#fronter; aloha

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Rymin headcanons? :3 (like gender and sexuality)

WE POSTED THAT TWO SECONDS AGO YOU SCARE US (/pos oh my god we literally were looking at your blog yesterday what the fuck)

anyway YES WE HAVE THOSE!!!

min is transmasc and omniromantic aceflux!!

ryan is cis but questioning demigirl and Very Gay. Gayest man on earth.

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god damnit now we have to reblog it /nm /lh sorry everyone

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Since Ryan and Min are childhood friends- do you have any hcs for shenanigans they got up to? I love hearing ppl come up with stories for them!

this fandom scares us we didnt expect ANY interaction where are you all coming from /pos

the real question we have before we answer this is; do you want pre-train shenanigans for the "canon" universe, or one of our mystery AUs that we haven't talked abt yet /silly

(pick a number one to four if you wanna hear about the mystery AUs [: )

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*coughs*

updates our pinned post and redoes our blog layout

hi guys we're into Infinity Train (SPECIFICALLY BOOK 4, we haven't actually. seen season 2 or 3 yet (crying)) now. send us g/t asks about the gay canadians (i mean ryan and min i hope this is obvious)

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HEY TUMBLR DID YOU JUST BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD US???

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how do sbi + beeduo meet?

- chris

(assuming this is for the vampire wilbur AU) You'd probably expect it to be with tommy meeting tubbo and ranboo, but it actually ends up being Phil meeting Ranboo and Tubbo while running an errand. Ranboo got heavily wounded by another giant while trying to protect Tubbo, and Tubbo has no idea what to do, nor would he be able to help much if he did know what to do. Of course, seeing as Ranboo had obviously been trying to protect Tubbo, and judging by how upset and scared Tubbo was, Phil brought Ranboo and Tubbo back to his home.

While Phil was patching Ranboo up, Tommy comforted Tubbo and helped him calm down, allowing the two to become close. Once Ranboo had healed enough, him and Tubbo tried to part ways with the SBI, but Tommy and Tubbo ended up being able to convince everyone to help Ranboo and Tubbo move into the nearby cave.

When I decide to write smth for this AU, this'll probably be the first part!

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🍎 👠 💥

🍎: what are y'alls favourite foods?

Jon's favourite food is butter chicken and hel was elated when we learned how to cook it. judging by the chanting last thanksgiving i think at least one person here would say its favourite is nalysnyky, something we grew up eating and literally just learned how to spell. i {Cecil} like bacon cheeseburger mac & cheese, cause it's fun. we're all pretty inclined towards sushi, and three cheese pizza pops were our samefood for a good long while

👠: how difficult is it for y'all to agree on one cohesive outfit?

not very tbh. we have a collective fashion sense that we're still refining but generally agree on. this fashion sense is very much influenced by us three hosts {myself {Cecil}, Mim, and Kevin}, and we've been building it for years. it features a LOT of patterned button-ups and aloha shirts from Mim, a lot of layering and "weird" accessories from Kevin, and a lot of jewelry and clashing colours from myself. stuff like black sweatpants comes from previous hosts. the black lipstick comes from me but i got it from my predecessor, so, maybe it's his fault

i know the Mechs are trying to add more steampunk and pirate-y themed clothing to our wardrobe, which the rest of us are on board for. we're planning to go as Jonny for Halloween, one of the reasons for that being that it gives us an excuse to get more of that sort of stuff for our wardrobe. we went to Value Village and let Jonny go hog wild. he got like four belts

i think a big part of this is that while we're individuals, yes, we're also simultaneously a collective, and that can't be ignored/discounted. when it comes down to it, we're a cohesive unit with a collective name, pronouns, orientation, interests, etc, even if that collective identity isn't very cohesive to others

💥: how much in-system fighting is there?

most of our fighting, at least among us fronters, comes as a result of what to buy, or to a lesser extent what to spend our time doing. as a way of working through this since there's so many of us, and because we work better when there's an internal hierarchy, we have a couple fronters who are the de-facto leaders and responsible ones in these sorts of situations

those would be.. Mim, Ashes, and Cogs i think? don't get me wrong, Kevin and i still have some sway as hosts, and Jonny as the leader of the Mechanisms cluster, but when it comes down to being responsible, those three typically take charge. every time we enter a store, Ashes appoints Cogs to be in charge of ensuring that we don't purchase anything unnecessary, as ze tends to have a pretty good grip on the body and doesn't really get swayed by our pleading. ze's suspectible to the pleading of the Ices, though, which is why Mim and Ashes back hir up. Cogs usually takes charge when we need an authoritative voice to tell us what to do, especially when it comes to switching tasks, and Mim typically takes charge when we need a softer voice to get us to take care of ourself

we.. don't really know how Ashes got to be in charge. Mim and Cogs both have authority positions as it's been here for ages and both have extensive experience fronting. plus, Mim is one of our hosts. Ashes, though, just kind of decided that they're in charge, and they're good enough at it that we let them do it. they do have to deal with Gunpowder asking to buy edibles every time we see a cannabis place, or Jon's requests that we go wandering downtown, or-

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girl help ive been staring at this for ~30 minutes now

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tumblr literally crashed the first time we tried to reblog this... REBLOG MORE GUYS - Aloha

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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playing miitopia and made wilbur a vampire, now im having a big brain moment

so heres the idea

Vampire G!Wilbur AU, with g!phil, t!techno, 'n t!tommy

i literally have like barely any other thoughts for this AU other than "haha instincts go brbrbr and wilbur has to tell them to shut up constantly until he just gives up one day at the worst possible time' so feel free to send asks if you think this is a good idea!!

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Vampire (/fantasy) AU go brr since everyone really seems to like the idea!!!

It's gonna be SBI-centric but there will be appearances from Ranboo, Tubbo, and the Dteam (ft Bad)

Wilbur is a giant vampire, Phil is a giant avian, Tommy is a human-sized avian-dragon hybrid, and Techno is a human-sized piglin hybrid.

Ranboo is an giant enderman hybrid, and Tubbo is a human-sized goat hybrid.

Dream is a giant glowsquid morphmer (who resembles an inkling because our splatoon hyperfixation wont shut up), a type of mer that can shapeshift to go on land, Sapnap is a sizeshifting fire demon hybrid (who usually hangs around minigiant size), George is a human-sized water demon hybrid, and bad is a sizeshifting fire demon (He hangs around 9ft).

We don't have much else for this though, so please send asks about this AU!!

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@bigsmallmindle2 @jinjofitzo you are like the two mutuals we have that know splatoon so hey come tell us if the vocal effect we made on garageband sounds anything like inkling speech (also. wip of a song we’re making for a splatoon fan project pog!!)

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Heyo everyone!! Name’s Aloha, im currently fronting, so ill be around until… Well, idk lmao

But yeah, hello!!!

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do yall remember diamond dimensions please tell me someone remembers diamond dimensions bc that sh!t felt like a fever dream (i also may or may not have an idea relating to it)

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Losing to the King PART 2 - Hide 'n Seek

i am SO excited to show this to y'all its not even funny I promise i'll get to asks now, i just had this idea and said "yea. i have to write that now" Kai and Rider did most of the work on this story, but i wrapped it up lmao.

WARNINGS: Soft, safe vore (it's unwilling tho lmao), fearplay, and swearing (it says the f word once)

WORD COUNT: 1166 (WE WENT OVERBOARD AGAIN)

Without further ado, here y'all go!! (Writing under the cut)

Rider huffed as he sat on the couch, still the same tiny size he’d been for the past few days. Goggles was hopefully going to be home tomorrow, which meant he wouldn’t have to dodge around practices or going to battles with stupid excuses. The worst part of this whole thing would have to be whenever someone came to the door and he had to just sit there and act like nobody was home. Which was hard to do, because the lights were on. Either way, he managed to keep it up pretty well... then he heard Vintage calling his name and forgot about what he was trying to do. “Nobody’s home!- fuck.” Rider swore to himself as he made his way off the couch, darting towards the bookcase and sliding under it, just before hearing the door open. “Rider~ I know you’re here, you think Emperor wouldn’t tell at least one person what happened?” He held his breath as he heard the larger inkling calling out to him, beating himself up internally for having the idea to ever have that 1v1 with Emperor. He flinched as he brushed against something, almost hitting his head as he maneuvered himself away from the spider that just touched him and tried not to scream. (HAHA TOUGH GUY IS SCARED OF THE SPIDER- actually no its reasonable rn it’s like as big as he is) “oh cod no there’s a spider here- …guess you could say I gotta get more than 8 legs to get outta this one. ok, bad joke bye please don’t hurt me-” Rider murmured to himself as he backed up before creeping out from under the bookcase, managing to jump up and just barely get his arms over the top of the first shelf, pulling himself up and hiding around a book as he heard Vintage walk back into the room. “Come on out, it’s not like I’m gonna kill ya... That just made it sound like I am gonna kill you, I’m not I promise- Anyway, c’mon out, I know I heard you in here...” Vintage trailed off as the book Rider was leaning against slipped down a bit, the smaller of the two inklings freezing up as the other began walking over.

Vintage smirked as he saw a book move a bit on the bookcase, slowly walking over before snatching Rider out of the air as the tiny jumped in a vain last attempt to get away. He couldn’t help but laugh a bit at Rider’s struggles to get out of his grasp, rolling his eyes as he was yelled at to shut up. “Heh... I’d advise against you telling me to shut up, after all, which of us has more power in this situation?” Vintage grinned as Rider stopped moving, slowly looking up at him. “...I swear to cod if you’re gonna do what I think you’re gonna do...” The tiny growled under his breath, glaring up at the larger inkling, before visibly faltering as Vintage lifted him to eye level, a faint red glow emanating from his eyes. “Pfft... What else would I be doing?” Rider’s breath hitched at that response, squirming in the cyan inkling’s grip, earning more laughter at his pathetic attempts to escape.

Rider took a shaky breath as he glared at Vintage, trying to keep his composure as he was lowered to be more mouth level with the larger inkling. He bit his tongue as he waited, yelping as he was suddenly tossed into the air, grimacing as he fell straight into Vintage’s waiting maw. Rider, still stunned from being tossed into the air, huffed as he heard the teeth around him click shut, shoving Vintage’s tongue away once he got back to reality. He ignored whatever Vintage was trying to say to him, instead deciding to try and get out of the jaws he was trapped in, quickly realizing that wasnt gonna happen, and opting to struggle against whatever was ahead of him. Rider winced as he continued to get coated in saliva, squirming against the tongue that was pinning him to the roof of the larger inkling’s mouth, managing to gether enough strength to push himself away and allow himself to speak. “Vin, dude, this isn’t cool, cut it out!” He shouted, quickly closing his mouth as he was tossed around a bit more by Vintage’s tongue, trying to find a place it couldn’t get to him, only to come to the unfortunate realization that there was only one real place it wouldn’t be able to reach him. He’d be heading there in a few more moments either way. Rider suddenly realized he wasn’t being moved around anymore, instead sliding back on the larger inkling’s slick tongue, trying to get a grasp on something, of course failing because everything was just so slimy and slippery, closing his eyes tightly, before-

Glp.

Vintage grinned as he felt the pitiful squirms and struggles, a hand following Rider’s path until he couldn’t feel the tiny squidkid beneath his hand anymore, sitting down with a hand now resting on his stomach. “Sheesh, man, you really put up a fight, dont’cha?” He laughed, ignoring Rider’s struggles and shouts as he felt the small inkling enter his stomach. Vintage rolled his eyes at a muffled “Let me out!” from the tiny trapped within him, grinning as he responded. “Oh I will, but it’ll be an hour or two before I will...” Of course, that response got Rider to shut up, continuing to struggle until the larger inkling pressed down on his stomach, which pinned him in place, allowing Vintage to work him into a better position. “Get some sleep or somethin’, man. You’re just gonna be in there longer the more you fight it.” He chuckled as he felt Rider’s squirming slowly come to a stop, releasing the tiny by simply lifting his hand a bit. “Ya’ better let me out of here in the next two hours, then. At least do that much.” “Yeah, sure. Whatever.”

Rider huffed as he just laid there, his arms crossed. He could feel the slight extra weight of Vintage’s hand over him, both literally and figuratively telling him that he wasn’t going anywhere any time soon. He could feel himself slowly getting more and more tired, the warmth and sounds around him along with how exhausted he was from struggling not helping much at all, failing to stop himself from yawning. He sighed before closing his eyes, he didn’t really have anything else he could really do in this situation, might as well just get some sleep.

...

Rider stretched as he awoke, wincing as his eyes adjusted to the light. The first things he noticed were the fact that he was in a towel, and that Vintage was just... Gone. He sighed, stretching again. “Cod... Hopefully he’ll be here tomorrow... Gettin’ tired of this happening.” He laughed a bit at his own words, sighing. “... Then again, this all could be so much worse...”

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staying afterschool for 2 more hours for volleyball practice!! ive never touched a volleyball in my life help im going to crumble