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penguinparty88 · 1 year ago
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Mandela: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Contantine: No.
Meir: I did not.
Cervantes: I may have actually forgotten one.
Angelou: Also no.
Mandela: Oh good, neither did I.
Curie: *Exhausted sigh*
Contantine: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Mandela: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
Curie: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Angelou: I know, I was surprised too.
Mandela: What did you two do?
Curie:
Constantine:
Mandela: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Contantine: I wouldn’t wish that upon my worse enemy!
Contantine: Unless of course. . We’re talking about my enemy, Faraday. Fuck you Faraday, you know what you did!
Angelou: Where are your parents?
Curie: What are parents?
Angelou: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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kopathefox · 4 months ago
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You’re so fluffy! (Ft. Pokemon uranium AU/pokemon uranium Kaiju apocalypse)
Characters are:
Leviathan (in his kaiju form, he’s actually a flying fox/a bat but he has this ability to transform into a giant wolf wyvern)
Theo (as a red cat)
Explain time:
Yes! I also made a pokemon Uranium AU! Basically the main character is a flying fox (this is a certain species of a bat), his name is Leviathan & he has some sort of “decease” (its more of a special ability to be born with, kinda like autism but its not a spectrum, rather some sort of mysterious ability) that is referred among humanity as “Kaiju apocalypse” (not even close to an apocalypse) humans are just drama queens over things that are unknown to them/fears the unknown, so BECAUSE of that Leviathan’s parents & their friend, Cameron, kept it in secret from everyone (his parents told Cameron about it cuz they knew he isn’t a drama queen that fears the unknown), but it weren’t about to stay a secret forever, after all, the truth always gets uncovered at a certain point, so when Curie & Urayne (2 legendary pokemon that were the main antagonists) kidnapped Theo, Leviathan went to save him, when he reached them they threatened that if he makes 1 more move they’ll kill him, despite the shitty treatment Theo gave to Leviathan, Leviathan still loved him & wanted to be his friend (yes, Kieran & Kopa aren’t the first enemies to lovers in the au), so he then transformed into his Kaiju form & beat the crap out of Curie & Urayne, broke that cage-like thing they put Theo in, grabbed him like a female wolf does with her pups & flew away from there, Theo, who was conflicted so long whether he should stop the shitty treatment he gives to Leviathan or not, finally apologised to Leviathan on the way he treated him, he also noticed Leviathan’s colourful neck is extremely fluffy, so without hesitation he buried himself into Leviathan’s neck fluff & began petting it non-stop, which Leviathan really loved (when he’s in Kaiju form he’s basically an ADHD puppy), thats the part which this animation focuses on
PS. Yeah, got inspired by some Pokemon AUs with Kaiju forms in them, like VirusX of UallStupid and The Kaijumorph au of Areazeromybeloved
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