#fuck it we ball ���

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[i-am-totally-not-a-lizard]

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

[mariorsomething]

Oh yes, you'll be buried with it

[ariespsyche]

shotgunning shenanigans

[claypigeonpottery]

my friend mentioned armadillos and this immediately popped into my head for some reason

[sabertoothwalrus]

does science experiments on you (homoerotically)

[galaxyspeaking]

He’s filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

[theburgertv]

i watched the first parkour civilization movie and its like. 2 hours of youtube shorts tied together. its so funny, they reestablish the plot like 200 times throughout the whole move. everyone's ego is beyond fragile and no one has ever heard of a 360 jump or a backwards jump somehow

[hmyrine]

"..but I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret." he served so much cunt

[cyphertronix]

Stanley Pines lyric PMV bc I think he’s neat :]

EDIT: YouTube link!

[koushuwu]

[hobgoblinbard]

All caught up on the latest episode & now I just have to be delulu for a month to stay sane :)

[clouvu]

Casual sparring practice ⚔️

[thejumbers]

dan, we can bring him back to life

[sapsolace]

obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]