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smth smth about 'the thing that the character did that you thought was rly rly funny in the moment is actually linked to a terrible trauma that lies within said character.' or wahtever.
#jrwi show#jrwi fanart#jrwi riptide#gillion tidestrider#made this within a short span of wahtever bc i gotta go up to the mountains for my stupid gay job tonight n im trying#nnot to frrRREAAAK THE FUCK OUUTTTTTTi dont wanna work but. get that bread we fuckin shall i guess#ONWARDS TO THE FISH TORMENT!! sometimes flowers feel pain when you trim them before their blossoming. atleast i imagine so#i used to draw gillion with loooong hair tied into a big ol braid. and then it was confirmed that he had short hair when he was little.#AT FIRST I WAS SAD. but then i realized the duality of. when they were little. gill had short hair. edyn had long hair.#AND NOW THEYRE OLDER. and gillion has long hair. and edyn has short hair#both mirroring eachother. looking up to eachother. subconsciously or not. they most certainly care. and most certainly miss eachother.#GILLION ALWAYS LOVED HOW LONG HAIR LOOKs. atleast i imagine so. he hasnt cut it since he left the undersea. sure he wanted to go back home#but even at the very start. he knew he was free in some way now. free to grow out his hair. an adventure would await him before he returns.#he knew it would be a while. so he cant let this go. he cant let this sought-after hair-length get cut away from him again#not yet. not yet. i like to think he loved music too. I SAW SOMETHING INTERESTING A BIT AGO#i see alot of ppl commenting on my baby gill comics like;'i wouldFIGHT this teacher i wanna KILL EM i want them DESTROYED#all very good and nice sentiments! i LOVE the energy here! and it would be nice. to have that catharsis#but the story of young tidestrider is not a story of catharsis. it is a story of agony and being so so small and so special and also so dum#and sucking so bad. and just being a kid and doing the things that a little kid does and so many tired tired people reacting badly to it#youre supposed to be the hero that will save us. our world hangs in the balance and you are the one who tips the scales.#YOU are supposed to SAVE US!! you NEED to SAVE US! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING IN YOUR STUPID CHAIR!!#you'd think that young tidestrider ought to prevail. and be tucked someplace all safe and sound.#elders gone missing and rotting in a jail. their cultists nowhere around. but theres no happy endings. not here not now.#this tale is all sorrows n woes. you may dream that justice n peace win the day. but thats not how this story goes#BIG ideas for this lil baby gillion series. if anything i make ever gets disproven im killing myself in a well as to poison a water supply
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"Battle of Alberta, right? It was my first game: Calgary, Edmonton. We would play them in the preseason, and you knowâtrying to make the team I'd always be asking him to fight in preseason, always. I'd be runnin' my mouthâlike, tryna fight the biggest, baddest guys, tryna make an impression.
And he would never fight me. He'd always tell me, like If you make the team, I'll fight ya. You don't have to worry about that, but I'm not fightin' ya preseason. And I totally respect it, I'm not gonna chase him down. It is what it is. He's establishedâI'm looking for my chance.
So I get called up, we're playing Edmonton in Edmonton: Battle of Alberta. [He's] over there on the other side, and it's like the coolest thing ever... you know, the buildup was crazy 'cuz I knew if the opportunity presented itselfâif the game went the way I hoped it would, I would get an opportunity to fight him.
I remembered in warmups tryna skate by the redline initially just kind-of gettin' a feel for itâto see if I have to say something or whatever... He's got no bucket on, his big, bald head is glarin' around, he skates by the redline with the biggest smile on his face, and just gives me the biggest wink...
At that moment I knew Okay, he remembers. It's gonna happen at some point.
We were up 1, I think it was 2-1 going into intermission or whateverâOh, no, I think it was 1-1 and we had just scored so the position I'm like Yeah, I don't know if I can fight him now because we have the momentum and we're winning the game. I don't want to lose a fight, then we lose a game and now I'm, like, never getting a chance again.
You kind-of gotta play the game within the game like [...] there's an opportunity to fight, and there's an opportunities where you shouldn't fight. Things weren't looking good, then they score and now we need a spark. I'm like Fucking perfect.
I just skate by their bench and I'm like It's time, big boy! He jumps out, we line up, and he goes We squarin' up or we goin' right away?
I'm like I'm not fuckin' squarin' up with you right now! We're goin' right away!
Drop em, we go right away, grab each other. I know he's a lefty so he's gonna let goâlet's go of my right arm before he throws one. I threw one. Big boy went down, he jumped back up pretty quick. I don't know, I tell people all the time, I'm like I would've been in the league fuckin' 2 years earlier if there was good footage of this fuckin' fight!
For some reasonâFor some reason, the cameras cut out. I don't know if [he] had his cousins working the cameras or something that night, or if they're in the video room or what happened.
That was my first NHL game.
It's funny 'cuz Chucky was thereâChucky's there and he knows, he saw, he always laugh when I say that I would've been in the league earlier 'cuz he knows how things like that go. You get a little bit of energy and buzz around ya, and then kind-of momentum takes you a little bit further but unfortunate[ly], I missed that opportunity but I don't regret a thing.
[...]
The opportunity was there, I justâunfortunately, for whatever reason, the Hockey Gods said not yet." (Ryan Lomberg reminiscing over his first NHL game/fight) (x)(x) (please go watch the second link to see lombos giant smile as he tells this story jfc)
and other genuinely bonkers things to say about a hockey player in your first fight... like why did this need to be said like that...what
#ryan lomberg#lombo what the fuck#for the sake of clarity lombo does refer em by name but i think its funnier to obscure it in this case for people who dont know who it is#im sure edm and the bald description gave it away of who it is#but youll never fucking guess who this bitch is waxing poetic about#the wha the huh#HIM??????#WE'RE ROMANTICISNG THAT FUCKIN GUY??? REALLY????#i hate it here#this just in the guy you adore just said the horniest shit about the worst person you know#completely forgot they both were on the flames at the same time its been erased from my memory#(guy who does not pay attention to anything that is not pantr related)#but also matthew giggling about lombos little I WOULDVE BEEN HERE EARLIER IF THE CAMERAS WORKED RIGHT#how dare we lose him to calgary again HOW DARE#hello special little matthew cameo#the homoeroticism of it all#the inherent homoeroticism of hockey fights#why did he describe it like that#do you know what âscrappy ahler tries to make it big by fighting everyone in sight to impress staff and even challenges the enforcer vet#knowing itll make him look good if he does and said enforcer vet does not give him the time of day and goes i promise ill fight you when yo#get called up during the regular season not now and to which said scrappy ahler gets called up during the regular season and doesnt expect#much but gets completely surprised when the vet 1. remembers who he is 2. the promise he made and 3. even gives him a cheeky wink about it.#and the game is chippy from the start the ahler isnt sure theyll be able to fight hin but low and behold the hockey gods bless him#and he does he even gets to decide the rules AND wins it in one punch. the downside? none of it was filmed.#but the memory of that vets wink rings clearâ does to me man?#also. a classic case of hockey gods giveth. hockey gods taketh away.#sweetheart you can be gay AND also want your cool fight filmed honey youre asking for too much#yeah lombo does like calling men bigboy yeah that's a thing
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Having an OC that was shipped or otherwise heavily interacted with with an ex-friend/friend who you don't talk to anymore but it's not bitter's OC is a weird emotional trip to get through, and also makes it hard to move on from even if you got over the end of the friendship, but it's also kind of funny to be like "well I wanna do more things with you as a character. DIVORCE"
#I thanos snapped the existence of his oc out of my main ocs story and made it about two of the other people#no more love triangle we just have these two gay fucks beefing and being on and off for all of eternity#vena vents#not art#also all my vampire ocs from that one world....#gotta dust em off#I've been staring at so many ocs since like 2015 like well what do I do with you now
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So, as it turns out, my capacity for tyranny is actually fuckin huge and I'm really fucking good at it
I have so many more things to put in my book now
Peace Through Tyranny will be real circa 2048 and it'll still be sued by fucking Hasbro
#yippie peace through tyranny!!#matrix visions#So many fuckin matrix of leadership and matrix of conquest visions it's fucking unreal#A few days ago woman came up to me and my latest victim and was like âSo what's wrong with you two?â#and then she started talking about the Bible. So I matched her by happily talking about my Bible study and shit#And she got taken aback and asked âSo why are you living a life of sin?â and without hesitation#âSin? What sin? Do you see any sin on me?â dressed as the most obviously queer person imaginable with a mask and cap on blocking my smile#and most of my telling facial expressions. She looked me up and down for a moment and went âOh. Oh I see.â and then started talking about#where she's from and before she got to the âwe don't dress like that thereâ part i go âOh cool#I've got family there!â which wasn't a lie because lying is inefficient and asked where she was from in her own damn home state and she#just got flustered. Eventually she fled with a smile on her face and I don't know what the hell she saw when she said âI seeâ#Maybe she realized I wasn't gonna stop talking. Maybe she realized I knew what I was talking about. Maybe she remembered the golden rule!#But to be completely honest I think she just realized she literally couldn't tell what was in my pants and didn't want to risk#the ego damage of realizing âDamn I can't actually tell who is and isn't trans even though I keep saying I canâ#Because if she called me a man I'd nod my head. If she called me a woman I'd nod my head. This shit ain't nothing to me man.#I'm just. So glad my friend who I was taking care of this for didn't turn around and show off the literally Satanic shit she was wearing#Anyway that was the most opely hostile interaction but imagine that stretched over the course of a week#And I made them all fucking smile. Gave em the Lucitron Razzledazzle. or whatever lol#The Matrix of Deception really fuckin did light my darkest hour I can tell you that much. The other 2 were giving so many visions too.#There was even plenty more to the lady I mentioned but god. I am so fuckin good at tyranny it's unreal#I am a MACHINE that turn REACTIONARIES into FAGGOT LOVERS#And I'm coming to a State near you!!#Thinking it's the âGay Agendaâ means you've already fallen for my literal communist plot
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(Ahem ahem)
Now by no means is the military *homophobic* nor is Price. However, they has seen enough buddies get "married" for the sake of having a better housing arrangment on the base, so it be had very quickly become increasingly difficult for couples of the same sex to get better housing or for their marriage to be considered real.
So when your Lieutenant came up to you on that random Sunday morning, saying nothing other than, "I'm bi, legally married to Johnny but thr fuckfaces at housing say m faking."
If your eyes hadn't seemed interested from your dazed and sleepy stare the next sentence caused you lock in.
"Marry me."
...you shut the door in his face.
Now, about four hours later you had been trying to get coffee, key word had been trying. Until Price came up to you, seemingly to be more confused than anything. "Congratulations."
You falter, the warm liquid barely reaching your lips and you give him a look, "Ya know i know I'm usally late on my reports but no need to be a dick when I do turn em in."
"No. On getting married."
Silence.
....that fucker
"Oh! Heh, yeah yeah, I kinda...didn't want him bringing any attention to it. Didn't think he would-"
"Yeah never saw you and Johnny getting toegther."
You almost gagged, coughing as you doubled over within the mess hall and your face feeling incredibly hot. "Mmhm."
The next two days had been a very odd blur, everything seemingly to be just a mess of emotions and very dramatic pleading from your "husband" Who already had a husband?? They had a decent amount of paperwork to do, and then movers and then more paperwork as your "best friend" wanted to move in as well.
"So how long have you been married?"
"A year-"
"Few months-"
...
"What he means is that we eloped a year ago and had a family and friends wedding few months ago."
..
"I have to answer all these questions about you?" You look at the small stack of questions, "Johnny i don't fucking know your mother's maiden name."
"O'Donnel."
"...very Scottish of you-"
"Not Scottish, lassie."
"Oops."
--
Then came actually selling the whole bit, a few kisses on the cheeks there, some flirting there. Very domestic really.
Then came trying to explain it to your girlfriends
"He isn't gay?"
"Girl you are marrying a gay man isn't he fucking that-the scary one?"
"...no no no they're just...ya know?? Bromance?? It's so bromance."
--
"I don't wanna go on a date."
"We have to lassie, we said the anniversary was today so we gotta-"
"But Price is on my ass about-"
"You're going." The sound of the lieutenant made you jump, of course he was in your room, why wouldn't he be in your room?
"Hey! I never agreed to any of this."
"Plllleeeeaaaase lassie, Price already approved the time off."
--
Two months in you started to get different remarks from friends and even coworkers
"You could've just said you didn't wanna choose."
"Took them both?"
"Ya know I read an article that said those sorts of relationships are much more sustainable-"
It didn't quite click till you were talking to Kyle one day-
"So how are ya boys?"
You laugh, going on with typing the report, "my boys?"
Kyle seemed to stare at you long enough that you looked up to him, and then he spoke, "Is it not true?"
"Is...what not true?"
"That you, Soap and LT are in one of those....poly thingies?"
"Polyamory." You correct the term and look down, trying to find the words but failing- sure the lines between friendship and...whatever was blurred but that was to be expected as you were all living in the same house, "No?? We- he jus-"
"No shame! No shame, just didn't know."
(Annnnd that's all I got. Toodles!!!)
#simon riley fanfic#simon ghost riley#cod x you#cod fluff#simon riley x you#simon ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley imagine#coco's chaos <3#ghoap x you#ghoap x reader#ghoap fluff#ghoap fic#soap mw2#johnny mactavish x reader#johnny mctavish x reader
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Exploring the Tribes
âDude! Way too much info.â Jeff made a face of disgust and took another swig of his beer, âIâm all for âlove is loveâ, but I donât wanna hear about your uhhh...â
âLook dude, itâs about time I get to brag. Iâve nearly fucked all the tribes on Grindr. On this vacation alone, bro.â Connor replied, âYou and the rest of the guys get to brag about all the pussy you get, why canât I...?â
âDamn I donât know man. Itâs just...â Jeff adjusted his cap and chugged the rest of his beer, âWeâre on vacation with the rest of the bros. Of course weâre gonna talk about our scores.â Jeff smirked- with a body like his, he was scoring well, âI donât doubt youâre getting plenty of dick. I just donât want to hear about it.â
âYeah, and I didnât want to hear about that time you banged my sister, but here we are.â
Jeff smirked as he recounted the memory, âShe has a great rack...â Connor punched his arm, âFair I deserved that.â
âAnd Iâm a top. I donât take dick.â
âWhatever dude, canât you just enjoy the beer?â Jeff sighed, âBesides, what the fuck is a tribe anyway?â
Connor chuckled, âShit, I forget we make it complicated. Itâs a way to describe gay guys. Well, at least their looks.â Jeff nodded, his mind drifting elsewhere, âLike, a bear is a hairy heavyset guy. A twink is usually more feminine and hairless. Like you.â
âFuck off dude. Girls like it when my muscles are clean shaven.â Jeff shot back.
âJoking, youâre too muscular to be a twink.â Connor replied, âBut dude, stay on topic. Iâm so close to having fucked a guy in each tribe on this trip. Like just a few more. But Iâve had a really hard time finding an otter.â
Jeff chuckled, âThat some kinda weird animal shit?â
âNo, otters are like bears, but a lot skinnier.â Connor replied.
âAnd you want to hook up with one of these guys?â Jeff raised an eyebrow, âSkinny and hairy. What kinda guy would want that?â He flexed one of his biceps and grinned. Â
âWell yeah, gotta complete the quest.â Connor shrugged, âBut I havenât come across one since weâve been here.â
âOh yeah?â Jeff chuckled, âI have a deal for you. If I find you an otter, you gotta stop talking to me about this shit for the rest of the trip.â
Connor laughed, âYeah, okay bro.â
âNo seriously. Iâm a great wingman! Remember Chet and that sorority girl with the slutty tattoo? That was all me, bro.â
âAlright dude. Iâll play.â Connor chuckled, âAnd how are you going to find this otter?â
Jeff shrugged, âHairy and slim. Fuck dude, Iâll find âem in no time.â
Connor smirked and slapped his friend on the back, âWell I appreciate it, dude. But I think Iâve already found one.â
âNo fucking way man, where?â Jeff asked, looking around the bar.
âYou canât miss him. Heâs pretty slim.â
Jeff continued to look around, barely noticing as his muscles started to deflate. It started in his legs- his well sculpted calves becoming thin and petite. He inadvertently put a hand on his abs as he felt his muscle twist and contract, just before they deflated, leaving his toned abdomen flat. Connor smirked as he watched Jeffâs pecs follow suit- the muscle behind them atrophying at an alarming rate. Â
âIâll miss those.â Connor chuckled.
âWhat was the dude?â
âNothing man.â Connor watched as Jeff seemed to shorten as his back muscles shrunk into nothingness, âYou havenât noticed him yet?â He watched as Jeffâs muscular arms thinned out- years of training at the gym gone within just a few minutes.
âNo I havenât.â Jeff chuckled, âYou sure youâre not seeing things, bro?â
âNo, heâ right there.â Connor insisted.
Jeffâs eyes narrowed and he stood up to try and get a better view. But he wasnât used to his new frame and nearly fell over as he tried to balance himself, âFuck dude, I need to lay off the drinks.â Jeff looked at his skinnier arms, staring at them closely. Connor sipped his drink, watching Jeff trying to make sense of it, âShit... dude... I...I look small?â
âNo way, I think you look perfect the way you are.â Connor said, guiding Jeff back to his chair. Jeff blushed at his friendâs touch.
âSh-shit dude.â Jeff shook his head, âI uh...â Something was wrong. He knew he wasnât this skinny. As he looked closer at himself, he felt he was missing something. His pecs, his arms, his abs, âFuck Connor, dude something is...â
âDude stop distracting me! Iâm trying to find that otter I was telling you about.â Connor smirked, âHe has to be one of the hairiest guys Iâve seen.â
Jeff felt nauseous. With a grunt, he felt his skin come alive. It burned, only to be replaced by an itchiness that seemed to originate from each follicle of his clean-shaven skin. Relief came suddenly, but was short-lived. He watched with terrified eyes as hair emerged from the top of his bathing suit and traveled up his abdomen. The dark brown hair sprouting from his skin was curly and thick, moreso than anything he ever grew naturally. And as it climbed up his abdomen, thickening rapidly, it finally reached his pecs where it spread like wildfire.
âAhhhhh.â Jeff moaned as he felt the hair climb around his ass and move up his back. Simultaneously, Jeff raised his hand to feel the thick beard forming along his face, âConnor, what the fuck?â He breathed out, sweat washing over his body and dampening his new fur. Connor grinned, yanking a clump of Jeffâs new arm hair.
âDude, whatâs the matter? Youâre distracting me.â Connor complained, âDamn, if only you could see this otter now.â Jeff tensed as Connor rubbed a hand through the dense forest on his chest, âWhat did you say about guys who wear earrings?â Jeff winced in pain as his ears were stretched and two gauges embedded into his ear lobes, âOh and remember that sorority girl? What did you say about her tattoos again?â Jeff winced again as tattoos carved themselves into his arms and legs, âAnd shit, what kinda guy would wear a speedo like that?â Jeff looked down at the yellow speedo that now barely covered his junk and hairy ass, âOh right- according to you, those things would make someone gay and slutty, right?â Jeffâs eyes widened, âSo I guess this otter Iâm seeing must be a massive gay slut.â
âWait! Connor! Please...â Jeffâs mouth went slack and his eyes widened as his brain was rewritten. His love for tits quickly vanished- replaced by a love for a manâs touch and dick, âPlease... I...â Jeff winced as he remembered the best way to suck a manâs cock. A strategy that always got his hookup to cum, âIâm not...â His gym routine vanished from his brain. Cardio and squats. All to help keep his ass as fuckable as possible, âConnor...â Jeff felt himself fall forward, and for brief moment everything went dark. But when he opened his eyes, he found himself being supported by the strong arm of the man sitting across from him.
âYo, you good?â Jeff looked up at the muscular man in front of him and grinned.
âAll good hun!â Jeff giggled, tracing his hand along the manâs muscular arm. Fuck, howâd he get so lucky to find this stud?, âBut I think I should lie down for bit.â
âI have a place in mind.â The man said with a grin.
âOh yeah big guy?â Jeff leaned in and placed a hand against the manâs pec, âI need you to take me there. Right now.â He breathed. The man grinned and the two left the bar, walking quickly back to the manâs room, âMy name is Jeffrey by the way.â
âConnor.â Connor replied, as the two entered the bedroom.
Jeffrey grinned as Connor threw him onto the bed. Clothes were quickly discarded. And soon, moans filled the empty room.
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Jeff groaned as he pushed himself out of bed, âFuck,â he thought, seeing the time on his phone, âI mustâve gotten wasted.â
His whole body ached, especially his ass. Probably fell on it while he was drunk, he figured. He wobbled to the bathroom and stared in the mirror- taking in his muscular frame and clean-shaven form. He smirked- even feeling like shit he still had his looks. He opened his phone to take a pic and cringed.
âWhat the fuck?â He whispered, âWho the fuck is that?â He stared at the newest saved picture in his phone. A hairy, slim man, âAn otter...â He whispered.
There was a sudden knock at his door and he groaned. Shuffling over, he opened it to find Connor.
âDude whatâs up?â Connor chuckled, âQuite the night last night.â
 âYeah, really? Fuck dude, I drank way too much. Check this out.â He showed Connor the picture, causing his friend to laugh, âI donât know how it got on here.â
âYou donât remember?â Connor laughed, âBefore you left, we took a whole bunch of selfies.â
Jeff groaned, âHope he didnât think Iâd be into that.â He chuckled, âShoot your shot, I guess.â He deleted the photo, âSo I take it the night was successful?â Â
Connor smirked, âOh it was.â He winked. âIâm sure Iâll be seeing him again soon. He was begging for more.â
âGross dude.â Jeff chuckled, âSo is that it? Done with the quest?â
âClose dude, very close. Just a few more tribes left.â Connor grinned. Jeff felt a shiver run down his spine. He looked at Connor, a feeling of fear and excitement welling up from within the deepest part of his psyche, âSo, wanna grab a drink?â
Jeff shrugged, âSure, dude.â Â
#male tf#male transformation#straight to gay#personality tf#mental change#otter tf#forced transformation
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Gabriel : *heavy breathing and grunting* Bastard.Â
Useless bucket of bolts. Yeah, you better run!
Load back to your- Ah shit, that was hard. Load back to your little checkpoint.
Yeah, go ahead. Go P rank the other levels.Â
Oh⌠Iâm sorry. Can-can-can I? Excuse me, can I help you?
Columbo : Oh, uh, hi there. Sorry, I didnât mean to interrupt.
Uh, Iâm looking for somebody.Â
Uh, Gabriel is it? Is that you? Is that who Iâm lookin for?
Listen, I just gotta say, you did an amazing job uh⌠Fighting off that uh.Â
Whatâd ya-whatâd ya call it?
Uh, you called it aâŚÂ
Gabriel : A mere object?
Columbo : Thatâs right. A mere object.Â
Phenomenal work.Â
I gotta tell ya. Robots, I donât trust em myself.Â
Ya know, I had-I had this one episode where uh, there was this robot named Rob and uh-
Gabriel : Uh, yes.Â
Thatâs very fascinating, but could you perhaps get on with your introduction?Â
Columbo : Uh, certainly. So Iâm, uh, Iâm lieutenant Columbo. Uh, Iâm with the LAPD. Uh, I'm in the homicide department.Â
Gabriel : Homicide? You canât kill a machine.Â
Columbo : No no no! Of course not. But um⌠Well⌠Ya can certainly love one.
Gabriel : D-d-d-detective I- I donât- I donât know what youâre implying there with that statement!
As you can tell I⌠Despise machines and wouldnât think about doing so- Loving them, I mean.
Columbo : Yes, of course uh. Absolutely, itâs completely unthinkable.Â
Except, well. While I was- while I was over here and I opened this door and uh fourteen- fourteen V1 body pillows fell out. Along with a buncha the plushies.Â
Uh, and I just canât imagine how ya- how ya happened upon something like that by accident.
Itâs a little ridiculous! Uh, frankly.
Gabriel : Uh, no no no, listen. Â
Detective. I can explain, okay?Â
Those belong to- uh! That guy over there!Â
*Filth-like scream*
Gabriel : Yeah! A real freak!Â
Some kinda pervert. I donât know why we keep him around.
But uh, I-I have nothing to do with it.Â
Columbo : Well, ya see, I would believe- I would believe that, but uh.Â
Itâs just that- Well we had the boys at the lab run these pillows and we found your cum- We found your DNA all over em, uh.
Youâre-Youâre under arrest, Iâm killing you.
Gabriel : K-hah. Kill me? *laughs*
Oh detective.Â
Columbo : Oh. Aw fuck.
Gabriel : Iâm afraid youâve made a grave mistake.Â
Because, in fact⌠What is going to happen insteadâŚ
Is actually what Iâm gonna- AHHHG MOTHERFUCKER
IâLL FUCKIN KILL YOU
SON OF A BITCHÂ
AHHG YOU BASTARD
IâLL RIP YOU APARTÂ
PIECE OF SHIT
YOU FUCK
ASSHOLE
BITCH
*Grunting*Â
Oh Shit.Â
Oh. What have I done?Â
V1 : Bro, tell me you didnât just kill a fucking cop.
Gabriel : The law will be here any second nowâŚÂ
Machine, flush the drugs.
V1 : No way, bro. Letâs smoke that.
Gabriel : All of it?!?
Hm⌠One last rideâŚ
Well, alright.
*coughing his lungs out*
V1 : No Gabriel, holding it in doesnât do anything!
*Gabriel continues to cough his lungs out*
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#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#alt title was: columbo interrupted their RP session#gabes reaction to someone getting in between him and v1 (or at least pillows of it) is to rip them to shreds. yeah i mean that checks out!!#the way he says 'Some kinda pervert' is so funny to me i cant stop replaying it#this took me. so long. oh my god. no post tomorrow. im not strong enough.#sanest bit of 2024#and probably the longest bit ever. holy shit.#also he used the wrong filter for columbo here but here is my totally Canon Explanation#If they are in hell he had to become a husk.. duh.
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I have a princess conference in the morning but that won't stop me from staying up till 3 am on AO3. Mama needs her bedtime stories
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OP go to sleep or I will eat your crown
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All of you are like "would you fuck your clone?" hypothetically but, in practice, clones are too dumb to give consent and that's the real reason why I didn't sleep with any of my clones when I had the chance
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OP you still have a chance
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It's always "take off the evil amulet! it's corrupting your mind!" and never "oh! you look so pretty in your new amulet!"
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Celestia forbid ladies do anything
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Um, would you guys please stop voting for my boyfriend?
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I take it as a compliment
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I am offended
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Y'all know how some families got a gay cousin and all 'em other cousins are straight? Well mah family's the opposite. Ah don't even think we got a straight cousin!
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Mah sister says we have to assimilate other ponies into our family so the family name don't die out. She would do numbers here
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GUYS I'M SO SORRY FOR THE DELAYS
I've just been on the hospital (again) cause I got zapped by lightning (again)
But I promise I'll update my Daring Do/Reader fic as soon as I can! Thanks for the patience, love you guys!
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It's okay, take your time! I'll just reread the old chapters in the meantime
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NO!!! YOU WILL GO TO SLEEP!!!
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"how are you so good at fashion" well you'd be an expert in fashion too if you'd spent 20 years in the closet
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My sister in Celestia that closet was made of glass
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Nothing like coming back from exhile just to find your bedroom was replaced by a whole ass forest
Some people have no respect for others belongings
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I don't control the growing of the magical forest, bitch
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Rude
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Don't think I forgot about that time in 500 B.E. that you stole my ice cream
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You can't hurt me I have mommy AND daddy issues I'm unstoppable
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OP do you need me to adopt you
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I would love that actually
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*levitates my cat out of the way so I can use the sewing machine, which I need for my job*
my cat: YOU LIFT OPALESCENCE?!?!???! YOU LIFT HER WITH YOUR WICKED SORCERY?!??!!!! YOU ASSERT CONTROL OVER HER WITH YOUR MAGIC?!?!??! OHHHHH!!! MOTHER IS EVIL!!!!!
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I agree with the cat
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Girlfriend is out of town all week so I'm gonna dye my mane and tail green
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WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING
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She's all my self control
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Back in my day we tagged our fanfiction properly. There's a difference between / and & you rufians
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Shut up old lady
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YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME
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She's everything, he's just Ken
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DR RATIO ANALYSIS PT 3 BUT IT'S JUST GAY
Now, you might be saying - "Aurae, you've done part one, and part two, so why do we need a part three?" The answer is because of two things - one. I made a deal with the Tumblr Peoples that if one of my posts hit more than 50 likes I would do this analysis. Two. Mihoyo is making this shit canon. I CAN'T MAKE THIS UP. So, let's delve into my usual disclaimer, as we might have some new people joining us for the first time with my insanity.
I have been researching psychology personally for about six years, so although I am not a professional (crawling my way there through the education system. I will be one, one day.) I do have some experience with analyzing homosexuals. Psychology hours, my children. They don't call me "chronically cooking" for nothing. Maybe I should change my url to that...
NOW THAT MY LONG AHH DISCLAIMER IS OVER, LET'S GET INTO THIS! It's time to deconstruct these homosexuals like a modern airplane, because they might as well be taking off with how canon they are.
"It can't be canon," they say, but then Mihoyo DOES PAID SPONSORSHIPS WITH THESE FUCKERS BEING GAY. We've all seen the paid partnership edit. We've all seen the video where Aventurine has the audio of "nice rack" as he talks to Dr. Ratio. PAID SPONSORSHIPS. Now, if that piece of evidence isn't enough for you - let's dive into their actual relationship, which is just a HOMOSEXUAL MESS. I will be focusing more on how Dr. Ratio sees this guy as this is a Dr. Ratio analysisâ˘, but hey, the crumbs.. we eat 'em all. Amen.
Let's start off (I say as I write this part three days later) about how people are like, 'Aven is Ratio's favourite idiot' WRONG. Ratio does NOT consider Aventurine to be an idiot and knows that he is smart and capable in his own right. While Ratio is book smart, Aven is extremely street smart and holds his own very well. Ratio does not consider Aventurine to be an idiot as he takes off his plaster head around him and actually indulges in his whims around him. This is a blatant showcase of fondness because although he is emotionally constipated and can't be affectionate through words without sounding semi-backhanded because he's never had true affection in his life, he showcases his love through actions rather than words. He's just bad at showing love, okay? But he does love Aven. Or like him, to some extent, if you don't want to see them as romantic, which is fine. However, no matter what you label their bond as, it's obvious that they care for one another.
Also, the fucking ZEST FEST that was 'keeping up with Star Rail'. He says, "wait a minute - MUTUAL?" which indicates that he has respect for Aventurine in the first place. He LITERALLY TOLD US that he respects Aventurine and he was commenting on Aventurine's playstyle & everything.. also, at the end, he was here because 'I appreciate this show's dedication to knowledge' - his TONE. Kudos to the VA because that was not convincing at all. Bro was NOT here for the knowledge, bro was here to be GAY!!! Also his little own bathtub couch. We all know Aven bought it for him. Trust, I am John Hoyoverse.
"The Charming Audacity" HUH? BRO? Okay this is hilarious to me because this is the first time that we ever really see them interact with one another, and we get absolutely bitchslapped in the fact that Dr. Ratio calls this guy's audacity 'charming'. That's GAY. That's HOMOSEXUAL.
Also, comparing him to a peacock.. a very beautiful bird.... Must I say more?
Now, the part that I really want to focus on is the part where he gives the Doctor's Note to Aventurine. This shit is important. And I agree with the people who are like - Acheron helped him. Because she did. She was a big part of it and she helped Aventurine get back on his feet in the void. Dr. Ratio is not his only reason to live, but the note, showing that someone will stay by his side? Showing that someone truly cares for him? Someone who's waiting for him when he get back? This bond that he has with Dr. Ratio isn't fake. He already has a starting point to get back to - an anchor to return to. Dr. Ratio is his anchor. Whenever he goes off to do crazy shit, Veritas Ratio will be there when he returns. Because Ratio is loyal. Ratio cares. He cared enough to almost jeopardize their plan to make sure that Aventurine was going to be okay. He cares so damn much about Aventurine that he decided that this man's emotional state after the fake betrayal was more important than all of fucking Penacony.
If you want an example of "I would let the world burn for you," it's Ratio. He's a romantic not in the traditional sense, but he cares and loves Aventurine so damn much it makes my heart hurt. "Do stay alive," he says, knowing that Aventurine struggles with living. Those three words mean the whole fucking world to someone who struggles with suicidal ideation and suicidal thoughts. Someone wants you to live. Someone wants you to stay. Someone wants you by their side.
Dr. Ratio cares. Let me say that again - he cares. He banters with Aventurine, tries to create an environment where Aventurine can feel a little bit more comfortable with the two of them, even in a place as dangerous as Penacony. He will put his own life on the line for Aventurine.
He cares. He cares so damn much. I hate gay people. They make me VIOLENTLY homophobic.
Dr. Ratio after expressing his care indirectly and complimenting Aventurine indirectly: Did I do it?
Aventurine, who has caught none of the hints:
Anyway, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Vaggie: âStop trying to push past me, asshole.â
Angel Dust: âMove, Iâm gay.â
Vaggie: âAnd Iâm down here at 2 am getting a snack a drink for my girlfriend, whatâs your excuse.â
Angel Dust: âDo ya want me raidinâ the fridge at weird hours, or doinâ drugs?â
Vaggie: âI want you to wait your turn and quite shoving.â
Angel Dust: âYa gonna have to bribe me."
Vaggie: "With? Letting you live?"
Angel Dust: "Please, I'm gonna need way more than that- I wanna know why youâre wearing Charlie Chipâs button down shirt and ONLY her shirt!â
Vaggie: âOnly one I could find.â
Angel Dust: âOooh~?â
Vaggie: âSheâs pretty annoyed at my clothes by the time she gets them off me.â
Angel Dust: "HA!"
Vaggie: "And I get pretty annoyed with you by default."
Angel Dust: "Aww thanks toots, my heart is all mooshy. Cotton candy princess got some SPICE to her, huh?â
Vaggie: âYeah well, speaking of spicy, if any of my clothes made it out a window and onto the hotel steps again, they arenât mine and Iâve never seen them.â
Angel Dust: âI mean I guess that shit lie will work⌠if theyâre ya panties or whatever-â
Vaggie: âA thing that I wear. Right.â
Angel Dust: â-the rest is kinda an iconic outfit thing though, toots, donât know anyone wouldnât know whoâs it- wait a sec- are ya saying ya DONâT wear-?â
Vaggie: âHere. Leftover cake.â
Angel Dust: âYou canât bribe yourself outta THIS talk, Vaggie Tales!â
Vaggie: âSure I can, itâs triple chocolate and has sprinkles. Take it and hide or else everyone else will come crawling out of their rooms for a share.â
Angel Dust: âCrawling, ya say?â
Vaggie: âLiterally. Trust me.â
Angel Dust: âHmmm⌠and, is triple chocolate-â
Vaggie: âHuskâs favorite. Have fun.â
Angel Dust: âWeâre picking up the panty thing tomorrow, toots!â
Vaggie: (already leaving) âNo weâre not.â
Angel Dust: âWe sure as hell are! Maybe for real! Off the hotel front steps! IF YOU EVEN WEAR âEM!â
Vaggie: (already gone) âGo pick up your Doctor Seuss crush before the cake gets stale!â
Angel Dust: âYOU TAKE THAT BACK! Heâs not a twink in a hat! HEâS A RUN DOWN TONY THE FUCKINâ TIGER WITHOUT STRIPES AND AFTER A WHOLE CARTON OF SMOKES!â
Vaggie: (distantly) âWhateverâŚâ
Angel Dust: âYouâre just too lesbian to appreciate it!â
Vaggie: (fading out upstairs) âThat, and Iâm too not-single for it eitherâŚâ
Angel Dust: âOh that bitchâŚ.â (bites cake) (mumbling) (sulking) (single) âHope Charlie Chuck yeeted her damn clothes clear across town.â
Charlie: âI didnât. This time.â
Angel Dust: (SHRIEKS)
Charlie: âHi.â
Charlie: (dropping down from ceiling and scurrying over the counter top wrapped in just blanket)
Charlie: âI wanna share an extra piece of the cake, please.â
Angel Dust: âDONâT BEDSHEET GHOST SCARE ME LIKE THAT! Fuck!â
Charlie: âSorry! Cake?â
Angel Dust: âDidnât ya girlfriend already get you a slice!?â
Charlie: âOf course she did!â
Angel Dust: âSo whatâs wrong with THAT one??â
Charlie: âItâs goneâŚâ
Angel Dust: âGone HOW-â
Charlie: âI started missing her and came down to meet her and the cake, um.â (points at stomach) âDidnât survive.â
Angel Dust: âUn-bi-lievable.â
Charlie: âCaaaaake?â
Angel Dust: âHere.â (shares cake) âSHOO!!!â
Charlie: (shoos) âIâm shooing! And by the power of this cake, maybe I can throw MY shirt off of her this time!â
Angel Dust: âOh your dad have mercy..... how much sugar have ya already had?â
Charlie: âEnough to shower a tit- uh sorry- THROW shirt clear across town!â
Angel Dust: âJust take it off her before ya yeet it.â
Charlie: â? Oh!! RIGHT!!!!â
-an hour later at angel dustâs door-
Charlie: (knocking) âAngel? I need you to watch the hotel for little while!â
Angel Dust: âIâm busy! Donât interrupt the cake!â
Charlie: âPLEASE Angel Dust itâs IMPORTANT and I wouldnât bother you but I canât find Husk so-â (door opens) â-oh hi Husk, can YOU please watch the hotel for me??â
Husk: âWhy the fuck.â
Charlie: âI need, to go apologize, to my girlfriend.â
Angel Dust: âVaggiraptor is right upstairs, ainât she? Whyâd we have to watch the hotel for that?â
Charlie: âBecause IâŚâ
Charlie: ââŚI need to figure out, where she landed, firstâŚâ
Angel Dust: (GASP) âNoooâŚâ
Husk: âWhat?â
Angel Dust: âYou didnât.â
Charlie: âI didnât mean to!â
Husk: âWhat the fuck did she do?â
Charlie: âIt was- the sugar! My hands were shaking- I was frustrated! And really really distracted!!â
Angel Dust: âHOW could you!? I TOLD ya-!â
Charlie: (on her knees) (wailing) âAnd I FORGOT!!!â
Husk: âYou know what? Fuck it. I donât wanna fucking know.â (heads back to the cake)
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STWG Daily Drabble 11/7/2023
Prompt: Unexpected conversation
Eddie didnât know what to think when Max approached him out in the field just as everyone was wrapping up their preparations for going after Vecna. Dustin had just gone off to talk to Steve about something when the, frankly intimidating, redhead made a beeline for him.Â
âHey Munson, we need to talk.â She said.Â
He was taken aback. Sure they were neighborâs and all but they didnât really know each other that well, and she was surrounded by friends here. He couldnât imagine what she would need him for, but who was he to deny the girl whoâd been cursed by Vecna himself.Â
âSure, Red. Whatâs, uh... whatâs up?â
She crossed her arms over her chest and gave him an honest-to-god once over. Suddenly he felt like he was being picked apart by an adversary and being studied for weaknesses. Which was weird considering they were on the same side here. He was so confused.Â
She cleared her throat and held piercing eye contact as she hit him with her question. âWhatâs going on with you and Steve? I mean, what are your intentions?â
Eddie couldnât help but burst out laughing. There was no way she could possibly know he was gay, and obviously Steve wasnât. So it had to be some kind of joke.
Right?
One look at Maxâs face silenced him abruptly.Â
For some reason, she looked pissed. âWell thatâs about as clear an answer as I could have asked for. Is this a fucking joke to you?â
Eddie glanced around, hoping someone, anyone, would come and rescue him from the scary teenager, but everyone was busy with their own taks.Â
âWait, what do you mean? Are you serious?â He said finally.
âAs a heart attack, dickhead. I know I don't always show it, but Steve means a lot to me, okay? I donât want to see him get hurt again.â She looked off briefly in the direction sheâd come from. Where Nancy was still working on her sawed off shotgun and making sure she had enough ammunition.Â
âI don't understand.â
He really didnât.
Eddie got the Nancy thing. Heâd had a nearly front row seat to the show the night their relationship had imploded in the bathroom of Tinaâs Halloween party. He'd been dealing just across the hall and couldnât help but overhear, but he didnât know what he had to do with any of that.Â
âThe boys might all be blind but I'm not,â Max began. âI was watching you guys on the boat through the binoculars.â
Eddie raised an eyebrow.Â
âOkay fine, I was watching Steve take his shirt off through the binoculars. Sue me, have you seen him? Whatever, I saw the way you were looking at him and-â
Eddie cut her off. âMax⌠thatâs⌠you canât just say that shit, alright?â
She rolled her eyes. âIâm not trying to out you, Munson. Trust me, I donât care if youâre gay. Iâm not gonna, like, tell anybody.â
Good to know.Â
âOkay fine, good, I guess. Thanks. But, whatâs all this shit about me and Steve?â
She furrowed her brows for a moment and then something seemed to click in her head. âOh. So you are as stupid as you look.â
âHey!â
âJust calling âem how I see âem.â She shrugged.
âJesus christ, all you kids and youâre fucking tones I swear to god.â He muttered.
âLook, I'm just gonna say it. Usually I wouldn't get involved, but since no one can blame the dying girl for meddling, I- â
Eddie softened. âMax...â
He knew she didn't like sympathy, she's made that abundantly clear, but he coudn't help it. She shut it down immedietely though.
âIâm fine, just listen. Steve clearly likes you.â
âI mean, we did have a little talk in the weird freaky woods, and we definitely donât hate each other anymore, but IâŚâ
Max snorted. âSee? Stupid.â
Eddie gaped at her. âDude, what did I ever do to you?â
She pointedly ignored his outburst.Â
âLike I said. I saw the way you looked at him on the boat and then I saw the way he looked at you when you got back. Then there was that whole thing in the RV." She shuddered. "I donât know what happened in between, and I don't want to, I just want to make sure you know that if you hurt him we will all collectively kick your ass. You might be one of us now, but Steve's been there from the beginning. Heâs saved all of our lives, more than once. He deserves to be happy.â
Eddie took a deep breath. He could appreciate what she was saying, and yeah maybe he had started to develop a small crush on the guy. Anyone would after seeing him rip that demobat apart with his bare hands⌠and mouth.Â
Jesus Christ, Eddie stop thinking about his mouth!
âListen, Red. I think itâs sweet, what you're trying to do here, but I cannot stress to you how unnecessary this is. Nothing is going on between Steve and I. Even if I wanted thatâ and I'm not saying I do!â He was quick to add. âHe is literally the straightest guy I've ever seen.â
âDid he tell you that?â
âHe didn't have to.â
âThere you go again, putting people in boxes!â Max scrunched her nose in disgust. âIsnât that against your whole thing?â She asked, gesturing at the general, everything, about him.
âTechnically, yes. ButâŚâ
âBut nothing! You shouldnât assume things about people. You should talk to him.â
âThere is no way in hell I'm asking Steve Harrington if heâs gay!â
âNot that dip shit. Just, i don't know, tell him you like him!â
âWhy do I have to put myself out there?!â Eddie shouted, a touch too loud. He wasnât sure why he hadnât just denied it.
Max sighed deeply. âBecause Steve wonât. Heâs probably scared and heâll just keep flirting with you until you get the hint and I gotta be honest, I don't have a lot of faith in you on that front after this conversation. So I'm gonna need you to bite the bullet on this one.â
Eddie chewed his lip. He couldn't believe this girl actually had him considering this.Â
Was it worth the risk if she was wrong?Â
Maybe.Â
What did he have to lose it anyway if it went badly?
âOkay. Fine. If we all survive this I promise I'll talk to him. Happy?â
âEcstatic.â
And then Eddie wasnât an idiot and he didnât go after the demobats alone and he didnât die. Steve however did wind up in the hopistal, because how could he fucking not have gotten an infection with that many open wounds running around in a fucking hell dimension. Eddie sat by his bedside and one night confessed his crush. And then they kissed and lived happily ever after. The end.
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4 minutes fancon highlightsâźď¸âźď¸âźď¸
Let me just start off saying this was genuinely SO fun. Like it was silly! It was entertaining! Sometimes it was sexy <3 Even sad! And of course always exciting. I wasnât expecting it to be THIS fun lol
the fanservice was genuinely SO good. Like. The inside jokes within fandom type fanservice. Like ฎŕšŕ¸ŕ¸ yâknow
When Den/Job asked the audience what Greatâs name was and everyone went MUAYYYYâMULTIPLE times (me included!)
Tymegreat going on what I would call a post-waking-up-from-their-4MP-date and having a little dress up dance moment??? Tyme/Jes kissed Great/Bibleâs cheek and of course everyone lost their minds. They also âwonâ (Great/Bible couldnât win one of the two so he straight up unlocked the machine and pulled it outđ) the iconic cats in a recreation of their date in Greatâs 4MP hehe
THE ACTORS WHO PLAYED YOUNG GREAT AND YOUNG TYME HAD A PERFORMANCE TO BUTTER BY BTS AND IT WAS GENUINELY SO FUCKING FUN AND THEY WERE LIKE BREAK DANCING ??? THEYRE SO GOOD!!! LITTLE UDON IS SOOO CUTE (honestly maybe the main highlight for meâŚ)
Bon Jovi cover from Jes on the drums and Bas on the guitar. Genuinely so fucking cool.
Even the dance stages that werenât related to the show were so fun. Like jjay doing mmmh by KaiâŚ. OHHH LORDDDD. Jes and Bible are good dancers! And also theyâre so hotđ I have to emphasize this guysđ
Full cast ohm hiwwhee cover!
Tyme/Jes and Den/Job had a scene as when they were in med school and it was so sillay and a little gay of course. Very entertaining I love the dynamic these two have
BUMP APPEARING FOR ONE PERFORMANCE LMFAO. IN THE SAME LITTLE SKIT TITLE/JET AND DOME/MIO HAD A LITTLE GAY MOMENT AND THEN BUMP KISSES BOTH THEIR CHEEKS AND RUNS AWAY SKSKDJKS (it was like. Them as freshmen)
âIf this love triangle was a musicalâŚâ coming on screen right before a musical between korn/bas, tonkla/fuaiz, and win/jjay made me lose my SHIT. it was LITERALLY 4 minutes: THE MUSICAL. Fuaiz was cunty as hell. Bas is honestly a great performer. And jjay got water dumped on him very dramatically/sadly as it ârainedâ LOL
Dome/Mio singing billkinâs lahn mah ost to Tonkla/Fuaiz. V sad </3
DENKORN PARALLEL UNIVERSE. IF GREAT INSISTED FOR KORN TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER GETTING CUT IN THE NECK. AND EVEN FUNNIER THEY PARALLELED TYMEGREAT THE WAY DEN WAS LIKE âŚyeah Iâll take care of this guy Bee. AND IT GOT SO GAY LOLLLL
THE LIKE LITTLE DANCE PARTY WE HAD AT THE END??? Job was DJing and the cast was jumping around with everyone, going into the audience, and just having so much fun lol (esp Jes hehe)
PONGTONG WERE HERE AND THEY PULLED EM UP ON STAGE TO DANCE WITH THEM!!! Even the young actors danced too and mio was like carrying them it was very cute hehe
Just. Apoâs presence for the auction is always <3 and btw they raised over ฿400k for HIV research!!! They also kept kissing their photos LMAO (since the couple photo was last, jesbible kissed it at the same time kdksjd)
SEASON TWO BEING ANNOUNCED!!! It seems like 8 hours is about when you dreamđ and yes there was lots of screaming (tbh, it was nonstop screaming the whole time ofc)
ALMOST FORGOT. THE WAY THE COUPLES SHIRT MERCH WORKED FOR ALL OF THEM (in terms of characterization (mostly) and ship wiseâincluding ghost ships LOL). Those wearing white: jes, jjay, bas, and mio; those wearing black: bible, fuaiz, job, and jet
#IF THIS IS SCATTERBRAINED OR THERE ARE TYPOS AND WHATEVER SORRY IM NOT PROOFREADING IT REALLY#THERES A LOT THAT JUST HAPPENED AND MY BRAIN IS LIKE !!!!-$/&/!/!/8-$^^âŹ!]!\âŹ\âŹ!!!!!!!!!!#4 minutes#b.txt
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This Week in BL - All's Quiet on the BL Front
Organized, in each category, with ones I'm enjoying most at the top.
May 2024 Wk 3
Ongoing Series - Thai
Wandee Godday (Sat YT) ep 3 of 12 - I love how were getting a solid depiction of two queers just genuinely enjoying sex with each other. Thatâs actually rare in BL. In this case, it manages to also be weirdly adorable and cute.
Dee is such a tease. I guess Y likes a brat?Â
LOOK at those bedroom eyes!
Linguistics corner: when these two are being serious, sweet, or flirty with each other they use rao/nai which is kind of old fashioned and charming and not common in BL. They move pretty seamlessly into gu/mueng and back depending on the style of convo, tho. It's FUN to hear them talk.
Let the fake relationship commence!
My Stand-In (Thai Fri iQIYI) ep 4 of 12 eps - I HAVE THOUGHTS. I'm really enjoying the sinister backbone of this show. I hope they have the courage of their convictions in that regard and lean into a kind of sexy evil revenge narrative. It was a pleasure to watch the break up and I do not want a redemption arc for Ming or a romance for us. Fuck 'em, letâs just ride a revenge train, okay Joe baby?
Thatâs said, I totally sniffled at the ending scene where Ming (for two years!) has been paying penance cooking for two and waiting alone. Excellent pathos. Now, I understand how they're gonna make this a full 12 eps. And Iâm excited about it. Carry on!
We Are (Weds iQIYI) ep 7 of 16 - I wasn't a fan of Winny & Satang in My School President but I'm loving them in this. The thing with Q, Toey, and Chain had me hooting with laughter. I think Iâm finally just easing into the relaxed absurdity of this show. The key is not to expect anything from it. Just them being tiny gay idiots.
Two Worlds (iQIYI) ep 10 fin - Someday Iâd like to really enjoy a MaxNat show, but today was not that day. (I feel like ever since Between Us Iâve been generally disenchanted with established OG pairs and what theyâre bringing to the table. Perhaps thatâs a discussion for another day. Cherry Magic excepted, of course.)Â
OK, so this final episode, they sure tried to fit a lot in. But that made the pacing better for me. So I kinda liked this weird cliff notes resolution to the story.
In conclusion:
MaxNat do a credible job with a messy script about parallel worlds, gangsters, and strange diseases cured by forest fruits. It sounds confusing because it is. The chemistry is excellent the side pair is entirely forgotten about, and one could drive a Tardis through the plot holes. Still, I found it modestly enjoyable if not at all rewatchable. 7/10Â
Only Boo! (Sun YouTube) ep 6 of 12 - I do love how bold and brash Moo is. Heâs truly a great character, such an utter outgoing sunshine puppy focused on his pursuit of his older boy. I'm charmed by his utter harmlessness. They gave us a sweet coming out scene, and an awesome supportive mom. Frankly GMMTV has a good track record with moms. (With a few noted exceptions, of course.)
That said, I do keep forgetting this is a GMMTV offering. It just doesn't FEEL GMMTV. Just me?
OMG Vampire (Thai Sun ????) ep 1 of 10 - Starts tomorrow, will report on sitch next week. LeeFrank are back - not unlike the undead. But how do we feel about it? Unsure given their track record.
Ongoing Series - Not Thai
At 25:00 in Akasaka AKA 25 Ji Akasaka de (Japan Thurs Gaga) ep 5 of 10 - I like it. I like our sulky 2nd lead. Heâs pouty, adorable, brash, and adding some much-needed tension to this narrative. The blurring lines between show within a show is a lot of fun. Probably the best I've seen done in BL so far.
Living With Him AKA Kare no Iru Seikatsu (Japan Thurs Gaga) ep 6 of 10 - I like that we got backstory, but we also sort of already knew it. So this ep felt a bit like filler. They are wonderful when theyâre on screen together but when they aren't it's a bit dull. I hope we just get them together for the next 4 eps. But this is Japan, so I doubt it.
Blossom Campus (Korea Thurs Gaga & iQIYI) ep 1 of 6 - The image resolution on this show (via Iqiyi ) is terrible. Meanwhile, awkward crush. Jock nerd pairing. Dorky. Maybe a bit too much awkward/dorky for me? I'm not sold on this one.
Meanwhile the ordering then not eating or drinking of food continues. Very upsetting.
Boys Be Brave (Korea Viki) eps 5-8fin - This show was just never sure what it wanted to be. Slacker sunshine KiSub moves in with nerd JinWoo, mostly because he knows JinWoo likes him but won't confess and that's never happened to him before. It reminded me of some earlier KBLs like Behind Cut, yes is had bones but not much flesh, so it only just hung together and progressed through not very much plot in a jerking rattling fashion like an animated skeleton. All the story and chemistry was with the side couple and none of the screen time. That just annoyed me. What did this BL want to BE? Who tf knows. I, for one, donât care, and resolve to think no more on it. 6/10Â
Blue Boys (Korea Sat YouTube) - This ended at 4 eps on a cliffhanger. Since this is a very small studio I donât have a lot of faith in there being a part two. But they have bundled both this BL, and the GL, bingable chunks on YT. So if you want to binge it, itâs there. Just be aware that it ends on a cliffhanger.
My thoughts?
Promising reunion romances full of class and coming out struggles but I grade with what we got, not on expectations, and you know I HATE a cliffhanger. So yeah, it HAD promise but as of now it gets a 4/10 - fatally flawed. I reserve the right to change my mind if they amend for damages.
It's airing but...
You Made My Day (Thai YT) ep 1 of 5 - mini series staring the I Will Knock You couple Tar & Bom, started but I couldn't find it. I also didn't try very hard.
Lady Boy Friends (Thai WeTV grey) 16 eps - reminds me a bit too much of Diary of Tootsies only high school. Not my thing. DNF unless it turns a corner and is truly amazing.
A Balloon's Landing (Taiwan movie) trailer - A frustrated Hong Kong writer, Tian Yu, meets a Taipei street gangster, Xiang (Fandy Fan from HIStory2: Crossing the Line), and the two of them embark on a journey to find the Bay of Vanishing Whales. Along the way, they discover unexpected twists and turns and close bonds, which brings out the message that "there is always someone like you in this world who is waiting for you. This released to cinemas in Taiwan, no word on international release.
In case you missed it
A really really thorough and fascinating article on 2 Moons 2 and what happened.
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Upcoming BLs for 2024 are listed here. This list is not kept updated, so please leave a comment if you know something new or RP with additions.
May Releases
VBL (Taiwan) is releasing 4 'Special Episode' epilogues to their 4 2023 shows every Friday this month on Gagaoolala, Viki & Viu. Not sure on search terms or how to find these. (Or, frankly, if we need them.)
5/10 â You Are Mine
5/17 â VIP Only
5/24 â Stay By My Side
5/31 â Anti Reset
5/25 The Time of Fever AKA Unintentional Love Story 2 (Korea movie) trailer - HoTae & DongHee are back but unfortunately not in a cinema near me. Side couple from Unintentional Love Story, same actors, same character names. I love them. I NEED TO SEE THIS.
5/28 My Biker 2 (Thai movie YT?) - trailer
5/30 Knock Knock Boys (Thai Thurs WeTV) - I'm hoping I can get it elsewhere since my WeTV account is inactive, but I do love Best and I'm interested in seeing him in a new pairing. That said, I'm not wild about Seng... so I won't be too cut up if I can't get hold of this. More here.
5/31 The Time of Huannan (Taiwan movie) - May not be BL
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Remember When I Said Taehyung Might Not Be As Gay As We Thought?
Don't judge a man by his milfy wardrobe, he looks goooood.
It was... awhile ago. Maybe as far back as 2021 although I do not feel like link-searching it. It's in the archives if I didn't kill it.
Granted, there was a lot going on, then. There's still a lot going on and until now I had no desire to ever - EVER - return to this hellsite. Because Taekookers are fucking weird, yo. And some of y'all got a lil bit up in my shit too as I (fuzzily) recall. Which: it's whatever. I'm extremely unsocial, don't even answer my own DMs. And it's not personal, so I get it. I don't need or want to defend myself, but I will protect people I care about. With my absence, if necessary.
OT: I also totally kicked the big C while I've been out so that was nice. Yoongi the cat is pleased that his noms will continue uninterrupted. I will be in wigs for at least another year. It's all good. Oh LOOK at what we have here. Don't come at me for publishing this, I will explain.
I got it from actual media days ago, okay, and also: there was no expectation of real privacy. Keep reading. Or don't, I'm not telling you what to do.
ANYWAY. I had to come back, mainly to say TAENNIE IS REAL I TOLD Y'ALL IDK WHY NOBODY EVER BELIEVES ME BUT HERE WE ARE. I'm gloating. Honestly, it's so rude, I'd apologize if I cared. But I am rude and snorfling into my cheerios about this. Tae just made me so damn happy, is all.
LET THE MAN BE BI OR HETEROFLEXIBLE OR EVEN STRAIGHT IDC. Jennie clearly makes him happy. Look at his "I'm going to Paris to see my girlfriend" face!
And in that very specific jewelry look, no less. Foundrae. Again. Still. Hm.
Here's what I can tell you based on my limited third hand no sources no receipts this is probably utter bullshit usual disclaimer: It's a soft open, kids. This whole "oopsie we just so happened to get caught taking a lil walk in public with our managers in tow during which date at least one of us signed several autographs, what a surprise" is in fact a soft open for what will likely be a public confirmation PRETTY DAMN SOON. It might happen before I get this thing published, actually, depending on when I get it up. If it's before May 22 at noon my time, no idea. If after, well. Guess we'll see. Jennie's supposed to show up at the screening of HBO's The Idol that day, screening at the Grand Lumiere at 10:30 CEST. One wonders if she will arrive alone, or bring a plus one. It's a big ask, and if he does it they're probably getting married, that's how big a deal it would be. So I'm not holding my breath, but.
This seems like a reasonable prospect for a plus-one viewing. Might not be the only one but... Jennie's IN IT so.
I'M NOT SAYING THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN. I think it would be a fucking POWER move if it did, but I also do not necessarily expect that it will. It COULD. It... MIGHT. It might not. Either way they're a thing, I'm telling you. They are, have been, a thing. For awhile. And it is apparently quite serious - like up to and including talk of engagement serious.
Remember when a bunch of folk thought that one gummy bear dude was going to jail for "hacking" Jennie's phone only there's been no actual movement on any "investigation"? Yeah. Trickle truthing, they call it. Give 'em a little bit, let them deny it and yell and chew on it for awhile before you give 'em a little more. But c'mon, nobody's wearing half the love-themed couple pieces at Foundrae for no damn reason.
Seriously they got the whole collection almost and both have been seen wearing them almost exclusively. For a year.See airport pic above.
Look, I don't have inside info on Taehyung. I do not. I ain't hang with his friends and I don't know him personally. Never met the guy. But I know a PR move when I see one and this is exactly that.
We all know how toxic stan culture can be. Some ToadlicKKers (and a few of us house elves) are certifiably bonkers, if stan twitter is anything to go by. And the guys, the company, they expect a whole meltdown. They know this is not gonna make half their fans happy. I mean the tkkers have a point in that it looks like they wanted to be seen. BECAUSE IT'S A SOFT OPEN. What Taejen/Taennie/Jenhyung and the companies also know is that based on historic shipper behavior, this is gonna come back on Jimin, Jungkook, maybe Rose' and Lisa. And by extension, the other members. Maybe not as much due to their respective distance, but still. I bet by the time I finish this it will have already started.
Oh look there it is. Fuck those bitches, really.
Good LORDT. I'm not adding the audio, if y'all are that hungry for psycho hose beast Jimin hate hie thee to stan twt.
But, totally off-topic kinda...
... wouldn't it be cool if Jennie, who speaks great English, was hanging out with Troye Sivan and was like "so you know my boyfriend tells me that his bffs..." I'M JUST SAYING NETWORKING IS COOL AND FRIENDS OF FRIENDS GET THINGS DONE OKAY.
You know that girl has the scoop. If Tae knows it, she knows it. Oh heeeeyyy Troye.
Also OT: I love that Taekook have been hanging out a little more lately. It's refreshing. I genuinely think having Jennie in his life has been good for Tae in several ways. And you know, I'm kinda surprised Taennie has lasted this long. I didn't honestly think they would. It warms my decrepit, sad old heart a bit. Turns out I have a lot more to say so IDK IDK, if I feel okay about it I might be back. Right now I'm just waiting for the official Taennie nod and the continued total meltdown.
#oh shit here we go again#taennie#stan twt#cannes#taehyung#kim taehyung#jennie#meanwhile the jeon parks continue unabated but that's another thing#tae in paris#random troye sivan#cannes 2023#yoongi the cat not the man#why the hell am i even here
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Is it possible when you have the chance can you do a stepdad vore stepson because wife wanted to get rid of old family with ex husband
Joe's bachelor party was supposed to be pretty simple. His brother, Gary, my future uncle, was the one who was planning all of it. A small group of us guys just hanging out at the hotel a couple of days before the wedding. Video games, beer, poker, tanning, steaks.
When my phone went off while at the pool, Joe splashed some water my way. He may have been a suave lawyer, but he was always a little playful. "That Grindr?"
And of course, that led the rest of the guys teasing me. Gary grabbed his speedo with a chuckle and said. "I ordered some women. Wouldn't have done that if I knew we had a cocksucker here."
"I'm not going to suck your cock, uncle," I said.
Joe grabbed me. "So he gets to be 'uncle' but you still won't call me 'dad,' huh? Little shit." We went under water.
That night, we were drinking beer in Joe's room. We were on our second round of Texas Hold 'Em. Porn played on one tv on silent - gay porn, a sort of "first person to get hard has to suck everyone's cock thing, no doubt more teasing aimed at me. On another, some violent action flick I'd never seen played. The effects were outdated. My vision was getting a bit blurry. My eyes were heavy. Why was I so tired?
"You okay, bud?" Joe asked, and then I passed out.
When I cam too, groggy and blinking away the blurry lights, my head was pounding. My limbs were stiff and heavy. My breaths were small, but it wasn't like it was hard to breathe. Everything was cool and sticky. Gary was grinning down at me. He was naked. "He's awake," he called. The rest of the guys cheered.
I was on the table. The guys were over by the TV. They were all naked, including Joe. God he was handsome. Nice thick cock, too. What was I thinking? That was gross. Shit. Were they making good on the whole "having a cocksucker around" thing?
Joe made his way to the head of the table or, rather, where my head was. His heavy balls pressed down against my forehead. They were so warm. "Too bad you didn't want to call me daddy while choking on my dick, kid," he said. He called me that when he wanted to piss me off. I'd just graduated college. I was a grown-ass man. Him being a prick like that sometimes was why I refused to call him dad. Not to mention, he still wouldn't be my step-father for a few more days.
He ground his balls against my face, then pulled away and leaned over me with a wicked grin. "If you had, I probably would've kept you around. But your mom wants a family of our own, and if you don't want to be my pet, then..."
His jaw unhinged like some creature from a horror movie. My slow heart stopped for a moment. When it came back too, the world was dark and wet. His tongue pulsed beneath my head. His teeth gently scraped over my back. Slick, wet sounds, swallowing sounds, filled my ears as I slipped further... inside my mouth.
Joe was eating me.
My head dangled over the abyss of his throat. Outside, the guys cheered him on. Someone was rubbing their cock between my feet. Others were engaging my hands.
A slight, impossible light filled his throat. Saliva spilled down the pink walls of his throat. "Stop," I whispered. I didn't have the energy to scream. Then I was falling head first down the cavern. It pressed tight against my flesh and, shameful though it was to admit, it felt amazing. I was hard and leaking by the time my cock slid into Joe's mouth. His tongue slipped between my cheeks and prodded at my hole.
Almost as if it were a last breath, I moaned louder than I had in my entire life. It was a plea, though what for I couldn't tell. To cum? To get fucked by future dad? For him to finish eating me?
When my feet passed between his lips, they were covered in the cum of his brother and buddies. I curled up in the tight, warm, slightly smelly embrace of Joe's stomach. He belched, and the sound rattled my brain. I went dizzy.
"Looks like I'm pregnant with you now," Joe said. "Gonna call me dad now that I'm pregnant with you?" Of course he was teasing me. He never refused a chance for that.
"What did you do?" i asked.
"I ate you. And now I'm gonna turn you into a big steaming pile, you piece of shit," he laughed. "You want to be my shit?"
The warmth was starting to sting my skin and the inside of my mouth and nostrils. "I don't want... to be shit, daddy," I pleaded.
"Lesson learned: never turn down daddy."
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I woke in a sweat, my dad's thick, hairy arms wrapped around me. We were naked in his bed. We started sleeping like this on my 21st. I drank with him for the first time and started crying about mom's death. He cried too. One thing led to another, and he ended up pounding my ass like a beast.
It was a dream. It was just a dream... but...
"What's wrong?" Dad asked, snuggling into my neck.
"I had a dream you ate me," I said.
Dad pulled me tighter against him. When he whispered, there was a growl. Something hungry. "Did you remember being daddy's shit? Getting flushed down the toilet? How you kept begging me not to digest you? You told me I'd get to fuck you all I want." His cock hardened against my ass. "You know... It might be time for me to put my boy back in his place." His big hand grabbed my cock. "Steal all your youth while you melt away into a big meaty soup in my gut. Maybe next time you'll remember sooner. Beg me to eat you." He licked my ear. "Wanna test it out, baby? No promises I'll let you out."
Despite the pounding of me heart, I nodded. "Yes, daddy."
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Is it me, or is Vivziepop bad at writing romantic relationships? It feels like she wants to write "problematic", drama-filled romance where the characters start out toxic, there are misunderstandings, betrayals etc cuz the show is supposed to be about "problematic gays", and that's perfectly valid, but she can't write chemistry. So far, it feels like Blitzo clings to Stolas because he's afraid he will end up alone and unloved, but doesn't actually care for him as a person. He often looks uncomfortable with Stolas' flirting even if he reciprocates sometimes.
I've seen couples in children's media with much better written-relationships and chemistry, like Roxanne and Megamind. It's clear they enjoy each other's company, they have mutual banter and flirting and he respects her intelligence.
I know Stolitz is supposed to be "toxic" pre-character development but at this point it still sucks that so far, it's impossible to tell what the characters like about each other other than the sex.
(I've been told that Stolas enjoys how Blitzo made him laugh when they met during the circus but that's not been developed enough as a concept to count).
Yeah here's a thought: When has he made Stolas laugh during adulthood?! Where was that moment? What do they even have in common other than liking dudes?
Oh shit. I think I get why fans of this show accuse critics of being homophobic. It's because this relationship has literally no substance other than "they're gay". (Or Stolas might be, anyway. Their specific orientations are never clarified in the show that I can recall.) Oh, you don't like this mlm relationship? You must hate ALL mlm relationships. Funny how the fans are the ones fixated on that aspect while no one I've seen criticize the show has ever cited the homoerotica as evidence that this relationship sucks. No, it sucks because there's absolutely no depth to it. There's nothing to make us root for it to work.
Sure, the characters have their own personalities as individuals, and there's potential for chemistry in how those personalities and backgrounds oppose each other, but the show never explores it. What would happen if Stolas tried to fit into Blitzo's poverty-stricken school of hard knocks, or if Blitzo tried to fit in with high society? What if they just had a conversation about what life has been like for each of them? Where are the bonding moments that show us this is more than just a transactional arrangement (or at least that it could be)? What made Stolas suddenly fall in love with Blitzo offscreen between Episodes 6 and 7, after treating him like an object the entire season? Why the fuck does he care if Blitzo comes to see him in the hospital or not? Why should we care as viewers?
Funny enough, this neat video by LocalScriptMan just came out (check out this channel, seriously), and it talks about going deeper into writing relationships than just smashing two characters with differing personalities together. Again, differing personalities can create potential for chemistry (as each character learns new perspectives from the other), but a pairing of opposites isn't chemistry in and of itself.
If Helluva Boss's writers gave us a good mlm relationship with actual substance, more power to 'em! Maybe we'll get one with Asmodeus and Fizzarolli, but... ehh. It's doubtful at this point.
#helluva boss#helluva critical#writing#anti stolitz#romantic chemistry#relationships#shipping#ask#chinesegal
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