#fuck france and fuck these refs

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

End Game

Ginny Weasley is playing for Great Britain's Quidditch Team in the first round of the World Cup. This is her fanbase's reaction to it.

Read on Ao3 here

yes this was orignally already posted on tumblr back in November, but now it is on Ao3

[goldenstarprincesses]

A. Kirkland- Pitbrow Woman, '81

In the last month or so, my interest in nyo!England has blossomed. Yet, I have long disliked the canon stylization of the character.

Ms. Alice Kirkland has never been one to shy away from physical labor or the harsh realties of her own people. Even at the height of her international power, it was rare that- unless directly requested by the monarch or prime minster- that she lived among the aristocrats for long periods of time. A stark difference between her and her French counterpart. While her rebellious days as a sailor were behind her, throughout the 1800s it was not uncommon to find her either in the mines, in a factory, or tending to her own country estate farm.

References and Inspirations bellow cut, Programs used: MS Paint and Krita

I could not have done any of this without these references.

[jyeeel]

ok just watched the france south africa rugby game i swear everyone just want france to lose like let us win and stop paying the ref you bitch

[azzibuckets]

justice for coco gauff. both the umpire and the ref are so fucking stupid, and the fact that this is in paris/france which is known to be racist to poc…can’t help but feel like there’s some bias

[ugotcooneycrossed]

Could I request a Steph Catley one where reader is the one who finally puts an end to that never ending penalty shootout and she scores the winning goal? And Steph is just so so proud of her girl? Thank you!

this game has you stressed- like, gripping your seat, sweating profusely, and feeling about two seconds away from passing away.

the blanket you once had on to battle the cold weather thrown haphazardly away as you get hotter and your adrenalin runs rampant.

tony squats in front if you and blocks the view of the field.

"im sending you on in a bit get ready."

you jump up without another word, and start to warm up along the length of the field- not taking your eyes off the game.

finally, your opportunity to come arrives and you hug raso as you jog onto the pitch in her place.

you give it you all the rest of the game and when the whistle blows in extra time and the score nil - nil you try to calm your breathing.

penaltys

you watch goals go in for both france and australia- you watch both macca and the french keeper save goals.

and you watch watch the tie hold itself steady for so long.

"fuck yes macca!"

you scream, as she saves frances chance to take it.

and you watch as the ref urges one of you to step up to take the next one.

steph pulls everyone in for a quick chat and without thinking you butt in before she can speak.

"i'll do it."

"what?"

"let me do it."

"okay."

you set off without a thought- nerves building. the crowd sounds about fifteen times louder as you set the ball down.

and step back- one, two, three, four.

you take a deep breath- shoulders relaxing, you drown out the sounds in the stadium and focus on the ball.

you run up, and watch the ball soar through the air before the sound of it hitting the back of the net- and the uproar of the crowd breaks out.

you take off running, screaming and jumping in the air- and the first person to get to you is steph.

she holds your face in her hands- tears in her eyes. the girls jump on both of you and you wince when ellie screams in your ear that macca is coming to join.

"im so, so proud of you."

steph kisses you softly hidden in the middle of the huddle- and you kiss her back.

"couldn't do it without you."

[sometimeswritingsometimesdying]

as we draw near the release of the next issue here's my list of (not completely serious) sweet sixteen predictions:

jesse and nicholas fight that feels really brotherly even if they don't know yet. i'm saying hair-yanking, kicking shins, fingers in the face. they're playing fully unfair.

seiji gets benched and they put nicholas in instead of him (way back there was a panel about how the closer should never be replaced by the reserve....... foreshadowing perhaps?)

this leads to seiji complimenting nicholas and NOW we get nicholas realizing he has a crush too (this either spurs him on during the next bout or causes him to have a crisis)

seiji and marcus sweet moment where marcus compliments seiji and it actually means something to him because he was his idol as a kid

harvard gets to say fuck, aiden engages in more internal turmoil than normal

confirmation (as far as there has been the implication) that aiden and nate are exes and everything that comes with that

we discover whether robert coste knows about nicholas or not (my bet is on not) but jesse doesn't find out in this issue

we get some kind of insight on jesse's relationship with fencing (whether he's just a natural talent, it's just for the family, or is as obsessed with it as seiji, ect)

kyle somehow fucks shit up bad. or he has a really funny one liner. like either he's fundamental to the plot of this issue or he's just there to look back and forth between jesse and nick going "oh what the hell"

ok but seriously: harvard and marcel will probably speak during the tournament and aiden will fuck shit up either for himself or others, mayhaps along with someone actually getting him to talk

someone who's not a trusted adult discovers nicholas's relation to the costes (bobby, aiden, or kyle?) and it either gets out, so nick deals with the fallout of that, or they have the moral dilemma of telling someone (coach, robert, or perhaps nick himself)

williams/lewis crumbs lol

haiden kiss. for me specifically. it won't happen but i so wish that it would. and if it does happen it should give us insight on why aiden refuses to apply himself to fencing and harvard's relationship with being captain and responsibility, and they should be deeply troubled and shaken up by it

some more insight on nicholas's dynamic with his mom and maybe information he has about her and robert's relationship?

for the giggles: team finds out seiji never celebrated his 16th because he was in france, so they set up a little celebration for him (hence "sweet sixteen") (this is my favorite one out of all of these) (i have many emotions about seiji being in france, alone, for a year)

last but not least: someone gets carded at least once and someone yells at the refs (happens without fail at every team comp)

[yeeterthek33per]

Til It's Done(Steph x Caitlin x Reader)

A/n In light of one very exciting result just hours ago 👀. (You'll bounce back part 3)

Your heart was racing. You'd been waiting for this moment. The green pitch is primed and feels almost both pillowy yet hard beneath your studs.

You finally get to play again, the injury having dragged you back from this moment since the game against Ireland.

Tony definitely did not want to risk injuring you any further either.

The crowd was ecstatic, and the noise resonated loudly around you as the board was lifted. Mini's number in red, yours in green. The crowd grew louder with yells of excitement, thankfulness, and congratulations for the midfielder as she jogged off towards you, a proud but exhausted look on her face.

She'd had an amazing 110 minutes, but she was exhausted, and it was showing, so Tony sent you on. You jog on, listening to the fans in the thousands, letting the screams and whistles fill your veins with adrenaline, letting the blood in them pump faster with every boot fall.

The other girls around you nod at you as you pass them to fill Katrina's spot in centre defence. Neither team has scored yet, but they were all buzzing for it. Everything was electric, the air, the noise, the pitch with every slide, Caitlin's eyes as they met yours when you made a run to cross it to her.

You worry for Steph when a particularly hard block on her part sends the attacker into her calf, and she's limping as she gets back up again.

The minutes tick down, and the Matildas are left with just four minutes of stoppage time, and all you can do is focus on keeping out the french strikers.

In the end, it goes to penalties, and you're selected as one of the one for one backup shots.

It's France who gets to shoot first. The air is tense as Macca stands silent and cold, waiting for the first move. The whistle blows to sound the start of the first penalty. And...

She's saved it!

The lineup on the quarter is bouncing, cheering, and screaming for Mackenzie as she celebrates the save.

"That's our fucking brick wall!" You scream out.

The save is signalled, and the goalkeeper for France lines up next. It's Caitlin taking the shot. You yell out to her, "C'mon Cait! you got this, babe!"

She's stoic in her stance, keeping her eyes only on the ball. The whistle. She steps up. She runs, and she lets it loose on the goal.

It's in, and you scream as loud as the crowd when it hits the net. "Yeah, baby!!" Steph, beside you is screaming just as loud.

It goes goal for goal, and your heart breaks slightly for Steph when her shot is saved. And when you score yours, your girlfriends join you in cheering as you run back to the lineup. You're cheering until Mackenzie makes another save, but the team is taken from their cheers when the ref orders the penalty to be retaken. Macca had stepped off her line.

It's only when she makes the save again that you're testing your vocal chords once again. She gives a smartass look to the ref, basically asking if she'd count this one. When it's counted, she's out, and the other goalkeeper is back in. The shot is saved.

It's when Courtnee steps up to take hers, the air shifts, and the desparation sets in. But she's calm and collected, and it's the moment you know she's going to score. It feels like a do or die moment. Her eyes are set on the ball. She takes a slow and calm run up.

You can barely register the victorious shrieks and screams of your teammates over the roar of the forty-nine thousand strong crowd as you all sprint towards Viney when she takes a run towards the team. The sound of the ball hitting the net had never been more relieving and vindicating at the same time. You watch as your family jumps to meet the girl in a huge screaming hug.

When the group disperses enough for you to tuck the ginger haired girl under your arm, you do. She's almost in tears, shaking and bouncing around in your hold as you pull her in to hug her tight, all but yelling into her ear.

"You fucking did it Court! You won the quarters for us!"

She laughs, shaking her head against your shoulder. "You scored first!" is her answer.

It's then that you feel a small body launch itself onto your back. And you realize it's Mini as she screams into your ear. "Rocky! My girl, beautiful goal!" Your arms hold her legs as you run around the group with her on your back. Courtnee laughs at the two of you before she's enveloped by another one of your teammates.

Mini is cheering from her spot on you, and she stays there while you all make your rounds of the pitch, thanking the fans. Getting them going by throwing her arms in the air, Mini is practically vibrating against you, despite her level of tiredness. When your mom jumps off you, it's Charli that envelopes you, arm stiffly around your neck, holding you down for another noogy, as she yells her excitement. You push her away, grinning as you chase after her, trying to get her back and then you're caught by the waist. When you look up, it's your brunette defender who pulls you into her tight.

You immediately latch onto Steph, arms wrapping up around her shoulders, face buried in the crook of her neck. She rocks both of you back and forth, foot to foot, and you're left giggling as she presses soft kisses against your skin. Your hands rub her back softly as you pull away and look up at her. There's a shine to her eyes and you can't help the tears that slowly well up to join hers.

"We did it Baby, we're through."

"We did puddin', we're onto the semis." It's said in a high-pitched tone, the level of excitement shooting through both of your voices, causing voice cracks. She leans her forehead against yours.

Caitlin then appears behind you, her familiar hand resting on your lower back as she kisses your temple and tucks her face into Stephs shoulder. You all stand there for a moment, processing, letting the environment of the pitch fill you all with a phenomenal level of adrenaline.

Despite the both of them playing the full one hudree and twenty minutes, they pull you between them, arms around your shoulders as they guide you to the family and friends section, and you take off in a run from under them to go see Harper, who's being thrown into air by a grinning Charli, along with Katrina who's keeping a very stern eye on the girl.

You hug Katrina and then get pulled to the barriers and embraced tightly by her Mum, who whispers how proud she is of all of you.

You can hear Harper giggling and squealing behind you as she's being held by Charli. You turn to watch them with a bright smile, and Harper is being tickled at and kissed on the cheeks by Mini and the defender.

"Mummy noooo." More giggling ensues. "Cha cha!"

She eventually is allowed to settle a little, and she spots you next to Linda. She's quick to reach out for you. "Rocky!" "Harps!" You walk towards her arms out, and Charli hands her over with a playful gasp of betrayal. "Rocky!"

Harpers little arms wrap tightly around your neck as she gives you a playful kiss to the forehead, or her version of it at least. She kisses her hand and then smacks it against your forehead, which never fails to make you laugh, and you can see Charli giggling at the two of you.

You look for Mini and can see her leaning back against the barrier. She's watching the three of you with a teary-eyed look in her eyes. You smile softly at her. She's in mum mode.

"Uh oh, look out, Here comes the tickle monster, she's gonna eat you!!" You growl playfully, and your right hand comes up to tickle her, and you give a cheeky "om nom nom nom" against her cheek. She's squealing and writhing in your grasp. "Not da tickle monsta! Mummy! Come save me!"

"Yeah, mummy, come save Harps!" You chuckle as you scatter kisses all over her face. She's giving light smacks to your face now. And you laugh as you walk over to Katrina and her mother, and Harper is fast to jump out of your arms and into her Mum's.

Katrina pulls you back into her when Linda has Harper in her arms. She's holding you tight, and she's buried her face in your shoulder. You can feel her just about shaking as you hold her tightly, knowing she's probably just a bit overwhelmed seeing you and Charli be so good with her little girl.

After all, it'd only been a couple of years ago that she'd practically been on her own before you came in. Your hand rubs soft circles on her back. When she does let go, there's a few tears staining her cheeks, and your heart just about melts at the sight. You kiss her temple and mumble against it as you hold her a bit longer.

"You and Harps deserve this more than anything, I'll never be more grateful to have found you guys when I did. Hell, you've been a better mum to me than my own. Miles better."

You just about send yourself into tears again. After all, it wasn't a lie, Katrina, Linda, Harper, Charli, and now Clara had all been the best family to you.

She caresses your cheek softly and pulls you down to kiss your forehead. You quickly wipe at the tears. Katrina gestures subtly behind you, and you look back to see your girls watching you, eyes shining with love and something else you can't quite tell.

Though apparently Mini can, because she just laughs at your almost confused but affectionate gaze back at them. "I think they might be experiencing a little baby fever there, Rocky."

The thought has you blushing slightly, but you grin regardless and look back at Steph and Caitlin. They're engaged in conversation, but every so often, they're caught staring back at you, and you give them both a soft smile each time they do.

You walk over to your best friend, proud of her, for finally making it back into the game, and obviously for scoring. Your arm wraps around her shoulders as she stands, chatting away with her sister and Kristie.

Her sister hugs you, congratulating you, having been one to save your butt many times in your earlier years. And so does Kristie, the midfielder, having spent quite a bit of time with you and your girlfriends.

"Hey, Y/n, congrats on the win, I'm proud of you and Sam for making it back to play again." You can see Sam just about melt again because knowing them both, Kristie's already said it a million times, but she still grins like an idiot in love.

You rib her slightly, and thank Kristie. "She's melting here. It's gross. I'm gonna go find Ellie and Rass to see if they're out of energy yet."

Sam gets a mock offended look on her face. "Excuse me! You three are the ones that kept the rest of us up for three hours after we got back to the hotel-."

"Bye Sam!!!!"

You glance back to see Kristie laughing, shaking her head at the now huffing and pouting Sam.

You jog over to Ellie and jump on her back. "Oui oui bish!"

"Oi, shitbag! Off!" She doesn't actually drop you, though, and you pat her on the cheek as she attempts to headbutt you. You just barely dodge her head and try to jump off her again but she just drops both of you to the ground instead.

You groan when she lands on you, the back of her head hitting you in the ribs. "Idiot." You smack her arm and push her off you, and she laughs and takes off in a run, and you chase after her. It's only when the final call for the players to return the locker room begins that you stop chasing her and give her the 'I'm watching you' hand gesture.

She pokes her tongue out at you, and you both walk down the corridor away from the bright stadium lights and the buzzing air of the fans. You're one of the last ones into the hall, and when you're away from the cameras around the corner, you feel a hand grab you and pull you away from the locker room entryway and into a small utility closet. It's Steph, obviously on her own, considering Caitlin had long been yanked away to do media duty this time.

"Hey, pretty girl."

"Hi." You give a small grin with a nose scrunch as you're pressed back into the door. You hum when she kisses you, hands finding your waist, yours rest on her shoulder and neck, pulling her closer to you.

She deepens the kiss, tongue passing along your bottom lip and you groan when she squeezes you further against the door, leg pressing yours apart.

Before she can get too far, though, there's a loud banging on the door. "Hey, you two! Better get out of there before we dob you in to Tony, god knows you won't be rooming together ever again if you keep this up." It's Sam's voice coming through the door. Steph grumbles as her head finds your shoulder. You laugh, patting her back. "C'mon baby, we better get back."

You open the door, and Sam's standing there leant against the wall and grabs you by the elbow, dragging you back to the locker room. "C'mon, go shower, you're gonna make us late." She's practically shooing you into the showers.

"You tryna see something, Sammy? All you had to do was ask, it'll cost ya, though." You yell behind your shoulder at her causing the remaining girls to erupt into laughter.

She fires back, though, "Nah, I should get to see that shit for free. I'm your best friend, mate, go on then!" You poke your tongue out at her and toss your shirt at her as you pull it off and head into a stall.

You can hear her cheering playfully from outside the bathrooms. "Ayyy, let's go, look out, Stephy. Imma steal your girl." She turns to the defender who's just about to head for her own shower.

It must be Caitlin who walks in finally because you can hear her yell out to the other striker. "Oi Sam, you better not be, I'll fight you!"

Sam's laughing as she fires back "C'mon then!" There's sounds of a small playful tussle and laughing as they wrestle. A victorious "Ha!" Is yelled out and a "Alright. Alright. Alright! You win Cait, chill!"

A huff of victory and footsteps approach the stalls. "You hear that babe, you're mine now!" You can only laugh with a head shake, "Sure, baby, whatever you say!" The idiots.

Caitlin jumps into her shower stall, and you finish up in your own. Before you know it, exhaustion sets in as you pile onto the bus, still waiting for the last few stragglers to get on.

You're sat next Steph, head laid on her shoulder, her hand resting on your thigh comfortingly, thumb gently caressing it. Finally, the last of the girls are on, and the bus leaves to go to the hotel.

The girls start their chants as usual, singing and cheering when Lydia gets up to get them going more. You're cheering with them as well, albeit not as energetically.

Steph's urging your head back to her shoulder by the end of it. She can tell you're tiring quickly, and she doesn't blame you. She's ready to zonk out herself.

Caitlin is sitting beside Alanna one row back across the aisle. She's laughing and joking and prodding at the centre back beside her.

Occasionally, she's watching you both, knowing the both of you are exhausted, and most likely will pass out on the bus before it's reached it's destination, knowing she'll have to carry one of you up to either of your rooms.

The pride in her chest still hasn't quite registered with her. You guys were through to the semi's. It's never felt more unbelievable for her. It's like a fever dream, but one that she spent 120 minutes running around, kicking a ball, in.

And she's gotten to spend it with most if not all of the most important people in her life. You, Steph, her family, both biolgical and unofficially adopted. Her best friends. The people she cared for the most.

Caitlin knows she's ridiculously in deep with both you and Steph. She wants to have a family with you both. She wants you both forever.

Whether that could be reciprocated was unknown to her, and to be honest, she was nervous at the thought that you or Steph might not want the same. Lord knows you both were so good kids. Your family you'd made for yourself in Katrina and Co. is a testment to that.

Now that she thinks about it, she'd never really spoken about kids with you or Steph. The topic might’ve come up when she wasn't there, but as far as she knew, it just wasn't something on your minds at the moment. Not that she blamed you. You're all in the midst of your footballing careers, kids just aren't on your minds.

At that, she's confused about why she's suddenly thinking about having kids. Was it about earlier? Watching you and Harper had certainly given her something to have heart eyes for.

And she'd watched Mini lean over to you and gesture in her and Steph's direction, whispering to you and watching as your face turned red with a massive grin.

Was that it? Did Katrina know what she was thinking about? Was Steph watching you, too? She'd noticed her looking in your direction as well. Of course, she hadn't explicitly seen her expression, though. God, she was off on a ramble in her own head tonight.

It's only when she feels Lans beside her slump onto her shoulder, exhaustion finally getting the better of the taller girl, that she realises she's been staring at you both for most of the ride. It looks like the bus was now only a few minutes from the hotel, so she packs anything extra back into her bag, getting ready to wake Alanna up again when the bus has stopped.

You've all arrived at the hotel when Steph is slightly jolted awake, her head having been leant against yours, which was rested on her shoulder. Caitlin stands in the aisle beside you both.

"C'mon, you two, let's get going. The quicker we get off this bus, the quicker we get off." It's said with a joking wink, and the older of the two rolls her eyes slightly with an amused smile pulling at her lips.

Steph nudges at you gently, you groan softly, stirring finally. Caitlin leans over, kissing your temple slightly. "C'mon sleepyhead, let's go." You grumble as Steph removes her arm from around you as she pulls you to stand with her.

They both guide you off the bus with your bags in tow and lead you into the hotel and up to your rooms. At first, they tried to leave you in your shared room with Mini, but come to realise you'd left your keycard with the older woman and you didn't wanna wake her to get in after she'd already left the bus as one of the first off in time to put Harper to bed again.

So they tuck you in in their room instead, and you cling to them while they try to leave you to go and change. You whine sleepily that you want your cuddlers to stay with you.

They chuckle softly, and instead, Caitlin stays in the bed with you while Steph changes and then latches you on to the defender while she changes. They both urge you out of your own clothing, with you not failing to make tired jokes at them.

"Take me out to dinner first.." It's slurred slightly, and you lightly smack at their hands when they finally get a hold of your joggers.

After a long and slow process, you're in a pair of Caitlin's boxers, and one of her old nike shirts that Steph is pretty sure was stolen from you anyway.

Come midnight, and you're in dead sleep between your two girls. Steph is fast asleep, buried into your back, and Caitlin is, for some reason, wide awake. For god's sake, she just played a hundred and twenty minutes. One would think she'd be dead asleep like the rest of the team most likely is.

She just can't get her mind to relax long enough to let her drift off, though, and she ends up on her back, her arm still under you, staring up at the ceiling. She knows she can't be tossing and turning either. She doesn't want to disturb either of your sleep.

There's nothing specific that's keeping her up. It's just a mixture of everything. The semi-final in three days, the fact that she can't sleep, the two fast asleep athletes that she loves more than anything and now is suddenly thinking about kids with.

So she slips out from underneath you, careful to make sure neither of you stir awake at her ministrations. And she slips out of the room, gently letting the door click shut. She slips down the stairs and out the back door into the cool night air, surrounded by dumpsters in a small alleyway.

She takes a small walk out into the calmer, less busy streets of Brisbane.

Caitlin knows this is stupid. And dangerous. Probably. Walking alone in a massive city, where anyone could recognize her. Or even just being out here this late as a person in general that's on their own.

But the cool air calms her, and she keeps moving so not as to stay still for too long. She ends up circling a few city blocks. And it's been an hour since she left when she realizes she's left her phone behind. Dumbass. She thinks. She makes her way back into the hotel, swiftly avoiding security guards so as not to grab their attention this late, and she climbs the stairs back up to your room.

Caitlin knows she's in trouble when she can see Steph sitting awake on the bed, you still fast asleep beside her.

"Cait, what the hell? Where'd you go? I woke up thirty minutes ago, and the bed was cold on your side." It's said in a quiet but harsh whisper as she gets up from the bed slowly so as not to wake you.

Caitlin winces, and they both walk into the bathroom and shut the door, still whispering to keep it quiet.

"Sorry, Steph, I couldn't sleep. My head just wasn't stopping tonight. I went out for a walk."

Steph gives her an incredulous look.

"A walk.. you went on a walk in the early hours of the morning.. in brisbane.. on your own.. without your phone.."

Silence for a few seconds before Caitlin slightly nods.

She cops a slap to the arm.

"Are you fucking insane? What if you'd gotten hurt or run over or god knows what? We had no idea where you were or where you'd gone to." It's a little louder this time, but it's still a whisper.

"I know. I know. I'm sorry, It wasn't intentional for the phone part, I was just gonna step outside for a few, honest. But then I started walking, and I ended up a few blocks down the road and walked the long way back "

Steph rubs at her face.

"Cait, I know you're an adult, you know that too. But you know you can't do shit like that. You had me worried. God forbid Y/n woke up while you weren't here, or you'd really be in trouble."

Caitlin's shoulders sag with a sigh as she ducks her head.

"I know, baby, I'm sorry, I didn't wanna wake you guys or worry you with anything. I know you guys are worrying about the exact same stuff as I am. Just, my thoughts wouldn't settle."

Steph lifts her chin up to look into her eyes with two fingers, her other hand resting on her shoulder.

"What's going on with you? You've been off since you got on the bus. Don't think I couldn't tell. You weren't as noisy as you normally are, even after a game like that."

"You're gonna think it's weird or stupid."

"Cait.. it's bothering you enough to keep you awake and make you wanna get out of bed at one in the morning. It's obviously not stupid, and honestly, nothing could be weird with you at this point."

"It's not bothering me so much as it is just taking up space in my head is all."

Steph gives her a look, telling her to continue but not rushing her.

"I just... was contemplating how our future might go.. the thing that happened earlier.."

Steph's brow furrows for a moment and then her expression softens.

"You mean.. after the game, where Mini caught us watching Y/n with Harper?"

It takes a moment, Caitlin looks away from Stephs gaze and nods slightly. The older girl is quick to pull her gaze back with a duck of her own head in that direction.

"You were thinking about us? And potential.. outcomes? What it might mean for us?"

Again, she nods slightly.

"I was just thinking about whether you guys were actually interested in that or if we'd even stay together like that. Like I have no reason to doubt it, but we've spoken about it, and it had me worried. Were you guys actually wanting to do that in the future. I know it's way too early to decide any of that, especially without careers and just... yeah."

Steph's grinning now, and she pulls the girl into a tight hug, burying her face into the strikers neck arms around her shoulders. Caitlin relaxes and does the same, arms around her waist, nose buried in the girls hair.

"Baby, I know this is important to you. I can guarantee you that there's no way I won't ever want kids. I can't speak on our girls' behalf either, but I do see that longing in her eyes every time she sees one of us with our nieces and nephews, though. I mean, the look she gave you when you were mucking around with Sam's nephews. God, I think she was ready to drop to one knee in front of us that day. Nearly had me thinking she was going to when she walked up to you afterwards, too."

Caitlin's now smiling and nods as she pulls away, quickly wiping at any stray tears that may have escaped.

She let's out a shaky breath. "Okay. Yeah. That's definitely good to know then. I'm really glad." Steph pulls away and rubs at her shoulders and then leans in to press a small kiss to her lips.

She reciprocates, and then they both slip out of the bathroom again. Finding you still dead asleep on the matress, curled up beneath the quilt which you'd tightly wrapped around yourself, and they both melt at the sight.

They both wrap themselves back around you, and Caitlin finally feels the weight of the day shift away from her as she holds both you and Steph in her arms. She manages to slip into sleep with ease, Steph quickly joining her.

The next morning, you're all awoken by your alarm set for a half hour before breakfast and the usual morning walk.

It takes another twenty before you're even able to coax the other two away from the bed and into clothing to start the morning, Caitlin more so than usual.

"Seriously, did you guys not sleep last night? You're never this tired of a morning."

"We're okay, bubs. Cait here just had a few laps of the hotel to try and calm her brain a bit about the upcoming game. Didn't wanna let her go on her own, so I did some with her."

Caitlin gives Steph a grateful look as you shake your head at the pair.

"I know it's a big game, but we've got this. Just focus one day at a time, yeah? Recovery first."

She nods at you and Steph nods in agreement.

"One day at a time, pretty girl."

"Til it's done." There's a playful wink behind it, leaving you half groaning at her.

"C'mon, you dorks, I'm starving."

You see Caitlin go to make a comment, and you immediately slap a hand over her mouth.

"No."

She pouts beneath your palm, and you drag them both down to get ready for the day ahead.

[chimkinnuget]

Staticpuzzles Headcanons: Wedding Edition!

Who will be the one who proposes?

Who will the bride?

Who will be the groom?

What kind of wedding cake will they get?

Will any of the SMG4 members fill in any of the other roles?

What is their honeymoon like?

OOOOOOOOH I LIKE TIS ONEE

-Vox would 100% be the one who proposes. idk man I feel like Mr. Puzzles would have tried like once but he kept fumbling and accidentally lost the ring so he gave up. a week late Vox proposed LMAO

-Mr. Puzzles is the bride frfr he would DEFINITELY dress up alllll extravagant like in a fucking BALLGOWN and feel like a pretty princess the whole time. meanwhile Vox is just in a really simple suit. (The bride and the ugly ass groom /ref)

-hmmmmm thats a hard oneee. I feel like they would do like a split cake: a third chocolate, a third vanilla, and a third strawberry.

-smg3 was the flower boy. its hilarious and Mr. Puzzles had to BEG smg4 to convince him and was somehow successful. Smg3 was NOT happy at all

-typical honeymoon in france. Mr. Puzzles had always wanted to go and ended up convincing Vox to go. they had a blast and were extremely lovey dovey the entire time :3

(also, did you mean to send the second ask? it has similar questions so I was just curious)

[tonydaddingham]

✨ episode 1/2 - running commentary✨

- ok so im slightly disappointed that it's the eps i watched in the screening BUT IM DETERMINED TO LOVE IT ANYWAY SO WE REMAIN OPTIMISTIC AND WE MOVE~~

- angel crowley is so young and innocent my poor boy he's been through so much

- like now im watching it, it feels like putting it in a cinema was a Bad Choice and maybe that's why I didn't like it??? it feels way more authentic and cosy on tv

- im sorry but crowley sounds like such an old man in the park scene, "frozen peas... it's good for them too🙂"

- seriously this is so much more palatable on tv format i can't get over it

- OH MAGGIE I LOVE YOU

- aziraphale god bless ur little cotton socks

- god crowley's legs got me SWEATIN

- ugh crowleys hand in the cafe is so FRUITY

- lmao "purely selfish action" aziraphale is so self aware and I love it

- no im sorry but goob is the fucking star of the show you cannot change my mind but dialogue and delivery wise he is currently CARRYING

- Dartmoor mention had me creasing, that's literally on my doorstep

- aziraphale's bitchy ass face then he sits down in the backroom honestly watered my crops and healed nature

- okay im sorry but the dialogue is still a little off for me I won't lie💀

- beelzebub's accent is just 😘👌 perfect, but equally feel like they'd be perfect in a production of oliver

- god believe me i feel for nina but... I... do not like her, and they are NOT suited for each other at all

- I LEARNT MY PASSION IN THE GOOD OLD FASHIONED SCHOOL OF LOVER BOYS

- that dance is so low effort I'm sorry it should have been the macarena or cha cha slide

- crowley's bow tho is so hot he's so graceful he looks like a swan

- and yeah the refs to the other years that aziraphale did the dance is GIVING ME HEART PALPITATIONS ugh

- he and goob are like cats on a hot tin roof like IMMEDIATE hissing vibes

- lmao ok so that episode does end there then... such a weird ending im sorry but yeah let's fully retract the alternate episode theory (but @prime you need to hire me for s3 just a thought bc 👀)

- anyway ep2 I'm sorry but the angelic herald speech thing is cute and funny but also so cringe hmmm

- gabriel is lord farquaad ugh

- I HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS IS A COMEDY UGH but i miss the slightly serious undertones in s1 sob god I hope they come back later on

- UGH THE TURTLENECK🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

- shax is mommy I don't make the rules

- I noted it in the screening but angel wings for earrings, Maggie????

- nice job on the lie aziraphale well done once again making excellent choices you're so smart and valid (utter moron)

- "SOUNDS A BIT UNLIKELY" LMAO GET FUCKED CROWLEY

- oh goob you really are going through it my bby I love u

- crowley's face after may god forgive you KILLS ME this scene is honestly the stand out one in both ep1 and ep2 if you ask me

- TY TY TY god bless u but you also make me so uncomfortable

- jobs youngest kid truly gives me life

- lmao the fact that aziraphale does actually recognise when crowley tempts him is hilarious tho bc he just conveniently disregards it by the bench scene in s1 hmmm character development or character regression WHO KNOWS

- ok no I'm sorry but the mukbang scene is so unnecessary and uncomfortable

- "whack the kids" honestly the best line of this scene imo, but upon reflection and rewatching it, crowley's demeanour is rather heartbreaking whilst he's reclined getting ratted

- FRANCES FRANCES FRANCES ✨💓

- 'but just to be able to ask the question' UGH CROWLEY STOP

- lmao shoemaking and obstetrics what a combo god bless

- THEY CAN ARRIVE AT ANY SIZE lmao and Michael is too sharp for their own good... but I do hate that gabriel is utterly inept, he came across as cruel and calculating if a little ignorant in s1 but not this comedically stupid

- "yes I bloody am" TY MY LOVE

- Michael sheen and David Tennant deserve nominations for the children swap scene alone, imo the strongest bit of acting in the ep im sorry 'you have my word as an angel' KILL ME

- why is nina obsessed with crowley, like I get it babes but also why

- THEY ARE SO MARRIED MT PARTNER AND I ARGUE OVER THE CAR ALWAYS "our car" LMAO 💀💀💀

- ✨✨✨IT WAS A NICE DAY, ALL THE DAYS HAD BEEN NICE✨✨✨

- ok the rock scene is so much more emotional on tv, so much better

OKAY RIGHT EP3 LETS HAVE ITTTTT

[retrobr]

Lazytown Shenanigans pt. 2

So this time I've watched two episodes in a row: "Sportacus Saves the Toys" and "The Lazy Cup." I can't say that I liked both of the episodes, but they weren't bad either lmaoo. And, well, I think I liked the "Sportacus Saves the Toys" episode more than "The Lazy Cup"

So,

"Sportacus Saves the Toys."

In the first of the above-mentioned episodes, there were – holy moly – some new locations, even despite the fact that they weren't shown for too long. I liked that China and France looked somewhat identical to Lazytown, like they looked funky and colorful as well as Lazytown, u know

This episode made me feel a little bad for Ziggy tbh. I mean, Ziggy is one of my favorite characters; he has a very sweet (badum-tss) and kind personality. I live for this kind of character who is mostly cheerful and happy about everything in their life. And this episode was one of those in which someone ruined his mood, so that made me feel sad. I am sad /ref

And it was Stingy and Stephanie again who did that, just like in the "Ziggy's Alien" episode. Bruh why are they doing that to my boy :(

OH AND ZIGGY'S AND SPORTACUS' "FAMILY BONDING." I fucking adore their interaction, and I fucking love when Sportacus tries to cheer Ziggy up. I just can't do it anymore why are they so adorable 🥺 But then Stingy and Stephanie (mostly Stingy. All the blame is on him /j) ruined his happy mood once again. DAMN WHY JUST WHY ARRERGH-

A few words about Stingy. My God, he can't even play peacefully without proving that things belong to him. BRO UM JUST PLAY NORMALLY, GODDAMMIT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?? Holy chimichangas, he even took all the sunscreen for himself, what the hell, seriously.... I just despise him at this point, but I can't help myself. He's just annoying.

Anyways. Milford and Bessie were adorable, as always. Can't help but smile like a dork when I see them interacting 🥺

And for goodness sake let Robbie rest and eep!! I can't say that much about him because, well, he was acting silly again as always, so yeah. But the machine that he built was a TOTAL MONSTROSITY. I would've shit myself if I saw that thing walking towards me omg 😭 /hj

And, finally, the "grab my hand" line. Nothing much to say because I'm shaking fiercely like a small pathetic chihuahua..... these dorks are going to be the end for me fr.

"The Lazy Cup."

Well, um, that was something I guess 😭 I don't even know what to say about this episode, except for some small things.

The Sportacus' "ball" shout from the very beginning set the mood for the whole episode, I tell you guys. (/j) I mean that was just very sudden, I just turned on the episode, and the very first thing I heard was "BOAHL" 😭

Won't say anything about Bessie and Milford again because I told about them earlier; they're just cute, like a married but not actually married old couple. Good for them

And speaking about old couples and stuff. There's no doubt to me from this point that Robbie is fucking obsessed with Sportadork. I mean, bro says that he hates him but at the same time HAS A GODDAMN MANNEQUIN OF HIM; bro says "ooohhh noo not him again" and still continues to watch him. Like dude, my dear, calm down 😔

But whatever. Robbie's disguise was pretty nice, I should say; I think his name was Sergio?? I honestly don't remember, but I think it's one of my favorite disguises of his.

And I would like to say that Robbie's team was SO FUCKING ODD I JUST UGH?? 😭 BRO GATHERED THE MOST CRINGE GUYS THAT HE HAS I SWEAR. And like, how did it even work? Did he just bring his own disguises to life? I don't know maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know that his disguise machine could do things like that

Finally, Stingy again. In this episode he actually did something nice – in other words, he helped Stephanie. Ok bud, that was a good act of yours 🙄

Well, I guess that's all.. It turned out to be a little longer than I expected, so I want to thank you if someone read this to the end :]

[skitskatdacat63]

Aforementioned Napoleonic AU! Martian !! I said it would just be a wip but then oops, I basically finished it! Ty to everyone who was interested :D

Really really proud of these I'm ngl! I rendered in a really different way than ever before and I'm very satisfied with it :D

Ramble about historical influences(basically me being a nerd about who I consider the F1 drivers of the Napoleonic era):

So I wanted to explain my thought process because I think that the specific context behind the uniforms I drew is very relevant, as I didn't just pick them on a whim.

I drew them in Hussars' uniforms(Austrian Empire = Red Bull, but like obviously not 100% accurate because the uniform colors are based off the RBR racesuits.) Hussars are, in my opinion, the F1 drivers of their time. Let me quote several things that led me to this conclusion:

"During the Napoleonic period, hussars, as in all armies, were employed as scouts, given raiding missions or despatched to harry and pursue a defeated enemy on the run. Mounted on light, nimble horses..."

"...Their flamboyant costume and their reputation for daredevil acts..."

"...developed a romanticized image of being dashing and adventurous.

Okay....so they're dashing and adventurous, riding specifically on fast, light horses, dressed in flamboyant outfits committing daredevil acts...sir that is literally an F1 driver!!! Tell me they aren't the historical predecessor to F1 drivers!!!

I have this big book of Napoleonic uniforms(yea I'm a nerd) and I was paging through it to see what uniforms I wanted to draw(I have a habit of drawing my one oc in the Napoleonic era. So when I started drawing fanart, I'm like of course I must draw them as this!) Austria's normal uniforms in this era are soooo boring compared to France's, so I was really 😒 about drawing them, but then I came across the Hussars, and then started noticing all these similarities and thought it was perfect. Also I need to mention the fact that Austria's royal cipher at the time was literally this:

IT'S "F1", IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING F1, WHAT THE HELLLLL!?!?!?!? I had like a partial mental crisis coming across this, at that point it was destiny for me to draw this

*I forgot to include actual ref images 😐, so here you go!!

*I wrote most of his around when I started this drawing, which was all the way back in April. And it's really interesting to consider now that I was basically immersed in the history of the Austrian Empire for a month. I apologize to everyone in my life who had to endure my lecture on why Hussars are the F1 drivers of their time. But god I could not hold it back when I saw some of these uniforms in person. And it was cool to pull out this drawing, even if it was just a wip, and be like "oh hey I've drawn these!!" Anyways, I digress.

Obviously the martian drawing is a direct reference to this pic from Malaysia 2010:

My thoughts on this picture:

I almost wanted to draw Seb in the Austrian Kaiser's outfit, but it is nowhere near as slay as the Hussar uniform, so Hussar uniform it is!

I have many thoughts and opinions on the lore of this au so pls ask if you're curious but it's also just a lot.

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

End Game: I wanna be your first string

A continuation of end game. This is stan tumblr's pov of Ginny's World Cup Semifinal match.

if you somehow got tagged in this, i am so sorry it was an accident

@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted

The first semi-final match will start in just under an hour with England taking on Bulgaria!

@ginwiz posted

i'm nervous, anyone else nervous?

@ginginweas replied: nervous? why would we be nervous? (i've vomited three times today)

@queezy-4-weasley replied: bulgaria's chasers still suck, so i have some hope

@bitch-witchh posted

fuck bulgaria and fuck viktor krum!

@quid-bitch reblogged @bitch-witchh

I'm trying!

@bitch-witchh reblogged @quid-bitch

don't make me bring out the spray bottle cat meme

@queezy-4-weasley posted

Krum will likely get the snitch over Shah, but Bulgaria's chasers still suck

@ginwiz reblogged @queezy-4-weasly

Shah could catch the snitch!

@ginginweas reblogged @ginwiz

yeah and I could win an order of merlin

@hinny-luv-4-eva posted

Harry just finished the Frey Family case yesterday, so he should be able to make it to the game!

@harpies-hore reblogged @hinny-luv-4-eva

how do you know that?

@hinny-luv-4-eva reblogged @harpies-hore

I listen to the auror scanner

@im-a-keeper posted

I am very excited to see England's chasers: Weasley, Alton, and Killick play against Bulgaria's beaters: Higgs and Ross. A fast, electric offense vs a brutal, widespread defense.

@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted

The England World team has entered the arena. They play Bulgaria in Round 2 of the World Cup.

@queezy-4-weasley posted

AND THERE SHE IS!

@ginginweas posted

GINNY WEASLEY!! THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE!!!!

@ginwiz posted

THERE IS MY MVP!!!

@quid-bitch posted

do you think Ginny Weasley, Richard Alton, and Ophelia Killick need a fourth?

@bitch-witchh reblogged @quid-bitch

there aren't 4 chasers

@quid-bitch reblogged @bitch-witchh

I wasn't talking about quidditch

@harpies-hore reblogged @quid-bitch

@queezy-4-weasley posted

i've been watching Higgs and Ross, and unfortunately they are on their A game today. I hope Gin, Oph, and Rick can handle them

@puddlemore-111 reblogged @queezy-4-weasley

weirdo, calling them Gin, Oph, and Rick like you actually know them

@queezy-4-weasley reblogged @puddlemore-111

how have i not blocked you yet?

@ginwiz answered

probably not yet since we haven't seen him, but he is going to be there

@ginwiz answered

95% of my blog is Ginny, and the moment i talk about her boyfriend (someone who has been heavily involved in Ginny's life since she was 11), I get this stupid ask. Go take your hate somewhere else.

@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted

Bulgaria World Cup team, lead by team captain, Viktor Krum, has entered the arena.

@ginginweas posted

NOT THE CAMERA PANNING FROM KRUM FLYING IN TO RON BOOING HIM!! THE LORE!!

@queezy-4-weasley reblogged @ginginweas

wait, whats the lore

@ginginweas reblogged @queezy-4-weasley

krum took hermione to the yule ball back during the triwizard tournament was happening. obviously there is no bad blood, but it's just funny to see him boo his fiance's ex

@quid-bitch posted

poor ron, only member of the golden trio to not have been with an international quidditch star

@bitch-witchh reblogged @quid-bitch

that's what he gets for being a Chudley Cannons fan

@drarry-is-real posted

lol so ron is there but harry isn't, even tho @hinny-luv-4-eva knows that he is free. wonder where he is then

@hinny-luv-4-eva reblogged @drarry-is-real

well we know he is not hanging out with a death eater rn

@gin-will-win posted

GUESS WHERE I AM!

@ginginweas replied: NO WAY

@ginwiz replied: OH SHIT HAVE SO MUCH FUN!

@queezy-4-weasley replied: STOP I AM SO JEALOUS

@im-a-keeper posted

looks like the ref team will be the same team from the france game

#hahaha oh fuck

@harpieshore reblogged @im-a-keeper

@gin-will-win posted

HARRY IS HERE!! THEY JUST SHOWED HIM TAKING HIS SEAT NEXT TO RON

@hinny-luv-4-eva posted

HARRY IS THERE!!!

@hinny-luv-4-eva posted

get fucked @drarry-is-real

@bitch-witchh posted

okay but why was he late?

@harpies-hore reblogged @bitch-witchh

what if i told you he was in England's locker room

@bitch-witchh reblogged @harpies-hore

@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted

The semi-final match between England and Bulgaria has officially started with the release of the quaffle!

@gin-will-win posted

they are so fast in person wtf

@queezy-4-weasley posted

that bludger that nearly hit killick came out of NO WHERE

@bitch-witchh posted

merlins beard. why did no one tell me bulgaria was actually good now?

@ginginweas posted

did... the bulgaria chasers actually just score?

@ginginweas reblogged @ginginweas

did... the bulgaria chasers actually just score again?

@harpies-hore posted

@ginginweas posted

ENGLAND!!!! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!

@ginwiz posted

you all need to have more faith in ginny lol

@gin-will-win posted

SHE SCORED!

@ginginweas reblogged @gin-will-win

i don't like that you know what is going to happen 5 seconds before i do

@ginginweas reblogged @ginginweas

but omg yay!! she scored!!

@im-a-keeper posted

England only down 10-20 right now is somehow a miracle

@bitch-witchh posted

THANK FUCK!! POINTS!

@gin-will-win posted

I have such a good view of Harry and he is such a nervous fan, omg. he is basically clinging onto the railing

@hinny-luv-4-eva reblogged @gin-will-win

stop, he is so sweet

@drarry-is-real reblogged @hinny-luv-4-eva

do you even like quidditch?

@hinny-luv-4-eva reblogged @drarry-is-real

do you even have morals?

@queezy-4-weasley posted

FUCK DID KRUM ALREADY SPOT THE SNITCH

@ginwiz reblogged @queezy-4-weasley

i think he is feinting

@im-a-keeper posted

Shah should start looking for the snitch himself instead of trailing Krum

@ginginweas posted

killick scored!! assist by ginny!

@harpies-hore posted

@quid-bitch posted

omg they got their shit together

@queezy-4-weasley posted

STEAL FROM GINNY!

@queezy-4-weasley posted

POINTS FOR GINNY!

@ginginweas posted

THEY SHOWED RON AND HARRY CHUGGING THEIR BUTTERBEERS IN CELEBRATION!!

@ginwiz reblogged @ginginweas

Hermione looked so disappointed in them, im crying

@quid-bitch posted

what if i said ron is the hottest weasley

@harpies-hore reblogged @quid-bitch

shut up

@quid-bitch reblogged @harpies-hore

they crucified jesus for being right

@harpies-hore reblogged @quid-bitch

who the fuck is jesus?

@bitch-witchh posted

LOL the bulgaria chaser dropped the quaffle again

@queezy-4-weasley reblogged @bitch-witchh

that's the bulgaria team i remember

@im-a-keeper posted

Alton just scored with an assist from Weasley! All England chasers have now scored! 50-20 in favor for England!

@queezy-4-weasley posted

Bulgaria's beaters are fucking aggressive

@bitch-witchh posted

OH FUCK

@ginginweas posted

GINNY

@ginwiz posted

FUCK FUCK FUCK! GINNY!!!

@Im-a-keeper posted

that was a NASTY hit by Ross. It looks like Ginny was hit in the face and knocked from her broom.

@ginginweas posted

that hit was terrifying

@harpies-hore posted

Oh shit! is she okay?

@gin-will-win posted

guys, there is so much blood

@ginwiz reblogged @gin-will-win

fuck, i hope she is okay

@gin-will-win reblogged @ginwiz

Richard caught her, and she is moving fine. I think it looks worse than it was.

@ginginweas posted

They showed Harry, and he looks so upset.

@bitch-witchh reblogged @ginginweas

Ross better hire some bodyguards because Auror Potter looks like he is planning his murder right now.

@queezy-4-weasley posted

Harry's heart dropped out of his ass watching that. (my heart did too)

@hinny-luv-4-eva posted

Harry looks like he wants to jump down to Ginny to comfort her right now :(

@puddlemore-111 reblogged @hinny-luv-4-eva

if a player getting hit by a bludger makes her whiny boyfriend act like this, she should just quit and stay in the kitchen

@drarry-is-real reblogged @hinny-luv-4-eva

harry is faking sadness right now, he would much rather be with his boyfriend than be at this stupid quidditch game

@ginginweas posted

@hinny-luv-4-eva reblogged @ginginweas

you already know who I voted for

@ginwiz posted

SHE IS OKAY!

@queezy-4-weasley posted

They fixed her nose and she is okay!!

@harpies-hore posted

STOP!! she just looked up at the stands and gave the "I'm okay" sign

@gin-will-win posted

Harry visibly sighed when Ginny waved to him. Hermione was rubbing his back and Ron gave him a reassuring shake

@ginginweas reblogged @gin-will-win

Every day, I become more and more thankful for the golden trio

@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted

After a nasty hit, and a presumed broken nose, chaser, Ginny Weasley, makes her penalty shot increasing England's lead to 70-20.

@harpies-hore posted

like we always say. ginny shooting a penalty shot = free points

@bitch-witchh posted

Bulgaria's chasers have now gotten so desperate that they are stooging

@ginwiz reblogged @bitch-witchh

and the refs have done nothing to stop them

@ginginweas reblogged @ginwiz

I feel like I need to bring back the refs vs voldemort poll

@gin-will-win posted

Ross is out of control today. He just elbowed Shah

@harpies-hore posted

Shah gets hit in the face when he is the one player who a beater cannot touch with their body and yet the refs call nothing

@ginwiz reblogged @harpies-hore

hey @ginginweas, we need the poll now

@ginginweas reblogged @harpies-hore

@im-a-keeper posted

I was really hoping that the ref team would have gotten better since the last match, but unfortunately they have not...

@bitch-witchh posted

lol while everyone was focused on Shah and Ross, Ginny scored again

@ginwiz posted

I fucking love Ginny Weasley

@qin-will-win posted

THE ENTIRE STADIUM IS CHANTING GINNY'S NAME RN (I think harry started IT!!!)

@harpies-hore posted

GINNY! GINNY! GINNY!

@ginginweas posted

okay, someone needs to take Ross's bat

@im-a-keeper posted

Ross hits a quaffle out of the hands of Alton. And of course the refs say play on.

@ginwiz posted

FUCK ROSS

@quid-bitch reblogged @ginwiz

I am not going to do that

@gin-will-win posted

KRUM IS FLYING OVER TO ROSS TO YELL AT HIM!

@harpies-hore posted

krum on his way to go yell at his beater

@quid-bitch posted

Krum can come yell at me next

@bitch-witchh reblogged @quid-bitch

JAIL

@ginginweas posted

WAIT

@gin-will-win posted

NO WAY

@im-a-keeper posted

Is Shah about to????

@queezy-4-weasley posted

DID SHAH JUST????

@quidditch-world-cup-updates

England's Shah catches the snitch while Krum is distracted. England wins 240-20!

@ginginweas posted

WE WIN WE WIN!!!!!!

@queezy-4-weasley posted

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@bitch-witchh posted

WE ARE GOING TO THE FUCKING FINALLSSSSS!!!!!!!!

@puddlemore-111 posted

A pathetic win for England. How the hell did they make it all the way to the Quidditch World Cup?

@harpies-hore posted

@im-a-keeper posted

I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME!!! LET'S GO ENGLAND!!!!!

@hinny-luv-4-eva posted

IM SCREAMING!!!

@ginwiz posted

The entire team jumping on top of Shah, celebrating. What if I cry?

@gin-will-win posted

THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

@bitch-witchh posted

Shah it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

@queezy-4-weasley posted

Ginny, Ophelia, and Richard are dancing around Shah, this is adorable

@gin-will-win posted

GUYS! HARRY IS NOT IN HIS SEAT ANYMORE

@harpies-hore reblogged @gin-will-win

@hinny-luv-4-eva posted

HARRY IS ON THE FIELD!!!

@gin-wiz posted

HARRY????

@gin-will-win posted

GINNY RAN UP TO HIM AND JUST KISSED HIM!!!

@queezy-4-weasley posted

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

@harpie-hore posted

HE IS HER BIGGEST SUPPORTER WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HER BIGGEST SUPPORTER!!!!

@hinny-luv-4-eva posted

BAD DAY TO BE A DRARRY STAN!!!!!

@drarry-is-real reblogged @hinny-luv-4-eva

fuck you

@ginwiz posted

I THOUGHT THE GAME AGAINST FRANCE WAS THE BEST WHEN SHE FLEW OVER TO HIM, BUT HIM COMING TO HER?? MEETING HER ON THE FIELD?? GINNY SEEING HIM AND DROPPING HER BROOM AND RUNNING OVER TO HARRY?? HARRY LIFTING HER UP OFF OF HER FEET TO KISS HER????

@harpies-hore posted

i am so single

@ginginweas posted

THEY ARE SO CUTE!

@hinny-luv-4-eva posted

THEY ARE SO IN LOVE!

@quid-bitch posted

THEY ARE SO HOT!

@im-a-keeper posted

What a thrilling game. I will never forget this. (also hinny are so cute)

@ginnyweasley posted

ONE MORE MATCH! ON TO THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP!!!

[totaly-obsessed]

Fuck France. All my homies hate france.

And all refs hate Germany.

Stunning goal from Diani...

[as8bakwthesage]

I decided to go ahead and do a test of a bunch of Hacker's lines that I made. Basically a "what if Hacker was in the actual TF2 game?"

Also, yes, sorry for the mic peeks. This is why this is a test lol

See below for the transcript:

Killing more than one enemy in 20 seconds with their pistol:

Woah!! Did anybody see that?!

Heeheheheheheh, I got the bad boys!

You’re all dead! Whaaaaaaaaat!

Killing more than 3 enemies in 20 seconds with their weapons:

I have no regrets and you all suck!

I don’t think they expected that from lil ol’ me.

The Corvid strikes again. Punks.

Caw caw, motherfuckers

Kill assist:

Thanks, Snips! (to Sniper)

Thanks, Toasty! (To Pyro)

Thanks, Coloniser! (to Soldier)

Thanks, ôgawatasik! (to Spy) (trans: someone who lies in shadow)

Thanks, kakezihlôt! (To Scout) (trans: the fast runner)

Hvala, Braco! (to Heavy very excited)

Thanks, partner! (to Engie in a very exaggerated accent)

Thanks, kakezalkat! (to Medic with a mysterious air) (trans: a lover)

Thanks, Alcoholism! (to Demo)

You are all national treasures. Or international?

Melee Kills/Taunts with Taser:

Hi, I’m Hacker, I’m a diagnosed psychopath. (Michael Reeves reference)

I just wanna electrocute you.

It’s not a taser. It’s not a taser. It’s not- it’s not a taser.

Cheese! (as if taking a photo with someone)

*Maniacal laughter*

“Oh Hacker, it kind of seems like you’re just coming up with excuses to tase people-” Yes.

After Hacking Engie’s Sentries:

Sentry’s hacked!

I’ve converted the sentries!

Dispense these bolts, bitch!

After Hacking a Spy’s toolkit:

You don’t fool me, Second Coloniser

I see you

If you weren’t such a little bitch, I’d be sad

Quick Hack Charge Complete:

I’m in.

Hacker voice: I’m in.

You’ve been hacked, whoops, you have a virus now!

Ah-ah-ah! You didn’t say the magic word?

Domination:

What? Nooo! Who could have seen this coming? Woaaahh?? (Michael Reeves ref)

Your entire existence is pitiful. I feel nothing for you.

I’m so tired of fucking your moms.

I will put you in my computer. 

You blocked me on facebook and now you’re going to die.

Plan B? Nah, you need plan C.

Dominating a Scout:

Go cry home to mommy!

I never thought he’d shut up

Off to go fuck your mom

Spy may be your dad, but I’ll be your daddy

Loser bitch boy is dead

Dominating a Soldier:

A victory for the Indians!

Fuck your cavelry

I’m embarrassed by how easy it was to kill you

Do all colonisers fall so hard?

Dominated, you useless settler scum

Dominating a Pyro:

There can only be one gender ambiguous lad

When’s your posthumous gender reveal party?

What? I can’t hear you over the sound of me bashing your skull in!

Dominating a Demoman:

Facial Detection? Nah, I prefer Racial detection!

If only we were on the same team

And y’all thought Indians were alcoholics…

Next time, try and get a bit more wasted

This is why the British COLONISED YOU!

Dominating a Heavy:

Nisam ocekivao da ces biti takva budala!

Maybe in another life we could have been friends…. NOT!

I am not sorry for putting a bullet in your skull, fat man

Brains over brawn.

Dominating an Engineer:

You sure didn’t over-engineer this shit

Wamp wamp! I win!

You can build, but you can’t defend

Mission accomplished: killed a shortie

Dominating a Medic:

Why’d you have to die so easily?

You’re cute. But not that cute

I love the kind of man who takes his murder well

I’m going to FUCK you. Wait no, wrong one

Crows are smarter than Doves, dorkass

I’ve proven once again my superiority

Dominating a Sniper:

Yes, yes go! Piss in your jar.

I will piss on your grave

You gonna pee-pee piss yourself, pissboy?

You’re dogshit at hiding, my guy

Dominating a Spy:

*Robotic laughter*

Ding dong the Coloniser is deaaaaad!~

France can rot in a hole, and you alongside it

There’s a Spy among us… and I killed him :D 

Why do women even like you?

Revenge:

Heeheehee, payback

An eye for an eye

I made you regret killing me, didn’t I?

It’s time for me to gloat forever

I remember you

On fire:

I’m on fire!

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!

I’m burning, help!

Healed by Medic:

Thanks, but it’s not like I like you or anything

That feels good!! Thanks!

Ah! I’m glad to live to see your handsome face again!

Thank you, Medic!

Under effects of ÜberCharge:

I’ve never felt more powerful…

I’m fucking invincible!

I won’t be slain here.

Payload cart moves forward (offense):

Any of you boys wanna help?!

C’mooooon, I’m not waiting all day!

Get a move on, asswipes!

Cart goes backwards (offense):

You deserve the death sentence. (Michael Reeves ref)

Who stopped pushing the cart??

Why is the cart going backwards?? It’s supposed to move forward!

Payload cart moves forward (defense):

NOOOO!

I’m going to kill you. And then kill you again. 

I will end your existence.

I will slit you all open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets

Cart goes backwards (defense):

Weeeeeeeeee! Down it goes!

Haha fuck you, BLU/RED team! Now you have to push it BACK UP THE HILL!

I feel like they’re living as Sisyphus… they’re living the dream 

Win a round:

Gasp! We won!

Yayayayayayayay!!! Yaaaaaaay!

I’m so proud of us!

A bunch of murder hobos killing a bunch of other murder hobos… it’s a good day!

Lose a round:

I’m gonna let the depression set in, and I’m going home

Hey, at least we won’t get to the Post part of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?

*sighs* I feel like I’m reliving my ancestors’ history…

Next time, there will be blood. Lots of blood…

Tie a round:

Welp. Fuck me sideways with a chainsaw, let’s a get a drink

Wait, that can happen??

I’ve never felt more confused in my life

Round Starts:

Fuck em up, boys!

Heeheehee, let’s play a game

I wanna play a game

Lezzgooo!

Hajmo!

Sudden Death:

AhHHHHHHH!!

I’m dead. Oh no. (coming out of a machine if Hacker is killed while hacking one)

Teleportations:

Wee, that was fun!

Thanks, Engie!

You’re the best!

Objective-related responses

After Capturing Intelligence:

Not usually how I do this, but it’ll do!

I’ve hacked reality!

Time to run!

After capturing control point:

Okay, time to stand here!

Wait. Does this technically count as hacking?

Guess an enbie can prove themselves after all!

I claim this point in the name of my people and my ancestors!

Standing on captured control point, firing weapon:

Budalo, get on the point!

Awahodo, get on the stupid point!

You idiots expect this shit to work if you’re NOT on the point??

On the point. Or I will tase you.

Defense:

Idiots.

I can’t believe you’re being beat by a hacker!

I love knowing I’m smarter than you all

I’m winning and you’re not! Ha!

Spy!:

There’s a Spy among us!

Imposter spotted!

He’s gonna vent!

Jeers:

Guys. I’m. I’m so disappointed.

If I have to come down there!

I’m a hacker, not your babysitter!

[cursed-saphire-hart]

[ NG Poke Kids ]

So since I'm still figuring the ins and outs of the Pokeverse, I decided to use my more recent doodle page of the kids from a few months back as a place holder to help me figure stuff out.

I used the Hazbin designs as refrence to help sort out the possible colors and used pokemon character design as refrence for what their outfits might be. Honestly it feels so GOOD TO DRAW MY KIDS AGAIN.

After I finished with this, I've also started on making full body refs and I'm also putting together a new narrative for the kids, so that'll be fun : D

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[ Eddsworld to Pokemon Notes ]

I'm making this HAPPEN. Changes were made for obvious reasons, and things will keep changing till I find a good fit, but heres what I have so far.

Purple Family

Last Name Change: Beaumont

Region of Origin: Kalos (France)

Family members:

Nathan(Matt), Amanda, Ricky, Maxx and Alex

Jobs(?):

Nathan (model for trainer fashion/retired trainer) Amanda (Photographer for League magazine/retired trainer) Ricky (Pokemon Coach)

Maxx and Alex are still students, so their Pokemon Trainers, but they have big dreams :3

Blue Family

Last Name Change: Sullivan (Fun fact, it means DARK EYES lol)

Region of Origin: Unova (USA but specifically New York)

Family members:

Tristan(Tom), Susan, Nicky and Theo

Jobs(?):

Tristan and Susan (Owns music and instrument shop/retired trainers) Nicky (Pokemon Vet works at Pokemon Center) Theo (Pokemon Trainer)

Green Family

Last Name Change: Griffiths

Region of Origin: Galar

Family members:

Everett (Edd), Roxxi, Trixie (Tally) and Ethan

Jobs(?):

Everett (Graphic designer for League/Retired Trainer) Roxxi (League Employee/Retired Trainer) Trixie (Salon Employee) Ethan (Pokemon Trainer)

Red Family

Last Name Change: Rosdahl

Region of Origin: Galar

Family members:

Thorin (Tord) Anya, Tobi, Taylor

Jobs(?):

Thorin (Pokemon Researcher/Retired Trainer) Anya (Pokemon Ranger) Tobi and Taylor (Pokemon Trainer)

Fuck me I still gotta think of Pokemon but my brain is collecting to many at once. If y'all got suggestions lemme know.

Also, to give a clearer idea of the setting imma dump them in. For the Paldea story, the kids are all students at the school, possibly roommates, I dunno yet.

The dads all know eachother from their days of traveling as trainers, moms met eachother at different points, and the kids are all penpals till meeting up in Paldea for school. This might change tho.

[gabriel-grimm]

Uh hi ! I'm kind of shy abt this kind of stuff because it's Genshit but look my friends got me into Genshin especially because of Fontaine since double whammy I'm french (got it from my mom lol,,) Anyways-- I wanted to make a sona/oc for Genshin, and decided to show it especially since one of my moots has been getting into it too (which shoutout to them KJHGKFHJ,,)

His name is Gakushuu and he's a mix of a Kitsune and Nekomata. His dad is a Kitsune that lives in Inazuma and his mom is a Nekomata, and frankly idk if she's specifically from Fontaine and her parents are from Inazuma or what, but yeaha. His dad is pyro, and his mom is either hydro or cryo I haven't made up my mind yet. Also he's part of the Fatui BUT. It's because his family pressured him into it all. ( He's a sona that reflects some of the issues I've personally grown up with so PLEASE keep this in mind. ) So like,, Gaku is sort of part of the Fatui and I'm thinking abt his name being based on a Maestro, since ALSO,, he's based on Argalia. Since they're both psychotic bitches but Gaku gets my share of perfectionism issues, yay,,, So that's all going on, he's expected to work for the Fatui and also be strong, and eventually when he was old enough he was able to just fuck off and end up in Sumeru and all this other crap. Eventually he makes it to Fontaine since funny France. It's all being workshopped currently I don't even have his damn ref sheet done but I thought it would be fun to show his stuff,, OH YEAH. He has a Cryo vision and an Electro delusion! I take it that whenever he uses his delusion, his tail starts to split more and whatnot. And also he's basically a massive conductor. Another cool thing too is he wields a huge fan where he's able to conjure up different ice stuff. And the shards can make different sounds and stuff so he can detect people, as well as maybe some kind of mirror dome thing? He's based on y'know the "Maestro" thing and also tricks, he's very mischievous. (Though deep down he cares a lot about very specific people) Also here's his Sumeru outfit for as far as I have it. He probably made it himself since he paints the prints for the fabric that he puts on his fan. ( Also his fan can cause his hands to freeze over if he's not careful bc the one he has currently is a family heirloom from his dad's side and that's a whole thing to unpack,, )

I'm currently working on his Fontaine outfit and I'm basing it off of Distorted Argalia because he looks so cool,, I am so sorry for rambling, I am literally trying to hold myself back from talking about him more as well as Grimmcorp and other more Lobcorp related things but ough.. anyways I'll shut up now LMAO,,