#fry-up

[video-recipes]

Hawaiian English fry-up — laurakersev

[anbaisai]

The Jamil Viper decision tree when he is (most unfortunately) caught off guard (please disregard the fact that he does in fact have a hood in the "object nearby" branch. he is simply panicked.)

[gouinisme]

uhm. jarchivist

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ok so for the folks that work in back of house/kitchen: what's your go-to secret menu item?

aka the food NOT meant for customers and only the staff know how to order, sometimes from specific cooks

I work in a bar kitchen, we mainly serve fried appetizers, grilled snacks, bread n dips etc, right? But that means there's all the constituent ingredients to make a FULL chicken pita, it just takes more time and effort than is worth putting on the menu. but it also means you can really only order it if I'm working

the previous full-sized restaurant i worked at, it was something called a suicide gyro (like suicide wings) and you could only order it when Steve was working bc it was made with the small-batch hot sauce he made at home with the peppers he grew himself

[dabislittlemouse]

how did it never cross my mind that Dabi can actually replace your curling iron and curl your hair just by heating up his fingers hello??? I love my multifunctional husband

[nyancrimew]

That’s because Bacon has lots of salt and you need salt like any other mineral you need. If you don’t have enough of these minerals your body will tell you by being messed up and making your mood bounce around. Sometimes a slat boost (or other minimal) is what you need sometimes it’s not but when ever my mental health starts to show signs of not being good I eat all the right minerals sometimes it work sometimes it does not but Salt rocks!!!!!

salt rocks

[grapefruit185]

hiiii just revisiting my teenage hyperfixation, i’ll get it out of my system soon i bet

[emdeejaydraws]

i have no excuse, i drew this one for me

[censer-with-double-damage]

i live from one of his appearances to the next

[rraaaarrl]

i always see people talking about crows and ravans but what of this silly guy, the great-tailed grackle. he traipses into our yard with his squawks and robotic-sounding squeaks and floofs up his vaguely iridescent plumaeg and then

for whatever reasons they enjoy emitting a squawk and looking up this is very important.

[unpretty]

this may come as a shock to you all but it turns out bread lasts a really long time in the fridge

[echoes-in-echoclan]

uH OH...

This was actually the last moon I started pre-hiatus. I only finished it after hah

anyway ft. my irl dog!

Moon 47 - Moon 48.2

[darkrootmushies]

Her ass is NOT the beef bastard!!

[paeonie-s]

my current read on yoshidas ch is that hes the equivalent of a high schooler being made manager of a mcdonald’s bc all of his adult coworkers quit which leads him to believe that the fate of the world now depends on his ability to keep the drive thru times below 90 seconds

[tomatoart]

beach episode 🦇🪼