#fuck kaito me and my homies hate kaito

[jabberwock-islanders]

Maki is a pretty good character and Kaito absolutely sucks -- A Tangent

I've seen people talking about how female characters in Danganronpa get brushed of as being bad characters because of bad writing and sexism, yet male characters have essays written about them about how they don't suck because of bad writing and that they're actually just traumatized little boys that deserve the world. I definitely agree that this is an issue with the DR fandom, and it's so much more notable with V3 than any of the other games (in my opinion).

I have an entire video essay script written about V3's writing flaws and various character issues, but some of the girls are written WAY better than the guys. Like, let's be real. Kaito and Kokichi both have HORRIBLE writing throughout the game, while characters like Kaede and Maki are written so much better compared to those two specifically.

Out of the entire V3 cast, Maki has the most realistic and believable writing. The twist regarding her talent was pretty well done, and it was revealed at a point that made sense and even strengthened a few different character arcs. The only reason I dislike Maki has more to do with chapter five's shitty writing than her own shitty writing. In general, she's a pretty solid and well-grounded character.

Now let's compare her writing with Kaito's writing. All Kaito does is word vomit the same ideas as Kaede in a way that isn't anything close to inspirational, if anything he's far more forceful than Kaede ever was. His classmates acknowledge him as being a bumbling idiot, yet they follow his badly worded ideas without a second thought anyway? How does that make sense. Not to mention how Kaito reacts to stressful situations with anger and violence first and only resorts to talking it out after he forces someone to listen to him. Example: him punching Shuichi in the face while he's mourning Kaede's death and trying to fight Kokichi on multiple occasions for no real reason.

Kaito treats Shuichi like an unpaid intern throughout the second case, tries to take credit for his work, and then complains about doing things that a "sidekick" would usually do. HOW do people like him. I genuinely don't get what's so appealing about his violent, angry, and self-centered character that makes so many people treat Maki like the worst person ever when Kaito is SO much worse.

[theaviskullguy]

Akiza, Kalin, or Astral

okay. how about all three. ill try to keep them short and sweet

Why I like them/why I don’t

Aki- best girl. i think her story, what we got of it, was incredibly interesting. i loved her dynamics with the rest of the signers, especially yusei but thats just me being a faithshipper so. :/

Kalin- I am neutral on him. However i am still watching 5ds when i get to the crashtown arc that might change but like. hes the guy i love to hate since ive just seen him as a dark signer

Astral- okay so. i use they/them pronouns for astral because theyre an alien they should not have a human concept of gender. Anyways, i loved kinda their development over zexal! they and yuma just sorta blended together. also that voice... very nice. i want that voice.

What I like about their appearance

Aki- everything. I love her aesthetic, i love the silhouette, the color pallet... before i realized how hot it would be my renfair outfit was inspired by her which is a big compliment.

Kalin- Okay so this one user who i dont remember the name of said that the clothing of Sattelite was very punk/biker and other than maybe crow. i think kalin shows it off the best. And I Fucking Love Him For That. also i want his gender.

Astral- I think the body markings to me. There's not much to Astral's design that i want to pull out because its all so elegant and gets across who they are very well.

Do I prefer their dub names or original names?

Aki- I have a Kaito-Kite/Haruto-Hart situation but the other way around. Akiza is her full name, but she goes by Aki (though Izayoi is her last name). But in terms of preference not in writing. Aki for sure

Kalin- i watch the 5ds dub because i watch it while playing zelda so i cant read subtitles. so im more adjusted to his dub name. Also i can never remember how to spell his og name.

Astral- name is the same in dub/og, so no comment here.

OTP

Aki- FAITHSHIPPING FOR LIFEEEEE literally the one het ship in all of yugioh that i ship. Its so cute and so canon. though to me theyre bi4bi so. kinda not really a het ship?

Kalin- ill be honest ive never really thought of kalin in the shipping sense. again, i really only know him as a dark signer, so i dont think im in a place to comment on this.

Astral- keyshipping. i know im basic but its cute and its just. Yeah its just cute!

NOTP

Aki- Her and Divine. Fuck Divine All My Homies Hate Divine

Kalin- same as above, ive just not thought of him in the ship sense.

Astral- I dont really have any notps with astral. The closest is them and 96 but even then i am flexible on that

OT3/BROTP (i added the brotp just so i have something to talk about for some peeps)

Aki- i havent found too many fics of it. but i have seen like one cute piece of fanart thats crow x yusei x aki and it lives in my brain rent free i think its so fun.

Kalin- again, not really a kalin shipper, but heavy believer in a Kalin and Leo Brotp for the sole reason of i think itd be funny and i have a vivid image of him teaching Leo to say the fuck word.

Astral- Them and Yuma are a package deal so if i ship someone with yuma, chances are its an ot3 with astral as well. so thats trey x yuma x astral, shark x yuma x astral... yeah.

Favourite card they use

Aki- look this is going to sound Unoriginal but Black Rose Dragon. im sorry i love rose motifs i love dragons its the coolest thing ever

Kalin- His Earthbound Immortal. i dont know how to spell it but it just has a fun name to shout and it looks so goofy. i know its this terrifying thing but also its just. Silly.

Astral- they use yuma's deck for the most part. so. Gagaga Magician. if i had the resources id totally make a gagaga magician cosplay it looks so cool

Favourite moment they were in

Aki- ROLLER SKATING DATE WITH YUSEI. IT WAS SO CUTE. i have a lot of aki moments i like but thats the fun one

Kalin- His (first) duel with Yusei. he was just so crazy i lovb him.

Astral- "Sub-observation 13a, Yuma is my Friend" WHEN I TELL YOU I CRIED THE FIRST TIME I SAW THAT.

Least favourite moment

Aki- Her duel with Yusei with her parents there. Cause like. her parents actually hurt her and i know this is yugioh but like. you dont need to make her forgive them right away. have them earn it.

Kalin- I dont really have one, so i dont wanna pull one from thin air.

Astral- youre telling me this guy got so betrayed at their naive-ass boyfriend keeping a secret from them that they turned evil? it just. it never jived with me yknow?

Would I smooch, marry or kill them

Aki- smooch. i want to kiss her gently on the forehead or be kissed gently on the forehead in a motherly way.

Kalin- theres no option for a bro-fist. i would smooch him but, like with crow, in the "kissing the homies goodnight" way

Astral- itd be hard to do any of the above on account of them being incorporeal but i want them to experience a single smooch. i would kiss their cheek like how siblings sometimes do. at least its what me and my sis did i dont know if thats weird or not

[prognosticator5]

"How would Danganronpa characters feel if you asked them to do illegal drugstances with you" a tier list

Bozo ass notes in case anyone wanted explanations:

• It's canon that Himiko does coke look it up

• Miu and Angie definitely use psychedelics and shit, Kiyo's ALL ABOUT pushing boundaries, Sonia has definitely seen some shit, and Junko is Junko.

• Nagito would consider; can dope bring hope?

• Rantaro has 100% "partaken in the customs" of some crazy ass people from around the world

• Leon and Hagakure are dogs like they're stupid feindish mortals who crave sensation they're probably gonna consider anything from crack to huffing glue

• Chiaki just cool like that

(this category should be colored yellow but tumblr doesn't have that)

• Tenko would find drugs outlandish and heinous if offered done by a male, but HIGHLY consider it if it's being pushed by a woman

• Teru, Hifumi, and Kazuichi somewhat, are worshippers of eroticism. Boy can drugs be erotic

• Shuichi, Mukuro, and Gundham would need some serious convincing, but w the right people and atmosphere theres definitely a chance.

• Kaito and Akane are real wildcards because I definitely think theres tons of arguments one could make to convince them to partake but those two also just have their own logic that could trump any actual good point

• Kirumi gotta be so god damn tired and you KNOW she infamous for not acting like a human being but a work machine, if that ain't suspicious

• Celeste and Toko would HATE doing any drug with any other human being. However the idea that they trip / benefit from it in private jus make sense

• Tsumugi was going in that secret room during v3 to do ketamine or coke or someshit just binging past seasons of Danganronpa or stalking people w the damn motherkuma you cannot fucking convince me otherwise she'd NEVER give up her "plain girl" image to slam drugs w anyone else but in private bro she's getting crinkled and crumped that's a little gratuitous but I am so sure that Tsumugi is going ape in the crepe

(this pink category should also be yellow lmao)

• BOY does Sayaka get close. But she's got such a dog in her that wants to do the idol thing "right" so man I just think she'd power through the urges and peer pressure & stay sober

• Kiibo would be jealous as FUCK

• I think everyone else here is self explanatory

• After Mikan's initial reaction of "DRUGS!?😱" she'd probably jump directly into the orange or red category depending on how well you can manage to get through to her, but do I think getting blitzed with her would be emotionally catastrophic for all others involved yes

• Mondo might smoke or drink but I feel he may have very strong feelings against illegal substances either for killing his biker homies or causing them to go to jail / rehab / have a shit life / etc

• Would Taka ever WILLINGLY take a drug? Never. If you manage to get a drug into his system, however, boy do I feel like that would change his mind

• Sakura and Nekomaru would never harm someone who does drugs but they're such health nuts that they'd just never be cool w that

• Gonta could probably be convinced rather easily but I really just feel like his brain CANNOT handle drugs and he'd absolutely freak out... Part of me thinks that drugs would make bugs "scary" looking for him and that alone is enough to make him see drugs as pure evil. ALTERNATIVELY: He eated so many god damn psychedelics as a kid growing up in the forest that shit has no effect on his bigass anymore.

• 90% chance Aoi would be deeply personally offended if someone offered her drugs, ESPECIALLY performance enhancers, just cuz she don't see herself like that and someone else doing so would make her feel weird

• Mahiru just ain't no fun

I feel like Kokichi and Ibuki could truly be anything from full on tweakers to the most stone cold sober people in their casts I really do not know where they stand I won't lie they change identities based on who's around that's my best guess

And I believe the rest explains itself

[doubleddenden]

In part 5 of Digimon Survive. I feel like I'm getting paranoid because I think I'm seeing more death flags for characters that may not have them.

Characters are getting more in depth and surprisingly complex. I really thought they'd all just be Adventure but Pepsi, but I'd argue these guys have deeper characterization and baggage.

Oh, and they've done a very surprisingly amazing job at recontextualizing Digimon fir this game. In fact, I don't think other than the title that the term "Digimon" has ever come up. Not even Digivice. It's strange but also very fitting, feels very natural compared to things like "File" Island or eating data chips like other games.

Oh and uh something else.

FUCK SHUUJI! ALL MY HOMIES HATE SHUUJI!

I know he has a sad backstory and yes, the circumstances are very, VERY stressful, but this bastard is fucking abusive and became his own father but *worse*. I really thought that at worst, he'd become another Joe, but he's not even reliable in any sense! He's a spineless coward with a victim AND god complex and would just rather wait and die than actually take the necessary risks to get home.

I'm not even exaggerating. The bastard literally left Saki to die by Fangmon, and STILL insists the group has to have respect for him because he's older and "the leader"

He's been presented with the LEAST THREATENING Digimon out of everyone there in terms of cuteness and personality. Lopmon loves him so much and wants nothing more than his approval, but Shuuji just abuses him, screams at him, calls him a WASTE OF SPACE, and bullies him when training- he'll, at every waking opportunity. I thought for a moment he had the epiphany that Lopmon represents HIMSELF trying to please his father with all of his might, but Shuuji is so far up his own victim complex that he sees Lopmon as the same level of danger as a fucking giant spider lady HE ALMOST TRUSTED. He doesn't even realize he became his own father.

It literally broke my heart to see Lopmon cry and ask "Why am I the only one who is hated so much?"

At this point I'm ready to purposely get him killed off. There is NO redeeming factor for him anymore. None. At least Ryo's partner was a giant bug that couldn't really talk, AND THEY AT LEAST LEARNED HOW TO COMMUNICATE before he died, even if he didn't really get a chance to actually get along. At least he was just a fucking piss baby that knew he was a coward. Shuuji is supposed to be the mature one and he's bullying a baby that loves him to pieces. And he's SCREAMING at the young kids. You know. One of which he ABANDONED. Another he tried to leave for dead!

God I legitimately hate him. I actually wanted for Kaito, Minoru, or Takumi to punch him, because good fucking lord he needs a PAINFUL reality check, and Lopmon needs a HUG and several apologies.

Other than that pile of shit, I'm worried about Saki. She's got anime mom hair, she's having more... private moments with Takuma? It feels like death flags are rising. Which is going to suck because I almost kind if ship her with Takuma (I know she's 12 and he's 14, but A. That's only 2 years, B. This is anime 12 and 14, which is closer to real life 15 and 17, so it's a little less creepy to me.)

Oh and Dracmon is legit the best partner.

[charlotteswriting]

could you write some hcs for kokichi with a yakuza!s/o, like they're very overprotective during the killing game (especially when it comes to maki--) but they're also very patient and caring of him?

I love this idea sm! Thank you, anon!! 🥳💖

Kokichi with a Yakuza!S/O

You’re pretty much like Peko-

You two knew each other before the killing game began

He knew you and was genuinely interested in you

To your surprise, you two became friends

How????

To your surprise seconded, you two had a special bond. A bond couldn’t be seperated by anyone

And when the killing game began, you said you’d protect him no matter what

He didn’t want to put you in danger so he lied, telling he didn’t need your help to survive

But you didn’t care what he said, you were going to keep him safe

People are actually surprised you two can get along

“How’re you friends with him? He’s such a rat!”

“Oh, we aren’t friends,” You answer Kaito’s question.

He has a smug grin, “Knew it,”

“I’m actually his S/O,”

“You. WHAT?”

yEAh. He might be a rat, but he’s your rat

You’re following him anywhere.

You only leave him alone when he has to use WC

Not totally waiting for him outside the whole time

Don’t hate me but you two look like this-

Or the face swap if you’re soft

You’re sending everyone death glares

Everybody is like: Fuck Kokichi. All my homies hate Kokichi

And you’re like: shut up, Kokichi iS niCE❤️

(No???)

You go on full rival mod when Maki is around

Everybody secretly wonders which one of you is stronger

It’s obvious

You.

But you two don’t fight- You just stop her when she goes overboard- like when she snapped and choked Kokichi-

Other than that, you’re caring for him sooo much

Like, if you’re bleeding to death, you won’t mind as long as he’s ok-

Start caring for yourself!!!!

He’s only pushing you away because he doesn’t want you to harm yourself trying to protect him-

If that happened, he’d hate himself.

Press X to doubt.

He would. ☹️

“Kokichi, you have something on your face.”

“Y/nnnnnn, leave me aloooone,” He’d say, trying to push you away

He’s done with you caring for him so much

And then you kiss him

And he blushes because he didn’t expect you to go smooch smooch 😚

He loves you, won’t admit it but he does

Damn he cares for you

And so do you

A match made in hell but still meant to be<3

Plant 🌱

This was sooo fun to write!! Hope you’d give me more requests <3

Alsoooo, thankuu for the support!! You all are so nice 🥺💗

[black-5abbath]

Ayo homies! What danganronoa character of the main 3 games do you hate and why? If theres multiple, go off hunny also this will, include spoilers

1. Angie Yonaga

Don't get me wrong, her design, voice, talent, and personality somewhat are cute and I like!

I do like her positive personality but if I had to choose a trigger character its her, she somewhat forces her religion on others and it would be fine if it were "aw poor viictim! I'll pray for them!" Or "lets all pray we can escape" but it doesn't need to be a personality trait, as someone who is Bi, Pan and an atheist, I've had many people TW: bully me, try to force Christianity upon me, and I've even gotten death threats bc in dont belive/am lgbtq+

2. Mikan Tsumiki

Her character is literally all fan service and guilt trips (some may argue angie is too but the art and game does not really sexulize her) the way she whines is annoying and she apologizes too much (this is coming from a Canadian eh) and a canadian saying someone apologizes too much just yeah, people may argue shes innocent and its just a past of TW: abuse, but its just an act, maybe not the past but she's not as innocent as she seems. If she was she would have her own fuckin uterus

3. Hiyoko Sayonji

She reminds me of a bully I have, short, a fuckin cunt, probably homophobic (fun fact! In about mid February this bitch of a bully was suspended for 3 days for calling me a TW: fag! I wish it was the one and a half weeks like planned) and thinks she's shjt bc she's hanging out with someone more people tend to like, acts all cute, and thinks she's shit. So yeah just like my bully and idgaf about her past just ew.

4. Himiko Yumeno

Ok so her voice is fun to do but is kinda annoying like her just upsize that kinda to a super fuckin. She's useless and while people may argue that akane and aoi are too, they have alot more of a personality that's just likeable. Himiko is just kinda easy to manipulate as seen by her joining the student council, along with others who would be easy to manipulate like gonta whos not nearly as knowledgeable and jjst wants to help, and Kiibo who wants to appear as more human like, she doesn't help with investigations and was even more of a pain at the 2nd class trila then byakuya, nagito and kokichi are, because they are chaotic and fuck shit up but lead others in the right direction (sorta... ahem! Looking at you moneybags even tho u knew the answer to trial 2) but she wouldn't say shit and could've gotten them all killed.

Anywaysss

Tell me what you think of my opinions and eh why not you guys gimme yours @avocado-headcanons @mod-taka-and-friends @mod-kaito @mod-komaru-blog @nekomaru-imagines-primary-blog

Also I tagged the people(?) I usually disturb shit with but like anyone is welcome to give their opinions just like reblog or tag cuz i wanna see

[clearlyshyobservation]

Kokichi is dying (V3 chatfic, no particular ship)

TW: Infers abuse, talks about ableism, neglect, panic attack pretty much, depression, self loathing. never being good enough

i am so sorry but vr au's need to be sad, love yall :)

(Background info: This is set in a vr au, they are not with their fake memory parents (Ie; kaito's kind grandparents) but rather why they really have)

(Also i have no fucking clue what ship i was going for???? pretty sure they are all on the table, and kokichi talks like an idiot in this and i love it. Gonta's writing is based off of his Japanese talking style, so no more caveman talking).

USERNAMES:

(Space monkey: Kaito, Detective pikachu: shuichi, Elton john: kaede, Antman: gonta, Mr. Gonstealyoman: korekiyo, Atua's bitch: angie, emoboi: ryoma, be-boop: kiibo, bread roll: Maki, cum dumpster: miu, mommy: kirumi, Gremlin: Kokichi)

TLDR: Chaos ensues, slight angst

Gremlin: omfg im fucking sicK im gonna fucking die i bet this was kaitos bitch ass fault for coughing on me with his tuberculosis headass gROSSSSS I HATE EVERYTHINGGG

Space Monkey: i-

Space monkey: I didn't get you sick dumbass,,,, my tb is fugckin cured bi-

Bread roll: he's dramatic and gross dont believe him

Gremlin: yall mean for what?

Gremlin: i have a life taking disease and yall laughing i- 

Gremlin: see you at my funeral bitch

Detective pikachu: What are you sick with then

Gremlin: anythong bitch, im the universe

Antman: He sounds delusional, thats not good

Detective pikachu: He's always delusional, he's Kokichi

Mr. gonstealyoman: I guess this name is better than my old one

Mr. gonstealyoman: thank you kokichi :) I am glad we have come to an understanding

Gremlin: kay sexy

Gremlin: IGNRE WHAT I JUST SENT

Gremlin: IGNORE IT IGNORE IT IGNORE ITTTTT

Antman: who was that for???

Gremlin: NO ONE,,, 

Gremlin: Okay,,, maybe sexy tall men in general lowkey

Gremlin: okay,,,, maybe anyone over 6 feet 

Detective pikachu: i feel excluded

Detective pikachu: good, i don't like you kokichi, your an ass

Gremlin: u sound jelly shumaiiiiii

be-boop: perhaps he is telling the truth, you know,

be-boop: according to my data, in chapter four Shuichi stated that you will never have friends, and no one will ever like you

Gremlin: SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP MAKING ME FEEL BADBSKVKHDVKDSKJV

Antman: do you need me to come over? I can make you tea?

mommy: Do you know how to do that, Gonta? I can teach you?

Antman: Gonta does know, thank you very much. 

Antman: Gonta is not a child, Tojo-chan, please don't regard me as one

Antman: Gonta can cook, can clean, can be gentle, and has his own mind

Space monkey: but we're just making sure man, cuz, you know,,,, chapter 4

Antman: I am capable of things just like you!!!!!

Antman: Gonta doesn't know why you guys treat me like a child :(

Gremlin: yeah, hot stuff over there is basically a prodigy homies

Antman: Gonta is dumb though, don't say that.

Antman: Gonta is no prodigy, in fact, he is below average in everything

Gremlin: Whats ur test scores bitch

Antman: Gonta got a 98 on my english test,, but i wanted a 100, which would make Gonta actually smart :( 

Antman: Gonta is not good enough to be friends with you all

Antman: I can do basic stuff like tojo said...

Antman: maybe i do need help?

Antman: im not sure anymore:((((

Gremlin: THEY ARE ABLEIST GONTA,,, THEY FEEL SUPERIOR FOR TREATING UUUUU LIKE A CHILD

Detective pikachu: You sound really delusional Kokichi, maybe you should get sleep

Gremlin: S T F U, IM SPITTING ST8 FACTS BITCH

Detective pikachu: Sure you are. Now get some rest. 

Gremlin: GRRRR WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU IDIOTS??

Bread roll: Cause your stupid and aggressive

Gremlin: your personality, basically?

Bread roll: shut up at least i have a boyfriend

Gremlin: Technically, you just stole my frienemy 

Gremlin: Yall do be avoiding each other doe

Space Monkey: WE ARE NOT

Gremlin: Yeah yeah

Gremlin: yesterday i saw you to enter the same cafe by accident, duck your heads, then sit across the cafe from each other, all while  avoiding eye contact

Gremlin: Soooo,,, things not going well in paradise?

Detective pikachu: you're nosy

Gremlin: says the literal detective 

Space monkey: everythings fine your just a dickkkk

Gremlin: "oooo! Im momo-chan, i say bad word and go brrrrr"

Space monkey: im going to fucking stab him 

Gremlin: You cant, ive already enslaved you with my chaotic, yet cute hijinks, havent i~

Space monkey: STOP STOP NO NOT THE SQUIGLY

Gremlin: is it the sex? WHY DONT YOU MAKE EYE CNOTACT WITH UR LADY NO MORE 

Space monkey: ITS NOT THE SEX I HATE YOU

Gremlin: im free by the way at 8 ;)

Bread roll: STOP trying to steal my boyfriend kokichi, ive told you this before

Bread roll: NO

Bread roll: BODY

Antman: Gonta interrupts to say, Gonta loves you kokichi, and we should get flowers together, than maybe we can prank some people :D 

Bread roll: Ive never wanted to stab you more, gonta

Gremlin: I'd enjoy that very much, fine fellow ;)

Gremlin: but idk,,,, can you like take care of me first, cuz IM SICK BECAUSE OF KAITO TUBERCULOSIS ASS

Space monkey: I DONT HAVE TB ANYMORE

Gremlin: SURE YOU DONT 

Space monkey: I DONT

Gremlin:  BUT GUESS WHAT

Gremlin: YOU STILL SMOKE DUMBASS AND THATS NOT GOOD FOR U OR YOUR TUBERCULOSIS

Detective pikachu: He smokes?

Atua's bitch: he does, i walked in on him in the bathroom lmao

Atua's bitch: he was scared shitless and threw it out the window, needless to say atua does nt approve

Gremlin: DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE VACCINE????

Space monkey: Uh,,, i was taught vaccines were bad, so no i don't have the vaccine

Gremlin: I HATE OLD PEOPLE

Gremlin: ABOLISH OLD PEOPLEEEE

Gremlin: THEY SPREAD MISINFORMATION AND IT PHISCALLY HURTS ME TO SEEEEEE

Space monkey: your dramatic, it cant be that bad

Gremlin: say that when you catch it again

Gremlin: i swear you coughed on me like,,,, 5 weeks ago tho

Antman: OOOO! Fun fact: Tuberculosis can lay dormant from 3 months to a few years! 

Space monkey: u guys are just trying to scare me

Bread roll: Just checked the chat after using the br and,,m YOUDONT HAVE YOU VACCINES???

Detective pikachu: Im sorry, but kaito, please,,,,, for the love of god get vaccines

Space monkey: alright alright, ill do it cuz you guys are all on my case and i don't like being the villain :(

Gremlin: Im so happy i have gonta with me rn, he is making me tea while yall rot in your distant ass relationship (THIS IS FOR YOU KAITO)

Space monkey: Im going to destroy your bloodline in about three seconds if you dont stfu right fucking now

Gremlin: Hhehe i have an inaprwopwiate joke uwu

emoboi: STOP PLEASE DEAR GOD

cum dumpster: wHAt Is iT YOU WHORE

Gremlin: i was gonna say wouldn't he need to like,,,, have sex with my family to weed out my bloodline or something??

cum dumpster: i-

cum dumpster: Why am i acting surprised, ive watched porn with more extravagant plots than this

cum dumpster: ie; are you guys FUCKING? RIGHT INFRONT OF MY SALAD??? is one i will cherish with my soul

emoboi: hehe why did she point out the salad

Space monkey: I hate u kokichi, i truly do

Gremlin: I bet if you got the chance u would kiss me space boy :P

Bread roll has left the chat

Space monkey: o god is she ddoing one of those bf loyalty tests or smthing???

Space monkey: now im nervous lmao

Gremlin: why you so nervous stupid~~~~

Gremlin: It not like ur cheating on her homie

Space monkey: It's just a placebo effect

Gremlin: My brain feels fried Momo-chan,, i don't understand big boy words right now

Space monkey: Basically, if you take a pill that doesn't do anything but you don't know that and believe it does, you will scientifically start to feel better

Gremlin: first and only time saying this, but thank you 

Space monkey: HEHEHEB YOU SAID THANK YOU YOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOU

Gremlin: Kaito,,, imma need you to do me a favor and look up on your ceiling

Space monkey: i hate you, idk what it is, but i hte you

Gremlin: good <3

Space monkey: HE REPLACED ALL MY THE STARS ON MY CELING WITH FUCKIBG DICKSSS

Space monkey: THIS IS THE LST FUCKING STRAW IM GONNA LOSE IT

Space monkey: IF MY GRANDPARENTS SEE THIS BULLSHIT THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME, SLAP ME, MAYBE BREAK MY NECK AND DESTROY MEE

Space monkey: Im GENUINLEY panicing HOW TF am i gona get this off my wal???? They are going to bbat me senselpess help me shUichi

Detective pikachu: o god, i can sense the sheer pain and scaredness in  that tet, 

Detective pikachu: are you for real gong to get hurt or are you pulling a kokichi?

Space monkey: FUCKING HELP ME IM NOT FUCKING JOKINGKABKCB HELP THEY ARE NOT HOME RN THEY ARE LIKEE,,,, 40 MINUTES AWAY PLEASEE 

Gremlin: okay,,, maybe this wasn't the best prank.,,, i guess i'll help clean up cuz im not that much of a sociopath

Gremlin: tbh my parents can go shove it too lowkey terrible 0/10 

Space monkey: AHHHH IM SO SCARED PLS PSL GET HERE FAST

be-boop: Of course, i will come, i will survey the outside of the house

Antman: Gonta is coming too! We will get this done in under 40 minutes!

Space monkey: OKAY

Gremlin: Lowkey, if i cough on you ignore it bitch your the one who made me like this

Space monkey: W HA TDONT COUGH ON ME IM NOT SICK ANYMORE

Gremlin: I will give you TB again just cuz your making me suffer

Space monkey: Suffer what??? putting dicks on my FUCKING WALL???

Gremlin: Guilt, idiot, im feeling guilty. 

cum dumpster: oof thats new

emoboi: yeah i wasn't expecting it

Mr.gonstealyoman: Me neither. It is rather peculiar seeing it being texted by him because he is always feels not guilty of his bad actions.

be-boop: I do believe he means it, though...

emoboi: impossible.

cum dumpster: i agree, literally impossible.

Gremlin: I HAVE A FUCKIBG SOUL YOU CRazY CONSPIRACISTS

Antman: Quick question, shuichi can i stay with you again? It'll be dark when i get home and gonta can't do that so,,, please help

Detective pikachu: my parents are like blank slates, who eat slowly, watch tv slowly, and never look at me. Im sure they wouldn't mind :P

Antman: ALRIGHT! :D LETS GET MISSION: MR. MOMOTA ROOM REPAIR DONE!

Gremlin: ooo! I like the name! IM INNNN! 

Detective pikachu: On it!

be-boop: Ready for look out!

Space monkey: I love you guys :)

AN: Im lowkey sorry i ended this chaotic mess with angst,,,, but like fr i love it i love angst,, i hate reading it but love writing it

[ao3feed-leopika]

by motherofye3ts

oh no, another hxh chatfic

aka i was inspired by my friend who wrote a chatfic

and im sleep deprived as i write this :D

(rated t for the language and some innuendos cause hisoka is there)

Words: 2320, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Hunter X Hunter

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Kurapika (Hunter X Hunter), Gon Freecs, Leorio Paladiknight, Killua Zoldyck, Alluka Zoldyck, Kalluto Zoldyck, Illumi Zoldyck, Hisoka (Hunter X Hunter), Machi (Hunter x Hunter), Pakunoda (Hunter X Hunter), Shizuku (Hunter X Hunter), Kuroro Lucifer | Chrollo Lucifer, Kaito | Kite, Zushi (Hunter X Hunter), Ponzu (Hunter x Hunter), Pokkle (Hunter X Hunter), Ging Freecs, Mito Freecs, Silva Zoldyck, Zeno Zoldyck, Kikyou Zoldyck, Zoldyck Family, Neferpitou (Hunter X Hunter)

Relationships: Gon Freecs/Killua Zoldyck, Kurapika/Leorio Paladiknight, Hisoka/Illumi Zoldyck, Machi/Pakunoda/Shizuku, Gon Freecs & Killua Zoldyck, Gon Freecs & Kurapika & Leorio Paladiknight & Killua Zoldyck, Alluka Zoldyck/Zushi, Feitan/Phinks (Hunter X Hunter), Hisoka & Machi, Pokkle/Ponzu (Hunter X Hunter)

Additional Tags: chatfic, Texting, Parental Leorio Paladiknight, leorio hates ging and so does everyone else, Aged-Up Character(s), fuck ging all my homies hate ging, College, God why did I do this, based on real things that happened on discord, yes i did once google whale intercourse, it was like 3am dont judge me, Killua is gay, vv gay, pansexual gon, bisexual leorio, gay kurapika, kurapika goes by he/they, Nonbinary Kalluto - Freeform, Trans Alluka Zoldyck, genderfluid illumi, because I said so, bap bap bap, the girls of the phantom troupe are in a poly relationship, because this is my canon, i'll add more characters and tags as the story progresses luvs

[sintriangleau]

okay sin triangle time! some characters on here haven’t been introduced yet

1. piko definitely has the best sleep schedule and yukari 100% has the worst

2. at this point in the story, I don’t think any of them have?? and thinking to later in the story I feel like all of them have had their first kiss lol

3. best music taste would hands down be fukase, my character playlist for him goes so hard. worst would maybe be rin?? idk music taste is subjective but I have a running joke that rin really loves 100 gecs and everyone hates her for it

4. mayu can BAKE like a goddess! she lives with her grandma who owns a local bakery, so she works there and is a pastry wizard! she likes making cupcakes the most, but always makes sure to put a fun twist on them! macne nana can also cook because her family owns a local diner :)

5. ooooo this is hard... I'm not gonna spoil future ships that show up, but during a prom scene, I really want them to slow dance to Just Like Heaven by The Cure!

6. hmmmm ok len is 100% the kind of person to slow dance with someone and be like “omg can I dip you? can I dip you now? is this an appropriate time to dip you?” as for being dipped, Ia always wants to be dipped but she’s really tall so no one thinks about dipping her lmao

7. most cohesive is piko 100%, whenever I draw him, I dress him in pretty neutral, cool tones. rin is definitely the least cohesive, their fashion can be pretty out there

8. nana and xingchen are definitely the type of people to always be wearing something flowy. ia and fukase, however, tend to opt towards tighter clothes

9. bro if they were British you could probably put them in heartstopper and nothing would change

10. mayu and fukase! mayu is certainly the more healthy of the two though (fuck yandere tropes, me and my homies hate yandere tropes)

11. I'm genuinely having a hard time deciphering this one lmao so I'm just not gonna answer it

12. honestly none of them are good at dealing with stress and thats a big plot starter

13. ia 100%, she’s pretty clumsy

14. piko makes his bed every morning, len thinks it’s a waste of time

15. honestly, probably fukase??? I was just thinking it through and they’re one of the characters that brings everyone together

16. at the beginning of the series? miku. near the end of the series? fukase. throughout all of the series? fucking len kagamine.

17. nana definitely likes country music and piko is a true hater

18. yukari

19. FUKASE LMAO (this is much later in the story, when they’re all adults). however, len gets with the most named characters (though a lot of that happens to further the plot)

20. fukase, I wanna write a whole post on his character and why he is the way he is but I should wait

21. piko is a lightweight, flower carries him home

22. piko is the type of guy to read to his partner, mayu is the type to listen

23. fukase dog ears pages and piko HATES IT

24. literally none of them, I’M a water lover till I die and I would never inflict that upon my characters

25. piko

26. fukase is into art, so I'd say his favorites are probably dadaism, surrealism, and art deco

27. ia loves scary movies, yukari hates them but tries to put on a brave face, nana loves them but pretends to be terrified so she can cling onto the two of them

28. piko and fukase would absolutely start a podcast. what is it about? it’d probably change every week

29. some of them canonically do have music careers (Miku’s is clearly not going well)! Kaito and Meiko are the most successful of the bunch, they were a popular folk duo in the 90s

30. best dressed is a tie between ia and fukase, worst dressed is probably muxin or len

31. ia was over the moon when taylor swift came back, I think flower and yohio were even more excited when mcr came back

32. probably ia

33. I think piko would know that he’s in a coming of age story, whereas yukari would not

34. rin and yukari

35. sachiko (mayu’s grandma)

36. ia, mayu, and maika

37. piko and nana have the best, yukari and len have the worst

38. the kagamines are Jewish

39. I have a running joke that sans is the only man that yukari would ever get with purely because he is sans

40. ALL OF THEM??? okay if it was literally all of the characters going against each other, big al would win purely because he is big and not super nice and a father and he definitely owns a gun. if it was just the main cast, I think len or miku would win. len would win due to physical strength, miku would just be ruthless

okay thats all please send asks

OC ASK GAME!

* indicates that the asker should mention a specific oc

which oc has the best sleep schedule? the worst sleep schedule?

which oc has never had their first kiss?

what oc has the best music taste? the worst music taste?

which oc can cook? what’s their favorite thing to cook?

what was an oc’s first slow dance song?*

which oc prefers to dip someone? to be dipped?

which oc has the most cohesive color pallet? the craziest color pallet?

which oc prefers flowing clothes? tight clothes?

what is one universe/story an oc would fit in to besides the one they live in?*

which oc is the biggest romantic?

what’s one canon character all of you ocs LOVE? one they all HATE?

what oc is the best at dealing with stress? how do they deal with it?

which oc drops the hydroflask in class?

which oc makes their bed every morning? which one thinks it’s a waste of time?

which oc has the most friends?

which oc has the most admirers?

which oc likes country music? which oc HATES country music?

which oc cried during the lion king and SWEARS they didn’t?

which oc has has the most lovers/flings/partners?

which oc gets crushes the easiest?

which oc is a lightweight? which oc carries them home?

which oc likes to read to their partner? which oc prefers being read to?

which oc dog ears pages? which oc thinks that’s an ABOMINATION?

which oc hates the taste of water?

which oc is the most practical?

what is your oc’s favorite art movement?*

which oc loves scary movies? which oc only watches them to cuddle?

which oc would start a podcast? what would it be about?

which oc would have a successful music career?

which oc dresses the best? the worst?

which oc got excited when taylor swift came back? which oc got excited when MRC came back?

which ocs believe in ghosts?

which oc has the most genre awareness? which oc has the least?

which oc is chronically online?

which oc pronounces it meh-meh instead of meme?

which oc has the best skin care routine?

which oc has the best handwriting? the worst?

drop a fun fact about your oc!*

who would be your ocs celebrity crush?*

if all your ocs were to get into a giant, mcu style fight, who would win?

[imagine--drv3]

boys reaction to smoking weed for the first time? blaze it 420

My duuuude. 

Putting it under a Read More because drug mentions and I know some of our followers don’t dig that.

Korekiyo Shinguuji

The kush he buys is expensive and quality certified y’all. Korekiyo doesn’t settle for that cheap street shit.

It gonna get lit afffff fam 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

The first time he tried it he got so fucked up he couldn’t even talk properly without laughing his ass off at whoever was with him. 

Becomes extremely poetic and finds beauty in almost everything?? Will literally stop a stranger to tell them they are beautiful?? Probably gets punched in the face by said stranger, but he loves it. He loves humans so fucking much! 

Also, he has a specific mask for smoking weed.

Has probably tried all sorts of weed, considering all the different people he’s met.

It’s part of his research okay? No hate.

Rantarou Amami

You just try and tell me this dude isn’t high 24/7

Is with a friend when he first decides to try for the first time. They hit a bong together and get fucked up.

Gets the mega munchies and goes to Mcdonalds with his mate. They concoct a plan to steal 100 nuggets.

Everyone can tell they are both high as a fucking kite. Are expelled but insist that they want the 100 nuggets now or they will blow up everyone.

Gets his ass kicked at the bac of the mac thanks discord

Also passes the fuck out in the parking lot. 

Wakes up and says it was the best effing night he’s ever had rofl! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dyed his hair green out of love for the weed. 

Kokichi Ouma

Tells everyone he’s a stoner 420 blaze it, but he’s never smoked weed in his whole life tbfh. 

Is with his evil squad homies and they roll a mega joint. A literal canon tbfh.

They decide to let Ouma go first since he’s their leader, and he panics internally. 

Takes a hit and coughs like crazy! Everyone is confused, bish tf?

Gets buzzed af after a bit and starts hallucinating with unicorns and robots.

Thinks he’s on the moon and starts hopping around because he has to follow the rules of gravity.

Everyone laughs their asses off at him. There’s probably a video somewhere online of him humiliating himself. Demands it gets taken down immediately. 

The kinda stoner that gets those deadass red eyes. 

Shuuichi Saihara

He’s a good boy 😍😍 nuttttt for this good boy 😘😘🐣🐣 

So it’d take a lot for him to even consider trying out weed, seriously.

But when he does, he’s honestly terrified. He’s sweating bullets when taking a hit. What if he dies omfg--

Surprisingly feels very relaxed. But also sleepy af!

Gets extremely philosophical and starts questioning everything. 

Becomes a supreme Nihilistic™ edgelord. You know like those fedora men on 4chan or reddit. 

Eventually passes out in the couch.

Wakes up and gets embarrassed just thinking about the stuff he said

y i k e s

Probably doesn’t smoke ever again.

Kiibo

No.

Kaito Momota

Honestly he refuses to smoke weed.

He can’t, his dreams of being an astronaut are far more important than getting fucked up for a bit.

Will be the mom friend to his pals who get high af, to ensure they don’t do anything stupid. 

Gonta Gokuhara

Doesn’t understand why weed is illegal, to be honest.

Probably has his own farm of cannabis somewhere in the woods yalllll 👅👅👅👅👅

Them wolfies take care of it when he’s gone, nuttttt for these good doggos 👅👅👅

The first time he smokes though, he becomes super zen. No one can fuck with him.

Falls even more in love with nature.

Meditates, does yoga, builds a doll house for his insects. Also marries them as cries tears of bliss when they “do” their vows. 

Has the best weed for real.

Ryouma Hoshi

Smoked as a way to relieve his anxiety and anger.

Doesn’t get too fucked up, just laughs and relaxes. 

Remembers his old neopets account password and deadass plays all night. 

Just wants to be a child again.

Who doesn’t tbh.