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do you ever think about how Michael probably hated being compared to his father, yet in both Watsonian and Doylist terms, that's all he ever was
like in watsonian ways, all the animatronics targeted him and attacked him because he looked so similar to his father that they were the same people to the children.
and in doylist ways, the only thing that defined him was his quest to defeat his father.
like, what in canon has clued us in about Mike's personality? That has nothing to do with his family or animatronics? it's that he likes a show called the immortal and the restless.
that's it.
everything else we have given him in fanon.
he spent his whole life trying to deal with his father to prove he wasn't him, yet he's entirely defined by his father.
and without him, he's barely a character.
it adds a sort of horror to his death in pizza sim. like when he attempted to lay his father to rest permanently, the universe laid him as well, because it had no purpose for him outside of his father.
it also kinda makes glammike a little fucked up if you think about it this way, even if he either moved on or his spirit lingered in the pizzeria. his father rose again and the universe either dragged him out of the afterlife or kept him in the basement because what else is he if not his father's watcher
do you ever think about that despite his best efforts to not be his father, he's entirely defined by the man
do you ever think about that
or are you normal.
#quill talks#fnaf#michael afton#glammike#everyday i go apeshit about characters who were unfulfilled by the narrative#like who were you!!#what could you have been if you weren't confined by your narrative!!#did you even have a chance to be anything!!#or were you doomed by the narrative from the start#this post was brought to you by#me going to barnes and noble and getting the character encyclopedia#and realizing mike was left out of it#and at first being like#'how could you forget him?!'#'he's literally one of the main characters!!'#before thinking#'what if there was a fucked up reason tho'
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every new piece of information i learn about the book of bill makes me feel like this
#i really should just buy the book at this point its getting kind of embarrassing#but fuck. some of those lost journal 3 pages..#next barnes and nobles visit. probably#gravity falls#the book of bill
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not related to fic shit at all but my god do I want to fist fight Sam’s family
#his birthday was a month ago and did either of his parents or siblings send anything?? a card?? no#he had to tell his mom he wanted a Barnes and noble gift card instead of just $100 and she said she’d send it#ofc she never actually did. and she hasn’t mentioned a word about it#she didn’t even know he liked reading#because she doesn’t ask#but his siblings?? she knows all their hobbies/interests but Sam?? fuck no#because Sam is her blank slate she can project her idealized version of a husband onto and he’s not allowed to be his own person#hence why she despises me
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any1 wanna think through a problem for me
#im tryin to buy a book but ive Never purchased anything online from half price books and i a) dont want the book to be all fucked up#cause itd be used and b) shipping. i dont know when itll arrive and i want it NOW#so i checked barnes and noble which says like 2 day shipping BUT i have to pay like 8 dollars for shipping#so i Also checked the warhammer website which is probably out of the picture cause shipping is expensive and time of arrival is unknown#i can't find it anywhere in person so i Have to buy it online unfortunately#but what do i choose#hpb is cheapest but im skeptical of the quality itd be cause i can't see the actual copy im gettin But barnes n noble is expensive
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I have the worst luck with nail salons dear grace, what I wanted vs what I got
#radiorambles#first time was a couple years back they did a horrible job#flashforward today they did a worse job didn't do what I asked for and The guy that did my nails massaged my hands and MOVED MY SLEEVES UP#to MASSAGE MY ARMS the hands I get BUT MY ARMS??#dude had gell fused to my skin so it was stuck then took off half the polish and wasn't going to fix it like I asked#I SAID hey can you fix this I don't like how it is I was polite and this shit happens#I don't know if there was like a language barrier or ehat but I almost had a mental breakdown in the nail salon#thankfully the day got better me abd moons got boba and went to Barnes and nobles#it was a nice day but I'm still peeved about the nail thing#GUESS WHAT THEY CHARGED? 35 BUCKS#like??? i was supposed to get fake nails n' stuff not THAT#I hate it so much#my mom and sister were pissed#my sister does nail stuff as a hobby and shes REALLY good at it and then this professional place just this#I could do a better job on my own like what the fuck anyways ramble over I needed to get that off my chest again AAA
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Look I am so sorry to that Barnes and Noble employee that just had to deal with me five minutes before closing, covered in dirt from softball, looking like I’d been crying, and asking for the Book of Bill. I am so sorry random B&N employee I know this probably won’t reach you but goddamn that was an experience.
And yes I had been crying don’t worry about it I’m better now that I have my BoB
#barnes and noble#b&n#the book of bill#book of bill#gravity falls#sadly it’s not the exclusive but I was too fucked up to care#I will cry happy tears when I read it in the morning
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This is your friendly reminder to seek out local bookstores for the sake of your own pocket AND in support of local small businesses!
I just went to the small independent bookstore in my town, and my favorite thing about them is that they buy used books AND you can get either cash or store credit for that!
I have sold SO many books that I don’t plan on rereading. I’ll typically keep my all time favs and then sell whatever I’m done with or what ever I didn’t like. BUT THE POINT IS that this has allowed me to accrue store credit to buy MORE books. Like just the other day I bought Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros. WHICH WAS LISTED AT 30 DOLLARS HOLY SHIT. And I did not spend a dime.
So, rather than buying books at large bookstores like B&N, consider supporting your local small businesses. It keeps them open! And it may also save you money!
#small business#small businesses#Bookstore#small bookstores#local bookstore#fuck capitalism#barnes and noble#rebecca yarros#fourth wing#iron flame#save money#small independent bookstore
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i am twelve years old again and kicking my legs and giggling my feet
#calarts#i had to run dreadful errands today and have been this enormous ball of anxiety over starting school again#fun little detour to barnes n noble and gf in general has been embarrassingly grounding#also finally said fuck it and pre ordered book of bill mid september drop#i can not wait for the november restock of the gold edition i'm not strong enough.....aaiuuuggh#gravity falls#alex hirsch#bill cipher
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Fema aid station inside a closed Lego store in the mall #floodcore
#today I h#i have discovered that the barnes and noble in the mall near work is a good place to hide from all my friends and my roommates#because. without exception. all my friends who read abhor the commercialism of the big box bookstore#and all my friends who don’t care about commercialism straight up don’t read.#I hate the commercialism in here too but the cafe has a booth and I am just getting my grubby mitts on all their merchandise and not#spending a dime.#ok this is the first time I’m doing this. this isn’t a habit I just do not want to be at home rn for reasons of I’m a loser and people are#pregaming for a massive dj set that I’m mercilessly beating myself up over not wanting to go to#it’s more complicated than that obviously there are years old interpersonal things at play but I’m really sick of my one roommate’s#commentary on my social life right now#as if I’m not so fucking sad a bunch of my friends just left! aughhhh ok well it’s me and this contemporary bestseller against the world#hurricane helene
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I'm sick and it might only be the fever but I just had a thought that we could've named Stucky Barnes&Noble instead.
#because he's bucky BARNES#and who's more NOBLE thank captain fucking america?#tell me i'm wrong#i dare you#stucky#captain america#winter soldier#steve rogers#bucky barnes#steve rogers x bucky barnes#missed opportunity#smh#marvel#what else do i tag#i'm having a fever word vomit again#sorrrrry#aaaaah
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forgot you existed honestly
-@barnes-and-noble-official
doubtful considering who i am
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bro im so ready to read wrath of the triple goddesses (i dont even have the book yet)
#bjs... take me to bjs NOW#or barnes and nobles#FUCK#ANY BOOKSTORE#I NEED MY FILL OF PJO#percy jackson#rick riordan#anni rants#pjo#books
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dude can you please do a face reveal i need to see what you look like. or draw yourself. im so curious im sorry ok bye have a good day
yes i do look like the most sterotypical asian man imaginable. yes i am a biology major. yes i use reddit. yes im an incel. yes my favorite subjects are math and biology. yes i wore polo shirts through all of middle school. yes i am blind without my glasses. yes the lenses are so fucking thick they stick out of the frames. yes i have racist huge front buck-teeth. yes i am abnormally short. yes im a shitty driver. dont ask me about my penis.
#i put two vers bc i have a half failed stache going on#but like people either notice it immediately or dont at all until someone says something then they cant unsee it#im a late bloomer and its been getting thicker recently but not enough to shave yk?#also started developing a hint of a master shifu thang under my lip but a tiny hint nothin special yet#i have eternal asian youth btw okay know that as a highschool senior in my mixed classes some thought i was a middle schooler#bc my highschool was mixed with middleschoolers#when i go to restaurants outside the asian community i get handed the kids menu sometimes#wieners friends saw a photo of me hanging with him 2 months ago and asked why he was hanging with an 11 year old#everytime i tell people my age theyre surprised its hell on fucking earf#dont even get me started on what happened in barnes n noble when i was buying my chinese yaoi (shoutout to those who remember when dat)#ask#also i am 4'11 and that is normal for my family my mom n dad are like 5'1 n 5'2
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stood in line for an hour at barnes and noble just to get my precious
#mjspeaks#wore my robert pattinson shirt to get it too. that wasn’t planned or anything#the riddler year one#dc#barnes and noble’s new design sucks by the way. felt like i was in the fucking AIRPORT
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did you see the UO marie antoinette limited vinyl?
i literally just started crying i owe you my entire life savings
#the vinyl being fucking ugly but the cover artwork being from the original release……. oh my GOD#yeah i dropped 60 bucks no questions asked barnes and noble you are fucking NOTJING TO ME#clicking confirm didn’t even help bc i DID get the BN vinyl it just went to shit after that so i’ll be nervous until it’s in my hands djdjd
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