as the clarity you get afterwards.. might help him mentally.

I imagine it would be like putting him on Adderall.

Not that he doesn't already try to keep the house functional and managed, but I can see him sitting and humming while watching tv instead of doing something impulsive like coloring on a highway bridge. Dishes done, folding laundry, floors swept. He actually can remember to take out the trash now.

Of course hes still gonna say odd shit, you can't fuck that out of him, but still?

Better sleep, clearer mind, less pain?

I mean, sure, he's gonna get his pelvic crushed or his hip broke, or maybe even given 36 stab wounds, but I think it would do him some good. Especially to get all that energy out?

I just feel bad that his poor chosen mate is laterally a 200 year old man with a terrible diet and is an alchoolic.

Actually, you know what. Let the old man get some, too. Calm his ass right down. Maybe he'll stop having nightmares and stop chugging bottles, Who knows.

[knight-paladingelebor]

excUSE you, that’s my emotional support unromanceable npc x oc ship

[zira-draws]

they have been rotting my brain for a WHOLE year and I CAN'T STAND IT .

[rystiel]

is this something

[greykolla-art]

@cirilee made me realise this was essentially their dynamic, and now I’m going insane I love them!😂❤️

This poor old cat getting dragged around Hell by a weird psychopath.👌

[sincerlyus]

"I'm so sorry.."

Paranoid!Stanford and Cult!Fiddleford

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