#fuck off dude

[kelcair]

hey guys if u see someone with my username on AO3 ITS NOT ME!!!! i don't know how long there been impersonating me but it's genuinely horrifying

[distortedclouds]

[micoz-field-of-dreamz]

oh thats.. thats nsfw on my dash… without the mature warning…

[faceyourphobia]

“It’s just because you’re a teenager, you’re going through a hormonal experience—”

SHUT UP!! You’re wrong!!

I’m literally taking psychology. I am taking a college level psychology class, which has three units that go over the effects of hormones and other processes of our body. I literally have a whole book about hormones, and you’re going to deny me and just tell me I’m wrong anyway?

[leclerking]

the charles pole to dnf/dns/dsq pipeline is fucking insane

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

I saw one of those videos that are like “POV you’re the Barty crouch jr of your friend group” which is fine. It’s fun, even. But the last slide was “you’ll grow up to be an alcoholic” and what the FUCK guys?? That’s not fun or quirky or mysterious, it’s a serious thing that people genuinely struggle with. It’s not an “aesthetic” it can legitimately tear people’s lives apart

[twinksintrees]

20 minutes in, the given movie is so much more stressful than i ever thought it would be

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

oh dear god please take all of rahul's pain and give it to sandeep reddy vanga

[rafesc0kewh0re]

ok so finding out how much shit my ex talks about me in a whole different state was wild!!

[brionysea]

michael myers? MICHAEL myers?????

[lucianinsanity]

Talking about USA people who live in other countries, y'all have too many machines in your houses, like

I've seen some girl complaining we don't have like, fifteen different appliances in normal apartments, and like, buy them? Yeah, most normal people in here don't have a dishwasher, you know how fucking expensive any of what you are saying is?

[edgarallanpoestan]

i decide to stop screaming about this stream. i open my essay. press shuffle on my liked songs. the song i imagined ctommy to on repeat in like 2020 plays. fucking christ

[finnitesimal]

- I'm better than him. Always remember that. I serve you much better, I will always serve you better and I will always do better things for you, than him.

- I'll hold you to that.

[astromechs]

what i will say from the vice presidential debate last night is i cannot truly express how insulting it is to watch jd vance's pretend "i love appalachia" routine right now

[jules-van-hering]

how the fuck do you calm yourself down from wanting to completely rip into those dudes on dating app who just saw the non-mono tag on your profile didn't read any further then texted you the most offensive shit and now you just wanna rip his head off

[professionallush]

@murielsweating got me thinking I should get myself a little candle treat but since I'm a local snob I didn't want to have a candle shipped from Brooklyn so I was looking for LA-based candle companies (there are plenty) but I'll be damned if I'm buying a candle from this guy