#fuck Valentino and vox

[annachum]

Angel Dust's sexual escapades with Valentino became a nightmare for him

At first it started off so good, Valentino was at first, a seemingly tender lover and everything Angel has hoped for

Yet as time went on...

Valentino becomes increasingly more abusive, cruel and manipulative behind closed doors. Each sexual escapade becomes more harrowing than the last, with Valentino deaf on his cries to stop as he kept pushing past his limits in the bedroom

Even worse Vox sometimes watches the whole thing while fapping himself over such inhumane torture

And then there was Husk - the sensitive Bar cat with a gruff demeanor

Angel Dust took one look at him and fell in love at first sight. Husk is nothing like Valentino - no fakery, no bullshitting, just straight up honest truth about most things.

And that's one thing Angel likes so much about Husk - he is everything Valentino is not

After Husk saved him from the shark gangsters, the two have gotten closer, testing the waters of their new budding romance, as Husk set Angel healthy boundaries, being a real gentleman to him and all that

It felt....nice. Not the thundering butterflies he once felt about Valentino ( whom he grew to loathe ), but a stable, secure kind of nice

Their first kiss after their first date was a tender and sweet one. Husk was the one to ask for consent, and Angel laughs and said, ' Oh, sugar, ya had me at hello. '

He gently held Angel's waist, flew up a little and tenderly kissed Angel's lip gloss mouth, as the rain poured outside of them, while they stayed in the shade outside of the Italian restaurant Husk took him to ( a month after the events of Loser Baby )

And their first time after their first time fighting the Exorcists together was truly special for both of them

Angel, being used to be a ' service ' in bed, is surprised ( in a good way ) that Husk strives to show Angel what it truly means to feel good in bed

' Let me make you feel good, Angel, ' Husk crooned in his ear. ' You deserve it, kid. '

And their first love making was a slow, sweet, and sensual one, far more passionate than any of the porn flicks Angel starred, far better than those times Valentino and sometimes Vox sexually assaulted him.

Angel sobbed in joy as he reached his first orgasm with Husk. It was one of the best feelings ever, for both of them

And as they lay there on Angel's pink bed, both feel luckier than ever, that they found love in a crapsaccarhine place

[imnotrealdeadass]

Do y'all see it, do you see the vision

[mr-malumm]

Aquarium trip cuz we love summer vees WOOOO

[allastoredeer]

Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.

Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.

+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will

[canonicallygay]

world’s worst polycule. only one of them is having fun

[thestrawberrypimp]

Y'ALL I AM SCREAMING, HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS

THEY GOT POPSICLED???

[vypridae]

im fucking pumping out art with these guys

[broadwayfangirl222]

I don't ship Vox and Alastor but I adore the idea of it as this one-sided thing. Like Vox is, on some level, low key into Alastor. That his side of the rivaly, outside of the obvious old vs new debate they have, is kinda like that old, stupid stereotype of the asshole kid pulling on their crush's pigtails (as well as just being pissed off 'cause he got rejected) Meanwhile for Alastor, he just genuinely hates Vox and has fun messing with him

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*sees Alastor and Vox arguing*

Gen!Z reader: Gurl bye, it’s giving enemies to lovers😭✋

*arguing stops*

Alastor: 😃???

Vox: ..It’s giving WHAT?!🤬

[onesidedradiostatic]

can we talk about how the weirdest part of staticmoth isn't even the fact that they're toxic to each other?

it's how they both react to each other's toxicity with nonchalance.

like. first, during val's tantrum, val throws a glass at vox, or well, in his vicinity.

then vox just... steps away like it's nobody's business, barely bothered by it.

and later, when it's vox's turn to be angry, he roughly pulls val down, shakes him, and shouts at his face.

then val just... shrugs it off.

usually when you think of a toxic relationship, you'd probably think of person A being toxic to person B then person B biting back just as toxic until it's a back and forth of toxicity, a full-blown fight.

but that. that's not staticmoth. staticmoth is fucking weird in that when one is acting toxic towards the other, the other acts nonchalant and doesn't retaliate. then they switch roles on who the toxic one is and who the nonchalant one is.

I am not at all denying the toxicity in their relationship, but they certainly are a really fucking weird brand of toxic that is just. so hard to describe.

[snowheartsz]

THE??? DANCING?????????

[lycanr0t]

protective

[forbiddentaako]

charging up to be the season 2 villains

[mr-malumm]

Happy Val Day theyre in love with each other i like when the tall scary one throws the tv around 😍🥰😍🥰😍✨📺🦋✨

[hiemaldesirae]

cw: abortion ment

happy pride

original (??) under cut

[corvidaesgarden]

voxval brainrot begins >:)