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I NEED someone to fuck me until I can't see straight. I wanna be used like a little fucktoy. Make me beg how YOU want and punish me when it's not good enough so I can try again. I don't know why but holy fuck I just need someone to use and abuse me ASAP. I've never been so horny in my life PLEASE someone just stuff my dumb little hole. 🥺
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The funniest thing to me is how many misogynistic men try to portrait their views on racing driver cause "you need to be a real/ strong/ traditional man to this" etc and all this "big balls" bullshit and then you look at the driver/ riders and their relationships and they're the baby girl
#PECCO AND DOMIZIA#I'm not afraid to say it SHE is FUCKING HIM#All night all day#Fucking him until he's drooling and forgetting his name and all the pressure#Marc and Gemma#He is her baby girl#She knows how to handle him#Luca and Martha#He is her sweetheart#(much softer than tbe prev 2 BUT STILL)#He completly adores her and is in general the most green flag man there is in existence#HE GETS HONEY ROASTED#I would so trust him with my drink#I honestly have no real knowledge about most wags so this one might be more of a hues#Guess#But Francesca and Vale......#He gives me loyal dog vibes when it comes to her idk#Michael Schumacher and Corinna#No explanation needed#This post was inspired by some stupid comment I read#Sometimes I hate people#motogp#marc marquez#valentino rossi#luca marini#pecco bagnaia
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Imagine the Monsters watching soccer together during the start of Kevin’s stay in Palmetto bc Nicky is a fan thanks to Erik and being cooked in the living in Germany soup for like a year and it just ends up as
Andrew: Hey Kevin look, look, a sport that doesn't even need hands, maybe a new career for you?
Kevin, hand still in a cast, bristling: Fuck you
#curtesy of my home country being soccer nation and me constantly forgetting that fact#until it is once again forcibly smacked into my head every couple of months#probably earns me a bad grade in being German#I didn’t even know the Europameisterschaft was happening until someone asked me abt Fußball at work and I was like what now??#GERMANY IS APPARENTLY HOSTING IT THIS YEAR#anyway#I think Erik as a soccer fan is so fucking funny actually#he probably played it as a kid/teen/young adult too it’s like a national sport#also Erik has the same last name as a famous German soccer player#who was p much at the height of his career in the years AFTG is set in iirc#I wonder if Nicky ever played himself and whether he liked it#you really cannot escape it it’s everywhere in Germany even just subtly#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#kevin day#nicky hemmick#erik klose
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I am so bored and ive been meaning to find a way to harass you so consider this harassment ❤️❤️
This made me laugh until my side hurt. Great job 10/10 no notes
#seriously max wtf I know you’re funny but when did you get HILARIOUS?!?!#I was sitting there enjoying some tea and bam you hit me with this & I swear I laughed until my face hurt haha#these are so true#I feel so exposed with my server name being not the author hahaha#I keep forgetting I’m not the author haha#I’m actually writing so much DILF content next chapter I think y’all will explode#it’s seriously just dilfs and zukka#so like… fucking dream chapter#I swear middle aged men aren’t allowed to be this dramatic and this funny#anyway max I love that you made this#also I’m so interested how much people are talking about Zara#like it’s the moment everyone’s like WHATS THAT BITCH GUNNA DO????#& I will say…. you won’t be finding out next chapter#sokka was DONE having her steal any of his word count#so he took it back with force#but the DILFs can share haha#also the … IS THIS HEALING??#hahaha#every time someone comments on liab and says please let the boys heal please#I cackle because how they gunna heal that fast?? we need YEARS before we see a decline in level 10 trauma outbursts#so this squiggly path of healing is what you get haha#sometimes we’re UP & sometimes we’re DOWN depends on the day#anyway max stop being so great#& I’ll think about killing iroh#zuko really needs another thing for real haha#liab#ITF#maxxx#maaaxx#( I fucking HATE that I can’t see my fucking tags I am so annoyed)
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just found out the worst thing in the world and its that one piece is actually good
#i thought it was just copium like every shonen enjoyer ever. points to pfp.#but one piece is like actually fucking solid#and he doesnt just forget characters and plots...#BUT THE STYLE IS SO FUCKING UGLY I CANT STAND IT#THEYRE ALL SO FUCKING UGLYYY#but my preference for aesthetics is overshadowed by my urge to read a good fucking story for once#naruto was good until the ending#bnha has. its moments#jjk..... the verdict isnt out yet. but yknow. nobara.#and their dumbass fucking names in one piece#oh the fucking deer ate the human human fruit be so fucking real with me#and then it turns around and goes so yeah heres this characters trauma revolving being a slave and the revolution that the entire plot has#been building up to#if you read this far. one million blessings upon you beam
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i JUST realized that my irl name is a valid kid name
#how did it take me so long to clock that what the FUCK#did i just forget until now that I Also have a name????#where the fuck is my copy of sburb. no wait i dont want one nvm#homestuck#im still on break i just needed to get this off my chest
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the fan expo haul because I ended up standing in line for mads for two hours straight and then promptly had a huge panic attack slash mental breakdown due to the Everything, and my body is in a LOT of pain from standing that long / walking but hey I shook his hand :D
#dude i um. did irreversible damage to myself by doing that#im gonna be real with you chief it was not worth it and i prefer vending way more than attending cons#i forget how bad my fear about bein in public is until i wind up on the floor of the con hyperventilating sobbing rocking back and forth lol#straight up top two worst con experiences ive ever had is this and then the san japan i spent in a dissociative state#because my friends forgot me and i had to be taken care of by a group of homestuck cosplayers and then learned a close family member DIED#my fucking god i did get to see like adam savage and giancarlo esposito walking past though. and maile flanigan and hayden pannetiere#however you spell her last name POINT IS i . am in so much pain <- refused to bring their cane#val.txt
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Dreaming about that second when they first push in. It hurts so good and it's so easy to get overwhelmed not knowing if I want it to stop or never end
#dont mind me just coming back from a two month hiatus with this post because they're sleeping#and i just can't stop thinking about it#it feels so good#and she's always so gentle and takes it slow#but sll i want is them to go fast and hard so it doesn't stop#which im fully aware is probably a bad idea considering my body but it feels so fucking good#anyway shes asleep in call with me rn and im half a second away from begging her to fuck me hard until i forget my name pls and ty#and uh hi everyone ive been gone a while and now i have covid#am planning on moving to America and also engaged to them#hope everyones well lmk <33#lgbt nsft#queer nsft#nblw nsft#nsft#lesbian nsft#sapphic nsft#wlw nsft#nsft wlw#wlw ns/fw
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It's so funny that my favorite songs off this album aren't any of the singles (although "Bell Jar," which is my other favorite off Everything, was relegated to a B-side).
Listening to this song in particular, though, makes me realize exactly what people mean when they say "There was just something so inimitable about The Bangles and their harmonies," because, yeah man: all four musicians wrote songs and played their instruments and had their own fucking harmony vocals to sing, AND they all rotated singing lead vocals even! the fucking drummer, Debbi Peterson! Thank you very much!, even if most people thought Susanna Hoffs was the bandleader/frontperson... If I can scream about this band for a moment, I just want to say that the fact of the matter is that there have been very, very few rock bands in history who had at least one hit single (The Bangles had at least three, lmao) AND wrote their own songs AND where every member of the band sang lead vocals on different songs. Fuck the label of "all-female band" - HOW MANY BANDS CAN YOU NAME, PERIOD, WHO LARGELY WROTE THEIR OWN SONGS (and every band member contributed to songwriting - music and lyrics!), WERE SUCCESSFUL, AND EVERY MEMBER WAS A LEAD VOCALIST AND SANG AMAZING HARMONY VOCALS? NAME THEM.
#The Bangles#classic rock#music#MY JAM#anyway yes I do really love The Bangles and I shamefully admit that sometimes I forget how much I do#and then I listen to their music on repeat until I get sick of it. but that takes a while. LOL#also no I am not actually a Susanna Hoffs hater but I AM a Michael Steele fan so. ...I have favorites in other words.#also Debbi isn't exactly one of my favorite drummers but the fact that she's a drummer who sings fantastic lead AND harmony vocals#AND drums is very impressive in my book. maybe it's just me?#as much as I love Stan Lynch (who IS one of my favorite drummers) he's a better harmony vocalist than lead vocalist tbh#so if you asked ME to name drummers who are great lead AND harmony vocalists...it'd be a very short list.#so anyway that's why The Bangles specifically are so fucking awesome#Spotify
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i understand that remembering birthdays is Super Ultra Crazy Hard and whatnot like i get it, by all means i GET it, but if ONE more person fucking forgets when my birthday is i’m going to cancel any plans i was planning to make on my birthday and not see a single fucking person for that entire week. come hell or high water. [do not rb]
#neg#i don't think a single person i have EVER dated has remembered my birthday.#and if one of them did then it was the one that did not care about me in any capacity. great job guys!#fierce competition from the suitors tonight!#like look. i forget birthdays. i forget EVERYTHING i forget my own fucking name sometimes.#but when i forget. i ask. i ask and i ask until i REMEMBER.#so all my friends fucking ASSUMING that my birthday is in january or may or october#when it's in AUGUST it's always been in AUGUST it has never been anything BUT august i've known some of these people for YEARS.#is a little goddamn infuriating.#but whatever! whatever it's not like i like any of these people it's not like it matters.#it's not like it's important No no not at all when was I the important one in a relationship?#this is why i watched nine parts of desire this is why i fucking cling to it because it UNDERSTANDS.#it UNDERSTANDS the feeling of love it understands how iraqi women like me love#in a way that nobody else will ever understand#it's just a birthday. it's just a fucking birthday. and people give me so much SHIT for bringing up my zodiac sign yeah well#bring out the fucking calendar baby let's play.#do not rb
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hm. am I downloading Night Court right now? possibly.
#don't know if I care yet#tbh I have never seen John Larroquette in anything ever (and it will take me a while until I can spell his name without checking 3 times)#before the librarians#so. I don't know. if it's a character specific thing. or if I just think he's cute. or if I think he's cute now but not when he was younger#but I will find out#because honestly it's possible that it's 90% his voice. very good voice. best voice. love it.#hmmm okay no I've just watched a clip on YouTube and he really is just very cute. damn.#annnd. oh noo. I have to check something#oh crap Brent spiner was born in 1949. that means this is. if my brain decides that this is gonna be something. the first time it's someone#older than my dad :') don't like that#but! my dad's dead! so who gives a fuck!#I'm fine. :)#(also damn I'm lucky my dad was so very very old. otherwise that would have happened much sooner)#(guess I'm joking about that now! interesting development)#anyway yeah he cute. though cuter now tbh. might be the belly. idk. this is very confusing and unusual for me#especially. since. the other crush. is not even close to being over. that's not something that happens. and it's already very bad rn. soo.#that should be interesting. maybe I should just forget all about it and not look at him again when I'm done with the show in a few hours#that'd be best I think (doesn't mean I'll listen to my own advice. he is a man and he is cute so. I've already lost)#it's just. I see Jenkins and it's like. JENKINS!! 😍😍😍😍 I'm very weak#and he's so funny 😔#sigh.#just be normal 🤦🤦🤦#i don't know if it makes it better or worse that I'm fully aware that this is most likely happening because I'm in the middle of some sort#of crisis right now and that's how I've always coped but. eh it is what it is#trying to be nicer to this stupid brain and all that#let it have fun looking at an old man it's fine
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i am devastated, i read a book today and didn’t realize it was part of an ongoing series until like halfway through this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me
#it was delilah green doesn’t care btw#a book i really enjoyed!!! and i really liked pretty much all the characters!!!#but it wasn’t until like 100 pages in that i was like wait astrid… iris… i think i heard those names around sapphic booktok#and then i searched the author and turns out both of them have their own books and ughhhh i wanna read them so badddd#but 1.astrid parker doesn’t fail is out in the us but not in brazil yet and i really wanted to buy the brazilian ver to match my delilah on#and 2. iris kelly doesn’t date isn’t even out yet and the ppl i heard talking about it had read the arc#😩😩😩#now i have to wait but i fucking hatee it i hateeee reading books from series that are yet to be completed#cause by the time i read the sequel i always forget what happened in the first book#also today i was supposed to use reading as a stop in between studying#as suggested by my psychiatrist to try to focus on studying with my adhd#did not work 🤪#i suspect i need medication but he’s very careful with prescribing it so we’re trying alternative methods#for like a year before assessing if i really do need it#you know i think it’s very fair to be careful with meds and seeing as my adhd isn’t debilitating#i think he’s doing the right thing to be sure that i need it so as to avoid making me dependent on something i might not need#but… i think i do need it lol
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Honestly one videogame actor is worth 10 movie actors unless it's Willem Dafoe i guess because i did go insane over beyond two souls as a kid and yet never realized that was him until like, a few months ago.
#luly talks#it is genuinely so fucking funny how despite this man being in some of my childhood classics and like#being an actor my dad too likes therefore he def showed me movies w him b4#and the fact that i saw him in vydeogames and shit like#AND EVEN CONSIDERING HE'S NOT YOUR GENERIC WHITE GUY HE HAS QUITE A FACE DESPITE ALL THAT I NEVER RECOGNIZED HIM UNTIL LAST YEAR#where i just went insane yknow from 0 to 11 thats me babey but like still it is SO FUCKING BAFFLING#back to the post its obviously bc actors in games are there for way longer like. games are like long ass movies 👍 sndgtnvgbg#which are even MORE engaging#that's why i a former DBH fan watched the cabin in the woods and the quarry n wss like omg thats marcus & omg thats carl!#i did also recognize um. i forgot her name miss gilf miss. lin shaye?#oh yeah that's the name i got it right! i did recognize her too but tbf she's. she's hot#mwgekdvcenrvr like she's just too hot and iconic like. sorry i just love women ❓ so i would never forget the old lady from insidious 🙄#but i would forget John Wick's tutor despite being a fan of the movie and thinking of that scene for years i guess 😐#women privileges 😔 KWGWNDVDNRVR
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listen i dont like fëanor but i can't deny that getting so mad you literally burst into flames and crumble away into ash is kinda fucking relatable
#i was about to go “do i have to tag this for spoilers” in my own head as though the silm isnt literally older than me#tbf not as many people read it as lotr or the hobbit but still. come on brain wtf#esp since someone would have to be really weird to come on my blog specifically to complain about spoilers lmao#i do think its funny I've only now gotten around to readinf it but its taking me so long to make myself listen to it that i keep forgetting#things especially in the really long chapters#to the extent now i find myself going “oh maybe i need to write down names because of course everyone has to start with an f”. i was doing#okay and then i went a really long time without reading so now im like wait wait go back#which sucks because i usually dont have trouble getting through long books. admittedly i listen more than read lately#but still. i think it took me maybe a week to get through priory the first time? like i dont think its that im not interested i just havent#had a lot of energy to expend or to get really into things? idk i keep forgetting from finals up till now has been extra bad in terms of..#..pain. chronic migraines gonna migraine ig. i bitch about it like i havent lived this way for years n years. but they were never as bad..#..until i started college and now theyve been worse than ever. i hate thinking about how much time i always lose. how much time ill always#be losing. sorry how the fuck did this turn into a tangent.
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#bleh brian is not working. too much static#can't focus. i should sleep bc i gotta meet my boss at 8#but things i will also do tomorrow: call my fucking insurance to figure out how to use it#bc i have weird out of state insurance from my mum so like idk. but i gotta do it bc im gonna try to get an appointment with a psychiatrist#bc my brain needs psychiatric attention lol#but also the lab mate i went sampling with today recently got diagnosed with adhd and gave me the name of the plsce#and i was like tell me what ur symptoms r like. and like if i have adhd it would b the plot twist of my life#but also i have horrible horrible executive dysfunction issues and related to a lotta what she said so idk#its just that i guess adhd has always been framed around not being able to meet deadlines in school and stuff#and im like nah im good at meeting deadlines. im horriblly anxious and compulsive so i dont forget or miss deadlines or dates#but my apartment and life out of school are in shambles bc i just originated around one draining focus#and i just lay in bed and cry bc i cant clean my fucking apartment and my sink is becoming obstructed by clothes that for some reason i#cant move? like fucking i dont kno. i tend to associate my broken brain stuff to dyslexia#bc when i was tested they were like lol ur short term memory is fucking awful. very below average lmao#so i was like oh my brain is not wired right. cool. but i dunno. i just need someone to assess my brain and tell me what's wrong with it#like i dunno im still doubtful of adhd as the source but its at least more convincingly on my radar. i will doubt until i have a diagnosis#in hand lol. but gotta find psychiatrist 1st. so gotta call tomorrow#it will happen. i will make it happen#unless the day goes off thr rails lol#unrelated
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what is dissociative and what is just fucking forgetting things
like i have been fucking things up at work simply because i will remember doing something but then apparently i actually didnt!! i know how it feels when i forget something bc im like “oh shit yeah sorry i meant to do that but it exited my brain immediately” but this is more like “i literally have a memory of doing that and i cant imagine why i didnt and now im questioning reality”
#also forgetting my coworkers names but thats more normcore i think#even tho i am not the type of person to forget ppls names…..#anyways it makes me feel crazy because i literally wont realize that i didnt do something/fucked something up until#someone else points it out#and im like ‘huuuhhdh??.!???? i did/didnt do what????’#which…..to be fair that sounds like textbook DID symptoms but#i digress#daily epiphanies#symptomposting#txt
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