#fuck mornings
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whoever invented mornings doesn't deserve feet
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This morning, all I have done is chain smoke for the last 90 minutes. There has been coffee too.
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"It's too damn early to be alive."
-Me, at 6:15 this morning after getting up at 5
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Mornings are so good once you get through how awful! they are
it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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"want to learn more about this project? join our discord!" explode. "want to download this game? join our discord!" explode. "want to play this mod? join our discord!" explode. "need questions answered? join our discord!" EXPLODE.
#lab notes#STOP MAKING DISCORDS FOR THINGS THAT SHOULD BE EASILY ACCESSIBLE#HOLY FUCK.#old man yells at the cloud#im in a bitch of a mood this morning.
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I hate morning classes.
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short bill cipher thing
bonus one :
#gravity falls#bill cipher#book of bill#iam highas fuck rn an idont evenknow howoer why i did thia AND MY SPACE BAR IS STILLBROKKEN ! ! AARRJH#nownow alezxherch whuy did we go on anfd give the shapes traumaa now that isnt verykind#the smarkt thing for drawing theraprism cipher would be to base it off of being inpaitent but i cant remmember SHIIIIT whta we did#all i member is drawing alot and walkinds in circles there ohand we made cookies once thatwas nice#mighttake thisone down in the morning idont know how to feel about it
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sorry that took like an hour i stopped to eat dinner heres my idea
#my art#adventure time#simon petrikov#betty grof#trans#lesbian#petrigrof#ion think i needa tag this for anything theyre both clothed & its not suggestive#i think simon isnt scared of needles but he cant make himself do it himself so betty does it for him#idk how he got by before meeting betty#i also dont think i needa tag this for eva spoilers considering it came out uh#28 years ago#FUCK I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE COMIC HOLD ON#ok 10 min later im back#also i think this kinda implies golbetty is flesh underneath like an eva#ok i think thats all#and in case i dont see you good morning good evening and goodnight
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Americans not giving a shit about the wildfires burning down forests and homes in Canada until smoke starts spreading across the border. Meanwhile Indigenous communities across the country are far more likely to be impacted by the fires and I’ve seen all of one link to a charity and about nine million memes. 🙃
#yeah yeah hashtag notallamericans or whatever the fuck#I’m just irritated watching people whine or centre themselves#like sorry your clothes smell like smoke gladys but people have lost their fucking homes#and the government does fuck all for indigenous communities#so you know who’s gonna end up getting more aid#but sure brad can’t go out for his usual morning jog because of the canadians#also all these fucking news articles making ir about america as if canada has somehow done this on purpose out of spite#someone buy me a punching bag for my birthday thanks#artschoolrambles
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Started watching for chuckles stayed for coalecroux 😔💜
#legends of avantris#coalecroux#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#morning frost#once upon a witchlight#dnd art#keep my followers on their toes#you'll never fucking guess what I might post next
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Fuck mornings... yep, I think that this works.
The train is late.
The traffic is atrocious.
Why is it so hot and cloudy?
I love this. Surly there is one somewhere
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villain and violent; infant and innocent
#gravity falls#stanford pines#dipper pines#ford pines#erm erm!!!!!#cringe!!!! family pride and love cringe!!!!!#i got carried away in a magma w mason last night and then i just kinda ran w it#took it over to procreate and finished it up#anyway it was fun (⁀ᗢ⁀)#i think it's ugly now that i'm looking at it this morning but#who gives a fuck i had fun MAKING IT!!!!!#alright thanks byeeeeee#oh wait#thanks for all the love and support on my recent stuff#very much did not expect to be so welcomed by the gravity falls fandom 💀💀#but it is very much appreciated!#okay bye for REAL now#mods art#mods draws#my art#gravity falls fanart
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does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do
#i have shit to do but i'm so bad at both going to sleep and staying asleep that it's been fucking up my life for years at this point#yes this about accidentally sleeping through class this morning but in my defense i had an atomic tummy moment at like 6 am :( which is#kind of my point? an reason for missing sleep shouldn't stop me from participating in my own life and i'm tired of rationing my waking hours#if sleep was optional i would be unstoppable essentially but alas. alack even. specifically a lack of sleep.#girl all the saints have it out for me today for skipping church on a holy day of obligation i guess. well fuck those guys.#a post
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day 20: A kiss
Previous/Next
(prompt list here!) + bonus :3
#early morning kisses !#narinder is a master at keeping them in bed (purr until they give in)#this was an excuse to draw them soft <3#narinder can fall asleep anywhere with anything on#the crown is very much used to it from his og godhood days#very low energy day but fuck it we ball#cotl#my art#narilamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl fanart#drawtober#cotl drawtober#cotltober#cult of the lamb
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troll who isnt allowed caffeine or she'll reenact the Hammy energy drink scene from over the hedge clay prefers tea anyway
#bruce is back home so hes not in the comic (i couldnt fit him in frame)#i stopped halfway through working on a different troll comic to make this troll comic this keeps happening#of the firm belief trolls have animalistic traits so they hashtag PLAY HARD#im talkin pouncin chasing biting etc etc#let my girls be rowdy at 8 in the morning (branch has babyproofed most of the bunker so they dont knock shit over when they run around)#trolls#trolls band together#clay trolls#john dory trolls#viva trolls#poppy trolls#branch trolls#brozone#im not tagging this as cliva cause imo they are found siblings fuck u but if u see them as lovers i support you barely#im kidding live your dream idc#my art#floyd trolls
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