#frienfs

[chocolatedreamlandmoon]

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[thattraumachild]

When you get this, share 5 good things that happened to you in 2023, 5 songs that defined your year, 5 shows you discovered, and 5 friends you made. Then send this to 5 people to spread some happy memories ✨️🎉💛

I got my first binder, first shitty tattoo, I learned to accept myself, I dropped my shitty best friend and I did things to fight my social anxiety

"Breezeblocks" ・ alt-J

"bury a friend" ・ Billie Eilish

"Still Waiting" ・ Sum 41

"IT is the end" ・ ice nine kills ('IT' is one of my favorite horror movies lol)

"White Rabbit" ・ Egypt Central

I'm not even sure if I discovered 5 shows in 2023, my memory is so shit

[thirteens-pocket-watch]

I'm never gonna understand ppl who think u can't be happy without romantic love. Like do u not get overwhelmingly happy about giving a gift to ur friend that they like? Have u never laughed until your face hurts and u can't breathe bcus u and the bestie can't stop making jokes? Have u never sent a friend a meme or tagged them in a post about a thing they like bcus u saw it and thought of them? Platonic love is just so <3333

[addsalwayssick]

Evan didn’t play quidditch, but he was a manager for the team, so he was often there to practice with them. How Barty got into the Slytherin lockers as a Ravenclaw? No clue.

“What are you doing here?” Evan hissed at Barty. Evan was just outside the shower, a towel around his waist. Barty slid his hand against Evan’s bare skin, across his sculpted abs and biceps. His lips trailed his collarbone as water droplets dripped. “Barty you can’t-“

“I can do whatever I want, Rosy,” Barty murmured against Evan’s dark skin. Barty pushed Evan back in the shower, stripping off his clothes. He turned the water on so nobody could hear them. It’s good he did that, though Evan suspected he may have done a few silencing charms, otherwise Evan is sure someone would have come to check on him.

meow ahhhh

[joltning]

“man whatever restoration wasn’t even that g-“

“Don’t feel bad afterwards. I forgive you. I know it’s not your fault. I’m sorry this is happening to you”

[othercrossee]

Cambodian miku

[off-the-heezys]

nobody talk to me I’m so emotionally the way nerris is on nurfs shoulders and the way preston is playing along w sword fighting and and and and

[mochiobonio]

Tourism in Zora Domain Be like

i just love how Sidon can easily just write down what he likes about Link in his diary like Mipha but no bro went the extra mile of slapping in his friendship with Link out in the open for the others to see on their way to Zora Domain, talking about Link's soft eyes, sheesh ( dunno if that was the English translation or French translation )

It's like a build up when you think bout it for any newcomers to the city

People wanna visit Zora Domain? Bam! Public diary out in the open about a Zora King and a Hylian man. Once they do reach the main square of the city? Bam! A totally platonic statue of a man riding another man. Gears be turning in their head. Then they look to the side, BAM! Link and Sidon are talking and the Zora King praising his friend immensely. Sidon just wants to show his appreciation for his homie it's so cute :,)

[catgumi]

itafushi hc #8 ; megumi is a 15+ step skincare routine kind of person. this is mainly influenced by the fact that gojo had the money to really just buy whatever products megumi asked for when he was initially taken in-- yuji, on the other hand, is unfortunately an irish spring five-in-one kind of person.

the first time they slept over and megumi discovered this, he spent an hour and a half alone trying to teach yuji about hygiene , pretty much just doing skincare on him the entire night. its become a routine for yuji to go over once or twice a week and megumi is more than happy (though he doesn't act like it) to essentially give yuji a spa day.

[luna-desert]

Can you draw fukurou throwing her pebbles at axez and hurting him badly while uie isnt looking and then pretending like she didnt do anything when uie turns back to look at the two of them

[kerizaret]

I think Emu likes dragging Nene along for "shopping sprees" completely unprompted and without warning, as to ensure Nene doesn't have a lot of money on her at the time and they just end up window shopping most of the time, talking about what they would like to buy but not actually getting it. And then after they part ways Emu writes down all the things she remembers Nene wanted and buys them in between some periods of time to "randomly" gift her out of nowhere

Neen has caught onto this at some point and was at first a bit guilty, but then she always sees how much Emu likes spoiling her and buying her things, especially since she has a lot of money to spare, so she doesn't stop her. Instead she always gets Emu something small she can afford that Emu commented she wants during the shopping sprees

[bodega-catto]

You ask the hottest girl u know their Roman Empire and she’ll say this:

[samirafee]

#RON👁️🤎👁️YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND FOR LIFE🐈🤎🐾

@samirafee

[daftpatience]

if I could afford it I'd be buying sooo many stickers from all the artists I love for my journal you guys don't even KNOW

[eightdoctor]

you guys wish you had whatever gender cousin justine has. she’s a woman with a male shadow that only has one arm and access to every weapon in the universe. and she’s crazy. and loves death and blood and gore and bones and rot