#fuck it we ball now cmon be serious

[lanaaa-14]

𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞.

Basically, u and Ethan have been dating for a while, and r currently studying for a test in Econ and he’s finally ready to lose his v-card. ;)

Warnings: kissing, cuddling, unprotected sex, oral ( f and m receiving and giving), dom! reader, sub! Ethan, experienced! reader, virgin! Ethan, I think that’s it idk.

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“Ethan.” Y/n whined, he wouldn’t stop goofing around while you too were studying for a major test in Econ. “I’m sorry, it’s just so easy to make you mad.” He laughed while the annoyed girl in front of him rubbed her temples. “Haha so funny. We actually need to study though. I cannot handle another bad grade in there.” She said, giving him a serious look. “How about we take a break? We’ve been studying for the past three hours and I can’t even focus anymore.” He complained, throwing his pencil down. “Fine as long as I get to pick a movie for us. I’m tired of watching stab 1 over and over again when you pick.” She giggled as they both closed their textbooks and went to Ethan’s room. “Cmon! You know you love stab!” He smiled as you both collapsed on his bed. “Whatever. I’m putting on a romcom.” He fake gagged at her choice in movies.

After a while, the couple was under the blankets and Ethan was cuddled into y/n’s chest. She was playing with his curls and every now and then, giggling at the movie. Ethan slowly moved his hand from around her waist, and started to move it up her hoodie. She gave him a look that he didn’t see, but honestly just ignored his movements. That was until his cold fingers brushed her bra covered breast. “Ethan?” She asked, not really knowing what he was doing. She already knew he was a virgin before they started dating, so she usually made the first move. Not him. She would kiss him and hug him but every time she touched any skin that was under clothing, he would freak the fuck out. But here he was, his slim fingers getting very close to her bare breasts. “Y/n, I think I’m ready.” He whispered. She immediately knew what he meant. “Are you sure?” She asked. She couldn’t lie, she’d been waiting for this moment for months.

“I’m extremely sure.” He responded, finally reaching his hand up all the way and massaging her left boob. She whimpered in response and quickly placed her lips on his. He didn’t really know what to do, so he just followed her movements and continued kissing her. After a while, she knew he needed some guidance. “Touch me, Ethan.” She moaned against his lips. “Can you help me? I want to make you feel good.” He asked. She nodded her head as she examined his face. He still looked so innocent as if his fingers weren’t brushing the elastic band of her panties. Before he actually touched her, he seemed to have changed his mind as he removed his hand and pulled down her sweatpants. “I wanna try something. Tell me if you want me to stop.” He said as he slowly removed her panties. He gave her a look, asking her for consent and she quickly nodded. “Wow. Your so fucking beautiful.” He spoke softly as he leaned down, his breath hitting her clit. He placed his thumb on a little ball shaped thing that he assumed was the clit.

He knew he was right based on how her back arched. He nearly came at the sight of his pretty girlfriend laid out like this. He’d always imagined doing this but never thought it would become real. He slowly licked through her folds and watched her reaction thoroughly. She moaned loudly, so he continued to lick up and down. “You taste so good.” He smiled against her pussy. He had his arms wrapped around her thighs, practically digging in. She began to grind her hips in an upward motion, trying to get as much pleasure as she could. He placed a hand on her lower abdomen, pushing her down. He used his other hand to finger her. After adding two finger, she was already a moaning mess. “Go faster!” She begged as she gripped his curly hair tight. He curled his fingers in her and that was the last straw. “Fuck! Ethan!” She screamed as she came on his face. He continued to eat her out, making sure she was able to finish her high. She was laid out on the bed, breathing heavily. “Who would’ve guessed Ethan Landry was so good at eating pussy?” She laughed as she looked at the pretty boy that was still between her legs. “Who would’ve guessed y/n l/n would taste so good?” He teased, making her roll her eyes in response.

“Since you were so good… I’ll help you out too.” She said as she eyed his obvious boner in his khakis. “Sit.” She demanded, patting the space beside her. He quickly crawled on the bed and sat down. She crawled onto his lap and began kissing him. It was soft and passionate, almost like a thank you for making her cum. “Can I?” She asked, placing her hands on his belt buckle. “Please.” He begged, his body aching from having a boner for so long. She unbuckled his belt and he lifted his body up so she could pull his pants down to his knees. She slowly pulled down his grey boxers and admired the sight in front of her. It was her first time seeing Ethan’s dick. They’d been dating a year but Ethan was so insecure about being a virgin he never did anything with you and you never did anything to him. For fucks sake, she even sent him an ass pic once and he sent a heart eyes emoji back. His dick was big, bout 7 inches; pretty decent width. The tip was a light pink that matched the blush on his cheeks perfectly. He definitely shaved before she came to study, he for sure planned this. She placed her hand on his cock and began to stroke up and down at a medium pace.

She admired his facial expression’s knowing that she was the only one who’s ever seen him this vulnerable. His eyes widened at her touch, and his mouth was slightly parted as he breathed slowly. She noticed how instead of grunts like men usually do in bed, Ethan whimpered. Like, a lot. It turned her on so she didn’t really mind. Hearing Ethan whimper her name was the best thing she’d ever heard. “If your already moaning like that because of my hand, wait till I put my mouth on it.” She whispered in his ear, making him thrust into her hands without realizing. Before going down, she tugged on his shirt signaling for him to remove it. She removed her hand from his cock to do the same. She even unclipped her bra and threw it to the ground. She bent down and kissed the tip, before swallowing his dick whole. She had never heard any man moan the way Ethan just did. She bobbed her head up and down his cock, while fisting his lower penis with her left hand. Her other hand was holding his hand. It was his first time so she still wanted to make him feel comfortable. She knew it felt good by the way he was squeezing her hand. “Wait!” He whimpered. She removed her mouth and looked at him with a concerned face. “Did I hurt you on accident?” She asked, rubbing her thumb on his cheek. “I want to… you know. Actually feel you.” He refused to make eye contact while talking. She smiled at his actions. “Of course baby. I know what you mean. Do you want me to be in control or you?” She asked him, placing a quick peck to his lips. “Is it okay if you lead?” He asked, finally looking at her. “Yeah I’m okay with that. Also Ethan, since it’s your first time you might cum before me or super early. But I don’t want you to be embarrassed about it because it’s completely normal.” She let him know.

“I know. I’ll try to make you finish before me and if I don’t I’ll just eat you out again.” He smirked, making the girl let out a small giggle. She aliened herself with his dick. “You ready?” She asked. “Yes.” He responded. She slowly lowered herself and could feel him starting to fill her up. “God Ethan.” She moaned as she sat down all the way. “Your so ahh! Tight.” He grunted. Y/n began grinding her hips and savoring every moan that came from his lips. He looked so pretty like this. Curls wet from sweat sticking to his forehead, his eyes glossy, his doe eyes begging for more, and his soft pink lips that were releasing his soft whimpers. His hands found there way to her hips and began helping her go up and down. She continued to bounce up and down as Ethan whimpered like crazy. He reached a hand down to rub her clit. He could feel his climax coming so he tried to make hers come at the same time. “Your so wet.” He moaned as he rubbed his fingers on her clit. “Only for you, baby.” She whispered in his ear. This sent him over the edge. He rubbed her clit as fast as he could and even was humping into her. They both were moaning nonstop, both feeling their climax coming. “Agh! Y/n!” He yelled as he came inside her pussy. The feeling of his warm seed filling her up made her cum.

She continued to ride him until she felt overstimulation. She moaned one last time, and collapsed beside him. “Fuck.” Is all she could get out as she breathed heavily. “Shit I’ll be right back.” Ethan said as he left the room. Y/n was extremely confused, but then understood when she saw him come back with a juice box and a rag. “Here you go.” He said, handing her the juice. He spread her legs with his hands and then cleaned the leaking cum from her pussy. He put the rag on the side table and pulled the cover over the both of them. “You did so good baby.” She praised, running a hand through his curls. “You did too. I never knew that someone’s mouth could feel so good.” He grinned making the girl chuckle. “I never knew a virgin could be so good in bed.” She joked as she traced her fingers along his chest. “What can I say? I’m just great like that. And, Chad can’t make fun of me for being a virgin anymore so it’s a win win.” Ethan smirked, making the girl beside him laugh.

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Finally fucking finished this omggg. School is kicking my ass rn with all these damn assignments as if we don’t get out in 2 weeks… anyway, this was my first time writing a one shot smut soooo hope u liked it ! Also sorry if it’s a bit short, I’m an amateur writer. Have a great day lovely!

lana xo

[golbrocklovely]

here is my review of bridgerton season 3 part one, episodes three and four

my review of the first two episodes is here, in case you want to read them.

obvious spoilers ahead for part one and the books

episode three - forces of nature

ngl this episode is a little bit of slogfest for me. like the first half is good, but then you get to the second half, and it's just one ball, and it's the whole entire thing for the rest of the episode. and it's just a wee bit boring. but the polin moments in this episode are top notch so it's still a good ep lol

opening up with him having a sex dream about pen??? I KNOW THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT NOT IN YOUR WILDEST FANTASTIES MY ASS COLIN BRIDGERTON

the dream itself also being just him wishing that she would feel the same as him is honestly so romantic and sweet and god i am DYING

colin fucked his way thru 17 cities and ONE KISS from pen has completely altered his brain chemistry. i love LOVE

the scene of him in the drawing room with his family is honestly my favorite scene out of the entire show. i'm not joking. seeing him so uncomfortable and acting weird bc he doesn't know how to navigate hiding his feelings for her (even at just the mere mention of her name)… i love hopelessly in love men and i'm so serious

also awkward colin is the cutest so there's that lol

that pen and el scene…. how dare you shonda. first time i watched it, cried. writing my review rn, cried again. that shit fucking HURTS

polin's scene under the willow tree, fucking top notch. so funny for no reason other than bc nic and luke are amazing actors. 10/10

i just love that he needs to know why she's ending their lessons. like… cmon now colin lol

her saying we can't be around one another for a while and his "of course :\" i'm cackling my GOD

"i talked to pene-" "whatdidshesay???" that man is a love sick puppy and i'm loving every second of it

i love lady danbury. i feel like i haven't said that yet but i really do love her lol

i wish colin would have seen his shitty friends make their snide remarks at pen. i know we see him later stand up to them but god that would have been sort hot to see now…

lady mondrich… gorgeous dress omg

colin being told that his actions will help pen find a husband, and his absolute face of disappointment… the range luke has is staggering !!

colin's nasty look at pen and debling HOW'S IT FEEL NOW BITCH

finding out that the balloon is cgi was crazy to me. like???? what the hell do you mean that's not real?????

walk him like a dog pen !!

side note, his eyes are absolutely fucking gorgeous like… wow.

the whole scene under that tent, him fidgeting with his hands the whole time, him looking so annoyed at her enjoying her time with debling, STARING AT HER MOUTH WHEN SHE LICKS HER FINGERS !!!! 14/10 i love it here

also here is something i need to note: i don't personally think he bought the cake (or whatever he ate) after she bought one so that he could taste what her mouth tasted like, which is what twitter has been saying. i personally believe that pen gave him the cake she bought when she said "wish me luck". bc we never see her eat, but we see him eat. and we never see him buy something. so… i personally believe she gave him the cake, as a sort of thank you, and he just watched her and ate it. which honestly would be weirdly hotter than him just buying the same cake as her and eating one.

the entire interaction between cressida, el, pen, and debling is so awkward i have to skip thru it. genuinely cannot watch it the secondhand embarrassment is killing me lol

why does he pull such a blue steel look after saying "it's good to be back" sksksk

ben and tilly… don't care. so sorry.

fran and samadani… also don't care lol

it's good to be back…………. but what about the debling guy? he seems weird right? lmaooo

colin springing into action seeing that pen could get hurt? HOT

pen basically almost getting hit bc she was staring too much at colin being hot? HYSTERICAL

danbury's brother is FINE holy shit

side note, claudia looks so much like my aunt it's actually a little bit scary lol

pen and cressida racing to debling…. sweetie you had no chance. cressida is built like a gazelle. take it from this short person here, you were never gonna make it sksks

fran and john meeting for the first time. so sweet.

the scene where colin talks about courage, i wonder if the heartbeat is supposed to be his or hers. i think it's her listening in on him and his words and then when she snaps out of it, that's when she goes to speak to debling.

debling's voice… smooth like BUTTER bb. just thought i would say it

el really gets on my nerves with her saying "it's probably for the best" shit. like i get why she's saying it, but again, it comes from such a place of privilege since she's a bridgerton. some of us have to get with a good match, el. god, you're making me feel sorry for cressida???? fuck me

colin and violet's scene together was just adorable. and her realizing he's in love with pen?? OMG I COULD CRY

i also love that the actress that plays violet wanted to be in the background when colin goes up to tell pen how he feels bc she thought violet would want to watch her son do that. these actors are pulling at my heart strings.

colin genuinely was about to kiss her, in front of everyone, and confess his love. WHY CAN'T MEN BE LIKE THIS

that whole scene was so intense and crazy i love it so much 12/10

i kinda feel like pen wanted colin to say something about his feelings. i don't think she had a clue how he really felt, but i think part of her hoped, even for a split second, that he felt the same about her as she did for him.

again, the english audio descriptor coming in clutch: (watching pen and debling dance) "colin's jaw tightens, he looks away… colin's eyes glistens as he watches, enraptured. helpless." LIKE?????????????

episode four: old friends

we all know why this episode is amazing. but we gotta go thru everything else too lol

her sisters literally not believing she could pull debling and she had to blackmail him… they are the worst and i genuinely hope (and know) that when her and colin get married she will have such a happier life without them in it. truly.

colin going back thru his journal, i wonder if we will get to hear more about what he has written, especially in regards to pen.

him wanting to be recluse bc he's heartbroken… my god colin, pull yourself together and go get your girl!

john really is mister steal your girl lol

for all of portia's faults, her speech on men wanting to explain shit to us otherwise they feel useless… she is 100% correct

colin immediately finding pen in any room he walks into I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT

him being jealous of debling and pen together i could fucking cackle

colin watching her thru a mirror GOD KILL ME NOW

i thought it was sweet the way debling asked pen how he should ask to propose to her. while i don't think he's a perfect match for pen, he's a good man regardless.

i want pen to have a love match, and i'm so happy she has it with colin in the end

you know what song would have been great to use? thinking of you by katy perry. such a gorgeous song and perfect for this whole love triangle going on.

i love that colin tries to get over pen but it's just not happening. he is so in love it's hurting ME lol

what i find fascinating about the scene at mondrich's club is that colin's friends are talking about all the women they have had sex with, right? and they ask him, and he brings up the contessa again, but they go on to explain "yeah but you didn't go into detail"… which basically means that even when he's supposed to be a rake and gross about women, he still couldn't commit to the bit. at most he explained that something happened, but then never went on to talk about her in a gross manner or be un-gentlemen like. god i love colin bridgerton with all of my heart.

his whole speech is so sweet and genuine, it's just a shame that so many men that would learn something from it aren't watching this show. that's just a sad fact.

portia is straight up mother gothel. all she wants is power and what good pen can give her by marrying debling. ew.

colin being fussy and not wanting to outright say he was feeling bad… what a baby lol

violet's speech to him just absolutely pulled at my heart. bc that's the thing, while anthony took the burden of being the man of the house and almost resenting his family for having to grow up so fast, colin was the peacekeeper. he was the one that wanted to make sure everyone was okay and happy. and that's what she means by never putting himself first. he doesn't care if he's in a bad mood or not, it only matters how his love ones feel, which is why he does whatever he can to make them happy and proud. and it's just a shame that so many ppl didn't understand that when they first watched and heard this speech.

pen looked so heartbroken watching the ballet. i think that was her accepting that she would never have that.

i love that in the trailer the candle sparks up, meaning that the love for pen is igniting within him. but in the show, it's blowing out, meaning that he's running out of time to confess his feelings. GOD I LOVE CINEMA

colin pushing past his "friends" THAT'S RIGHT BABY GO GET YOUR GIRL

god my heart breaks for pen. i don't get how anyone could say "debling is the better match" for pen when he literally admits that he doesn't think he'll ever love her. pen DESERVES love. so many ppl in her life have never cared or loved her, not in the way she deserves. and yall want her to continue to feel that emptiness? no way.

colin breaking all the rules to talk to pen when he easily could have waited to speak to her after the dance lmaoooo i love a crazy in love man

eros and psyche battling it OUTTTTT

debling realizing why she's at the window all the time. wow.

i kinda love that he was okay with colin being into pen but not pen reciprocating those feelings lol

portia yet again getting worst mom of the year award

the carriage scene…….. THE CARRIAGE SCENE

the first time i watched this scene, i was sweating SO MUCH by the end of it. genuinely it was obscene how hot i was (in more ways than one lmao)

also immediately after its airing, i watched it like 10-15 times. and i haven't seen it in probably over a week and i'm dying all over again for this review.

him running after the carriage, colin bridgerton the man that you are.

even while he is desperate and pleading, he is still kind and asking for permission GOD HE IS SO HOT WHY CAN'T HE BE REAL

his reasons for why pen shouldn't marry debling is laughable but i love it regardless.

his pleading face before he confesses… his EYES?????? you're fucking joking rn

his confession, hands down, is the best in the series. and hell, it's not even the last one he does omg i'm not gonna make it !!!!!

the fact that for a moment he legit thought she didn't love him back was nuts bro you are BLIND

genuinely anytime i watch this scene, i feel like i'm intruding lol like should i leave? maybe i should go sksks

every single shot of them kissing is hot and sexy and romantic and dear god in heaven i am LONELY

her running her fingers thru his hair…. god luke/colin has never looked hotter. he might as well as rolled his eyes back in head lol

it's titty season yall. TITTY SEASON BABY

i implore anyone reading this to find the clip of this scene without the music. not only bc nic and luke's moans are hot, but bc at one point he calls her beautiful and i think in that moment i died.

i think i could genuinely watch this scene 100 million times and notice something new every time

honest to god, one of the sexiest things about this scene is him watching her feel pleasure. like holy fucking shit, that is so hot.

moaning into each other's mouths??? you guys are absolute fucking FREAKS

colin saying the line about the carriage driver is so much better than pen lol

also in general show!colin is way better than book!colin. hands down.

the look colin gives her, both before their little kiss and than afterwards right before he gets out makes me fucking FERAL

him fixing her dress and hair is literally so cute i could cry

that once over he gives her when he gets out of the carriage…. why is he so hot?????

i just love how exhausted he is of her not understanding him sksksk

in conclusion i love love and i love polin. when part two comes out, no one talk to me bc i will in fact be an absolute wreck thank you and good night :)

[matcha-lemonade-enthusiast]

i’m going to give a comprehensive list of songs that hit way too hard for me or that i cry to, because im little lonely (only child syndrome) and have no one else to tell 😁.

Liability by Lorde

i so vividly remember listening to this song for the first time, and it was like someone put how i felt every single fucking day into a song. i just felt like a huge burden to everyone and everything. especially since i had to whole sad clown thing going on (being the life of the party and silly until i had to be apart from anything that happily distracted me). so many nights were spent laying on the ground and staring at the ceiling, or sobbing in a dark closet to that song. thanks lorde 😍! (/s)

Stay by Post Malone

by far one of the most embarrassing songs on this list 😭. sorry unfortunately i dabble in hating mainstream artists (particularly yt men). however, an old friend of mine showed me this song as one of her fave sad songs to cry to, and i was like thanks im stealing this for my playlist 😁. once again just a song that put my thoughts into words (omg i love art), and i really just needed someone to hug me and tell me everything would be okay. also strangely, it’s a great song for if you’ve had a rocky relationship with your mom or anyone you love so deeply you’d do anything for but shit happens and you both fumble the ball, so now everyone is pissed off. like post simultaneously asking someone to (hopefully figuratively)put their cigarette out on his face, but also stick around for him and love him and tell him everything is okay? yeah real.

I’m Not A Mountain by Sarah Kinsley

fully almost cried when i saw/heard this live, because Sarah almost cried. *defeated* yeah. just another lonely girl who can’t set a boundary to save her life so she runs from her problems and has a sharp tongue song. i’ve said things that i didn’t mean out of anger and so deeply regret because i caused a friendship to end. i have people i (sort of) want a relationship with that i can’t get back because i’ve learned too much and im living in the past in some ways (rightfully so imo) (yes im contradicting myself ik). but yeah sometimes i wish i was a mountain too.

Last Time We Never Meet Again by Sarah Kinsley

sarah kinsley you will always be famous.

but fr this song was simultaneously a swift kick to the gut, but also a breath of fresh air. i was fresh off of calling it quits with a guy (like a month lol), and i had a lot of firsts with him (first serious relationship, first music festival, first time traveling without family, etc) not s*x though someone else beat him to it lmao.) so basically i was ranting to my mom and friends about him and everything i didn’t like that he did, because everything around me reminded me of him and it PISSED ME OFF to no end. then this album (Escaper) dropped (thank god), and once again this song was just everything i felt. like i can’t stand you, i never want to see you again, but hope everything works out how you want it to (im not a monster guys cmon). he called me tho like last week to make small talk and then ask me questions about his personality and stuff. so then that re-pissed me off bc i deleted his number while i was drunk on vacation, and i don’t follow him on anything anymore like pls take a hint.

Casual by Chappell Roan

self-explanatory.

Magnolia by Laufey

let me preface this by being a butthole and let everyone know how cool i am, because i was into laufey before she was uber famous. like im talking tickets to her show were $30. anyways!

basically a girl strung me along, and then left me for a mid yt man 😁. this song was there for me when i was too embarrassed to tell my friends what happened. didn’t cry, but definitely gazed out of my window on a rainy day and listened to the song on repeat for an hour or two (yes this is a part of my villain origin story) (yes i know im a terrible villain fr, more sad and lazy than vengeful)

Baby by Brittany Howard

feeling like i wasn’t enough and didn’t measure up (especially romantically)

Sullen Girl by Fiona Apple

my mom actually played an old fiona apple cd for me while we packed up our house to move. this song really stuck with me bc that whole summer (‘22) was a blur. the second half of the song genuinely sent me into shock because it gave me war flashbacks of childhood trauma that i try to repress 😍. then my mom told me, she pictured me as the sullen girl during my lowest moments and i cried and we hugged.

Cellophane by FKA Twigs

self-explanatory. especially if you’ve seen anania’s tiktoks to this song (doing mundane tasks, deadpan thousand yard stare, and this song blaring). i feel the same way girl, me too. also that music video is literally stunning.

Prey by The Neighborhood

ahhh an old classic. honestly the whole Wiped Out! album is good to cry to but this is a personal favorite. sobbed for two hours then fell asleep because why not. i felt like a waste of space that couldn’t do anything right (i still feel like that sometimes). you are so right jesse rutherford i do feel like something is wrong (i have extreme anxiety, everything feels off and i will freak out at any moment) i feel like prey (i will be chastised and ostracized the moment i do something wrong, and everyone is watching, also i was unmedicated).

okay besties this was a really short little playlist and long thoughts i randomly wanted to get out. thanks for letting me be annoying and reading 😍 (i say to my 5 followers, 2 of which are bots)

[unsleepingtales]

Cursed out! What an ep!

Thinking about the Lucy/Gorgug parallels post and rotating them. In my head

Bakur art????

Aelwynnnnn

Ah they have leveled up!

Cottoncandy bitchfuck <3

Kipperlilly is independently wealthy ok

If Adaine could charge for her oracle duties that would be great

Adaine hates her SO much

I love the close up shot of Siobhan’s hand

I love Brennan glancing over at Ally to let them know that they need to pay attention to this next part before mentioning the divine stuff

The Abernant Sisters are everything to me <3

Even when you were being evil you were at least interesting and cool!

Aelwyn you gotta take care of yourself pls

HECTOR

And people are dying or something?

Loam Farm. Ok so the issue wasn’t with the faire, it was with the former venue?

Were they framed to get the faire to change venues?

Summoning a demon. Just another thing.

Riz is SO done

“You’re getting a+s and you’re killing all your extracurriculars so where is the stress coming from”???? Sklonda. Sklonda! Cmon. You had to have heard yourself say that.

Keep my name out of your mouth 💀💀💀 they are MARRIED

Sorry what

It’s called the moonar yulenear? That’s what the midwinter holiday in solace is called?

Ally ASCENDING

November (if that’s what month it is)

Brennan SO meant for Riz to be running

Lolaaaaa

Of course Riz is going to Loam Farm.

Maximum legend!

Ratgrinders group art!!

FIG HAS OFFICIALLY TAKEN TWO LEVELS OF PALADIN

Hallariel!!

Ally continues to be great at blending rp and mechanics

Hmmmm Kristen going to fallinel. Thoughts.

That’s so sad actually

Zac is SO smart

Your drama’s beautiful and I think it’s really gorgeous but I do think that Fig is fully cursed

God they’re insane I love them so much

Mazey!!

It’s just an orifice

I love that little hands moment with the friends <3 I could pick your hands out of a lineup they are calloused and freckled and I love you

I’m wearing a sports bra and a g string and I want to be closer to all of you!!

He really tried to figure out a way to politely decline a bardic and he couldn’t

Mazey are you okay??

Oh god

The vice principal can’t leave a certain distance from the school??

There’s gotta be a way to get Ayda in on this

Awwwww

Wild that student government only has one elected position?? How are all the other positions chosen??? I was on student gov for six years and I had to run every time?

Brennan is thrilled with them

Shoutout to Zac for using proper over-under cable coiling technique while miming

Tragic this is devastating

She doesn’t need to die she’s gonna pass on the position at the end of the year??

Jealousy surrounds me. (The most serious she’s been all day)

FABIANNNNN

Stop bringing him UP

“When you think about me why do you always bring up the ball?” Onesided fabriz truthers are having a field day rn

Mazeyyyyyy you care so so much

He wanted to live with his family I’m gonna cry

Hmm. Convincing.

From the man who dabbed at a school assembly we now bring you the revival of pwned

Bro she likes you

Paperweight boggy!

It’s a whole thing

Oh god

Summer god domain changed to more fire stuff regarding rage?

Not my circus not my monkeys 😭😭

Five from 2d10 😭

Whyyyyyy are you giving a speech to the middle schoolers. WHY

Sandra Lynn and Jawbone’s art makes me so happy

This little bitch ass cat >:(

Lydia Barkrock I love you forever and ever

D&D is so cool D&D IS SO COOL

Also science :)

Paladin Fig!

No that’s the curse babes

Yeah

Fig is super fucking cursed

They literally tagged their notebooks with the ratgrinder sticker !

It’s not his place to feel wrathful. Oh my god he’s. Something.

Oh GOD

Yolanda WAS neutral though that was the whole POINT she gave up any relationship to a deity in order to better teach clerics!! The token she gave Kristen was all about divine power and relationships despite lack of a god!!

Stay the fuck away from her brother

(Ally mumbling threateningly)

Step off buddy. Step Away.

Oooh why is that dc that way

Oh yeah but that has nothing to do with Fig

FUCK YEAH OATH OF ANCESTORS I love paladin mechanics so fucking much guys

Ey?? Zara and Porter?

Fig how many fucking parents are you gonna get

THANK YOUUUUUUU I love paladin mechanics I love devotion to a friend I love getting literal magic from love and devotion and a promise

This is sooooo leading towards Fig becoming a paladin of Bakur’s deity.

Ally and Lou’s reactions 😭

GIRLYPOP WHATTTT

Murph face

Ruben seems genuinely upset about Lucy

Why is that your email address

Do you want me to get you a phone????????

A card that says thinking of you but fig signs it from gorgug 😭 I’m gonna cry

ITS SHAPED LIKE A LITTLE METAL BRIEFCASE 😭😭😭

You absolute sweetie 🥰

What a choice!

Ohhh Fabian. Fabian misses his dad. Ouch.

Wild art imitating life moment bc we were just talking about getting hit in the tattoo

Oh goddddddd rage tokens

They would do anything for each other

The gleam in Brennan’s eye……..

Oh nooooo

(Emily laughing sadistically)

You made that so terrible for yourself and you did not have to.

Oh my GOD

Ok chill out man

Ok next week looks fun. The return of Baron. That’s chill.

[dogmetaph0r]

❤️ and 💚 for ask game (i’d actually love to hear your opinion about like the whole ass ask list but i hope two is alright)

why of COURSE........i love this list

putting my answers under the cut because this got long as HELL

❤️: I think the most egregiously mischaracterized character in the fandom is Grace. lil gracie-poo. gracie face. Can you tell I adore her?? I understand why the fandom is divided about her, but I think there can and should be a difference between a character's personality and a character being poorly written. I think they really dropped the ball on Grace since she returned. I have always seen her as a complicated woman. On the one hand, she's very smart. She's capable. She has her shit moooostly together, but at the same time she's a bit of a wildcard and prepared to use her FUCKING GUN to say no means fucking no, you son of a bitch. She can be snarky, bitter, and vengeful. She's quick-witted and can push back at Tommy when he's being.....well, Tommy. On the OTHER hand, she is also so, so sweet. Grace prefers peace and love and family. She likes to be surrounded by good. She likes to DO good. She likes order and has a tendency to follow the rules, both social and according to her job. I think because she's a female character, this comes across as boring and unimaginative because that's what's expected of women (and I don't blame anyone for thinking this, but realistically we ALL know a pretty girl who's a total sweetheart). But I think she had a lot of potential as the lawful good reluctantly drawn into Tommy's chaos after her return, and unfortunately she was fridged because that moved the plot along. I do think it was the right decision for Tommy's resulting breakdown, but not giving us the time to remake that connection with her and learn what she's all about now that she has it all??? and then violently rip her away before many people have the chance to form an emotional attachment???? mannnn cmon. Overall I understand the criticism, because I too didn't really like her at first, but I honestly do think she gets the short end of the stick from the fandom because she's a woman. If we saw a male character doing the same thing (or, hell, also doing what society expects of him. cough cough) I can almost guarantee you that the reaction would not be the same.

💚: AUGH anyway. next one. My favorite character is Alfieee. I already had a bit of a ramble on TGoAS earlier and the details I wanted to analyze more from there, but besides that trauma, I think people honestly give him too much credit for thinking ahead. He is SUCH a good bullshitter. He schemes, yes, but many of those agreements with enemies and planned betrayals are kinda spur of the moment, entirely based on whether or not someone offers him something he likes more. I think the most planning we've seen him do to my memory has been getting Arthur arrested, and it really was mostly Alfie's love for theatrics and excitement that pulled it all together. Tommy figures him out quick as hell, but sees him as an equal. In my mind that means yes, he is incredibly smart and ambitious and a stellar leader, but he's a habitual enough liar that it's not hard to figure him out. Plus, as cute and ursine as his little quirks are, he's no teddy bear. That man is a serious danger and is more than ready to go grizzly mode at a moment's notice (i have thoughts on c-ptsd there too but that's for another time). I love the way people interpret him, because he IS silly and sassy and fun, but he also is kind of a motherfucker and more than a little recklessly impulsive. It's what "kills" him, after all! I've read some really good fics that tap into his rage and impulsivity while also giving him the room to feel disgust at his actions and experience the brutal gift of hindsight (as much as he hides the human part of himself, the section in TGoAS about his nightmares was impactful), but I can't remember which ones they were atm. Also, this is so niche, but I don't know how good of a dad he really would be. I think he'd be FUN, but I don't know about "good at parenting". But I'm gonna ignore that because it's the less fun hypothetical and I like to have fun sglkjslkgjsdl

[sleepy-achilles]

Could you possibly write a little fic of shawn being jealous of someone flirting with taker and claiming that taker was ONLY HIS TO FLIRT WITH

There’s only ever jealous taker fics but I just know shawn would be SEETHING with jealousy if someone tried flirting with his man

I can because I already love the idea of jealous lil Shawn and I have the perfect situation for it.

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If the others didn't know about Shawn and taker, they were about too.

"You reckon we can work that into a story?" Kevin asks. "Yeah, I bet we can" hunter nods. "Shawn?" Kevin asks looking up. Hunter copy's and both men say nothing as shawn closes his fist around his water bottle, crushing it and spilling water everywhere. Everyone stops what their doing at the sound. Kevin stands and looks to see Shawn staring at the tv. "Oh.." Kevin mutters as Taker smirks at sable. John moves closer and looks. "Whats wrong?" He asks confused. Kevin pitied the poor newbies who didn't understand. They would soon. "Shawn.." Kevin tries. Goldust doesn't hesitate to turn the tv off. Shawn doesn't move. He doesn't even say anything.

"Is he blinking?" Jeff asks. "No honey. No he's not." Goldust answers. "Is he jealous? Does he like sable?" Jeff asks. No one responds. Jeff doesn't have to wait long because takers opponents are limping through the door and shortly after taker is following. Goldberg moves just in time to miss the crushed water bottle flying through the air. Taker raises an eyebrow as it hits his chest. He's mostly shocked at how much it hurt. But then he sees the person who threw it and is it makes sense. He used to play football (rugby but if I put that people will cry at me. Why call it football if your gonna carry the ball all game? And yet call the foot game soccer? Weirdos).

Shawn doesn't look at him, which makes the bottle thing a bit eerie. "We done using words these days?" Taker asks moving closer. "I don't know, who do I goto when the lockeroom leader is the one causing issues?" Goldust asks. Taker looks at him confused. Goldust nods towards the tv, plug still firmly in his hand. "Oh..." Taker mutters turning back too Shawn. "Your angry about that little thing?" Taker asks. That's when Shawn faces him. "Little thing?" Shawn asks quietly. "Shawn-" "LITTLE THING!" Shawn yells. Taker raises his hands slightly. "Asshole" Shawn growls before storming out. "Uhhh" Jeff looks at taker. Taker groans. "Shawn!" Taker calls running after the hot headed blonde. Hunter looks at kevin. "You know what that's about?" He asks. "Nope." Kevin denys a little too quickly.

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Shawn hated vinces parties. Sure, he loved them at one point. But now? He hates them.

John rushes over. "Cmon Shawn! Your missing all the fun." John smiles. "Im fine here kid" Shawn huffs. He's been doing a very good job at avoiding taker and some bright blue eyed newbie won't change that.

It changed that.

Shawn allows John to drag him towards the crowd and he's glad he did. His eyes burn into sable as she leans against takers arm, FEELING his arms and GIGGLING at him. Shawn, if he didn't respect women, would like to punch her right there and then. But, he's not that way. His mama didn't raise him to be like that. So he bites his tongue. Its not until taker smiles at her that he looses his shit.

"Enough!" Shawn barks. "Oh god.." Kevin mumbles into his drink. Taker looks at shawn. "Are you serious right now?" Shawn asks. "What?" Taker asks. "What? What! Your going to flirt with her right in front of me now? Doing it on live TV wasn't enough, you have to do it in person aswell?" Shawn demands. "Flirting? Shawn are you-" "if the word crazy leaves your mouth I'm going to loose my shit" Shawn warns. "So it was about you liking sable?" Jeff asks. "Liking me?" Sable asks confused. Her hand still on taker. Shawn moves forward and pulls taker away from her, standing between them.

"Touch him again and I will cut your fucking hands off" Shawn growls. "Oh..you were so wrong" John smirks holding his hand out. Jeff groans and hands him a fifty. "What?" Sable gasps. "Im serious. Flirt and fuck with any one else, he is mine. Not yours, keep away" Shawn tells her. "And that goes for all of you! I even see someone send him a flirty look I'm going to loose it" Shawn snaps. "Jesus, Shawn a word, now" Taker sighs pulling Shawn away from the crowd. Not that it matters, they all turn to watch anyways.

"Thats what's wrong? You think I care about sable flirting with me? Since when did you care about people flirting with me? You always let goldust-" "I used to let goldust." Shawn cuts in. "I care because your mine. Before we weren't a thing, I didnt have anything to loose. But you asked me out. We are boyfriends. I'm not loosing that for some prettier model" Shawn states crossing his arms. "Prettier model?" Taker asks confused. Shawn nods. "Shawn? Baby boy, you are so much more prettier. Your mine, you know I wouldn't go and bail on you like that after trying so damn hard to get you" Taker admits. Shawn frowns. "Its okay to be jealous aswell Shawn, I get jealous too, but just as we said, we gotta talk about it. Not just bottle it up" Taker tells him.

"I know. I feel stupid now. I guess 90s Shawn still lingers in my brain sometimes. He was a insecure little shit head." Shawn huffs. Taker leans down and kisses shawns temple. Ignore the whoops and cheers. "Would you really hurt someone for touching me?" Taker asks quietly. "Of course I would. It works both ways you know? Your mine, no one gets to touch you like that but me" shawn states. Taker chuckles and kisses him softly. "Mm I understand why you find jealous me so hot now." Taker murmurs. "Oh jealously can always look hot in the right relationships." Shawn smirks as he wraps his arms around takers neck. "How about we ditch this lame party...have our own?" Taker asks squeezing shawns hips. "Thought you'd never ask big boy" Shawn smirks.

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I'm sorry this is short. I wrote this during my actual lunch break and didn't have long to do it. Hopefully, if people want more jealous hbtaker I can work on one during the weekend. (I don't work weekends, whoop whoop)

I kinda wanna do one with a man x man. Either Shawn jealous or taker so yk leave suggestions for that.

I sorta feel like they'd be different. Shawn would be short tempered and angry, threatening violence but never doing it because he's not actually angry he's just upset and hurt whilst taker would play the long game. Taker would be pissed and angry and violent. He'd wait to see it its a one time thing. If it is, he warns them to back off. If its not, he will get physical. Shawns his, no one else's.

[dojunie]

i've been checking ur acc everyday since u said that misdial was getting released this week and like I WAS EXPECTING SOME ACTION BC U SAID THERE IS SOME BUT I DEFINITELY WASN'T EXPECTING 1. jeno liking her back all this time 2. him knowing that she liked him and 3. THEM REVEALING THEIR FEELINGS TO EACH OTHER LIKE WHAT JDJSKDKWKJDD i swear ur so good at pacing things out in a way that is not rushed but keeps each chap interesting as a writer myself i'm learning quite a bit. God I can't wait until the next chapter i have no clue what could happen in that one or in the future ones like is there can be a situation where jeno gets jealous bc of sungchan or jaemin which makes him go screw mark and act on his feelings??? (would love to see jealous jen honestly but also idk) WAIT I JUST REALIZED HOW BROKEN JENO MUST HAVE FELT AFTER FINDING OUT ABOUT HER AND JAEM W/ HIS FEELINGS AND HOW IS HE GOING TO FEEL NOW THAT HE KNOWS THAT SHE HAS LIKED HIM FOR SO LONG BUT HOOKED UP W/ JAEM AS A REBOUND OR HAS HE EVEN PIECED THAT TOGETHER YET?? how are the siblings gonna fix their relationship after all this too 💀 and now that they have closure of some sorts how do they end up together like??? does he know she STILL loves him and does he still like her too? and just to clarify jeno didn't act on his feelings bc he knew how protective mark is and was scared of him getting angry if he were to do anything and especially if he hurt her?? am i getting that right? my brain is exploding w/ so many questions pls update us on ur writing progress as much as u can so we can look forward to it hehe (I MEAN THIS IN A take ur time in writing it we'll always wait but when u do happen to work on it pls tell us to keep us on our toes WAY if u get what i mean. take all the time u need ❤️)

-covid anon 🤒

covid anon,,,,,,,,, my dear,,,,, my loaf of toasted bread,,,,,,, when i got this ask i was at work and if you could only see the stupid smile i had on my face the entire rest of the day when i thought about how i was going to respond to this,,,,,,

edit: my answer got crazy fucking long so i am putting this under a readmore goddamn

thank you for the writing compliment my beloved covid anon :'-) i always feel like i'm so shit with pacing so to hear that another writer thinks my pacing is good is just so 🤕 aaaaaaa

AND JEALOUS JENO BC OF SUNGCHAN AND JAEM??? WHAT A THOUGHT. because of the way i always end up characterizing jeno i dont see him as a jealous person, at least not the type to act on his jealousy if he Does feel it, like he's just going to stew on it and stew on it and stew on it instead of actually tell anybody that he's upset.... but that is a concept.... esp if he's jealous of jaem since they're such close friends, it would have good feeling-exposure capabilities.... hmmm.... winky face

to answer how jeno felt when he found out about 'mosquito boy', aka jaemin being mc's rebound in ch2, he was very... confused. by a lot of things. the first being that he didn't even know mc liked jaemin like that at one point (because in his head he doesn't quiiite realize that it was just a hookup, that there were no serious feelings involved- plus, he's always taken note of how much jaemin dotes on mc, so he's always had a suspicion that maybe, just maybe, jaemin might've had some kind of feelings for you too; and this rebound thing only confirms that for him) and he's kind of beating himself up about the fact that he never 'noticed' something going on between mc and jaem at the lake house. the second thing he's confused by is why he is so pissed at jaemin. he assumes he's mad at him for fucking around with mc in the first place when that's marks little sister (like cmon, brocode, wtf) (or maybe jeno is projecting? hmm) (or maybe he's just envious that jaemin had the balls to do something about how he felt regardless of how mark might react, hmmmmm) and he's also definitely mad at jaem for just... not telling him.

and about the siblings LMAO i only realized when i was rereading ch3 for the last time before posting that big brother mark is this huge, looming figure in the fic, mentioned every five seconds, and that basically all the conflict is because of him either directly or indirectly.... but he has literally not showed up in this fic at all 💀 he has not had one line of dialogue in misdial yet (that text in ch1 doesn't count 😭) but i promise you mark's time is coming

and yes, to clarify, you're pretty much exactly right about why jeno never said anything to anyone about how he felt,,,, like mark is his Best Friend, yknow? there are so many different reasons jeno felt it would be better to just keep his mouth shut about 1. knowing mc liked him, and 2. liking her back. the main one is that mark has made it clear how much he admires and cares about his little sister, and while he's never outright condemned any of mcs relationships or crushes or interests, it is so incredibly, painfully obvious that he does not think any human being on earth is good enough for her. (not to mention the fear of fucking up with mc somehow and the wrath mark would put rain upon him if so... with the added depressing edge that jeno knows mark would Hate having to play mediator between him, his best & closest friend, and mc, his literal baby sister)

and i think thats it omg i apologize for responding with such big walls of text, i just loved your message so much LOL all the questions and emotions you had were great and i enjoyed reading and thinking about my answer very much,,,, if you have any more questions i would 1000000% love to answer them 💪

i will try to keep you all updated better this time around, before ch4!! though. i have some interesting news. i will break it here, for you, and for all the other lovelies who have read this far: i have started an outline (and actually started writing)...... an interlude chapter about what happened between jaemin and mc at the lake house >:-D it's going to be written in a standalone oneshot style, so folks who haven't read misdial can still read it, and it's going to be quite... descriptive. about what exactly went down during this alleged rebound. so. if you're into that, jaemin stans rejoice.

anyway i hope this message wasn't a pain in the ass to read and answered most of your questions sufficiently 💪 farewell, covid anon!!!! i love u <3

[naptoons]

He glowed like a diamond to her, the sunlight reflecting all the pretty qualities in him. The tenderness in his actions, the honey sweetness in his words. Those milk chocolate eyes soothing her. He felt like a warm cup of tea. Wrapping his arm around her, his lips stamped kisses to buttery skin. “You look good princess, you smell good too” just a normal Sunday afternoon hangout. A debrief and reset from the previous week they’ve came together to enjoy the company of one another.

It gave her butterflies…butterflies….butter—… the cogs turning in the opposite direction freeze and tensing up her bones. This wasn’t good. The farthest from it. He felt the nerves in her body shift gears. Pulling away he spins her around face to face contact. “I felt your energy change, and do t say nothing, because I know it’s something” his thumb finding solace under her chin, moving her eyes from the floor to his. ‘This wasn’t good’ she thought to herself. “Speak” he told her.

Sighing followed by a nervous laugh pushing him slightly off her “oh cmon, you really think there’s something wrong?” Grabbing the glass of water that was sweating more than her “I was just thinking about something not that it’s important” he grabs her hand holding it with care. She hums a soft ‘what?’ He rolls his eyes huffing detaching his hand from her he walks away from her to walk to the door of the bedroom.

“Tell me or I’m leaving” his voice stern as ever, he’s never stern with her unless it’s something that gets her blushing. But this was no blushing matter this was a serious matter. “I’m not playing tell me right now” his fingers looping over the door knob. Turning her head to hide the tears forming in her eyes she balls her fist up.

‘Why is it so hard to express how I feel?’ ‘It’s my feelings why am I so afraid’ ‘I’m so fucking angry’ ‘no one should make me feel like I can’t express myself’

“Yo! Can you tell me or what?” His voice raised in a way he’s never done before, her body shuttered at the way his voice vibrated and echoed the room. She sighed again, taking a deep breath she looked him in the eyes.

“It hurts you know, we’re nothing but something at the same time” she finally expressed. ‘’maybe he’ll understand this without asking questions’. His hand falls from the door knob.

“What do you mean we’re nothing? , we’re literally friends” he furrows his eyebrows “you mean a lot to me you know that right?” ‘He doesn’t get it’

“Can we not? You’re hurting my heart right now” I avoid his eye contact, “no, can we talk about this? I wanna find the root of the problem” ‘great…’

“Be blunt with me, if it hurts me so be it” he sits in front of me his hand cupping my cheeks “please look at me and talk to me”

“I’m just a friend. That you like. You wanna do sexual stuff with. You wanna fuck. You treat me like a girlfriend, without even asking me to be one” she whispers her heart shattering into kaleidoscopes. Silence. Just the sound of rain falling down the window. The fans blowing softly in the background.

“Well.. you know I love you”

“That’s not the point!” She yelled, her emotions speaking so loudly. God she didn’t mean for it to happen. She hated this conversation. She never wanted to have this conversation.

“You just don’t get how I feel about you” he kept on trying to explain , he reached out for her hand and she pulled back. “Hey…” he whispered

“No, I don’t think I can do this anymore. We want two different things”

“No we don’t” he eggs on

“Yes we do!”

“I want you”

“No you don’t, you want me as a friend but want my body as a relationship or worship”

“Because you deserve that I love you please don’t be like this”

“But…you don’t WANT me. You don’t want a title with me”

Walking out of the room she shuffles her feet towards the front door. “Can you please leave, I don’t have the mental capacity anymore, I would like to be left alone”

“Please..”

“I’m begging you” she finishes his sentence.

“Cant we just talk bout this?”

“We’ve talked enough for today”

And with that he left her house. The rain poured harder to match the heavy heart she was holding. To match the cries she dropped on her pillow. The sad thing about it, she wanted him to hold her. To kiss her forehead. To caress her shoulders. But that’s what makes her fall for him deeper. Even tho he doesn’t fall an inch for her. He hated titles nor did he want it. And she just wanted to be loved.

The slamming over the door echoed through the living room making its way to her room. It replayed. Why? Why did it have to be her?

Why did she have to fall in love?.

[itetsuro]

in another arms. h.shoyo angst

REQUEST: Hinata walks on Tsukishima and you in a position that looks like you’re cheating, but it’s a misunderstanding and you even have a video. But he ignores you, and gives you threats to the point Tsukishima has to push him. people in school get to know and start bullying you, so you have to move schools, and when Hinata realizes his mistake because Yams shows the video, it’s too late, you’re in Suna’s arms. -anon

ANSWER: HAHAHAH THANK YOU SO MUCH YOURE SO ORIGINAL—

Warnings: Gn!Reader, jealousy, trust issues, bullying and swearing. contains other (boys) x reader,

You were on the gym, where Tsukishima was listening to music and Yamaguchi was recording you while you simply walked, to grab a ball and toss to your 8month boyfriend, Hinata. You were walking right next to the small box with balls, that was right next to the boys, but in the way, you tripped with someone’s bag that was in the way. But instead of feeling the cold floor on your back, like you were expecting, you feel someone’s arms embracing you. You look up to see Tsukishima mildly smiling at you holding you “You’re clumsy, aren’t you?” But before you can say a word, Hinata enters the gym opening the door with a loud noise, and suddenly running next to you. You quickly get out of Tsukishima’s arms, thanking him with your look, about to turn around, but you feel Hinata’s grip on your arm. “Y/N??” He looks mad, but also devastated, as if something had happened to him. “What the hell?” He asks again. “What’s wrong Sho-?” you ask in confusion. “What do you mean “what’s wrong”!? You were literally…” he pauses for a second before continuing.”cheating on me?? In the middle of the gym!?” “Shoyo, what the hell? Why would you think that? I literally tripped.” “Yeah of course. Typical excuse, y/n.” “Hinata! Even, Yams!” An idea pops in your head “Yamaguchi was literally recording me!” “I don’t wanna know anything about you y/n.” He looks at you in a serious manner. “We’re done, and I hope you’re happy.” “You know, maybe, when the people in the school know this, you’re gonna get fucked. Everyone will know how you’re truly, just a disgusting cheater. “You feel your own face tremble in fear “shoyo, please, believe! just look at the v-“ “Shut up, you’re nothing but cheating tra-“ but before he can continue Tsukishima pushes him away from you “Hinata, the hell?” Shoyo gets up, now away from you “Bye y/n.” He says, before giving you a one last forced smile, and walking out of  the gym, leaving you devastated. “How could he believe that-?” You whisper, eyes forming tears in them. Yamaguchi slowly walks to you, hugging you lightly “hey, y/n, we will just show him the video, don’t worry.” That’s what should’ve happened, a happy ending with Shoyo like he promised you, but it was all ruined because of his trust issues.

Next day at school, you tried to localize him, but instead you ended up getting filthy words from most of your classmates “cheater” “really? She did that to shoyo?” “She’s the one who made Hinata, yes , HINATA, sad.” “Cmon let’s go, I don’t wanna be near a cheater” You tried to keep your composure, but there was a moment where the words got to you and you started crying. The words kept coming “What a crybaby” “imagine cheating and then crying” “I hope she’s having a hard time to be honest.”

The next day wasn’t a lot better, you reached Hinata, phone in hand whispering “please, just , look at the video!” but instead of him looking at it, you got pushed by some of his classmates, while he just ignored you. And that went on the whole month. Ignored by everyone, only getting horrible words, insults and even hate letters. You knew you didn’t deserve this. You didn’t do anything. It was time to move on. You blocked Hinata in everything and threw away everything related to him, and after explaining to your parents the situation, they decided to sign you up in a different school, the Inarizaki High.

You’ve been there for 4 months now, feeling finally happy, and met amazing people, like Suna. He always listened to you, cared about you and made you happy. Meanwhile, on the other hand, Hinata missed you. He talked to Yamaguchi, “how can I fix this? Maybe if I had given her another chance.” “Another chance?” Yamaguchi asks. “Don’t act like an idiot and look at this.”

He takes out the phone, showing the video. You were laughing at some joke he made, and when you bent down to pick up a ball you tripped. Hinata’s eyes widen. “Oh no, no. Please this can’t be real.” “Well it is, you owe her an apology.” Hinata tries to contact you everywhere, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, iMessages, FaceTime, Facebook. But you blocked him everywhere. There was no possibility for him to talk to you anymore.

Or at least that’s what you both thought, until Karasuno had to go to Inarizaki to play a volleyball game. You aren’t the manager, but wanted to be there, to support your now boyfriend Suna. You would try to avoid Hinata, you were tired of him anyways.

It’s finally the day of the match, and you’re with your boyfriend before it starts. You’re sitting on his lap, while he caresses your cheek adoringly, whispering sweet “I love you”s in your ear. But, then you feel a hand on your waist, thing he wasn’t used to do. With your eyes closed, you smile at the sudden attention, but open them flush when you hear your boyfriend shout “What the hell dude? Leave my girlfriend alone!” Hinata was next to you, trying to hug you while you had your eyes closed. Standing up, you cling on Suna’s arms, Hinata still standing in front of you. before whispering “sorry for this.” “it’s not your fault, don’t be sorry!” “Well, last time my ex-boyfriend told me it was my fault, I’m sorry.” “Well, last time, your boyfriend was an idiot.” And finally Hinata hears the words he was deserving, for making you suffer. At least you where in someone else’s arms now. :)

[blushinggray]

Concept: pro hero!bakugou x stand up comedian!reader

Cw // suggestive, attempted humor, possibly annoying

What if you’ve been dating bakugou long enough to get his okay to make fun of him during your stand up sets. Like not make him your whole act but the content is too good to not spend at least a few minutes talking about the hilarity of your relationship/situation

“As some of you may know, i am dating someone rather famous”

*screams in the crowd from dynamight fans*

“Yes, that amount of applause just now clearly reflects how many of you are here to catch a glimpse of him in the back and not bc you actually think I’m funny. It’s cool, it’s all good bc in the end I’m still getting paid for this gig. Whether he comes to see my set or not, you guys will literally pay that entrance fee just for the slight chance my man or his friends will be in the audience and I will be taking full advantage of that. That’s right, i am not above using my bf’s rep as free publicity. He calls me shallow for it sometimes but I just give him the puppy dog eyes like, ‘aw cmon babe we earned this together!’ And then I’ll still get hero dick at the end of the night 😛 ”

“I’ll let you in on a secret. Exclusive. I bet you guys might think that the great explosion murder god dynamight is some big, bad, unapproachable, potty-mouthed, time bomb from what you’ve seen online and on the news and whatnot. Well, you know what? It’s all… absolutely true. Completely and utterly true. Yes, every bit of it. He can be the meanest, rudest, most frustrating motherfucker you have ever tried to hold a conversation with. And you know why our relationship works? No, not bc of communication, not patience, not therapy. All good guesses though. No, the real reason we work out is bc I have the fattest degradation kink ever.”

“You guys know I’m kidding. I love my bf, he has a really cool, admirable job. Just as admirable as any firefighter or doctor out there. It’s just that he gets to look sexier while doing it, yanno? And you’ve seen the charts, he’s good at his job. He’s in the top five of the whole motherfucking country. Can you freaking believe that?”

*cheers from dynamight fans*

“Yeah he’s freaking amazing. And i know what you’re all thinking. You’re all here wondering how the hell did that blonde bombshell end up with an average bitch like me? Well why do you think?! It’s because I’m fucking hilarious! Look, I see you hot girls sitting around in this audience and I respect you. I might stare at your tits more than my bf will but that is my business. And I know that you’re all probably fine, beautiful individuals underneath all your cute dynamight merch.

“But… I will let you in on another secret. Your mothers all lied to you when they said that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach or whatever the fuck they told you. The true route to take is through the funny bone. You gotta break that shit and make sure he knows it’s your fault. And you gotta write your name so big on the cast that he will never forget that you made him laugh until he choked. Now, you can fill his stomach and his memories with some heartfelt meal that you slaved over for 3 hours, but he’s just gonna get hungry again eventually. But nothing leaves a deeper impression than that pain you left in his gut from making dick jokes all night. I mean come on, does it mothafucking look like I can cook? No! My only talents are standing up on platforms and putting phallic things close to my mouth.”

“Nah but let’s be serious, have you ever tried dating a pro hero? The amount of patience, flexibility, and self control you have to have is unreal. Yes ofc to hold back from tapping that ass every time you get a closeup of their hero costume, but also you gotta deal with their crazy schedules, unpredictable flakiness, and their unshakable sense of justice. He could be balls deep in me, dangling me upside down with that Herculean strength they’ve been training since they were fucking 15 years old, and he’d still book it the fuck outta there once he gets a text from the commission. Like, I am forever stuck in this side chick role bc he’ll always be holding out for goddamn justice and the fate of the world of whatever, ugh. What’s a bitch gotta do to get his attention for a weekend? I gotta go out and get myself stabbed or kidnapped. That’s a joke, that’s a joke. No one kidnap me, i will annoy you to the point that you’ll rather throw me into a river instead of keeping me for ransom. Bc we all know that if I’m about to die, I will be testing out my most rancid material. Istg I will make my murderers regret kidnapping me…”

-

And somewhere in the back or the side of the venue, bakugou’s friends might be laughing their asses off over drinks while the victim of all your jokes himself shakes his head but still lets out an involuntary snort every so often

[sunshineseung]

You Tried // Minho

���� | genre: smut ☁️ | pairing: Lee Minho x female!reader 🌿 | wc: 1.9k 🌸 | includes: hard dom!minho, sub!fake dom!reader, consensual sleep play, mentions of safe word (color system), restraints via handcuffs, slight dd/lg because “daddy”, slight pet play because “kitten”, teasing, grinding, degradation, strong!minho lol, angry sex, dumbification, brat taming, unprotected PIV, spanking, doggy style, choking, possessive!minho, lots of dirty talk omg minho is loud, creampie, aftercare, affirmations :), cuddly ending

☀️ | synopsis: When you tie down Minho while he was sleeping, he’s absolutely furious, but there’s nothing he can do about it. You’re the one in control now... right?

Minho yawns loudly, stretching his arms out to find that they’re already stretched to the frame of the bed. He pries his eyes open, unable to fully comprehend why he can’t move his limbs. There’s a cold metal sensation on his wrists, and that’s when it clicks. Looking down, he sees you resting your head on his thighs, staring up at him with eyes glowing with innocence.

“Did you do this, little one?” Minho sounds calm despite his rage slowly boiling in him. You know he always wants to be in charge, his body controlling you, but ever since you had the okay to play with him in his sleep and vice versa, you’ve been wanting to test him a little. “Did you cuff me up while I was sleeping?”

“Maybe…” your voice was as sweet as sugar despite your intentions, “but I just want to play with you, daddy. Is that okay?”

“We can play when my wrists aren’t stuck to the bed, kitten.” He struggles against the restraints. “Until then, you better not try anything with me.”

“Try anything? You mean like this?” You run your hand over the bulge in his underwear, effectively making him semi-hard easier than expected. You continue to run your hand over his length as he hisses and curses under his breath. “Color?”

Minho takes a deep breath in, mentally weighing his options. Either stop now and rail you or see where this goes. As much as he wants to be unchained, he also wants to see just how far you’re willing to take this. “Green.”

“I knew you’d like this!” Your smile was so damn cute, Minho couldn’t help but giggle. You were so eager, beginning to restart your hand motions on his cock. He grunts from his chest as you expertly work his length from over his boxers. “Can I take your cock out?”

“Yeah, suck me off, kitten.” Minho bit his lip while watching you pull his underwear down his legs, revealing his hardened cock. You salivate at the sight of his hot, red tip. It was practically begging to be in your mouth. “It’s rude to stare.”

“But your cock is so pretty, daddy.” You whine as you take his cock into your hand, stroking him slowly to get him as worked up as possible. Your mouth hovers an inch from his member, your breath blowing down onto him. You look so enamored by his cock despite it being inside you countless times.

You kiss his cock before running your tongue along the shaft from his balls to the tip. Keeping eye contact with Minho, you take him into your mouth, taking him about halfway down your throat before gagging and pulling back.

“Aw, I know my kitty can take me all the way.” Minho raises his hips as you suck on the head of his cock, precum dripping onto your tongue. You lower your head back down his dick, and you finally take him fully down your throat. His tip hits the back of your throat as you hold the position for a few seconds, pulling back up to get air. The amount of drool coating his cock was absurd, but seeing his dick glistening with your spit was truly a godly view. “Alright, princess, untie me. It’s your turn.”

“What if I don’t?” You raise your head away from his hips, your hand still stroking his cock. He raises an eyebrow at your disobedience, anger filling his brain again. “I don’t want to uncuff you. You’re my toy today, got it?”

“Don’t play with me. Get these fucking cuffs off my wrists right now.” You shug, speeding up your pace on his cock. Minho twitches in your hand, biting harshly on his lip as he threatens to lose it. “Little girl…”

“Make me.” You smile, taking your hand off his cock so you can take off your underwear set, finally getting fully naked to show off to Minho what he’s missing. You spread your legs over him, leaning back and giving him a full view of your pussy. “Maybe I just want to watch my daddy suffer.”

“This is your last chance. Uncuff me or else, you fucking brat,” Minho growls through gritted teeth. He was really trying his best to keep his cool despite the rage bubbling inside him.

“Or else what? You’ll punish me?” You laugh, moving yourself to straddle him. His cock lays hard against his body while you grind against him, dragging your folds along his length. “I’m not scared of you, Minho.”

“Let these restraints off of me, bitch!” Minho’s voice is deep and serious, his eyebrows furrowed in anger. His arms would be swinging violently if they weren’t held back by handcuffs. You look down at his spasming body and laugh, pressing yourself down even more onto his cock. “You’re so in trouble!”

“Aw, but daddy, you’re not saying the safe word, are you?” Your voice is calm and high-pitched, talking down to him as if you’ve ever been in charge. “Judging by how hard you are, I think you like being tied down by your little girl.”

Minho has had it. Officially. He pulls the cuffs from the bed frame, unable to get proper leverage to get freed. You raise your hips over him, raising his dick with your hand to line him up with your sopping entrance. While he struggles, you lower yourself down onto him, gently riding his cock at a pace of your liking.

“You’re so hard inside me. You must really like this.” You tease Minho, one hand playing with your clit and the other going to his chest to flick his nipples. His groans grow louder as your cunt tightens around him. “You’re such a good daddy for your little kitten.”

“G-gonna cum inside you, fill you with my cum.” Minho throws his head back, moaning curse words loud enough for anyone in neighboring rooms to hear. You speed up the pace, the stimulation from your cunt and your clit quickly becoming overwhelming.

You remove your hand from your clit to play with both of Minho’s nipples, something he never will admit that he likes. He starts twitching inside you, his wrists pulling against the handcuffs harder than ever. He feels his orgasm right on the edge until you stop.

You just stop. Instead of lowering back onto him, you pull yourself off of his cock and lay back, resting on your elbows as you wait for him to react. He bucks his hips in the air at nothing, cock still twitching. Sweat runs down his forehead as he whines from his ruined orgasm.

“Oh, I’m gonna ruin you.” He pulls one last time against the cuffs, one chain breaking and the other cuff swinging open on the side connected to the bed frame. You gasp in fear, scared he’ll be too angry to even look at you. “You’re in for it now, kitten.”

He pounces onto you, pinning you down to the bed so your feet are on the pillows. You know you can’t fight him off at this point. He turns you around so your face is pressed against the bed, but he ruthlessly grabs your hair and pulls your head to the side, forcing you to look back at him. His expression can only be described as lustful anger, the darkness in his eyes combining with the snarl on his face to create a terrifying sight.

And yet, despite the horrific situation, you’re absolutely dripping.

“If you want to act like a slut, I’ll treat you like one.” He spanks your ass with his bare hand, creating a handprint on your skin. The mewls coming from your mouth are absolutely pathetic, and Minho is living for it. “Daddy’s gonna fuck you dumb.”

With your body flat against the bed, he pushes into your pussy, stretching you out in a matter of seconds. His thrusts are merciless, pounding into you from behind while his hands grip your hips. Drool drips from your mouth to the bed with every motion of his, and you can’t moan anything other than a hoarse “daddy~”

An arm swings around your waist, pulling you up against Minho’s chest. While his arm holds you up, his other hand comes around your neck, the pads of his fingers pressing into the sides of your neck. You feel lightheaded from all the pressure, but you wouldn’t have it any other way.

“Color, baby?” Minho grunts into your ear, clearly nearing his climax in no time again. “Cmon, baby. How are you feeling?”

“G-green, daddy. So green.” Your tongue hangs out of your mouth as you moan exactly what Minho wanted to hear. “Feel g-good.”

“Yeah, that’s my good girl.” He chokes you harder, his thrusts becoming deeper and faster. You start to tighten around him as his cock rams into your g-spot with ease. As your vision begins to blur, all you can think about is Lee Minho. “Cum on my cock, kitten. Cum for daddy.”

For the first time this morning, you listen to his orders. The walls of your cunt spasm around his cock, locking him in with your wetness as you coat his dick in the juices from your orgasm. He groans against your neck, sucking a quick hickey on the side where his hand isn’t covering.

Coming down from your high, his thrusts start to get sloppy. The familiar twitching feeling of his cock shoots through you, the overstimulation taking hold of your aching pussy. Your whines go from pleasureful to painful, his cock tearing your pussy apart.

“Now I’m gonna fill you with my cum and you’re not gonna stop me, alright?” He spanks your ass again with the arm that was holding you up, your body falling limp onto the bed with your ass still in the air. As your body falls, his hand around your neck jumps to your hips. He pulls you closer to him by your lips, his cock hitting deeper inside you than before. “Your body is mine, princess.”

“My body is yours, daddy!” He lets out a string of curses and pet names as he shoots his load into you, filling you with his hot cum just like he said he would. You’re too braindead to feel anything other than fullness. His twitching cock holds still against your walls, fully bottomed out as he releases. Minho spanks you one more time before pulling out of you, watching his cum drip out of you before he pushes it back in with his finger, two of his digits thrusting shallowly inside you.

Minho catches his breath and falls back against the pillows. He pulls on your leg in an attempt to get you to get up and go cuddle with him, which you obviously do. His arms wrap around you as he kisses your forehead, holding you as close to him as possible. Your cheeks heat up as you feel his cum continue to drip out of you.

“I’m not actually mad at you, sweetheart. Please remember that.” His kisses continue from your forehead to your nose to your cheeks. “You did so well for me. You always take me so well.”

“Thank you, daddy.” You lift your head up to kiss his lips for the first time that morning. “Can we shower now?”

“You go in before me. I’ll join you in a minute.” You raise your body off of him before realizing that your legs are still jelly. Falling back onto his chest, you both laugh, his arms wrapping around you again. “Alright, I guess not.”

“That just gives us more time to cuddle, right?”

“Of course, baby. More time to cuddle.”

[chososhoe]

summary: you hang out with your best friends until one gets drunk and asks you a bold question

warnings: threesome, smoking, drinking, unprotected sex, spanking, oral (giving), creampie, just pure filth

word count: 1.7k

You hit Gojo’s shoulder as you laughed. “And remember when you almost kissed Geto when you got drunk” “Cmon you know I can’t hold alcohol.” Gojo whined as he stood up to take a cigarette out of the packet before he lit it and let himself fall back on the couch beside you again.

Geto, who was sitting on the part of the couch across from you, blew the smoke out of his mouth and giggled. “I literally had to almost knock you out to get you to stop flirting with me”

“It never gets boring with you two around” you smiled and poured yourself another cup of vodka soda on the small coffee table.

“Pour me one too”

Geto mentioned and you mixed him another one before handing it to him.

Amusingly sipping from your drink, you watched as Geto and Gojo now talked about a previous mission and how weak the enemies were. “You want a sip?” you interrupted Gojo with a challenging look on your face.

After hesitating for a while, he grabbed the cup and took a big sip, almost emptying the cup. Geto and you laughed, knowing he would end up too drunk to talk again.

Gojo’s face distorted with disgust since you mixed the drink with a lot of vodka. As a compensation to cope with the strong drink, he took another drag of his cigarette after handing you the cup again.

“Good thing I’m not next to him or he would make a move on me again” you heard the other man say before he lit another cigarette.

Gojo glared at the younger man across him and kicked his foot forward in attempt to reach Getos.

“Don’t be so aggressive, you’re scaring me”

You began laughing again at the man’s remark and grabbed Gojo’s cigarette from his hand. He looked at you with a surprised face before you grabbed his jaw with the other hand and opened your mouth, breathing the smoke into his face.

You turned away from him again with another laugh and drank the last bit that was left in your cup, but Gojo was still in the same position with the same grimace you had left him in.

“You shouldn’t tease him too much or he’ll end up saying something wei-“

“You wanna fuck?”

You coughed the smoke that was stuck in your throat up and looked at him with widened eyes.

“Gojo stop being so horny all the time, you’re making her uncomfortable”

Hesitating at first, you finally replied with “Well you know it’s been a while anyways. So.. I mean if you’re both fine with it..”

“You serious?”

Geto gazed at you with a serious look on his face.

“We don’t wanna push you into something you don’t want”

“No worries, I’m fine with it as long as this won’t affect our friendship of course”

You said with a smile before sucking the rest of the toxic substance out of the cigarette and rubbing the end of it on the ashtray.

Standing up, you walked over to Gojo and put your knees around his waist, supporting your upper body with your hands on his shoulders. Geto sighed at the sight of his best friends before him and crossed his legs in amusement.

You leaned in and licked along his neck while he wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you closer to him. Licking up to his jaw, your tongue wandered to his mouth which was already open before you slipped it in and made out with him. The man groaned and gripped your hips before he slowly grinded his hips up, making you aware of his bulge.

“You’re some needy guy huh”

You chuckled and turned around to ask Geto if he wanted to join.

“Later. I’ll enjoy the show for now”

Feeling your ass being lightly squeezed, you focused on Gojo again and kissing him with a smirk on your face. One hand of his slid under your t-shirt and brushed up your belly until he reached your tit, fondling it softly.

“No bra?”

He chuckled before lifting your top, pulling it off your torso and throwing it beside you on the floor. His eyes lightened up for a second and he leaned forwards to suck on them.

“Gojo..” you moaned and grabbed his hair, slightly pulling it and throwing your head back.

Grinding yourself on his bulge, you got more and more excited and gently pushed him away to stand up. You got rid of your pants and revealed your black lace panties, making the man before you smile.

“Like what you see?”

You smirked and got a nod from Gojo as a response. You leaned down to grip the zipper as you heard a groan behind you, getting the other male aroused. With a snicker, you pulled the zipper down and unbuttoned his trousers.

He pulled his boxers down himself and gesturing you to get on his lap again. You looked at his big length and sat down on his legs before taking it in your hand and stroking it.

“I want to feel you”

Gojo whined and digged his fingers in your hips and pushing you forwards. You propped yourself up, shoving your briefs to the side and pushing your lower body down on him. You moaned and slid down further on his cock while you secured your arms around his neck.

After taking a few seconds to adjust to his size you lifted yourself up and down, making the man groan. You were so lost in the moment that you hadn’t realized Geto standing beside you and grabbing you by your throat, opening your mouth and turning you’re your head to look up at his figure.

Slowly, he let the vodka pour into your mouth and sloppily kissing you afterwards.

Moaning into the kiss, you moved your hips faster on Gojo’s and felt Geto taking one hand of yours and moving it to his exposed dick. As if on cue, you grasped it and pumped it slowly while he reached out to your breast and twisting your nipple with his index and middle finger.

“You look so pretty bouncing on my cock”

The male under you breathed against your hot skin and sucking on your neck.

Full of pleasure, you groaned and pulled away from Geto’s kiss, getting your mouth closer to his length and licking the top when you felt Gojo slamming himself further into your cunt with a faster pace. You screamed as you gagged on Geto’s cock and felt his hand leaving your nipple as he lit himself a new cigarette.

“I didn’t know you were such a sex deprived slut and now look at you, being fucked by your best friend and sucking on the cock of your other one’s”

Geto said with a smirk plastered on his face and putting the lit stick in his mouth to use his hands to grab the back of your head and shoving you down on his whole cock while moaning. After a moment, he pushed your head back and you bobbed your mouth on his length in a lazy pace.

“I’m cumming” the man thrusting up, groaned.

His grip on your hips got tighter and muffled moans from you sounded through the room as you choked on Geto’s length, cumming hardly on his friend’s cock.

Gojo’s hips halted and you felt his warm semen pour into your heat. Not soon after, Geto followed with his load landing in your throat.

You huffed as you breathed freely after pulling away from your friend’s cock, falling on gojo’s chest.

“I’m afraid to tell you this, but I kinda wanna know how your pussy feels too”

Geto snickered, receiving a playful smirk from you.

Gojo helped you stand up slowly while Geto held you by your waist and dragged you to the other part of the couch where he sat before.

“Ass up and face down, princess”

You got on the couch and waited for him to enter your already excited core. Shortly after, his dick poked against your entrance and you were drenched again.

“Fuck me”

You whined and pushed back on his length, wanting to feel his long cock inside you.

“Did Gojo not fuck you enough for you to be so riled up?”

Gojo huffed and got to your side while fucking himself through his hands as you watched with a naughty smile and reaching out to his length that was covered in your juices to stroke it.

Finally feeling the anticipated cock in your hole, you whimpered and closed your eyes. His hand landed a harsh slap on your ass cheek and you moaned again.

Grasping the thigh of the older man, you pulled him closer to your mouth so you could suck his cock. Starting off by licking the tip and stroking his shaft slowly.

“Harder”

You said as you rocked your hips back and rubbing circles on your clit with your free hand.

Geto’s hands gripped your soft flesh around your hip bones to steady himself and fill you to the brim with every deep thrust he took.

Gojo’s abdomen moved upwards to use your mouth as he liked which you wouldn’t decline.

Still being too sensitive from your last orgasm and your hand working on your clit, you felt your high approaching faster and faster.

“Geto..” You moaned and felt his speed increase.

Gojo’s groaning grew louder as he fucked into your mouth at an unsteady pace.

Spreading your cheeks apart, he saw his friend’s cum coating his cock and running down his balls.

“Fuck”

The man behind you moaned as whimpers also left past his gritted teeth. His dick twitched inside you and you clenched on him, making him gasp.

Gojo was the first to pull out of your mouth and cum on your face and catching his breath. You came seconds after, with your hips shaking uncontrollably.

Geto thrusted into you a few more times before holding your hips in place and throwing his head back while dumping his semen into your pussy.

You remained in the same position as Geto left your heat with a sigh.

The mixed, thick load oozed out of your used cunt, dripping down your thighs and staining the couch.

This surely wouldn’t be the last time.

[cjsinkythoughts]

This was SUCH A GOOD FUCKING EPISODE!

!spoilers under cut!

Let's get this out of the way: Walker never was and never will be Captain America and, bitch, that shield doesn't fucking belong to you!

That's all I'm gonna say about him. (End credit scene though too!)

THIS WAS EVERYTHING I FUCKING NEEDED THOUGH!

We finally get to see Sam taking to Isaiah and I seriously fucking hope people understand it now. I haven't talked much about Sam and the whole race thing, but this episode gives so much explanation and I hope people hear what they're saying. Try to understand.

Also, Bucky finally apologized! The growth we've seen in Bucky just since the last couple episodes had been phenomenal and I applaud the writers! Sam giving him that advice was really what he needed!

And we get to see Torres again! He's such a cutie! The way he kinda brought the show back from the darkness it entered? He's like a little ball of sunshine and Im here for it!

The whole boat thing made me laugh and cry at the same time! They're like a married couple fixing the boat! My favorite thing ever!! Also? Sam looked fucking GOOD! My man out here training like a beast! I really hope that thing Bucky got him from Wakanda is a new suit! Especially after giving up the wings to Torres (which hell fucking yes by the way! )

Sharon! What the fuck, man?! I knew she, like, a hustler now, but??? Cmon. Batroc? Really? (I'll be honest, whenever he's mentioned all I can think of us the version of him in the Ultimate Spider-Man show. Hilarious. If you haven't watched it, highly recommend.)

Anyone else get serious Hydra vibes when the Flag Smashers did their little "One world." "One people." Thing?

All in all? This has been, by far, my favorite episode! It was SO GOOD! I was expecting to be heartbroken and my nerves were shot, but ugh! Heartmelting is more like it! Seriously? In love. So many thoughts. So many ideas. We'll see for this one, kids!

[lemonpeter]

Too Pretty

Based off of this tumblr post. Saw it floating around and got serious inspiration lol I hope everyone enjoys 💕

Warnings: Peter’s age isn’t mentioned (he’s around 18/19), nff, throat fucking

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“Hey, Mr. Stark, sorry I’m late! Got a little caught up with Ned, but I’m here now!”

“It’s alright, Pete, just-“

Tony choked on his answer as he looked up from his project.

Peter had decided for some reason to come to the garage in a pair of glasses that somehow made his already-impossibly big eyes even wider.

He looked so precious that the mechanic almost felt bad about the rush of impure thoughts he had all of a sudden.

Almost.

“Mr. Stark?” The young man’s voice was tinged with concern as he watched Tony gape at him like a fish out of water. “Is everything okay?”

“Yeah. Yeah, everything is a-okay. Just, uh, when did you start wearing glasses?”

Peter laughed a little, fingers brushing against the thin frames. “Oh, they aren’t real. I just liked the way they looked. I did used to wear glasses, though. Just not any more.”

Tony nodded slowly. “Uh huh. Well, uh, they look nice. Nice on you. Yeah.”

The man tried to get ahold of himself. He was definitely going to freak Peter out and that was the last thing he wanted.

He looked to his work again, taking a deep breath. He could handle spending some time with Peter. He always managed to handle it anyways. The younger man was just...extra attractive today. That was it. No big deal.

As soon as Peter was pressed to his side to watch him work he knew that it was absolutely a big deal.

“So what are we going to do today? I know we left off on the thrust last time but since that’s not what you’re working on now it would make sense if we’re doing something else,” he started rambling slightly, eyes trailing over the project.

Yes, the thrust. Something he didn’t need to hear coming out of Peter’s mouth when he was already in a difficult position.

“Yeah, I was just messing around with this. I didn’t really...have too much of a plan for today,” Tony admitted. And even if he had, every coherent thought had flown out of his head at the sight of Peter so it wouldn’t have mattered.

“Well that’s okay! We can always find some way to occupy ourselves,” Peter decided.

Tony snorted a soft laugh, shaking his head. “Oh I’m sure we can.” Just absolutely not in the ways that he was thinking.

“Well, what are you thinking?”

The older man blinked. “What?”

“You said we can, just not in the ways you’re thinking.”

“Oh.” That wasn’t supposed to be out loud. Great. “Just thinking about...uh....”

He couldn’t even come up with an excuse.

“Cmon, Mr. Stark. You can always tell me, no matter how wild an idea.” Peter grinned a little.

As wonderful as that sounded, Tony knew that there was no way he could tell the other man what he was thinking.

“Trust me, kid. You don’t want to know.” Tony chuckled, trying to cover up how pained his laugh sounded.

Peter stared at him, head cocked to the side. He batted his eyelashes at the older man, absolutely gorgeous behind the glass lenses. “I can take it.”

What a choice of words that was.

“You think you can, can you? You hear what I’ve got in mind and you’re never coming back.”

“Try me.”

A shiver went up Tony’s spine and in a moment of weakness he blurted out exactly what he was working to hide. “God, I wanna ruin you. You look so pretty with those glasses on.”

The young man’s face flushed instantly as he listened. “Oh. Really?”

“Yes, really,” Tony mumbled. Secret was out, why try to deny it now. “You always look gorgeous, Pete. But this...damn.”

Peter chewed his lip gently, eyes staying on his mentor. “How do you want me?” He asked honestly after a moment.

“How...what?”

“How do you want me?” Peter repeated. “You said you want to ruin me. How are you thinking about it?”

Tony was definitely taken by surprise with the young man’s willingness to go along with him. He had expected him to run away. Not look and act like he wanted it too. “I, uh, I was thinking about fucking your throat. Having you on your knees and....”

“You mean like this?” Peter asked slyly, getting down onto his knees in front of Tony as the man continued to talk.

The mechanic’s brain was definitely short circuiting.

“Oh yeah. That’s...perfect,” Tony breathed. “Yes.”

Peter’s hands started working at the tie on the other man’s pants, gently mouthing at the tent created by his erection.

Tony groaned, hands gripping at the workbench behind him. He would never be able to wear those pants again without thinking how sweet the young man’s mouth feels.

Worth the sacrifice, in his opinion.

The tie came undone easily and then the sweatpants were pushed down without care. Then Peter discovered-

“Mr. Stark,” he said, sounding flustered despite everything. “You’re not wearing anything underneath.”

“‘S just more comfortable,” the older man reasoned, trying not to shiver at the sudden cool air around his most sensitive parts.

“I guess that makes sense...” Peter laughed a little, gently kissing at the underside of the shaft. “Makes it easier to do this,” he commented.

“It does,” Tony agreed breathlessly. “Faster.”

The young man’s lips slowly wrapped around the tip after he took the shaft in hand. He stroked experimentally a couple times, smiling as he was rewarded with a low moan.

He took it slowly at first and Tony didn’t force anything. He wanted everything to go smoothly and both parties involved to be comfortable.

It wasn’t until Peter started taking the cock further into his mouth that the other man started to take real control.

The young man’s lips were stretched around the thick length, eyes slipping shut like he was the one being pleasured. The moans he let out gave the same idea. Like he was the one being sucked off and not Tony.

Tony wound his hand through Peter’s hair, holding it tightly as he forced the young man further onto his cock.

Peter gagged at first, throat spasming and tightening deliciously around Tony. But he got ahold of it a moment later.

The older man thrust his hips, not going too far with each movement. But occasionally he got the urge to pull Peter down again and went balls deep.

The young man choked every time, tears beading at the corners of his eyes.

Watching the action made Tony remember how turned on he was by the glasses in the first place. “Peter,” he breathed. “Hear me out. Not that you really have a choice.” He laughed weakly, hips still moving. “I want to give you a facial.”

The moan the vibrated around his cock made him feel like it was a good idea.

“Alright, honey. Then I’ll pull out once I’m close. And you just take it.”

Peter nodded weakly, tying the action in with bobbing his head to further please his partner. He doubled down on his efforts, sucking harder on what he could and blinking up at Tony with wide eyes.

It didn’t take much longer at all for the older man to get to his edge, embarrassingly enough. But Peter didn’t seem to mind. He enjoyed feeling the cock get impossibly harder and throb against his tongue.

Enjoyed it so much that he couldn’t help the whine that left him when Tony quickly pulled out.

“Sorry, honey,” Tony breathed. “Just couldn’t lose the chance for- fuck. Such a pretty picture.” He stroked himself quickly in front of the other man’s face, hips jerking as he finally reached his high.

Thick ropes of cum spurted from the tip and landed perfectly on a fucked-out Peter’s face.

A bit landed on his mouth, which he quickly licked up. But most of it went exactly where Tony had wanted it. All over those sexy glasses that just added to the beauty that was Peter.

Tony groaned as he watched and rode out his high. “Damn, Pete...yeah, that’s a pretty picture....”

“Everything you imagined it to be?” Peter asked playfully, voice rough from the fucking his throat got.

“Everything and more,” the other man told him, slowly letting go of his softening cock. “In fact- can I get a picture?”

The young man laughed softly, nodding a little. “Sure. Give you a way to remember this.”

Like either of them would ever forget it.

[kuroosluv]

in another arms- Hinata S. angst

REQUEST: Hinata walks on Tsukishima and you in a position that looks like you’re cheating, but it’s a misunderstanding and you even have a video. But he ignores you, and gives you threats to the point Tsukishima has to push him.  people in school get to know and start bullying you, so you have to move schools, and when Hinata realizes his mistake because Yams shows the video, it’s too late, you’re in Suna’s arms. - @shoyosbitchh​

ANSWER: HAHAHAH THANK YOU SO MUCH YOURE SO ORIGINAL—

Warnings: Gn!Reader, jealousy, trust issues, bullying and swearing. contains other (boys) x reader,

You were on the gym, where Tsukishima was listening to music and Yamaguchi was recording you while you simply walked, to grab a ball and toss to your 8month boyfriend, Hinata. You were walking right next to the small box with balls, that was right next to the boys, but in the way, you tripped with someone’s bag that was in the way. But instead of feeling the cold floor on your back, like you were expecting, you feel someone’s arms embracing you. You look up to see Tsukishima mildly smiling at you holding you “You’re clumsy, aren’t you?” But before you can say a word, Hinata enters the gym opening the door with a loud noise, and suddenly running next to you. You quickly get out of Tsukishima’s arms, thanking him with your look, about to turn around, but you feel Hinata’s grip on your arm. “Y/N??” He looks mad, but also devastated, as if something had happened to him. “What the hell?” He asks again. “What’s wrong Sho-?” you ask in confusion. “What do you mean “what’s wrong”!? You were literally...” he pauses for a second before continuing.”cheating on me?? In the middle of the gym!?” “Shoyo, what the hell? Why would you think that? I literally tripped.” “Yeah of course. Typical excuse, y/n.” “Hinata! Even, Yams!” An idea pops in your head “Yamaguchi was literally recording me!” “I don’t wanna know anything about you y/n.” He looks at you in a serious manner. “We’re done, and I hope you’re happy.” “You know, maybe, when the people in the school know this, you’re gonna get fucked. Everyone will know how you’re truly, just a disgusting cheater. “You feel your own face tremble in fear “shoyo, please, believe! just look at the v-“ “Shut up, you’re nothing but cheating tra-“ but before he can continue Tsukishima pushes him away from you “Hinata, the hell?” Shoyo gets up, now away from you “Bye y/n.” He says, before giving you a one last forced smile, and walking out of  the gym, leaving you devastated. “How could he believe that-?” You whisper, eyes forming tears in them. Yamaguchi slowly walks to you, hugging you lightly “hey, y/n, we will just show him the video, don’t worry.” That’s what should’ve happened, a happy ending with Shoyo like he promised you, but it was all ruined because of his trust issues.

Next day at school, you tried to localize him, but instead you ended up getting filthy words from most of your classmates “cheater” “really? She did that to shoyo?” “She’s the one who made Hinata, yes , HINATA, sad.” “Cmon let’s go, I don’t wanna be near a cheater” You tried to keep your composure, but there was a moment where the words got to you and you started crying. The words kept coming “What a crybaby” “imagine cheating and then crying” “I hope she’s having a hard time to be honest.”

The next day wasn’t a lot better, you reached Hinata, phone in hand whispering “please, just , look at the video!” but instead of him looking at it, you got pushed by some of his classmates, while he just ignored you. And that went on the whole month. Ignored by everyone, only getting horrible words, insults and even hate letters. You knew you didn’t deserve this. You didn’t do anything. It was time to move on. You blocked Hinata in everything and threw away everything related to him, and after explaining to your parents the situation, they decided to sign you up in a different school, the Inarizaki High.

You’ve been there for 4 months now, feeling finally happy, and met amazing people, like Suna. He always listened to you, cared about you and made you happy. Meanwhile, on the other hand, Hinata missed you. He talked to Yamaguchi, “how can I fix this? Maybe if I had given her another chance.” “Another chance?” Yamaguchi asks. “Don’t act like an idiot and look at this.”

He takes out the phone, showing the video. You were laughing at some joke he made, and when you bent down to pick up a ball you tripped. Hinata’s eyes widen. “Oh no, no. Please this can’t be real.” “Well it is, you owe her an apology.” Hinata tries to contact you everywhere, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, iMessages, FaceTime, Facebook. But you blocked him everywhere. There was no possibility for him to talk to you anymore.

Or at least that’s what you both thought, until Karasuno had to go to Inarizaki to play a volleyball game. You aren’t the manager, but wanted to be there, to support your now boyfriend Suna. You would try to avoid Hinata, you were tired of him anyways.

It’s finally the day of the match, and you’re with your boyfriend before it starts. You’re sitting on his lap, while he caresses your cheek adoringly, whispering sweet “I love you”s in your ear. But, then you feel a hand on your waist, thing he wasn’t used to do. With your eyes closed, you smile at the sudden attention, but open them flush when you hear your boyfriend shout “What the hell dude? Leave my girlfriend alone!” Hinata was next to you, trying to hug you while you had your eyes closed. Standing up, you cling on Suna’s arms, Hinata still standing in front of you. before whispering “sorry for this.” “it’s not your fault, don’t be sorry!” “Well, last time my ex-boyfriend told me it was my fault, I’m sorry.” “Well, last time, your boyfriend was an idiot.” And finally Hinata hears the words he was deserving, for making you suffer. At least you where in someone else’s arms now. :)

[linoshan]

DISTRICT 8

series

warnings: suggestive, violent themes, blood

“no entry other than the person concerned, this is the back door”

-

CHAN

tier 1

leader, royalty born, one of the twins

district 6 calling...

“chan! the council is calling, it seems urgent”, changbin yells, pointing at the tv monitor.

chan rolls his eyes, not even glancing his way. “tell them i’m busy” he deadpans, shaking his head as he refocuses back on his game of 8ball with felix.

“you should probably talk to them, you know how mad that wonpil guy gets when you ignore his orders”, felix states as he takes his shot, missing completely. 

chan chuckles.

he takes his cue and walks around the table, finding an angle. he leans down, focusing as he aims for the 8ball.

“..yes sir i understand, but he’s busy and-”

“seo, i see him right behind you”. changbin freezes, then sighs in defeat, moving out of the monitors frame to reveal a not-very-busy chan.

“MR BANG! WE NEED TO TALK! what you did last week was completely out of hand. the districts are a secrecy, it’s risky to act withou-”

clink!

the sound of the cue hitting the ball fills the room.

the 8ball goes in and chan smirks, finally looking up.

“you see. i completely understand that. but quite frankly.. i don’t care.”

-

FELIX

tier 2

the twins’ childhood family friend.

“what in the world happened here?” felix questions with disgust, walking around the half dozen people who are either unconscious or dead.

chan and ryujin laugh, both wiping the blood off of their favorite knives.

felix shivers at the sight. although he grew up with them, he still couldn’t bring himself to get used to the odd behavior of those two.

“what are you doing here lix”, ryujin smiles. “need something?”

“no,” felix says, still feeling disturbed. “i uh, brought cookies. i made them today because i had extra time and i-”

“chocolate chip?” chan interrupts.

“well duh what els-”

“YES!” chan exclaims, jumping up and walking right on the bodies as if they weren’t there.

felixs mouth drops. “oh my god dude.. really?!” he says in horror.

chan shrugs. “what?” he asks as felix shakes his head vigorously. chan reaches for the tin. “give me the cooki-”

“no!” felix says as he retracts it and holds it tightly to his chest. “you don’t deserve it, you.. you- ugh!”

ryujin bursts out laughing.

“what the fuck? you offered me cookies 10 seconds ago and now you’re not. i don’t get it” chan says, completely unaware of his actions.

felix stares at him with his lips parted, slowly shaking his head from side to side.

“i seriously don’t know how we’ve been friends for this long”. 

-

CHANGBIN

tier 2

chans lead man, family friends with royal family.

“the all mighty bang chan. the one they all fear. the son of the failure of a mafia leader,” the man tsked, “-right here, in front of me, wincing in pain” he laughs, turning around as if he’s going to walk away, but instead returns and lands another blow on chans jawline.

“like cmon! what is everyone so afraid of with you?” the man raises his arms in exaggerated disbelief. “what? should i bow?..” he stops to get on one knee “oh king i bow bef-”.

the sound of screaming behind him cuts him off. he turns his head to be met with a leather boot, completely knocking him out.

“took you long enough” chan said, immediately untying himself from the chair. “you know if you weren’t so hard headed, i wouldn’t have to go this far to get you out of the mansion” he says, rubbing his wrists from how previously tight the rope was.

changbin rolls his eyes. “when are you going to stop bothering me on saturday nights? we do violence shit all week. the least you could do is give me ONE night to relax”.

-

MINHO

tier 2

recruited assassin.

“stay away from her, this is your final warning” chan says, poking minhos chest before walking away.

“no”

chan halts his movements, turning around slowly.

“what did you say?” he says through his teeth, cocking his head to the side in disbelief. no one says no to chan, let alone look in his eyes without shivering in fear.

“i said no,” minho shrugs, unfolding his crossed arms and walking over to where chan stood. “your sister is her own person, she decides who she wants to be with for herself,” he says, smirking before continuing, “and by the way, she told me to tell you something if you tried to pull something like this”.

chan furrows his eyebrows, feeling his blood boil.

“she said,” he chuckles. “either you fuck off, or i fuck him”

“who do you think you ar-”

“however!” he cuts in, grinning.

“it’s a little too late for that proposition though, ain’t it?”.

-

HYUNJIN

tier 2

goodfella

( n; a gangster, member of a Mafia family.)

“hyunjin, you have 4 dead bodies around you right now and what you’re concerned about is the blood stain on your coat?”

“its about to be 5 if you don’t shut up. now hand over the stain remover stick.”

-

SEUNGMIN

tier 3 (by choice)

royalty born, cousin to the twins.

“cmon seungmin. we need your help for this one”, changbin says as he stands in the doorway of seungmins room.

“im sure chan can handle it” he says, not looking up from his book.

changbin rolls his eyes, moving to sit on his bed. seungmin furrows his eyebrows at the action.

“your cousin is stubborn. he just wants to act on it but we don’t even know the exact location, how much men are gonna be there, if they’re armed-”

“ok? why are you telling me this. i don’t care. i already told everyone im not about this kind of life”. seungmin says, taking off his round glasses in frustration.

“i know you aren’t. but we really need you for this one. we’re bringing the rookies for this job and i wouldn’t want them to go in blind like this”, changbin sighs.

he hands an ipad over to seungmin. “heres all the info we have about this gang. help us out. please”.

seungmins face softens at the sound of his plead.

great. now he feels guilty.

“fuck”. he groans, taking the ipad from the mans hand as he reaches back for his glasses. he puts them on and quickly swipes through the leads and notes taken by watchmen.

after a minute, changbin slowly stands up.

“thank you. i appreciate this a lot, we all do, especially the twins.. even if they don’t show it”. he looks up to see seungmin not listening, eyes glued to the screen. he sighs with a nod at the sight. “ok, just call me when your done, i’ll be in the-”

“monday, bayside harbor. at exactly 9:34pm. when you get there, there will be 6 guards at the east gate and 4 men by the pier. a shipment is coming in. lethal weapons. make sure they don’t leave with them, it’s most likely going to be used against us”. seungmin says, handing the ipad back over. “now leave. close the door behind you”.

-

JEONGIN

tier 3

just discovered as part of the royal family. clueless to his importance.

*at shipment dock

“yeah. its settled, the tier 3′s and rookies are transferring the weapons to our carrier now”, changbin says to chan on the phone as he looks around the area.

jeongin sighs, turning to jisung. “i can’t wait till i tier up. im getting tired of just transferring heavy boxes from one truck to another” he huffs.

“dude id rather be here then out with 2′s killing people everyday” jisung says, scrunching up his face. “plus.. usually ryujin comes and brings the district 5 girls to transfer locations to overlook everything. thats a win-win to me” jisung grins.

“district 5 girls?” jeongin asks.

jisung mouth drops open. “you’ve never met the district 5 girls? they’re so hot bro”.

jeongin shakes his head, continuing doing his job. “no i haven’t. but i know it’s in the rules that we shouldn’t-”

“hey boys”, yuna interrupts, a smirk evident in her voice.

jeongin turns to where the sound came from, dropping his box at the sight.

-

JISUNG

rookie

unexperienced, mysteriously recruited by chan himself

“why the fuck are there so much rules anyway? fuck the rules! aren’t we like the rebellious criminals of society?? what kind of cool badass criminal follows rules. rules are stupid. rules are pointle-”

“you do understand the serious circumstances you’re under to be here? all these rules are here to protect our circle. if you don’t want to follow the rules then fine. but that’s your fate, not mine or my families.” chan says with all seriousness.

jisung sighs.

“can you stop speaking so medieval? this is a MAFIA not ancient rome”.

“