#fuck my lesbian chungus life

[wanderer-of]

I want an excuse to wear my bunnysuit again but my shitass roommates probably wouldn't be cool with that :/

[astrid-delacour]

Things my friends have said as marauders quotes (part 9)

James: Forget having an angel and a devil on your shoulders, Remus has two small cowboys, me and Sirius

Sirius: stop sexting in the family groupchat

Barty: if you take my legs I will crawl very violently after you

Remus: do I have a sibling relationship with James? I am unprepared to face this reality

Sirius: I will be your gender

Sirius: listen,,, listen,,, I'm a little stupid sometimes 

but its okay

because I'm pretty enough to make up for it

Regulus: violence may not be the answer

Barty: but life is multiple choice 

Mary: gay powder

Remus: the three constants of life, death, taxes, and people being fucking stupid

Regulus: there’s too many trannies and not enough lesbians 

Sirius: clit is short for Christian literature 

Regulus: kinky or suicidal? I can’t decide

Dorcas: yes 

Sirius: ruining James' childhood, one disturbing horse fact at a time 

Evan: I wasn't deranged, I was delighted 

Evan: I will politely mock whomever you need me to

Regulus: its past ten pm which means its time for me to make some questionable life decisions 

James: give me chungus or give me death

Evan: You are disgrace to weebs everywhere 

Remus: we are NOT going to worship shrek as a deity!

Regulus: can you please give him some braincells

Remus: no. But I can give him some zanex and maybe he’ll shut up for awhile 

James: I can make albino pancakes 

Marlene: I am coming for your mom AND your gender!

Barty: Fuck you. let me be gay on my own terms

[cocteautwinslyrics]

fuck my lesbian chungus life

[wanderer-of]

Nevermind I had a better idea I will discuss it with my girlfriend OMG I want to take one specific photo so bad

I want an excuse to wear my bunnysuit again but my shitass roommates probably wouldn't be cool with that :/