#fuck I misspelled bisexual

[qweerty30]

People who don’t like certain identities a pride are so funny.

Imagine going to a circus and asking why one of the clowns are there.

Im honking my nose and doing a wierd dance for a reason ! >:(

[couragekitten]

Oh pride month is ending? Yeah the CEO of gay came to my house and told me it's actually pride year now and everyone should keep making the gayest posts imaginable all the time.

[aubreyathame]

i got too silly again!!!!! the tags are a nightmare. favorite character bingo TWO baby!!! check part one here

anyways as im writing all this i realized i misspelled 'lamby' lamb. its lammy. i hate myself

text below cut because this one is harder to read even though i resorted to just typing for 4 of them

(Kisuke) Urahara: "I'm sure it's just some pretty girl talking about me somewhere"

David (Leatherhoff): "I really need to take these pills" (Jacket says E A 4 5)

(Jill) Lammy (Lamb): "Leave it to...Lamby!!!" (misspelling but i dont want to fix because this took 2 days)

Roronoa Zoro: "I'll become stronger for her!"

Plague Knight: "Hee hee hee!"

Leshy: "Sacrifices must be made"

Z(hen) ((Feat. Abby)): "if we ever actually slept together id fucking annihilate your bisexuality. youd become a permanent lesbian." (real ass quote from psycholonials)

Spectre Knight: The Reaper cometh

Isaac: Who am I?

Nika Allen: "I, Nika Allen, 7 years old, am sick to death of this world"

Agatha (Knife): "I love animals!!" (i THINK this is an exact quote but she gets really close if its not)

Mari: "All it costs is your love"

(Vinsmoke) Sanji: "Defying a cook in the seas is suicidal, you know?"

The Observer: "Fuck Adam Rosner" (real quote from tribetwelve, trust)

Anzu (Kinashi): "If you don't think, you don't have to be afraid"

(The Siren)

Benrey: "Can I see your passport?" (Passport says 'Benrey' 3x)

HABIT: "I AM MANKIND'S BAD HABIT"

Lonely Wizard: "STIMULATION."

Zoe: "Eldritch cutie, reporting for duty!"

(Sōsuke) Aizen: "Adoration is the furthest state from understanding"

whiteface: "Look at you...how sad. Your body is all closed up."

[frogcereal29]

Pls read this first bit <:3 just so u know what ur getting into:

Ok. ITS FINALLY FUCKING HERE. PLSSS understand theres little to no structure to these, just random little ideas thrown about, some of this shit might even contradict itself, but I've read over this like 4 times and if anything is out of place or misspelled lmk. NSFW WARNING, its all mixed in with sfw sorry😭 also there is an TW for SA!!! Its not in detail but I touch on stuff i think nikto went thru and i mention it along with abuse and him being burnt alive briefly so yeah :( you don't have to read that I'll put a warning before it.

And Now I present....

Frog's Nikto & Krueger headcanons:

- I think Nikto would actually love music, he's just picky. Please don't play some catchy radio-pop shit, the voices will be repeating it in his head for hours. He needs something loud and/or emotional that silences them. Or classical music, weirdly enough.

- He learned that from Krueger, who you would never expect it, but dabbles in classical music often. Like its not his whole music identity, probably only a third of it. But he introduced it to Nikto and he found the same solace in it that Krueger did. What can I say? Classical music really is just nice to the brain, even to mentally unstable guys.

- Nikto is bisexual, and is comfortable with it, despite his religious upbringing. And Krueger has NO label. He refuses to be bound by one. As long as you have gentials, are hot, and can consent, Krueger is stickin his dick in it.

- Both used to primarily swing towards women, but the predominantly male environment of the military brought out their deepest dreams and desires with the same sex. Krueger definitely swings mostly towards men now, but Nikto is exactly 50/50 split, just don't feel like he'd have a side yk?

- Nikto doesn't get action a lot outside of sex with krueger, and sex is rarely passionate/meaningful for him (he mostly uses it to relieve stress or cause he's bored, Krueger gets it. Though the post-nut clarity nikto gets is immense, but he keeps doing it anyways), and he probably doesn't feel attraction often, so I feel like he doesn't think about which gender he swings towards more. Just fucks whoever he can get some action with and goes about his life.

- I feel like despite everything though, Nikto is a lover, he loves his friends, he loves his family, his pet. Its just not the typical outward kind of love. You gain his trust and you have a friend til the grave, also he's for sure a family man, at least he deeply yearns to be. He knows he can't though, and that it's not possible (or safe) now with the life he's led, but he'd be lying if he said he didn't lay awake at night thinking of what could've been...five kids, a big house with a white picket fence, right back in the hometown he grew up in in Russia.

- he still wouldn't mind a partner in his current situation, but please don't expect a normal relationship with him. He's anything but and needs a partner that can handle it.

- expect silence, it doesn't have to be uncomfortable unless you make it that way, but if you're someone who enjoys carrying 95% of the conversation, or sitting in silence, you'll come to really enjoy his company

- good listener, you can tell all the tea and drama to Nikto, and he's not a diva so the drama dies with him, not like he cares anyways.

- CANNOT TRUST KRUEGER WITH THE TEA. He has selectively loose lips, if he gains some funny new information (potential blackmail hehe :3), he'll grab and run with it.

- Him and Krueger genuinely do love and care for eachother (and they have a freaky weird way of showing it), but they aren't dating. They still sleep around with others, but they somehow always end up back in each other's arms.

- I feel like this is partly cause of Krueger, who really isn't the type to seal the deal like that. He jokes and calls nikto his husband or boyfriend sometimes (especially if nikto is nagging at him) but he likes his options open. Although he would be lying if he said he didn't think about Nikto when fucking others... That man just does something to him.

- in those rare moments Nikto does find himself deeply attracted to someone, whether that's Krueger or someone else, he feels like a weak little boy again, his heart is beating fast and he can't even pin point the feeling until he finally caves and goes to the on-site nurse because the feeling of being this infatuated is so foreign he thinks he's sick.

- even prior to his facial deformalities, I don't think he had many girlfriends, he probably had some in High School, but I feel like he joined the military early on and put his work and life goals first and foremost before any woman (or man). Around the time he started finally thinking of settling and finding someone nice, the Zakhaev situation happened, and it just about killed his love life for years.

- This is my own dark personal hc, and please don't paint this as me being disrespectful (TW HERE!!) but I do believe he was SAed, along with being physically, mentally, and emotionally abused during his time there. Guys can experience abuse too, and having rep for them is important!! (Especially rep w/o it being comically charged, wtf hollywood😐) and I believe that anything awful that can happen to a person without killing them, probably happened to nikto, whatever he went through litteraly erased his old sense of self so like... It was awful, absolutely horrific. Because of this, he wouldn't let anyone touch him for the first few months back from being captive, he was aggressive and set off by things that seemed little to others, but sent his mind spiraling, bringing the horrors back to memory. it took being forced by fellow soliders to get him into very temporary therapy, (it lasted three months) at least enough so he could trust and work with people again and so he could get back to his job.

- (Another tw here!!) I also think he was burned, chemically, and with cigarettes, and I wouldn't be surprised if they doused him in gasoline, lit him up, and then put him right back out with a bucket of freezing cold ice water. He suffered so much shit that no human should have to go through, the fact he's alive should earn him a comically large trophey and a free trip to hawaii, he deserves it and so much more💔

- if you are close to him, you'll very quickly find he has subtle ways of showing his affection

- Man is an acts of service and gift-giving type of lover. Expect lots of russian treats, and jarred goods randomly appearing in your fridge, or wrapped neatly in a gift bakset on the kitchen counter. And expect anything around you that breaks to be fixed within the hour. Table leg broken? Blink, and think again! Leaky pipe? Boom. Consider the pipe, unleaked.

- I just know they are BOTH ass men. Ass and thighs all day, everyday. Man or woman, don't care, SIT ON THEIR FACEEEEEE🗣🗣🗣

- Nikto's entire face has texture. From scarring. Do with that what you will.

- Krueger has a tongue slit, as well as a shit ton of peircings, he loved body mods in his youth, but he hasnt worn any of them since he fled his home country. (The piercings he had specifically, cause I love piercings, as for anyone else who does too☺️: eyebrow piercing on both sides, bridge, snake bites, smiley, septum and both nostrils, industrial on left side, 3 lobe piercings on both sides, helix & forward helix on right side, snake eyes, nipple piercings, and yes... A prince albert to top it all off, like i said he sadly doesn't wear any of the jewelry anymore because it would just be more inconvenient for his job, but you can see the piercing holes are still there if you look close enough.)

- because of this, you can imagine what that freaky-deaky split tongue can do ;)c ur welcome!

- Nikto has a breeding kink. Like I said earlier, he wants to be a family man. If his partner is afab, he fantasizes getting them pregnant, the pride that would swell in him seeing them swell with his kids. this man will whisper things about your future with him, and your non-existent children into your ear like its the hottest shit in the world. But he always pulls out💔 (he won't use condoms, pulling out is the only method of 'protection' he'll use. Same with Krueger honestly.)

- when his sex life does get passionate and serious, Nikto feels like a Pearly Gates kinda guy (look up 'pearly gates sex position' if you dunno) especially if his mask is off and its the beginning or early on in a relationship. He looses confidence easily in the bedroom with lovers, especially if he thinks for even a moment that they might be unattracted to him. This position allows him the best angle to feel them up and carress their body, and whisper sweet things into their ear, all while also hiding himself from them (since they'd be looking up at the ceiling in this position)

- omg there so many nikto hcs here, i forgot all my Krueger ones sksgska

- Krueger listens to Mindless self indulgence, thank you for coming to my ted talk.

- Krueger knows how to play the drums. He learned back when he was a young rambunctious teenager, and now, he's a old rambunctious man :)

- I think Krueger always had a rebellious nature to him, he spent his teenage years commiting petty crimes in Austria with a gang of doggish boys like him. He finally killed his parents after a long history of disagreement and dissaproval with them. He was 19 years old and so fucking sick of their bitching, and when they found out he was doing hard drugs, they threatened to turn him into the police, he just couldn't have that.

- Krueger and nikto have matching tats somewhere, idk of what, but I just imagine one dumb drunk night, krueger got nikto all hammered and feeling riskque, stumbling around bars with him, they stumbled right into a tattoo parlor and got a small one, maybe tramp stamps, maybe right on the buttcheek or above their crotch, but somewhere they have something really silly or eachothers names tatted down, and neither of them want to talk about it.

- Kruger's names for Golem and Nikto is his phone are 'Ehemann Eins' and "Ehemann Zwei" and if he meets anymore men and gets close with them, they will be named and numbered accordingly in his contacts.

- both Nikto and Golem (yay golem hcs!!) Have their contacts for him as 'the fucker' but in their respective language.

Is this enough to post? Lol? I had more before the deletion cause I wanted a lot of hcs for ppl to read but I've seen how much I've rewritten and I don't wanna risk my dumbass loosing this again, so im posting it at the length its at, crazy it took me weeks to think and write everything down originally, but took maybe 2 hours total to rewrite it. Anyways, enjoy!! I can just write more later if I remember anything else!

[dorianwolfforest]

"Dorian you havent talked about your SSO OC's in DECADES and I'm feeling so lost and blue! Please please please tell me about your ocs!!!" I hear you say, and I understand, so I bring you now a comprehensive guide of all of my sso oc's and their role in the story of Star Stable online. As this is up to date on lore, there will be spoilers for the main quests in here.

Dorian Wolf - he/him

Also known as: The orange one, idiot coughing baby, my child, Rob's husband

Dorian Wolf grew up in Valedale, the oldest of three children, in a (non-druid, keeper-unrelated) cult called the Light of Aideen. The Light of Aideen valued femininity and the likeness of their goddess above all else, and as a result of this Dorian was often looked down upon in favor of his two younger sisters. Already as a young child he learned how to cook, he was taught ballet (and figure skating in the winter), and when he was left unsupervised, he experimented with the powers of witchcraft he was born with, something he had to keep from the cult due to their volatile nature toward witches. When he turned 18, Dorian fled Valedale and found refuge in Ydris' circus, where he works to this day as a trapeze artist and occasional helper around the grounds.

He's a gentle, kind, and thoughtful guy who doesn't understand the concept of being evil for the sake of being evil, often giving people the benefit of the doubt despite what their previous actions would lead any reasonable person to believe. This has led him into a romantic relationship with Rob the smuggler.

Rebeca Forest - they/them

Also known as: Warthilk the void demon, Ah Fuck Which Order Do These Hair Colors Go In, Bisexual hair guy, Violence upon the village

This bad boy can have so many detachable eyeballs. Rebeca (then Warthilk) was summoned by Dorian one stormy night when Dorian tried to use his witchy powers to summon a glass of warm milk. He misspelled the necessary runes and instead summoned Warthilk, the void demon. Dorian immediately unbound the demon from him, apologizing profusely for the intrusion, and Warthilk, who usually enjoyed spreading chaos and cruelty across the land, felt so fucking bad for this pathetic, wet noodle of a man, that they adopted a human name and now spends their days making sure Dorian is okay. They live at the circus but do not, under any circumstances, help out.

When they think they can get away with it, Rebeca will make peoples lives miserable. If they think Dorian will catch on, or if they think their actions will negatively impact Dorian, they will instead collect themselves and repress the urge to ruin peoples days.

Sienna Opaldew - she/her

Also known as: The token cis, Reasonable ms stuck up fancypants, That is not your natural red stop lying, The Mom Friend, trust fund

Sienna has lived in England her entire life, surrounded by all the riches her father could possibly surrender to her. She always had the finest clothes, the finest horses, and the finest gear. That satisfied her until her 20's, when she found herself pregnant, single, and ostracized from her usual social life. In an effort to find some kind of community beyond her father's pockets, Sienna tried to figure out where her mother, who left the family when Sienna was a baby, could possibly be. After figuring out that her birthmother lived on Jorvik, Sienna moved over there without so much as a thought, desperate to find some kin that could love and appreciate her and her son for who they are, rather than for financial gain. That was never to be, however. Sienna's real mother is Ms Drake, and when she finally finds her Jorvegian side of the family, her parents start to use her against each other.

Sienna does have friends and a support system in Dorian, Rebeca and Percy, however, and helps them out financially when they struggle (something Rebeca accepts readily and happily) in return for some babysitting duties. Her son, Nicholas, is 2 years old when the story takes place. Sienna is not a soul rider.

Persephone Nightmore - she/they

Also known as: Percy Nightmore, Sephia Nightmore, The discord kitten, e-girlboy, the one not traumatized

The more I look at the art I've drawn of Percy, the more I realize I have no fucking clue who they are. She's still relatively new to the roster. They are a twitch streamer who's "close" with Sienna. They are not a soul rider. That's it. That's all I got. Love her tho.

Rose Bittering - he/they

Also known as: The guy with a gun, Half-man one-third-pink-crystal the-rest-machine, Fucking weirdo

Rose is, without a shadow of a doubt, a bad person. He works for DC, creating the drones and robots the company uses to spy on soul riders, transport Darkonium and disrupt the druids. If you've ever destroyed one of his precious creations, they will shoot you with bullets. Rose hates the robot guards on the DC oil rig, as they were set up by the previous mechanic and are not his own creation.

Rose is only loyal to DC because they fund his own habits and experiments, allowing him to do whatever it is they do in their lab without checking up on him. Some of the things they do include: watching anime illegally, cannibalism, and putting metal in microwaves "just to see what happens".

When Rose was a young teen, they got trapped in Pandoria for a long period of time and, as such, suffer severe crystalization which has carved out a large portion of their back, their eye, and has rotted off a finger. He is so overexposed and radiated that he often breaks digital things, preferring instead to work with old-fashioned mechtech. It is very possible that he was killed in the DC oil rig explosion, but if he wasn't then he will soon perish as his body is continuously failing him and he has to continue to upkeep parts of himself, such as a makeshift, magically infused spine, in order to function as a person.

[angelically-crying]

|: Call of Duty HC 🫶 :|

Note : This is my first post, other than the intro post, so Don’t get all mad if I misspell anything or I have a certain HC you don’t agree with. 💕

Characters mentioned : John price, Simon Riley, John Mactavish, Kyle Garrick, Kate Laswell, Nikolai, Alex Keller, and Farrah Karim ‼️💕 the sillies

John Price-

Greatest and most stressed father of the year award.

💥 silly Quokka smile💥

Y’know those iq ads that show the older you are, the less you know? He gets so offended by that so he tries playing it to show he isn’t dumb, but gets pissed when they just aren’t interactive and send him to the download page.

He’s an animal dude, he can rock with any animal you put him next to. But I am guessing, personally, that he was like obsessed with black bears specifically. Nobody knew why. He just found them cool and amazing as a kid, and still does.

He has that old dad cough that sounds like he’s dying of influenza. AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON HIS SNOR—

You know how some dads hug and sway you and themselves as you hug? He does that. He got that treatment when he was younger, it conditioned onto him. When he first did it to Simon, MF was confused as shit and gave the most horrendous and judgmental side eye after they finished the hug.

speaking of the others, They will get spooked like cats when Price suddenly sneezes like a bazooka or coughs like he just smoked 20 packs of cigarettes at once. Especially Kyle, he most definitely had a heart attack the first time he heard Price cough twice in a row thinking he was dying.

Supportive ahh bisexual dad.💕🥺

Gives off “Hey Gay, I’m Dad!” Jokes if you came out to him.

Simon “Ghost” Riley

I both Can and can’t see why people simp for this man.

sure, He makes booktok people horny af for his mask and deep British accent, his tattoos, the fact he could break their neck in one morsel of strength but would decide not to if he knew them, etc etc.

but that’s most likely from trauma, both unresolved and buried down or spoken about like jokes but gets angered when someone jokes about it. (Both is me. I’m those examples. Yippeee ‼️)

breakfast. He isn’t picky but he is. Beans? Fuck that shit, Burn. BURN. However, the most darkest and traumatic tasting coffee ever grounded from the pits of hell itself just made for the traumatized Masked man? Sure. Call it a cup of FUCKING JOE.

Though he doesn’t sneeze or cough like Price does, He sleeps dying influenza patient Victorian man style. First time he and Soap were forced to sleep together, Soap woke up miraculously early, thought he died and cried there for 20 minutes before Ghost woke up all tired like he was hibernating.

I think he loves Riley for not only is she just adorable and a great dog, She is the best thing to have when dealing with snakes.

He was fixated on one animal when he was younger. Motherfucking Raccoons. He found them so hilarious and goofy as a kid, he now fell in love with a man who is the human embodiment and reincarnation of the raccoon king.

One pet peeve Ghost has is when someone smacks their lips. No matter what, you smack your lips, he smacks you too. He’s that badass mum that goes “Keep smacking them lips, I’ll smack you.” While cracking his knuckles viscously.

Traumatized gay man. 😔💪

John “Soap” Mactavish :

Listen, He likes bubble baths. That’s a pretty well known fact. But.. Have you ever considered.. He may try doing Romantic dates in a bath tub? He’ll do those corny but sweet rose petal trails to a bathtub filled with bubbles and rubber ducks with a goddamn rose in his mouth seductively.

anyways, hope your happy with that visual. He most definitely does the continuous bumping his wrists together, not knowing he’s saying ‘hard sex’ in ASL. (I did this multiple times, both before and after. It’s unconsciously stuck to me. I fear myself only.)

If he ever visited England to see his boyfriend Lieutenant, Ghost, nobody could fucking understand him. But when Ghost visits Soap, Everybody sounds so fucking confusing to Ghost that he just walked out into a forest for a lap. Like when people read a cringy sentence and have to put their phones down, walk around their house two or three times, before going back.

He makes fun of Kyle whenever Helicopters are mentioned in a convo, just like making puns to piss him off.

“ Oi Gaz, do ye like the band ‘The fall out boys’? ” while giggling like a mean middle school girl. 😔✊

He likes frogs. Did as a kid, still does now. But the catch is, He cannot go towards one if his entire life was on the line. Like, He finds them cute but nearly pisses himself when They jump towards him.

silly little bisexual ‼️😊

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick:

So. You wanna hear my head canons of my Husband? /Jkjk—

I could imagine this dude was judgmental as a kid, full on mama’s Boy conversation with his mama like “ Let me guess, Aunt Stephanie said this! She is always talking crap about you, Mama, but I don’t see dad coming home with a new hickey every weekend. “

when someone goes low, he goes the lowEST.

I like to think he has a sister or two who influenced him on skincare, periods (for if he pulls anyone with period hauntings), and how to style various hairstyles just so his sisters didn’t have to pay a shit ton of money for the same hairstyle.

Do any of you guys just.. think this man bakes? Just baking when he’s bored or stressed. No thoughts. Just cookies.

He loved otters as a kid, but now finds Pallas cats better.

trust that he has heard tea from nearly every country that even agents don’t know about.

Bisexual. Leaning more towards mlm but nonetheless free-styling .

Kate Laswell :

the queen. The majesty. The LESBIAN MUM.

I like to imagine her wife is the ultimate mastermind, Like Kate is just the boss of tf141 but instantly does any bidding her wife asks her to do.

She’d be a great aunt, Mum would be even better.

I bet she met her wife in either a serene area like a flower shop or a bloodlust filled chaos like the battlefield. Two ways this could go. No in-between. Retired lesbian medic, Or Flowershop owner.

Kate seemed like the girl to like Penguins for not only their cuteness but their habitats , their diet, their life, and everything about them.

Would I be wrong to say that she most definitely got a piercing when she was a teen but took it out some time later?

She’d be a great friend to have, she’d be the one who’d order for you if you’re nervous.

You cannot FUCKING. DENY. That she has a border collie with a sweet name like Dolly

She has a wide range of music, but Music from Dolly Parton inspires her. Just imagine it.

a canonical lesbian with immense sarcasm.

Alex Keller :

Mmm the white man. /jk

He seems like he’d be the average uncle. I actually have an uncle that looks sorta like him, but balding brown hair and is named Corey.

He most definitely had a golden retriever or Siberian husky as a kid, some dog breed that’s hella energetic.

i can imagine how Any dog interaction he has now, they always try at least once to steal his leg like fetch.

He regretfully wore old spice when he was a teen but thankfully stopped after smelling himself.

He seemed to have played baseball as a kid. He just gives off that vibe.

He most definitely mispronounces easy af words on accident when distracted.

speaking of that, he seems to be a baking when stress kind of dude but also, if he did that, he’d pause halfway through cause he got distracted then forgets what he was doing. The only reminder being the burning kitchen after thirty minutes of distractions.

Silly little pansexual ‼️💕

Farah Karim

would i be wrong to headcannon that she would be the best muffin maker? Like even better than Gaz and Laswell.

She is so pretty ‼️

her favorite animal once was hedgehogs but now it’s lionesses. A massive change but both great animals.

I bet when she was a kid that she would threaten to bite people, and when in fights, actually did bite people. Worth it. (i have done this before as a kid. Proud af)

She would rock those black a leopard print sunglasses mums wear to beaches. Just think of it.

I wanna think that she had once owned those rabid chihuahuas and called the dog something sweet and unsuspecting like “Mr. sprinkles” for the fun and hell of it.

silly little demiromantic bisexual 🫶💕‼️

[justasmallbloginabigklainefandom]

So, Dan Howell, huh?

I went to the matinee performance of We’re All Doomed in Amsterdam with my friend Sammy. Originally, Sammy and I bought the cheapest balcony seats but the matinee didn’t sell as well as the evening show (which was fully sold out), so they closed the balcony completely and they moved us to row 8 from the stage, which was insane. We got an e-mail with the information, but on the day itself I led Sammy to our seats and I was shook when we passed so many other people. Later on we found out that we paid almost half the price from someone who’s on row 20. Woah.

Sammy and I went into this show with ZERO knowledge, entirely spoiler free. If you want that as well for your show, then stop reading here!

Some highlights, in no particular order:

When Dan appeared on stage with the elevator in the staircase, the person next to me said “wow, so boyband”

“Ik ben Dan!”

THE ENTIRE OPENING SONG I DID NOT SEE IT COMING.

He told us he invested our ticket sales into the lightning, but he also said he is losing money so “please buy a t-shirt” (I did not. I did not buy any merch.)

BUT I DID HAVE SOME “““MERCH”““ FRON ANNE @justgleekout WHO I MET THERE AND SHE HAS AMAZING BUTTONS AND CARDS AND IT WAS VERY NICE TO SEE HER AND SHE ALSO RECOGNISED SUNSHUNES’S ART CAUSE YES I HAVE A KLAINE BUTTON ON MY BAG.

Honestly the entire tech element was banging, although the sound was very high volume, but I loved the screen and the lights.

I have been told by @dnptheinfinity that this was probably scripted but the entire monologue that ended with Dan saying “I wanted to suck [Harry Style’s] cock” took me out because of the delivery of that line.

Dan, as any foreigner, kept mispronouncing stroopwafel to, idk, stroepwafful.

Not gonna lie, Dan, there was a missed opportunity. He talked about how orange made his stuff look like the pornhub logo and that Grindr should’ve sponsored it, and I was like “dude, you could’ve made such a good joke about how orange is the Dutch national colour”

Speaking of stroepwaffuls, he sort of kissed Ben during the bubbles (or bubbels, in Dutch, cause the box said bubbels) segment cause Ben arrived with a stroepwafful in his mouth and Dan took it from his mouth with his own. Then after he munched on his stroepwafful he mentioned that that was probably a HR violation. Not sure if it’s scripted, since Dan looked genuinely surprised when Ben came on stage with the cookie but @ evening people (hi Anne!) did this happen again?

Other Dutch stuff: Harry Styles (”ha suck it Taylor Swift fans, y’all weren’t swift enough”) and Dutch member of parliament Jesse Klaver have an affair where they suck on each other’s breasts and they have two kids: cactus and aubergine.

Other Dutch madlib: Phil is a cult member, operating from the HEMA basement. The tech person misspelled it as Hayma though.

One audience member yelled “dildo” when Dan asks what to buy in the HEMA. It didn’t end up being the madlib, but this was the awkward moment where I told Sammy that HEMA did recently partner with EasyToys, which is wild.

The audience was fun. Shout out to the person who without hesitation said they’d fuck Doug Bury Pillboy, whuch took Dan out.

Someone also yelled “furry” almost at the beginning of the show, after Dan first talks about Tony the Tiger and he was so taken aback by it and he started laughing. There were many moments where he’d just laugh, like when someone cheered for the polyamorous lesbian future!

When he took off his top and everyone cheered he yelled “I thought you were all lesbians? Bisexuals? Bisexuality isn’t real!”

The best audience moment is during the bubbles when he said “I am going to blow-” and the audience started cheering after “blow” so he couldn’t finish his sentence because of the cheers but also because he laughed for a solid 15 seconds when he realised that it is an unintentional blowjob joke.

OKAY another good one is when he asked whether he should be send to hell or heaven, aka fire or freedom, someone yelled “DAN IS NOT ON FIRE” and oh man, his face.

“I am unapologetically gay, maybe you’ve picked up on that during the show-” “ME TOO!” “Oh, hey, you too!”

There was also this older grandpa a few rows in front of me, but he genuinely seemed to enjoy it. He kept laughing at all the gay sex jokes.

There were so many gay sex jokes.

“I also feel safe when I am inside a bear.” bro

“It’s right. I am a cocksucker. Sorry, it’s rude to talk with my mouth full.”

He used the elevator for the beginning and the end of act 1, but for act two he just walked on stage with a chair and jumpscared the audience by saying “hi”, cause we were still in intermission. “Sit the fuck down. Thank you.” Lights went out. Show was back!

By the way, Sammy and I did not know there was going to be an interval. We were extremely unprepared. We thought the show would be, like, an hour or so, so at the act 1 end we thought “huh, this is a bold way to end a show”.

THE MASS BOOING WHEN DAN PUT J/K ROWLING ON SCREEN DURING THE JUDGING

Dan said he was reliving his Legally Blonde fantasy during that segment.

All the game segments were really fun.

And of course, the deep shit. I knew there was a deep shit segment, because Anthony Padilla said so in his interview (which is why the act 1 ending confused me so much). When he showed the emoji calendar so many people were shocked and saddened and one person loudly yelled “Jeezus!” and someone else shouted “Do you want a hug?”

Not gonna lie, when he said something among the lines of “Yes, death is inevitable, but you have to live first” I was like... dude.... DUDE... woah. He said a lot of good shit there in that segment, but that one stuck with me.

I didn’t know the show would end with a clipshow of happy moments and it was so fitting with Dan climbing up the stairs to get a better look at it 10/10 staging, Danny boi.

SOMEONE BROUGHT HIM TULIPS FOR THE FINAL BOW.

[charmwasjess]

Some of Many People I'd like to get to know better

tagged by the delightful @wonderland-s-angel THANK YOU

Favorite color: officially blue but my buds have informed me I wear so much green that “you have kind of a color” (derogatory) so maybe I should reassess

Last movie/show: The Green Knight, which is entirely a Christmas film celebrating what is apparently my favorite color and also my favorite topic (the dangers of a friend group game night)

Last song: “Jane Jane” by Tia Blake followed by “For Reasons Unknown” by the Killers (was wrapping presents, tipsy)

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: I don't really eat sweets, but I love to cook traditionally sweet things savory (like a savory crepe) and I love spicy food the best, I genuinely feel like it gives me a little endorphin high

Relationship status: bisexually married to just the hottest fucking person you've ever seen in your entire life, so so stupid hot

Last thing googled: owl calls, specifically misspelled names of various north american owl species my dad was yelling about (re: I’m visiting my parents for Christmas)

Current obsession: owls I guess?? also problematic evil old men, plus currently just completely disgusting about Sifo-Dyas, seer of the Force, king blorbo, thinking about him all the time, hoping he's doing well, hugs and kisses, also honestly spending a lot of mental time on dahlias (the plant) because I might try to grow some seriously next year but I can't decide

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No pressure if you don't feel like it, or if you already did it and I somehow missed it because I'm in a particularly stupid timezone, but I tag: @man-i-dunno

@purple-ant @bolithesenate @bosquedemel @readalong @count-doodoo @upstartgeek @calcedon79

[asillylittlesam]

ੈ✩‧₊˚ introduction

╔══ஓ๑♡๑ஓ══╗ uhmmmm wow! now that i'm writing this my mind has gone blank. alright, take two! hello! hi! good day! my name is Sam, you can call me whatever the fuck you want ^^. this is a nsfw account, because i'm horny and i can do whatever i want! i'm 18 and i may have or may have not been planning this introduction for about a week...! i also rlly like weed! in case that makes me more attractive? i have certain bad k!nks (haha uhm cnc and choking) due to trauma an stuff. if you find that creepy or weird, i'm sorry 4 causing you mental pain (unless ur secretly into that we could have a secret rivals to lovers!!!!!) oh my god what am i talking about im just gonna normal (nsfw tumblr standards) k!nks : hurt/comfort, love triangle (is that what its called? like multiple people), aftercare, praise, petnames. (these are my favorite tbh) "other" k!nks that im scared to state : hurt/no comfort (lmao you thought you could punish me by no comfort? jokes on you LOL), cnc, choking/strangling, light pain, MAYBE knifeplay. maybe. kidnapping, biting/marks, breeding. haardddd no get AWAY : HEAVY gross k!nks (diapers, watersports, etc. i dont k!nkshame, i have weird ones too, but do NOT try and get me to play along.) minors (obv this is a n$fw acc...), homophobes, raceplay (ew ew ew!), racists, socially misogynistic. if i have bad english, grammar issues, or misspells, im so sorry! i might redo this later, i added too many silly comments. i can talk alot, im sorry bout that sir/maam/random person on the internet in a fancy way! im bisexual w/ a pref 4 women, but men are pretty too, so i dont care, whoever likes me pls like me

╚══ஓ๑♡๑ஓ══╝ **MINORS DNI!!!!!! NUH UH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NSFW FUCKING BLOG IM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN ITS JUST BAD FOR YOU AND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!1**

[kenonuisance-kjrp]

Criminal record - Killjoy #231

KILLJOY NAME: Keno Nuisance

BIRTH NAME: Angie Rosewood fuck off

AGE: 22 (April 3rd)

SEX: Female only every other week. she/they

SEXUALITY: Deviant you misspelled bisexual

STATUS: Active threat

CHARGES: Theft, murder of Draculoids, arson, complicity with the killjoy rebellion, refusal to take BLI pills, refusal to obey BLI dress code.

DESCRIPTION: Green eyes, light skin, middle length purple hair, tattoo of a constellation on the right side. Often seen wearing a red jacket, a black shirt, and black jean shorts.

DIAGNOSIS: borderline disorder, withdrawal from BLI drugs, cult-like reverence to other killjoys all the good stuff baby

KNOWN ALLIES: Bunny Boom Boom, Lost Crescent, Cherri Cola, Show Pony, Dr Death Defying

LAST SEEN IN: Zone 5

ooc. // hi! I’m new to killjoy rp and I’m not sure what to do but it sounds fun! my main is @inlovewithaspiderguy. i use they/them pronouns and I’m 19. picrew link here. do interact if you want to.

[1ts-4ll-1ust-w0rd-v0m1t]

ABOUT JEVA/COLLECTION OF WORK

Hey! I'm who you'll call Jeva!

Jeva is not my irl name, but it is my chosen initials irl. It will work for here!

I'm a novice at writing, but I definitely use it as a coping mechanism. Even further, it's some of my art, and I want to share my art dammit! Even if it usually comes from my pain. Especially since writing is one of my healthier coping mechanisms, and it should be encouraged.

My poems are usually written while having an emotional "high," which so far has only been negative or somewhat bittersweet. Some of my poems were written years ago when I was still a teenager, and I think they contain that specific youth. Two of them (the love poems) were written more recently. I'm planning on getting into writing more as it's always been an interest of mine, just not one I thought was personally achievable. I don't think it's healthy to restrict myself like that, and I'm trying to work on that part of myself to be more free.

The story I'm writing is something I've been planning in my head for years with no idea what to do with. I was hung up on it being just right and everything. so hung up that I became worried that I wouldn't bring it into existence at all! So I decided to just wing it! It's never going to be perfect anyway, so why not embrace chaos!

That was a lot about my writing,

I should probably talk more about myself. I'm 21 year old trans man, and I'm gender nonconforming, so my pronouns are he/they, I'm also bisexual, demi aroace and in a T4T relationship with my boyfriend/partner/comrade of 13+ years. So I'm with all that I'm just a .little gay boy, I don't care.

I'm officially diagnosed with ptsd/left open to c-ptsd, generalized anxiety, major depressive disorder, and autism. So if you're ever looking at my art and wondering "what the fuck is wrong with this guy?" that's just what I have medically recognized. I believe I have more going on, in terms of I think I have adhd/add, dyslexia, a dissociative disorder from trauma, etc...

I want to organize everything somehow attached to here so everyone can have a base to go off of, including myself. I'm okay with people giving me notes on my writing. Depending on what is said, I might implement it into my writing and poetry. It also depends on how what is said is said to me. If you come at me being a dick I probably won't respond well, I don't listen to dicks, I suck them. I believe respect is earned, not given. That being said, if you see anything you believe to be a word error, misspelling, bad or lacking punctuation, grammar errors, it would be appreciated if it was pointed out to me. Sometimes, I purposefully use grammar in a way people may think is off because it conveys the point better. Grammar and language is subjective, and I tell you whether it was intentional or not! As for spelling mistakes and whatnot, as I mentioned, I'm probably dyslexic or idk just illiterate. I legitimately don't see it. It's actually really helpful to have it pointed out. Just be a meany. My excuse for but punctuation is that I legitimately was never taught, like I didn't understand when I was taught and when I asked for extra help I was just told, "well what do you think needs to go there?" So, um, I have a fragile understanding of how punctuation works, I just fake it till I make it. Thank you if you end up helping me!

Thank you for reading this, If you did! I hope you enjoy my chaos!

My poem collection...

My AO3

[dearimasu]

i got some weird har pdlastic stuck in my teeth and i cant fish it out but my teeth are so fucked that af his point this does more good than harm. bisexual auzili. i mean suzuki. i misspelled that

[pineapple-lover-boy]

Remembering when I was younger and openly transphobic older men started messaging me and saying that pansexuality didn’t exist and that I was bisexual, later sending me death threats.

I identified as bisexual before but I was uncomfortable with it and when I heard that pansexuality was basically the same it immediately clicked for me.

I cried and was scared shitless that entire night and those to follow.

Reminder that all terfs/transandrophobes/biphobics/panphobics/etc. will use arguments like these and will not hesitate to call anyone invalid and spread harmful misinformation!!!

That moment stuck with me and I occasionally wonder if they are coming to get me. To kill me off. To make sure I’m the first one that goes once they “get into power”.

Anyone who invalidates anyone else’s identity and sexuality, I don’t care what it is, is an extremely harmful person and will come after you and try to manipulate others to blame you, a single person, for all the wrong doings in the world/pertaining to the subject.

Fuck those guys and fuck whoever agrees with them.

[marvelmaniac2000]

Three is Better than Two?

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!Side Note! : SORRY FOR THE LATE POST. I'm in the process of adjusting to living in a new state, So bare with me guys, I will just post when I can because have such little free time at the moment. I know I said this smut was going to be posted last week, but so many things came up but here it is!!

Storyline: You and Katy are willing to share Shang Chi for just one night.

Characters: Reader, Shang Chi and Katy

Warning: Threesome, oral sex, bisexual sex, orgy vibez, Katy and Shang Chi pleasuring you mostly… (+18 OLDER AUDIENCE)

~~~~~~~ Sorry for misspelling/grammar

You tossed and turned in the bed you shared with Katy. In the dark Shang Chi’s snoring pierced your ears as well. He laid across your bedroom floor on the foot of your bed wrapped in blankets. Everyone was sound asleep except for your horny mind. Shang Chi was crashing at your place for the night until his place was back up and running. Your fantasy scenario continued to play out in your head. Who would have thought you were this close to your dream of having Katy and Shang Chi in your bedroom. Fantasizing about both of them licking and sucking you was something that made your pussy sweat with wetness. You couldn’t wait any longer, you had to fulfill your sexual possibility.

Before you could make any sudden movements a hand crept in between your bare panties and rubbed your wetness inside your folds.

“You couldn’t sleep either?” Katy whispered into your ear. A silent moan escaped your lips as you buck your hips against her hand.

”We have to be quiet so we don’t awake him” she retracted her hand back and lowered herself under the covers. She positioned herself between your legs and pulled your soaking panties off. You gazed over at the foot of the bed to make sure Shang Chi wasn’t disturbed. You wanted him too, but you had to figure out a way. Katy stroked her tongue deep in between your folds and you gasped reaching under the cover around her head. Her tongue kissed and licked slowly around your clit. You throw your head back on your pillow enjoying her silk tongue. She sucked hard on your sensitive clit and flicked her tongue in repeated motions near your opening. You spill out a sharp moan loud enough to awake Shang Chi. Katy sharply pulled the cover off her head and looked at you.

“You have to be quiet babe” Katy looked over at him and slowly climbed on top of you.

“That’s kinda hard to do with you sucking the soul out of me!” you stare at her with annoyance. She kissed you harshly on the lips and licked your bottom lip for entrance.

You parted your lips giving her entrance. You ran your hands deep into her long locs deepening the kiss. One of her hands slipped into your night shirt and squeezed one of your breasts. Before anything could continue further you broke the kiss.

“I want Shang Chi to join us” you lustfully lured. Katy gave you a look and quietly slipped off of you.

“I’m all for it but how do you know he’s going to want to?” You climbed over the foot of the bed and peaked over to a peacefully sleeping man. You cocked your head over to Katy.

“You can’t tell me this guy hasn’t thought about a threesome with us” you gently nudged him until he awoke. Shang Chi sat up with tassel hair.

“What’s up?” he questioned. You noticed his exquisite chest and suddenly turned primal.

“Come join us” you voiced ooze with sensuality. Shang Chi looked at you and over at Katy by the bed.

“Just to sleep?” he asked confused. You climbed off the bed onto his lap. Even though your oversized night shirt covered you, Shang Chi could feel that you didn’t have any panties.

“We want to fuck you” Katy straightforwardness almost ruined the moment.

“Only if you want to” you traced your finger down his chest.

“Am I dreaming?” he murmured. Shang Chi always teased the idea in his head of being able to fuck both of you, but he always knew it would never happen.

“Yes?” you waited for an answer.

“Fuck yea” he whispered. You smiled and instructed him to be in the bed with you and Katy. Shang Chi wasted no time and began suck your hardened nipples while Katy tongue kissed you. You moan nonstop from the constant new sensation. You were in pure excitement having two people lust all over your body. Shang Chi broke the kiss and told you and Katy to strip your clothes.

“I have an idea” Shang Chi looked at you both beautifully naked. He laid down on the bed and instructed Katy to ride his face while you ride his dick.

Katy placed her leg over his head while still facing you. You watch how hot this all looked and gave Katy a quick sloppy kiss. Next you positioned yourself around Shang Chi’s pulsating dick and slowly pushed your tight pussy down on his member. You gasped at how good it felt to have him fill your walls. Katy moans filled your ears as she rocked her hips onto Shang Chi’s face. You placed your hands onto his chest and began to slowly ride his dick feeling your wetness easily slip up and down his dick. Shang Chi lower body tensed feeling you riding his dick so good. Shang Chi tongue teased the inside of Katy’s entrance. Katy moaned out his name and squeezed one of her own breasts.

You couldn’t help but feel so liberated and turned on from seeing Katy in pleasure while her breasts bounce in your view. You leaned over while still riding Shang Chi and kissed Katy while devouring every corner of her mouth. Both you and Katy could hardly say anything from filling the room with cries and moans from using Shang Chi. You quicken your pace onto his dick and feel his member brush your g spot every stroke. Shang Chi grunted feeling himself get close. Katy breathlessly said she was close and ran her grinded her hips more onto his mouth. You felt your own climax fast approaching. Katy orgasm swept through her body and balanced herself off his face.

“You almost there” Shang Chi grunted, feeling his dick releasing. He sat up to suck your breast and you soon coated your cum all over his dick. Shang Chi followed after and filled you with his seed. Everyone tried to catch their breath from what just occurred.

I'm sorry yall I didn't know how to end this lmao

Tag List: @local-witch-of-mn @alesaab @peterslovebot

(Let me know if you would like to be part of my tag list)

[holdingcourtwiththevoid]

Normally when watching a show i spam my Close Friends story on Instagram with my thoughts but since too many of my friends are into Heartstopper i couldn’t this time. so i did it on the notes app, and now y’all get it i guess-

(under the cut cause theres A LOT) Also small bit about me so some make sense: I used to play rugby, i play the drums, i use “what a guy” in a positive and negative way, figure it out ig lmao Also there is a slight spoiler for This Winter in one of the notes in E8

Ep 1 - Meet - Charlie wearing the full uniform and nick not is so true man - THE LEAVES - Why does Charlie not use his backpack - So true, me too Nick  - We know nicks bi because he can’t do math  - “Hey” “wot” - What a cuck - HE DOES LOOK LIKE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER - “Rugby king Nick Nelson” - THE PEN SCENE - Isaac is me - Not me recognizing Harry by his jacket - “But like, Nick“ - Elle having auto caps on is so true - The apple juice with no logo/branding - I just noticed Ben has vague stubble/sideburns???? - Mr. Ajayi Stan 4 life - Nick and his satchel - “Why’s your face like that” - Why do the PE shorts look like pajama shorts - Nicks freckles ❤️ - “I don’t fall for any guy that’s nice to me” ..Ben. Also you’re playing rugby for a guy.. - Do you think the makeup team muddied Nicks knees like- - The goose step, what a guy - THEM LOOKING FOR EACH-OTHER IN THE CROWD I CANT - That was a weird focus switch - I hate Charlie’s little ducking wave - NOT HIM LOOKING BACK - OLIVIA COLEMAN - Nick only having his name as Nick on ig is so true but also I hate it

E2 - Crush - Charlie is actually a rlly good drummer - omg syncopation get it - I actually love how they did the bullying thing - The Vans branded top I cant - Why didn’t he answer it from the drum stool? whenever i get a message while practicing i answer it while sitting there.. - I’m warming up to Charlie’s ‘ripped’ jeans - KITS SO GOOD - Why does no one in these shows ever like messages - Tao has an Android and Charlie has an Apple - Half term replaced Easter break - The Girl In Red, so true - What a simp, scrolling back through the messages - The nod and then the eye roll, Isaac we love you - I want Nicks jumper - If a boy played with my hair like that I would be whipped on the spot - Charlie plays as toad, so true - “Proper little nerd” - THE GREY SWEATPANTS SO TRUE - I want Nicks blue hoodie - Nellie  - Oof Ben, yikes - “Sooooo” - “Your mum” so true Nick - “Weyyyy” - I keep getting distracted by Nicks freckles - “The rugby king” - “I’m not getting my hopes up” that’s exactly what you’re doing - Tao did the school play with a rugby lad?? - That was the susest way you could break apart - Why do his drum sticks look like that - HOW IS THIS MAN DOING SYNCOPATION WHILE CONTROLLING NICKS HANDS WHAT - The electricity sounds - Nicks face - THE HUG - NICK NEEDED THAT HUG - The way he didn’t look back - In with the facts Tori - Them not naming their group chat is so unrealistic, like you’re telling me they have 0 inside jokes or misspellings - Omg that’s the photo he chooses for the frame I just noticed - Nick am I gay quiz scene, So true

E3 - Kiss - Also Nick (a bisexual) getting a higher gay percentage than Isak (Skam) (gay) is so true lmao - Not him crying - Harry so such a rich lad omg wtf - Imogen worming her way into Harry’s party like shut up - The comic paneling I cant - Isaac looking but not responding is me - Tell me why the lighting looks fake but also not but also what - WATERPARKS - I like this shot - Nick looking for Charlie I cant - Isaac cancelling, what a guy - “Innit”, “proper romantic” - Why is the laptop on Taos lap and not in the middle - Tara 100% gets the vibe - Harry’s the most British British one yk - OH FUCK NO FUCK OFF - How do we think they felt about the Will Smith slap - BEST WAY TO COME OUT, MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE?? YES - Nick, #1 lesbian ally tbh - What is the difference between ‘innit’ and ‘isn’t it’ - Me: he’s so proud. Nick not even 3 seconds later: “I’m so proud” - “It’s cause you’re old” - THE ELECTRICITY SOUNDS - “Would you kiss someone who wasn’t a girl?” “Yeah” Nick I love you - ‘Oh fuck’ - what i belive Nick was thinking in this moment - HARRY YOU TWAT - Not him basically running, Nick- - “The lads can see its banter” - Him agreeing with Harry so he could get back to Charlie as quick as he could omg - THE ANXIETY FLASHBACKS NO - “Hi” “hi”

E4 - Secret - “I didn’t check the weather before I left” do you not own a window??? - A second Vans t-shirt - If a boy held me like that I would fall so hard - THE SHAKY BREATHING - Nick I will cry - Comfort character fr - “Keep this a secret” CHARLIES HES NOT LIKE BEN WE SWEAR - HI :)  - “Did I forget something” “uh, yeah” *kiss*, WITH FIREWORKS SOUNDS - I dislike Imogen - But I don’t blame her I would also fall for Nick - But I wouldn’t be that annoying about it - I’d play rugby for Nick - “Chuck stuff at people, mainly Harry” I THOUGHT THEY MEANT THEY CHUCKED HARRY AT PEOPLE NGL - “a lot of gay people are good at sports Charlie” LIKE YOU - Ben not cheering for Nick, what a guy - “Specialist sports school” can we get a Handsome Devil in the chat - Why are their goal posts so short - Harry go fuck  - Not Nick questioning everything when Charlie gets hurt - Isaac has an inkling I swear - Babe you’re not being clingy - ISAAC KNOWS I KNEW IT - Is Tao even that loud? - “Oooo” - She looks like a bug with her hair like that - Omg not a Vans t-shirt for once - Peer pressure ❤️

E5 - Friends - Taos jumper matching his socks - “Should I perhaps.. perform a piece of.. interpretive dance” Tao I love you - NOT HER DOG DYING - Omg he has freckles on his arms too - Not Tao planning Charlie’s birthday - Not Nick getting more British when standing up to Harry - I want to hug Nellie - “Do you like this girl?” “Her dog died” THE MUMS FACE - “Fun names!?” - The bounce the ball did no way - No because bowling alley chips are so so good - ISAAC AND RADIO SILENCE, KING - “Strong rugby arms” shut the fuck up - “I thought you liked my arms” SHUT THE FUCK UP - WAIT I RECOGNISE THIS SONG - I KNEW THIS TRAILERSHOT WAS GONNA BE HERE FUCK - Nick I love you - “Can of coke” the drinks are in cups?? - “And then her dog died and I felt really bad for her” king - Not Charlie canonically being Nicks gay awakening - Need me a boy to hold me like that - Isaac bring good at coin pusher is so true - Elles falling in loooove - Him bringing Nellie for moral support, so true - Another Adidas jumper - I WANNA BE WITH YOU YES CHLOE

E6 - Girls - MAMMA MIA, YOU CAN NEVER WATCH MAMMA MIA TOO MUCH - THE REALISATION HE LIKED/LIKES BOTH OMG - We’ve all been there king, shout out to the trans guy YouTubers - Bro my coming out post was so shit hello  - I would be looking at Timothee Chalamets Instagram - Love me some anti homophobia cheese - Hate that question, I never know how to answer - “It’s a good suggestion” - Tall. - LITTLE NICK AND TARA  ❤️ - DARCYS TRUMPET YES COMIC OMG - Tao and the your mum joke. King - Why isn’t Charlie eating with them - “I like milkshakes” everyone does. - Why is Charlie’s sign on in the middle of the day - I love Tori - Wanna do my homework with a boy - “I’ve never been on a date” “me neither, wanna go on one?” - TAOELLE I LOVE YOU - Nick liking bubblegum flavoured things is his worst quality tbh - “See, I make good choices” - sharing a milkshake I cant I love them - I don’t get how they called Tao over and then went back to having a moment  - They didn’t even share their milkshake </3 - Why does Charlie not get told he’s late - They just pissed everyone who’s tuning their instrument off so hard - Nicks hair - Tao really can’t run huh - Nick helping Tara with her clarinet

E7 - Bully - the cinema with his friends :| - THE FRACTURING OF THE FRAME FUCK ME - Want Nicks jumper - No, you’ve done more than spoken to him ben - “Char” (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) - THE ELECTRIC NOISES, IN LOVE - “What’s it like being gay” why Harry, questioning yourself?  - Someone called Harry fit but I really really don’t see it - “I’m honestly used to it by now” BUT YOU SHOUDLNT HAVE TO BE - NO BEN - “But you are getting with him” Ben that’s sus, why do you care - Hit him with your car father Spring - NELLIE <3 - THE SHAKEY CAM - "I know you didn't get hugged much as a child but if you wanted human contact you could have just said so" - Ik that hurts every time he blinks god - “That was ages ago” was it?? - ‘Are you sure you want us to be together?’ BRO HE FOUGHT FOR YOU OFC HE DOES WDYM - 🧍‍♂️ < Tao - Taos pfp is the most realistic in the show - OH FUCK HARRY - BEAT HIS ASS TAO - F U C K - I wondered when the Lincoln song would be fuck fuck fuck

E8 - Boyfriend (Last ep 👀 )  - the daft punk poster nah - You can’t drum aggressively with a sweater in Charlie, invest in a tank top or 2 - “I’m like 95% sure they were both Harry’s fault and I wasn’t even there” preach tori - Is this one of the moments Tori mentioned in This Winter when she said she saw it coming but didn’t say anything???? - The fucking nod from Isaac - ‘Gender explorers’ Isaac do you need to come out or something?? - Blonde man behind/across the isle from Isaac looks like an elf - I find it so hard to belive there would be empty tables - “Oh.” - He’s drinking Fanta, based Nick - Not leaving him on read, Charlie babe - Why does only Tara have a logo on her top - Not them making them do sports day in skirts wtf - TALK TO HIM CHARLIE OMG - “And go do sports” king - Ben :| - Ben you’re a cuck I hate you - Also his hair is not good - Kick. His. Head - Kick his head - :(   (he didnt kick his head) - TAOS SO TALL - IN A SKIRT?? - (I hate high jump) - The bird drawings on the table - THE BUTTERFLIES?? - So Tao likes Elle back now - Bro him looking for Charlie - He’s gonna do something dramatic and not kick the conversion isn’t he  - I KNEW IT - Screaming - Mr Ayaji Stan for life - THE PARALLEL OMG - “So what?” Nick I love you - Is that a third Adidas jumper.. - omg the drawings covering where ads would be - ALICE DRAWING ON THE TRAIN - Not him wearing an Adidas top under an Adidas jumper, love consistency - I want what they have - Nick I love you for that - I WANT PHOTO BOOTH PHOTOS WITH A BOY - THE SHOES - One of them has a clear phone case with the Heartstopper leaves omg - “I don’t want a public announcement or anything” babe you kinda did that at sports day.. - OMG THIS BIT, ICONIC - Nick your socks are wet.. - I love Nick - Nicks gonna have to go home with wet shoes, socks and slowly drying jorts - Omg - Omg Menorca - I think she knows/knew/had an inkling - Olivia Coleman <3   - God I love his mum - “I started liking him way before that” ‘way’?? How much is ‘way’

 Bro I’m in love wtf

[zapsoda]

im gonna talk about that oc guy okay i think hes fun. nobody asked, but youre the one who follows me, so suffer. also his friends cause theyre kind of an integral part of his story

so his names diesel, his age? who gives a shit/ old enough to where people tell him to "get a job freeloader." hes super bisexual, "hates" women, and definitely uses 4chan. hes got like an obsession with revenge and keeps an ongoing list of anyone who has ever even slightly wronged him.

he carries a gun around that nobody, including him, knows exactly how he got. (he absentmindedly and completely accidentally shoplifted it from a store that was definitely laundering money.) hell shoot it to look cool but hes a huge pussy and would never aim it at someone/something living. he has no qualms with shooting people with arrows or using melee weapons, however.

his best friend is a waitress named peanut (that is her legal name, peanut winfrey, no middle name). she has no idea why she hangs out with him. pity? loneliness? morbid curiosity? just the feeling of being superior to someone? fuck if she knows, but it certainly couldnt be genuine enjoyment of his company /s. //tbh i guess i dont hate peanut either now that i think about it.

anyways diesels obviously not his real name, he just goes by it to make himself sound more cool or "tough." he never got a drivers license but if he did, it wouldve listed his name has dakota winfred (no relation to peanut). thats not a typo btw a few generations back on diesels dads side, someone misspelled their last name on the census and theyve been winfred ever since.

they have another friend named laslow who really wants to join a circus and may or may not be the biological father to many, many children hes never met (listen, he doesnt know for sure either). he doesnt have a last name to his knowledge. diesel has a very on and off relationship with laslow (platonic or romantic? its anyones guess) and peanut stays out of it except when its funny.

laslow is also like a magnet for freaky occurrences and bad shit happening to him, but hes like a super atheist and refuses to acknowledge any of it happening. hes the type of guy to get raptured, come back, and remain an atheist.

diesel is religious but only when its convenient for him and otherwise refers to himself as god, supposedly ironically. he uses the words bitch and cuck like commas and has been banned from nearly everywhere you can get banned from in their state (peanuts workplace included, but nobody gives a shit there, so he still comes and visits often to bother her).

peanut is somewhat superstitious, but her assumptions are strangely dead-accurate a solid 50% of the time. shes also raised catholic but doesnt really talk about it.

but yeah basically they smoke together and get into hilarious shenanigans