#fuck netflix canon

[vargdottern]

"oooh who are you texting" nobody i'm just way too obsessed with fictional homosexuals and they make me smile now leave me alone

[purplehalnw]

I swear Matt and Karen's kiss after their first date is one of the best kiss scenes I have ever seen in my life (especially from a straight couple).

"Alright, I'm gonna kiss ya". Don't you dare tell me you weren't smiling at that.

[thenationofzaun]

The Warwick lines we deserved:

The Warwick line we got:

"DON'T TOUCH MY DEOUGHTAAAA 😤😤😤😡😡😡"

[not-the-living-ghost]

i have a feeling that payneland won't be confirmed canon in the season 2 cameo, but fuck if i'm not manifesting the shit out of that

[glitterfairy-21225]

Is this anything?

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Eddie pulls Robin aside after noticing how she's interacting with Nance and how she keeps reassuring that shes Not Dating Steve and asks her if shes "a friend of dorothy"

[dark-concerned-moony]

for the first time in my life i actually understand how religious people feel when someone does something outrageous with/to something related to their religion.

the only word i can think of when i think of TUA S4 is blasphemy. that thing was completely, utterly and heartbreakingly blasphemous.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Wednesday fandom: *leaking all the down bad moments Wednesday has for Enid* Me:

Me: If Wenclair doesn't happen, me and a lot of people are going to be eating Netflix's ankles holy shit

[mxxncxven03]

I would love to know what the heterosexual explanation is for this one:

This one:

This one:

This one:

Aaaand this one:

Spoiler: Exactly... THERE'S NONE.

[here-for-the-vibe]

You know what might be the earliest indication that Byler is canon endgame? The Previously On Stranger Things at the beginning of the season

If they show more than one shot that is very obviously a Byler shot in the recap (specifically if they show Mike’s feelings for Will) then We’ll Know For Sure

[downbaddetective]

You know, I saw a little bit ago a quote from the ceo of Netflix which was something along the lines of "we have never canceled good shows" and that's why I am ultimately not shocked at the news we got today. Deeply saddened? Yes. Disappointed? Extremely. Shocked? No.

Clearly, the people in charge have a terrible sense of what success is and ultimately I am little glad that we don't have the opportunity to go down the same route that a lot of other popular Netflix show have. I'm not gonna lie, Netflix has been notorious for either canceling amazing content after one season or they run amazing content into the ground, and honestly, I'm a little glad that the second one isn't going to be the case for Dead Boy Detectives.

This was not the news that we wanted, but now we don't have to fixate on the uncertainty of whether we get renewed. So, I hope that after the initial grieving period, we can collectively keep creating in this space. This show has revived creativity in a lot of people, and I genuinely hope that it stays in spite of the cancelation.

[fallloverfic]

Okay... you got me. They're cute.

(Screencaps from the trailer for the upcoming series Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix, featuring the apparent protagonist, Dolph Laserhawk and his canonical boyfriend, Alex Taylor, whom Ubisoft describes as "the love of his life").

Also Tokyopop is doing the comic adaptation and dang the cover art by Bayou Kun "for the "boys love manga adaptation" - iOS

(Though as a disclaimer, I wouldn't recommend buying this, it's pretty bad)

[kuri-kushumia]

Man, that end to the Valentines Day episode is... wow! It's something.

[angelicdudles]

I’m your Barbie Bitch

[soniclion92]

Jonathan sluttily lighting a cigarette for Nancy, like if you agree

[hislittleraincloud]

dude can you just stop using the wenclair tag? like its annoying seeing these kind of posts. some of us are just here to see the fun dynamics, other’s interpretation, arts etc. and i get that you’re against it or whatever, so maybe like leave these tags alone? stop abusing the tags if you don’t like it

The last anon I just answered didn't even have the Wenclair tag even though the anon mentioned it. But thanks for reminding me to go back and remedy that. 🥹

Look, I get it, you don't read anything that goes against your little echo chamber, so you missed what I fucking said in the next to last one that WAS tagged Wenclair:

It's not my fault that you can't stand criticism of the novel or the ship within the constraints of the novel and fandom. I had never had a problem with any Wenclair fanon until y'all creamed yourselves over this novelization. I read it (slowly, for me, so I could catalog each instance of fuckery with canon in my brain that I could), and that is what I have a problem with.

I've always supported Wednesday and Enid the same way M&G support it, since accepting and building friendship was what Morticia had stated in the beginning in the limo she'd hoped for her daughter/what Wednesday had stated she was extremely resistant to throughout ("I like being an island...a well fortified one surrounded by sharks."). Seems like no one cares to comprehend how wild a jump from a strict antisocial loner who hates people to Spanish-spewing yandere "Willa" in the span of four weeks actually is, and that's how fanon can be*...only now Mejia's injected 100% fanon [see the defiling of "Woe What a Night" for the worst of it] into the canon that millions of people around the world saw and y'all are calling it canon (when it is not, despite being published through the studio). In my last real fandom I participated in there was a screenplay "tie up" in lieu of a fourth season published by Showtime and written by Neil Jordan himself that was roundly rejected by fans as canon because it was so out of character for our main characters from what we had seen for three seasons. Same goes for the Jack Thorne's Cursed Child nonsense in Potter (even Potter actors have called it fan fiction).

TLDR: It's not abusing a tag if the tag is relevant to the post's discussion. Grow some skin and learn how to deal ("cope" like you kids love to say) with reasonable criticisms.